₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,325,418 members, 8,421,867 topics. Date: Sunday, 07 June 2026 at 08:35 AM

Toggle theme

Jackpot's Posts

Nairaland ForumJackpot's ProfileJackpot's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 (of 174 pages)

Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:22pm On Apr 29, 2011
Element G:
huh its element, but still papa yet, my head dey swell ooo cool cool cool
take am sofri sofri make ya head no come burst wink cool

lolz cheesy cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:45am On Apr 29, 2011
Lol @ I'm not impressed. . .

@neyshed

if you don't impress her(ARareGEM) wit your yarns, how you go fit impress her with your tiny third leg?

abi, make i help you?

Lolz
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:39am On Apr 29, 2011
Emelent, i hail o
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:21am On Apr 29, 2011
jokingmary:
This has become boring huh

Where are the jokers? huh
lolz. . .dem go market na wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:07am On Apr 29, 2011
neyshed:
dat bcause we are not d same. we reasons differently and photocopy ko easy
that's not it. . .you're in Jokes section. .and you either yab back or sit down and enjoy

that means if you had been OBJ, you would've imprisoned all Basket-Mouth in 9ja
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:59am On Apr 29, 2011
neyshed:
u should try and understand something u see in life u dont deserve to be anybodies friend is d other persons choice so GEM saying dat does or will not change a thing. u are also a friend and u av all option if u dont want to be it wont change a dem and it doesnt mean u ar an enermy too. use your brawn!
i'm not impressed. .sorry to disappoint you. . tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:53am On Apr 29, 2011
jokingmary:
Thread closed due to the excessive use of vernacular
hehehe. . .

my prob wit this thread is dat it's full of guys who're not creative wit jokes. . .they're our language tutors


Instead of replyin yabs wit yabs, they post rubbish. .

I like El Guapo a lot in d sense that no matter he always take most of d yabs, he still yabs back and sounds matured.

Yab nyanshed once, he'll start crying. . .
** I hiss in Spanish**
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:33am On Apr 29, 2011
neyshed:
alright so wy dont u b mai gal and me b your gai on nairaland may b we can work tins out. wat says u?
ARareGem:
me says no way!, I'm not impressed enuf.

Ney, mabinu adé ma rira. Catch ya later.
she doesn't even agree to be an online friend talkless of a real friend. tongue tongue

If I were you, I'll try being a monk tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:25am On Apr 29, 2011
Try me and i'll ditch you like an expired drug

failed toaster
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:21am On Apr 29, 2011
neyshed:
@jack dont u notice yet i dont rap wit u. i dont lik hw u reason broda. u should ask me to translate dat in english instead of pushing me to anoda broda.
you do not impress me, bro so no time for you tongue Jackpot is a one-man squad. .he doesn't need you cos you're not in his klass anywhere

so if person yab you, you go cry foul instead of yabbin back.

No wonder you didn't impress ARareGem.

If i were you, i wouldn't log in for a month.

Who even like you sef for here when a baald-heeded owld man like you don't even know how toast a 14-year old girl like ARareGem tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:21am On Apr 29, 2011
^^which kain speaking in tongue be all dis one na? angry

Neyshed, good one. .
are you trying to toast Yinka wit Yoruba because you know El Guapo will not decode your yarns? wink
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:23am On Apr 29, 2011
I'm so happy this morning. . .i feel like I've won a jackpot wink

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-656266.32.html#msg8225955
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:21am On Apr 29, 2011
^^ney, good [b]mrawn[/b]ing cheesy cheesy grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 7:02am On Apr 29, 2011
^^LOL!! cheesy cheesy grin
El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] ** Just flying across, heading for saturn cheesy cheesy grin jackpot stop staring at me dat way, u've not seen a spacecraft in your life? [/color]
@El Guapo,

are you sure you're not crash-landing? wink tongue cheesy

that's why i'm starin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 6:37am On Apr 29, 2011
Natasha,,:
okay then but i'm still feeling cold *I want to sleep with you tonight don't wanna go to my room* *gives him a tight hug*  

*in her tightest hug ever, chest against chest, i can feel her heartbeat, she can feel mine too* kiss kiss kiss

oh sweets, my bed is big enough for us. . .let's go there. .*kiss*. . . kiss kiss kiss
*still in her tight hug, we proceed to my room, closes d door and lies on d bed* kiss

