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Element G:take am sofri sofri make ya head no come burst ![]() lolz ![]() |
Lol @ I'm not impressed. . . @neyshed if you don't impress her(ARareGEM) wit your yarns, how you go fit impress her with your abi, make i help you? Lolz |
Emelent, i hail o |
jokingmary:lolz. . .dem go market na ![]() |
neyshed:that's not it. . .you're in Jokes section. .and you either yab back or sit down and enjoy that means if you had been OBJ, you would've imprisoned all Basket-Mouth in 9ja |
neyshed:i'm not impressed. .sorry to disappoint you. . ![]() |
jokingmary:hehehe. . . my prob wit this thread is dat it's full of guys who're not creative wit jokes. . .they're our language tutors Instead of replyin yabs wit yabs, they post rubbish. . I like El Guapo a lot in d sense that no matter he always take most of d yabs, he still yabs back and sounds matured. Yab nyanshed once, he'll start crying. . . ** I hiss in Spanish** |
neyshed: ARareGem:she doesn't even agree to be an online friend talkless of a real friend. ![]() If I were you, I'll try being a monk ![]() |
Try me and i'll ditch you like an expired drug failed toaster |
neyshed:you do not impress me, bro so no time for you Jackpot is a one-man squad. .he doesn't need you cos you're not in his klass anywhereso if person yab you, you go cry foul instead of yabbin back. No wonder you didn't impress ARareGem. If i were you, i wouldn't log in for a month. Who even like you sef for here when a baald-heeded owld man like you don't even know how toast a 14-year old girl like ARareGem ![]() |
^^which kain speaking in tongue be all dis one na? ![]() Neyshed, good one. . are you trying to toast Yinka wit Yoruba because you know El Guapo will not decode your yarns? ![]() |
I'm so happy this morning. . .i feel like I've won a jackpot https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-656266.32.html#msg8225955 |
^^ney, good [b]mrawn[/b]ing ![]() |
^^LOL!! El Guapo:@El Guapo, are you sure you're not crash-landing? ![]() that's why i'm starin ![]() |
Natasha,,: *in her tightest hug ever, chest against chest, i can feel her heartbeat, she can feel mine too* oh sweets, my bed is big enough for us. . .let's go there. .*kiss*. . . *still in her tight hug, we proceed to my room, closes d door and lies on d bed* *whisperin to her ears in low voice* errmm. . .sis' i forgot to tell you dat cuddling cures cold&shiver. .It's my doctor's secret. .he calls it cold-diffusion-therapy. .so we no longer need any pills ![]() I hope to cure d cold with my cuddles. .i don't play with my sis' health ![]() *cuddles her tighter* |
Natasha,,:they're doin great. .and your twin Chizoba sends his greetings ![]() |
Natasha,,:get them informed, lil sis' |
Natasha,,:*covers her wit my sweater* it's already late, we should've gone to da Chemist shop and buy some pills ![]() |
rokiatu:i know you meant to ask "who's dat lucky guy"? Well it's me sha. .thank God for me, rokii, cos i feel like I've already won a jackpot ![]() she means a lot to me. .she is officially my sister from a different mother&father [/color] I don't understand why is this in the dating and meeting u zone when your considered him a brotherIt's called Dating and Meet-Up. |
Natasha,,:Oops! *wipes away her tears* your words touched me like d first time I heard "HERO" by Enrique Iglesias. You're really my hero. There is no sister like you. I have never felt this way. . .you'll always be my pride always |
Tasha, Since meeting you here, i don't think i would have "the most happiest day of my life" Reason is that you keep smashing the record for me. . .Waking up with you in my mind always make each today better than yesterday. I never had a sister before, but now I have the best sister I can get in the whole world. Thanks for bringing so much joy to my heart. |
rokiatu:No. .it's rhetorical don't you think so?? ![]() |
Efemena_xy:No. . . I think soccer rules. . .your mates super falcons are making Nigeria proud do you enjoy strolling? |
^^where is ya answer before your useless newbie question |
**just strolling by** |
**just strolling by** |
**YAWNS## Spa so boring today Efe, you're not even helpin matters with your lingua hausa class do some magikk na |
Mr Mary, warrido?? |
@op my sister |
^^Oliver Twist ![]() |
Efemena_xy:or maybe El is even lying. In that case, no probs. |
^^ignore dat boy. . .he only knows how to hiss & sigh "mtchew" all d time |
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