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Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:21pm On Apr 27, 2011
Hamid, I still think dat most people will not find your post funny since El's name is there.

Understand my viewpoint now.
I'm serious this time.

In particular, I don't find it funny.

Even if El Guapo said it, all of us now will start making a song out of it, abi?

Hamid, I still think you'll edit.
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:21pm On Apr 27, 2011
Hamid, are you permitted to crack a joke out of it?

You're mocking someone living with AIDS. Show some love to PLWHA.

Please, this is not funny at all.
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:08pm On Apr 27, 2011
Hamid O:
Padi kilode now. Even if you no talk to everybody, talk to your padi now, Oya say something abeg,

@Efe, I never knew EL had a brother that's HIV positive o. The guy came to the spa yesterday and El was explaining how his bro contacted the disease,
His Bro was sleeping with a village girl without a condom. She realises this & says:
"U don't haff AIDS, abi? Or do u haff?"
D guy replied: "Nooo, I no get AIDS!" The girl said cos I no wan catch dat thing again
Hamid, edit your post jor! Why say El has a brother with dat Kini disease?

Hamid, edit it now cos d post is offensive to El Guapo.
I won't tolerate unnecessary victimization of a SPArtan!
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 7:21pm On Apr 27, 2011
No. .i'm clean

do you think Barça can made it to UEFA Champions League final? huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:09pm On Apr 27, 2011
chuuch!

All is cool @ Sophia. Whatsup?

I don marry ohh *joking* cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:08pm On Apr 27, 2011
chuuch!

All is cool @ Sophia. Whatsup?

I don marry ohh *joking* cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:57pm On Apr 27, 2011
Nephew Bright, whatsup? any winch for here?
Any sinners?
Any toasters
Lolz
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 2:54pm On Apr 27, 2011
[quote author=chi-baby link=topic=621618.msg8214129#msg8214129 date=1303910071]Jackpot why u soo ignorant? I hollered no reply[/quote]oops! my bad!,
sorry, pumpkin
i still dey quote & reply na. .ok

hi. .how your side?

@DANI
how work market? wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 2:34pm On Apr 27, 2011
Yes & no. .i've corrected it.

No work today. Have you been sacked? wink tongue Lol cheesy grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 2:21pm On Apr 27, 2011
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=628505.msg8213384#msg8213384 date=1303904214]No I don't

is your day going well?[/quote]yes o

do you really stroll in your house? wink tongue grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 2:19pm On Apr 27, 2011
No. . .i thought you wanna sell it. . .

well, i was only referrin to d day you asked someone (who said your raps no bam) "are you this cold?"



do i need to quote before you remember?
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 2:08pm On Apr 27, 2011
Idowuogbo:
oya gist me werrin dey , are u tryin to tell me about your small okoro grin grin
lol. .easy ohh. .some kids here're underaged!  wink

well, how about startin up our own yoruba/igbo toto-rial class wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:42pm On Apr 27, 2011
Element G:
the ones i bought for u dat val day abi? wink wink cool cool
mr, i no be gay jor!
I get 3 legs like you tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:38pm On Apr 27, 2011
Element G:
the ones i bought for u dat val day abi? wink wink cool cool
mr, i no be gay jor!
I get 3 legs like you tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:34pm On Apr 27, 2011
Element G:
the ones i bought for u dat val day abi? wink wink cool cool
mr, i no be gay jor!
I get 3 legs like you tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:17pm On Apr 27, 2011
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=621618.msg8213503#msg8213503 date=1303905198]This place just dey dull ma brain

dey bore me to tears

Jackie Chan - abeg do your thing now

or go call ma cousin 007 come now  embarassed embarassed[/quote]the "my thing" scene is more interesting if El Guapo is around. you know he has to compromise and we would improvise.
*winks*
you copy?

anyways i'm dialling my cousin 007's number now
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:05pm On Apr 27, 2011
^^dress small abeg, you're steppin on my Gucci shoes tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:01pm On Apr 27, 2011
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=621618.msg8213455#msg8213455 date=1303904845]so, na your bush dem dey bomb?? grin grin grin[/quote]your bush? yes! tongue tongue wink
^^ah!

