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Element G:
huh its element, but still papa yet, my head dey swell ooo

take am sofri sofri make ya head no come burst

lolz

Lol @ I'm not impressed. . .

@neyshed

if you don't impress her(ARareGEM) wit your yarns, how you go fit impress her with your tiny third leg?

abi, make i help you?

Lolz

Emelent, i hail o

jokingmary:
This has become boring

Where are the jokers?

lolz. . .dem go market na

neyshed:
dat bcause we are not d same. we reasons differently and photocopy ko easy

that's not it. . .you're in Jokes section. .and you either yab back or sit down and enjoy

that means if you had been OBJ, you would've imprisoned all Basket-Mouth in 9ja

neyshed:
u should try and understand something u see in life u dont deserve to be anybodies friend is d other persons choice so GEM saying dat does or will not change a thing. u are also a friend and u av all option if u dont want to be it wont change a dem and it doesnt mean u ar an enermy too. use your brawn!

i'm not impressed. .sorry to disappoint you. .

jokingmary:
Thread closed due to the excessive use of vernacular

hehehe. . .

my prob wit this thread is dat it's full of guys who're not creative wit jokes. . .they're our language tutors


Instead of replyin yabs wit yabs, they post rubbish. .

I like El Guapo a lot in d sense that no matter he always take most of d yabs, he still yabs back and sounds matured.

Yab nyanshed once, he'll start crying. . .
** I hiss in Spanish**

neyshed:
alright so wy dont u b mai gal and me b your gai on nairaland may b we can work tins out. wat says u?

ARareGem:
me says no way!, I'm not impressed enuf.

Ney, mabinu adé ma rira. Catch ya later.

she doesn't even agree to be an online friend talkless of a real friend.

If I were you, I'll try being a monk

Try me and i'll ditch you like an expired drug

failed toaster

neyshed:
@jack dont u notice yet i dont rap wit u. i dont lik hw u reason broda. u should ask me to translate dat in english instead of pushing me to anoda broda.

you do not impress me, bro so no time for you Jackpot is a one-man squad. .he doesn't need you cos you're not in his klass anywhere

so if person yab you, you go cry foul instead of yabbin back.

No wonder you didn't impress ARareGem.

If i were you, i wouldn't log in for a month.

Who even like you sef for here when a baald-heeded owld man like you don't even know how toast a 14-year old girl like ARareGem

^^which kain speaking in tongue be all dis one na?

Neyshed, good one. .
are you trying to toast Yinka wit Yoruba because you know El Guapo will not decode your yarns?

^^ney, good [b]mrawn[/b]ing

^^LOL!!

El Guapo:
[color=#0066ff] ** Just flying across, heading for saturn jackpot stop staring at me dat way, u've not seen a spacecraft in your life? [/color]

@El Guapo,

are you sure you're not crash-landing?

that's why i'm starin

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8224853#msg8224853 date=1304030096]okay then but i'm still feeling cold *I want to sleep with you tonight don't wanna go to my room* *gives him a tight hug*   [/quote]
*in her tightest hug ever, chest against chest, i can feel her heartbeat, she can feel mine too*

oh sweets, my bed is big enough for us. . .let's go there. .*kiss*. . .
*still in her tight hug, we proceed to my room, closes d door and lies on d bed*

*whisperin to her ears in low voice*

errmm. . .sis' i forgot to tell you dat cuddling cures cold&shiver. .It's my doctor's secret. .he calls it cold-diffusion-therapy. .so we no longer need any pills

I hope to cure d cold with my cuddles. .i don't play with my sis' health

*cuddles her tighter*

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8224643#msg8224643 date=1304027769]hehehe lolz she didn't see the MEET UP ZONE  
so how are my other siblings ? [/quote]they're doin great. .and your twin Chizoba sends his greetings

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8224666#msg8224666 date=1304028069]you don't have to be confused jackpot is my brother ;Ddundee i said jackpot not reality 101 or 202 [/quote]get them informed, lil sis'

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8224710#msg8224710 date=1304028576]*smiles at her big brother
i'm feeling cold [/quote]*covers her wit my sweater*
it's already late, we should've gone to da Chemist shop and buy some pills

rokiatu:
Who is this jackot?

i know you meant to ask "who's dat lucky guy"? Well it's me sha. .thank God for me, rokii, cos i feel like I've already won a jackpot

she means a lot to me. .she is officially my sister from a different mother&father [/color]

I don't understand why is this in the dating and meeting u zone when your considered him a brother

It's called Dating and Meet-Up.

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=656266.msg8223994#msg8223994 date=1304020691]awwwwww i'm crying right now and i can't stop i'm just so happy 
i thought i would never meet my brother
but here you are telling me not to bother
cos you are hear with me
although nature might not have brought us from the same womb
but you have ,miraculously  healed all my wounds
you are my beloved
and my heart is where you dwell
the thought of you makes my head swell
having you is like swimming in a pool
with every plunge i make into the water
you are always there supporting me
if this is a dream
then dream on we must and to wake up never 



[/quote]Oops!
*wipes away her tears*
your words touched me like d first time I heard "HERO" by Enrique Iglesias.
You're really my hero.
There is no sister like you.
I have never felt this way. . .you'll always be my pride always

rokiatu:
Is that a yes or no question?

No. .it's rhetorical

don't you think so??

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=628505.msg8217416#msg8217416 date=1303938646]yes I do

I find it boring - don't you? [/quote]No. . . I think soccer rules. . .your mates super falcons are making Nigeria proud

do you enjoy strolling?

^^where is ya answer before your useless newbie question

**YAWNS##

Spa so boring today

Efe, you're not even helpin matters with your lingua hausa class

do some magikk na

Mr Mary, warrido??

@op
my sister

[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=621618.msg8218183#msg8218183 date=1303946197]^^ how e take be offensive?

na Hamid 1st talk am??

go back to page 74 and read wetin El post - if the thing dey as offensive as you claim, then El for don edit am

anyway, I know say you know wan go look am for yourself so here goes:[/quote]or maybe El is even lying.
In that case, no probs.

^^ignore dat boy. . .he only knows how to hiss & sigh "mtchew" all d time