*whisperin to her ears in low voice*

errmm. . .sis' i forgot to tell you dat cuddling cures cold&shiver. .It's my doctor's secret. .he calls it cold-diffusion-therapy. .so we no longer need any pills wink wink cheesy

I hope to cure d cold with my cuddles. .i don't play with my sis' health smiley wink cool

*cuddles her tighter*

Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 6:28am On Apr 29, 2011
Natasha,,:
hehehe lolz she didn't see the MEET UP ZONE  grin grin grin grin grin
so how are my other siblings ? cheesy
they're doin great. .and your twin Chizoba sends his greetings cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 11:25pm On Apr 28, 2011
Natasha,,:
you don't have to be confused jackpot is my brother grin grin ;Ddundee i said jackpot not reality 101 or 202 tongue
get them informed, lil sis' wink cool
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 11:20pm On Apr 28, 2011
Natasha,,:
*smiles at her big brother
i'm feeling cold
*covers her wit my sweater*
it's already late, we should've gone to da Chemist shop and buy some pills wink wink
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 10:27pm On Apr 28, 2011
rokiatu:
Who is this jackot?
i know you meant to ask "who's dat lucky guy"? Well it's me sha. .thank God for me, rokii, cos i feel like I've already won a jackpot grin

she means a lot to me. .she is officially my sister from a different mother&father [/color]
I don't understand why is this in the dating and meeting u zone when your considered him a brother grin
It's called Dating and Meet-Up.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 10:10pm On Apr 28, 2011
Natasha,,:
awwwwww i'm crying right now and i can't stop i'm just so happy  kiss kiss
i thought i would never meet my brother
but here you are telling me not to bother
cos you are hear with me
although nature might not have brought us from the same womb
but you have ,miraculously  healed all my wounds
you are my beloved
and my heart is where you dwell
the thought of you makes my head swell
having you is like swimming in a pool
with every plunge i make into the water
you are always there supporting me
if this is a dream
then dream on we must and to wake up never  kiss kiss kiss kiss



Oops!
*wipes away her tears*
your words touched me like d first time I heard "HERO" by Enrique Iglesias.
You're really my hero.
There is no sister like you.
I have never felt this way. . .you'll always be my pride always kiss kiss kiss
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Jackpot My Once Upon A Time In Reality by jackpot(f): 8:44pm On Apr 28, 2011

Tasha,

Since meeting you here, i don't think i would have "the most happiest day of my life"
Reason is that you keep smashing the record for me. . .Waking up with you in my mind always make each today better than yesterday.
I never had a sister before, but now I have the best sister I can get in the whole world.
Thanks for bringing so much joy to my heart. kiss kiss kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 6:46pm On Apr 28, 2011
rokiatu:
Is that a yes or no question? undecided
No. .it's rhetorical

don't you think so?? wink
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 6:38pm On Apr 28, 2011
Efemena_xy:
yes I do

I find it boring - don't you? cheesy
No. . . I think soccer rules. . .your mates super falcons are making Nigeria proud

do you enjoy strolling?
Jokes EtcRe: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 6:22pm On Apr 28, 2011
^^where is ya answer before your useless newbie question
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:49pm On Apr 28, 2011
**just strolling by**
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:49pm On Apr 28, 2011
**just strolling by**
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 3:20pm On Apr 28, 2011
**YAWNS##

Spa so boring today shocked

Efe, you're not even helpin matters with your lingua hausa class

do some magikk na
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:55am On Apr 28, 2011
Mr Mary, warrido??
Forum GamesRe: Who Are You Missing Today? by jackpot(f): 5:52am On Apr 28, 2011
@op
my sister
LiteratureRe: Natasha: ''A Girl Like Me'' by jackpot(f): 5:44am On Apr 28, 2011
^^Oliver Twist wink tongue cool
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:40am On Apr 28, 2011
Efemena_xy:
^^ how e take be offensive?

na Hamid 1st talk am??

go back to page 74 and read wetin El post - if the thing dey as offensive as you claim, then El for don edit am

anyway, I know say you know wan go look am for yourself so here goes:
or maybe El is even lying.
In that case, no probs.
Jokes EtcRe: Easter Jokes by jackpot(f): 12:10am On Apr 28, 2011
^^ignore dat boy. . .he only knows how to hiss & sigh "mtchew" all d time

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 143 144 145 146 147 148 149 150 151 (of 174 pages)