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Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:21pm On Apr 27, 2011
Hamid, I still think dat most people will not find your post funny since El's name is there.

Understand my viewpoint now.
I'm serious this time.

In particular, I don't find it funny.

Even if El Guapo said it, all of us now will start making a song out of it, abi?

Hamid, I still think you'll edit.
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:21pm On Apr 27, 2011
Hamid, are you permitted to crack a joke out of it?

You're mocking someone living with AIDS. Show some love to PLWHA.

Please, this is not funny at all.
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:08pm On Apr 27, 2011
Hamid O:
Padi kilode now. Even if you no talk to everybody, talk to your padi now, Oya say something abeg,

@Efe, I never knew EL had a brother that's HIV positive o. The guy came to the spa yesterday and El was explaining how his bro contacted the disease,
His Bro was sleeping with a village girl without a condom. She realises this & says:
"U don't haff AIDS, abi? Or do u haff?"
D guy replied: "Nooo, I no get AIDS!" The girl said cos I no wan catch dat thing again
Hamid, edit your post jor! Why say El has a brother with dat Kini disease?

Hamid, edit it now cos d post is offensive to El Guapo.
I won't tolerate unnecessary victimization of a SPArtan!
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 7:21pm On Apr 27, 2011
No. .i'm clean

do you think Barça can made it to UEFA Champions League final? huh
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:09pm On Apr 27, 2011
chuuch!

All is cool @ Sophia. Whatsup?

I don marry ohh *joking* cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:08pm On Apr 27, 2011
chuuch!

All is cool @ Sophia. Whatsup?

I don marry ohh *joking* cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:57pm On Apr 27, 2011
Nephew Bright, whatsup? any winch for here?
Any sinners?
Any toasters
Lolz
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 2:54pm On Apr 27, 2011
chi-baby:
Jackpot why u soo ignorant? I hollered no reply
oops! my bad!,
sorry, pumpkin
i still dey quote & reply na. .ok

hi. .how your side?

@DANI
how work market? wink
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 2:34pm On Apr 27, 2011
Yes & no. .i've corrected it.

No work today. Have you been sacked? wink tongue Lol cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 2:21pm On Apr 27, 2011
Efemena_xy:
No I don't

is your day going well?
yes o

do you really stroll in your house? wink tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 2:19pm On Apr 27, 2011
No. . .i thought you wanna sell it. . .

well, i was only referrin to d day you asked someone (who said your raps no bam) "are you this cold?"



do i need to quote before you remember?
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 2:08pm On Apr 27, 2011
Idowuogbo:
oya gist me werrin dey , are u tryin to tell me about your small okoro grin grin
lol. .easy ohh. .some kids here're underaged!  wink

well, how about startin up our own yoruba/igbo toto-rial class wink
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:42pm On Apr 27, 2011
Element G:
the ones i bought for u dat val day abi? wink wink cool cool
mr, i no be gay jor!
I get 3 legs like you tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:38pm On Apr 27, 2011
Element G:
the ones i bought for u dat val day abi? wink wink cool cool
mr, i no be gay jor!
I get 3 legs like you tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:34pm On Apr 27, 2011
Element G:
the ones i bought for u dat val day abi? wink wink cool cool
mr, i no be gay jor!
I get 3 legs like you tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:17pm On Apr 27, 2011
Efemena_xy:
This place just dey dull ma brain

dey bore me to tears

Jackie Chan - abeg do your thing now

or go call ma cousin 007 come now  embarassed embarassed
the "my thing" scene is more interesting if El Guapo is around. you know he has to compromise and we would improvise.
*winks*
you copy?

anyways i'm dialling my cousin 007's number now
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:05pm On Apr 27, 2011
^^dress small abeg, you're steppin on my Gucci shoes tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:01pm On Apr 27, 2011
Efemena_xy:
so, na your bush dem dey bomb?? grin grin grin
your bush? yes! tongue tongue wink
^^ah!

but 'tis a bit like what you had b/4 now - remember

at least, Lady Neyshed dey use monosyllabus / 1 word per post

urs was zilch / zero - just quotations
mine was network stuff.
neyshed is a guy. he needs d sweet voice & care of a damsel.
Oya Mr 'n Mrs Jackpot (a.k.a madam B) - make una beg the powers that be to release aunty Neyshed's tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
*aside to Efe*
your kiss alone can do d magikk. Bro Hamid is away & besides he neva pay dowry wink wink grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:49pm On Apr 27, 2011
Idowuogbo:
haba dat wasnt alcohol now , it was enriched designer zobo , dont dull all na packaging  grin grin grin
yes am always doing it  wink smiley smiley
with straws abi? wink tongue cheesy


*beckons ID* come closer i wan whistle whisper sumfin for ya ears only wink cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:45pm On Apr 27, 2011
Efemena_xy:
^^ 'allo Mr Chan

How you take know say dem dey inside toilet

you waka go dat side?? shocked shocked shocked
loo is their slang for bush-bombing wink tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:41pm On Apr 27, 2011
^^that sickness is infectious, EFE
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:37pm On Apr 27, 2011
Efemena_xy:
hurt ke?!

Nope - moi is [color=#000099][/color]

in fact make dem dey marry every weekend to dash us Bank Holiday

that way, we get to work 4 days a week instead of 5

now that would be cool - wouldn't it?? grin grin grin
no. .it'll be paramount & tantamount to inducin & imbibing d spirit of laziness

don't you think so? wink cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:35pm On Apr 27, 2011
Efemena_xy:
hurt ke?!

Nope - moi is [color=#000099][/color]

in fact make dem dey marry every weekend to dash us Bank Holiday

that way, we get to work 4 days a week instead of 5

now that would be cool - wouldn't it?? grin grin grin
no. .it'll be paramount & tantamount to inducin & imbibing d spirit of laziness

don't you think so? wink cool cool
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 12:30pm On Apr 27, 2011
Idowuogbo:
mastered me ke , oh boi u can neva finish degree of badosky o
how much did u miss madam no nonsense grin grin
was only havin a shot at pun. don't get it twisted. . .
well, missed her cute words. She sang for me. . .i wanna reply but yincus did first
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:21pm On Apr 27, 2011
@EFE, they're in da loo

Idowuogbo:
yes man i, i remember u sed u will help me hawk my copies in iweka road and ajegunle grin angry
i told you dat red wine is 30% alc. vol cheesy cheesy grin grin
you did it? wink
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:59am On Apr 27, 2011
neyshed:
frawn!
prawn!


ARareGem+neyshed=neyGem wink tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:52am On Apr 27, 2011
yep! still remembered yhu said sumfin 'bout demo track b4. cool stuffz i buy. we gonna give it red carpet release cool cool grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:29am On Apr 27, 2011
**coughs lightly**
anybody spa home?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 11:22am On Apr 27, 2011
Tee_Jay:
no to freaks, dont want to be freaked out grin grin
you do freaky stuff?
hell no. .i cast & bind. . .lolz wink cheesy cheesy

can you play with me? wink grin cool
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 11:17am On Apr 27, 2011
Idowuogbo:
did u miss me nautie ? cheesy
yes i did. .i missed u and mastered u. . grin

*thinking* how did she read my mind? wink wink smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:07am On Apr 27, 2011
^^oops! Id, your raps make sense die smiley cool
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fstranger/Ystranger Is A Very Sick Man by jackpot(f): 8:32am On Apr 27, 2011
^^you're an h-atheist. . .lol tongue

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