but 'tis a bit like what you had b/4 now - remember

at least, Lady Neyshed dey use monosyllabus / 1 word per post

urs was zilch / zero - just quotations
mine was network stuff.
neyshed is a guy. he needs d sweet voice & care of a damsel.
Oya Mr 'n Mrs Jackpot (a.k.a madam B) - make una beg the powers that be to release aunty Neyshed's tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
*aside to Efe*
your kiss alone can do d magikk. Bro Hamid is away & besides he neva pay dowry wink wink grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:49pm On Apr 27, 2011
Idowuogbo:
haba dat wasnt alcohol now , it was enriched designer zobo , dont dull all na packaging  grin grin grin
yes am always doing it  wink smiley smiley
with straws abi? wink tongue cheesy


*beckons ID* come closer i wan whistle whisper sumfin for ya ears only wink cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:45pm On Apr 27, 2011
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=621618.msg8213280#msg8213280 date=1303903431]^^ 'allo Mr Chan

How you take know say dem dey inside toilet

you waka go dat side?? shocked shocked shocked[/quote]loo is their slang for bush-bombing wink tongue cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:41pm On Apr 27, 2011
^^that sickness is infectious, EFE
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:37pm On Apr 27, 2011
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=628505.msg8213261#msg8213261 date=1303903312]hurt ke?!

Nope - moi is [color=#000099][/color]

in fact make dem dey marry every weekend to dash us Bank Holiday

that way, we get to work 4 days a week instead of 5

now that would be cool - wouldn't it?? grin grin grin[/quote]no. .it'll be paramount & tantamount to inducin & imbibing d spirit of laziness

don't you think so? wink cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:35pm On Apr 27, 2011
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=628505.msg8213261#msg8213261 date=1303903312]hurt ke?!

Nope - moi is [color=#000099][/color]

in fact make dem dey marry every weekend to dash us Bank Holiday

that way, we get to work 4 days a week instead of 5

now that would be cool - wouldn't it?? grin grin grin[/quote]no. .it'll be paramount & tantamount to inducin & imbibing d spirit of laziness

don't you think so? wink cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:30pm On Apr 27, 2011
Idowuogbo:
mastered me ke , oh boi u can neva finish degree of badosky o
how much did u miss madam no nonsense grin grin
was only havin a shot at pun. don't get it twisted. . .
well, missed her cute words. She sang for me. . .i wanna reply but yincus did first
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:21pm On Apr 27, 2011
@EFE, they're in da loo

Idowuogbo:
yes man i, i remember u sed u will help me hawk my copies in iweka road and ajegunle grin angry
i told you dat red wine is 30% alc. vol cheesy cheesy grin grin
you did it? wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:59am On Apr 27, 2011
neyshed:
frawn!
prawn!


ARareGem+neyshed=neyGem wink tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:52am On Apr 27, 2011
yep! still remembered yhu said sumfin 'bout demo track b4. cool stuffz i buy. we gonna give it red carpet release cool cool grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:29am On Apr 27, 2011
**coughs lightly**
anybody spa home?
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 11:22am On Apr 27, 2011
[quote author=Tee_Jay link=topic=628505.msg8212017#msg8212017 date=1303890767]no to freaks, dont want to be freaked out grin grin
you do freaky stuff?[/quote]hell no. .i cast & bind. . .lolz wink cheesy cheesy

can you play with me? wink grin cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 11:17am On Apr 27, 2011
Idowuogbo:
did u miss me nautie ? cheesy
yes i did. .i missed u and mastered u. . grin

*thinking* how did she read my mind? wink wink smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:07am On Apr 27, 2011
^^oops! Id, your raps make sense die smiley cool
Nairaland General › Re: Fstranger/Ystranger Is A Very Sick Man by jackpot(f): 8:32am On Apr 27, 2011
^^you're an h-atheist. . .lol tongue

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