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No. . .cos I like you. .i don't want her drying ur pockets and rendering u penniless!

is tomorrow, Thursday public holiday?

No. . .cos I like you. .i don't want her drying ur pockets and rendering u penniless!

is tomorrow, Thursday public holiday?

Yes na. . .question full my mouth

Are you an Almajiri? _{*no offience*}

^^poster above me get mouth odour ;(

Yes. . .i fart near sound blasters. .my fart goes with d rhythm. .so, no one notices

can you chop indomie noodles raw (uncooked) ?

jokingmary:
So good morning to u

Mr Mary whattsup?

Bright is d man. . .order is restored already. . .EL GUAPO don repent. .The spa is now healthy. .our problem now is people kissing wit mouth-odour. .

Efemena_xy:
your rudeness is uncalled for Jackpot

sorry ma'am. . .but i think he called for it. . .just dat i delayed it.

where the Aboki goat-man sef!

show face and tell me why u did it!

^d guy na grade 1 nuisance. .watch out, he'll reply soon. .

*guy, why u leave ur wife for bed come carry ur laptop dey browse NLAND*

**ignores him more and more**

See what Studio had to say about his hard-luck with gals. .

Everytime i tell a girl i loff her, she'll say i am an agbero. . .dat I no go school. .

I met Yinka today, she said she had B.Sc in Marketing. .me too, I get Mp3 in Music

who send?

*coughs* *chokes* *coughs again*

*coughs* *chokes* *coughs again*

**ignores him**

No. . .the opposite

do u pluck your nose when nobody is watching?

**continues to ignore him as he begins to cry**

Yes. . .i inhale fresh air every sec. lol

are you mummy's pet?

**ignores him**

Natasha,,:
thank you agbaya Studio because you are the unspoilt brat

jealousy is an evil trait

This guy called Hamid go hear nwiii today!

Imagine messing with me before! How dare him!

Where d raunchy old-man sef?

Efe stop kissing dat skunk unless u want him to infect u with GOATosiasis

Idowuogbo:
go to war if u like , am use to your rants
u d mosquito ,i b d deadly malaria
besides i only granted him leave , did i say too much ni

malaria dey inside mosquito na. . .

*coughs*
Malaria doesn't kill mosquito but it kills ordinary human beans beings like El Guapo and ur slaves

i agree say u pass all of them. .to them u r BADOSKY. .to me u r Idowuogbo.

Efemena_xy:
yeah, mine was okay

but I think all ma energy's gone!

**wraps her arms around her swthrt and gives him lots 'n lots of hugs and    **

what? Kissing a man that kissed our goat?

This bald-headed man you're hugging r.ape.d our back-yard goat!

He's betrothed already to her.

Well, the goats name is 'florence'

what a lovely spouse name!

Idowu, pls don't mess wit ma cousin in his absence. It's cowardly!

I can go to war because of him!

YES OOO. The holiday is called Good Tuesday

do you smoke?

YES OOO. The holiday is called Good Tuesday

do you smoke?

I had to say i don't hate u cos i don't want u to see me in ya dreams as a monster.

Why would i hate sumborri i've not met? I think d right word is 'beef'

When u get emotional is when i felt like i'm treatin u bad. .i know i've caused u lots of pains, so don't see me as sum1 dat hate u, . .i was only making u sweat

say I beef u. . .wrong

say I beef u on dis SPA. . .right

It's Tsunami Jackpot, baby. . .love to make u sweat

^^but sincerely i didn't hate you.

Maybe, i was unliked d first 2 days. .but since then, i enjoyed myself seeing u sweat. .lol

maybe i'm too sarcastic

Hamid O:
Wow the kinda night I like to be in the spa.
Mehn see how I.d dey smile, she don make serious money today.

she humbled herself today.

I had to call on a 24-hour cease-fire.

Idowuogbo:
i was normal , u were insane dont b suprised , am unbeatable and unpredictable  

jackpot too intelligentsia pass. Check out d complaint thread. I acted "MR INNOCENT" you ever wondered y i didn't unleash there?

Then d y/n thread, you&yinka tried derailing 3 times. .lol. .you make me laff in pidgin. .jackpot know when&where to attack.

Jackpot is too awesome. .you can't beat him

i paid him nada, baby gat me aniday , i also gat me soldiers on nl watchout , more troops are coming dey might use d jokes u wanted to mutilate u

it's not cool recyclin old jokes and swapping names. . .anybody can do that.
BTW. .it's my fifth time seein dat stale joke.

watch your tongue ney ney its badosky!! , anymore errors u wud be kissing jackpots anuss  
beware!!!!

call dat name with respect.
Put 'Bro' before Jackpot.
you wan make i flog ur yansh?

who's this jokingmary sef?

Is he tranvestite?

Mr Mary. . .how does d name even sound?