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Tracking Every Automated Mechanized Systems

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neyshed:
alright so wy dont u b mai gal and me b your gai on nairaland may b we can work tins out. wat says u?

ARareGem:
me says na, not impressed enuf.

Ney, mabinu adé ma rira. Catch ya later.

it's not even that she turned down the offer, but that she is not impressed.

Chai! This gal no even dey appreciative for the free Yoruba lectures she received.

Impressed ko Depressed ni

but Neyshed, you should've decoded d message when she told you to translate "Sorry, I have to go"

now, my friend would be feeling bad, but e pele. . .don't worry, lotta fishes in the river

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] Lol Ney Brova u certainly got it wrong!
Why bringing up a Yoruba class at such lady of Etiquette?? U for like ask her out naa or try to impress her by asking 4 her number so u fit send 1500 recharge card!
Er u tot u were toasting one of those Ajegunle mgbekes, that u'ld easily lure in wiv rhymes like 'Baby i love u, u be the only rat under my bed, cupboard nko? My only coakcroach, what of tea? My only Lipton, hair nko? My only dandruff! Oya baby talk your own' [/color]

Guys don dey woo & toast girls with teaching them their own language.

Pls guys lets spice dis place up as we do that.

N[b]yansh[/b]ed & Hamid , help us na

Yes. .you try. .always leave a yes/no answer question

do you understand?

Yes. . .love-haunted, love spell-bound

are my synonyms in line?

gud money morning, hot mamas & hotter papas

she-baby Happy happy

Fstranger
Eko Ile

phucking tribalists

kenny33:
your brain is upside down, you definely need to go to an hospital for check up

hey, jerk off!!!

Desist from insults or you'll get BANNED!!!

Yes. . .honestly, you act cold sumtymz

do you think my answer is correct?

bikokwe:
waz goin on here

aboki fulani man, your cow dey miss?

bright007:
I was watching passion of christ with my cousin,Jacky,when strange noises started  emanating from d spa!!!on getting downstairs I saw Guapo's third leg standing like the resistant in the terminator series.
Well,I don't know wat happened,all d same u are wellcome.

bright, you for raise alarm. . ."everybody come see snake ooo"
laughing my prick off!
LMPO!

bright007:
@EL:wetin happen now?Nobody is taking anything serious here,just wanna play along your persistent line of jokes.
You started wif intimacy this morning $ we decided to play along.
**Now its a replay of wat goes around comes around***
It seems your shadows are chasing u.

cousin, your post is sooo on point!
Flawless!

Well i coughed because if u see d kind turkey leg i dey tear wit my mouth. . .i will need even d services of 4 macho-men to help pluck d tiny remnants in-between my teeth!

Idowuogbo:
it is bcus all u do is pop ya eye , swaggerless character imagine since we don no u no ginger no garlic , na so so smiley icon u dey use communicate like say na sign language we dey do here

*coughs*
abi, dis place resemble deaf-and-dumb school?


Id, warrido? *winks*

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] ^ HapY eAsTeR to u too dear, though on dis date some Yrs Retro, our Lord Jesus who we're celebrating don already cross pearly gates, go siddon for Baba God left han. .d er sorry em no be woman, em don go siddon for Baba God right hand!

joke not wit God directly

So today is monday and this what we gon reply to evry hapY easTeR = i wish u a Hapi Ascendary Post Easter Salutation!
Jackpot dont 4get it oo, u get dull brain naa [/color]

chill man, your statements are sharp. If na me, you go full Dani inbox wit reports. . .we no longer want sharp statements or dis place will become crappy and too insultive. . .we want yabs only. . .

You copy?

jokingmary:
This has become more than boring itself

oga mi, where ur snuff-box?

Efemena_xy:
**Just strolling by. . .**

stroller general as usual!

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] Now thats my point!

Why would u and your mate take it upon u the task of sweating over my act?? Surely a sign of under-age. . .lest u forget its only below 18 that gets irritated when viewing indecency! Its obvious other peepz here dont complain cos they're matured enuf, now tell me where are your maturities?? [/color]

d bolded is not true generally. . .and you know it.

BTW, nobody is taking anything here serious. . .

You're in Joke Section man. . .so go get ur self cold pure-water or better still. . .beg bright to open d taps in-between his legs so u can fetch. . .

Everything we do, we do for fun!

*EL, clean ur sweats, abeg*

hahaha. . .hahahaha. . .

@bright

she's in my bedroom. . .i'm helpin her solve her Mathematics assignment~

lol

@ El Guapo i thought you've bid farewell to ur childish act of making love in presence of everybody

*Mis-appointed*

Buahahahaha. . .hahaha. . .hahahaha. . .

^^no, we recruit only virgins as our ad-hoc staffz



bright, i gbadun ur locashun. . .lolz NUTS!!!

bright-pot or jack007, all join!

^^no, we recruit only virgins as our ad-hoc staffz



bright, i gbadun ur locashun. . .lolz NUTS!!!

bright-pot or jack007, all join!

You ever wonder why there are albinos?


reason is :[color=#999900]yellow sperms!!![/color]
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^^Laughing My Young Moses Off

190 iz a transvestite. . .

^^^evening service still dey

Idowuogbo:
^he wants me but cant say it , hes a shy guy

lol.

Id, I like you as I love how i liked loving u even though i keep liking u more & more like liking who u love and at the same time love loving who you like and. . .what am i even saying sef?

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff]
Lol
I thought he's Homo
He's location with that of Brite implies sumfyn [/color]

nwannem, it's called creativity.
El, don't get it twisted