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lysaa:
Guy must u extend to spiritual profanity in your jokes?

spiritual profanity?

Kai, no be efrybody go schuul na. . .brake dat glammar 4 me jor. . .lol

Element G:
If ID show u d real parol of winch, u go know say winch pass winch, u better hang your mouth like dat

na advice i give u oooo

Emelent u neva hear about winch wey dey go church

i dey wife Idowu 4 dat side. .

She go carry bible by force

Element G:
jacky, u need high deliverance, your own demonic case don pass be careful

Emelent , spoileth nat me nomenclature abeg

while inside my office, one winch come try disturb me peace. I'm only trying to cast out d evil spirit inside d winch.
I've succeeded in casting out 51 spirits out of d 100 demons inside d winch. .remaining 49

next time d winch no go disturb a peaceful man of God lyk me ;(

Idowuogbo:
liv me d heck alone mteeeew

I won't leave u alone till u accept Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Saviour

^^Blood of Mohammed

i just show 5000 people 4 Pastor Chris Crusade

if i show u 100,000 for Prophet T.B. Joshua, nko?

@IDOWU
my lovely Red Arse Woman, how u dey?

[color=#991199]Tosin, you sound lyk a puccy licker[/color]

**no offience**

i usually recharge for dloading course texts & materials. . .and nland

but i ain't going nowhere yet. .not now

so don't miss me, rather master me. . .lolz

Got a class by 2pm.
M.sc stuffz

guy, dis place na temptation o.

I hardly romance my books these dayz

Got a class by 2pm.
M.sc stuffz

guy, dis place na temptation o.

I hardly romance my books these dayz

iyatrustee:
i wanna fight you but HALT!,   Boy or Girl

jackpot(m)


@iyatrustee

why do u bleach ur arse?
m

^^don't mind d stupid 4190.

He's a noise maker, deserves 2 be given d silent treatment

well, can I say 1704 or 1705 pls

loving this~

. . .and Einstein replied, . . .

^^in my wardrobe~

Damn funny~

[size=16pt][color=#991199]Excuse Me!

Can I have your attention. . . [/color][/size]



who wanna fight me!

@babaearly

who r u to always mis-yarn 4 dis forum

**just curious**

Appeal court decides tenure of 5
Govs today


April 15, 2011

News

By Ikechukwu Nnochiri


The Abuja Division of the Court of Appeal,
will today, decide the fate of five sitting
Governors of Kogi, Adamawa, Sokoto,
Bayelsa and Cross River states, with
regards to whether or not they should
vacate their respective offices on the 29th of
next month.
The appellate court which will today deliver
judgment on the appeal that was lodged
before it by the Independent National
Electoral Commission, INEC, will by
extension, determine the legal propriety of
the judgment of a Federal High Court in
Abuja, which on February 23, barred the
electoral body from including the affected
states in the scheduled April 26
gubernatorial elections.
INEC had earlier implored the appellate
court to expedite hearing in the suit to
enable it determine whether to include the
states in its electoral plans for this month.
It pleaded the five-man panel of Justices
handling the matter to promptly determine
the expiration of the current tenures of the
five sitting governors.
It would be recalled that a Federal High
Court in Abuja on February 23, stopped
INEC from including these five states in its
electoral plans for this year, saying that
vacancy would legally exist in the various
states in 2012.
Trial Justice Adamu Bello, who delivered the
said judgment, specifically held that their
tenure legally commenced in 2008 when
they took fresh oath of office and oath of
allegiance, following the nullification of their
previous elections of April 14, 2007, by
various divisions of the appellate court.
The court had consolidated all the five
appeals brought by INEC with one appeal
lodged by the Attorney General of the
federation against the governors of Bayelsa
state Chief Timpre Sylva, Alhaji Ibrahim
Idris (Kogi), Alhaji Aliyu
Magatakarda Wammako (Sokoto), Admiral
Murtala Nyako (Adamawa) and Sen. Liyel
Imoke ( Cross River ).
INEC counsel Abubakar Mahmud SAN while
adopting his briefs of argument had prayed
the court to allow the appeal and set aside
the decision of the lower court which he
said were in error. He said that the four
year tenures of the governors started to
run when they first took their oath of
offices in May 2007.
Mahmud SAN further submitted that the
governors were now caught by the
constitution of the Federal Republic of
Nigeria 2010 as amended. He said the
governors were exercising delegated
powers of the electorates which were for a
specific period of four years.
Mahmud submissions were vehemently
opposed by Chief Ladi Williams, S.IAmeh
SAN,J. Akubo SAN, Kanu Agabi SAN , Paul
Erukoro SAN and Chief Olusola Oke who
represented Governors Sylva, Wammako,
Idris Imoke, Imoke and,PDP respectively.
Their contention was that the governors
who went through a fresh election after the
nullification of their 2007 elections were not
caught by the amended constitution which
came into effect on July 16 2010 therefore
their tenures started to run from the day
they took the second oath office. The trial
court in the said judgment, had equally set
new dates for the termination of the
tenures of the governors.
It specifically held that Governor Ibrahim
Idris, Kogi, will stay till April 5,2012; Aliyu
Wammakko, Sokoto, till May 28,2012;
Timipre Sylva, Bayelsa, leaves the next day
on May 29, 2012; Liyel Imoke ’s tenure in
Cross River terminates on August 28, 2012;
and Murtala Nyako, Adamawa, to stay in
office till April 30th, 2012.
www.vanguardngr.com/2011/04/appeal-court-decides-tenure-of-5-govs-today/

^^you just talked 2 a spam-bot

Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a
sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by
jumping of the top of a building.
The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save
Scotland!''
The English man jumped off and shouted ''God
Save England!''
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God
save the person who I land on!''

Bush got a coded message from Saddam.
It read: 370HSSV-0773H
Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA
was stumped too, so it went to the NSA.
The NSA couldn't solve it either, so they asked Bill
Clinton.
He suggested turning the message upside
down ,

There once was an American Indian whose given
name was "Onestone".
So named because he had only one testicle.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to
call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment,
Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!
" The word got around and nobody called him
that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird
forgot and said,
"Good morning, Onestone."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep
into the forest
where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day, until Blue
Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what
he promised he would do. Years went by and no
one dared call him by his given nam until a
woman. named Yellow Bird returned to the
village after being away for many years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was
overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said,
"Good to see you, Onestone
" Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the
forest, then he made love to her all day, made
love to her all night, made love to her all the next
day,
made love to her all the next night, but Yellow
Bird wouldn't die!
And the moral of this story is
"you can't kill two birds with one stone."

^^where's ya sense of humor?

stop mis-yarning, bruva

Mtchew

**testing my newly developed INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE**

IDOWU, beware!

**testing my newly developed INTERCONTINENTAL BALLISTIC MISSILE**

IDOWU, beware!

^^you call it cold, i call it KNOCKOUT punch

^^na so u dey fear am?

him muscle big past shiiken own?

FYI, jackie jackie fears no Klitscho

na 4 round one i go give am K.O.

follypimpi:
I need a massage oo

u wan make i twist ya face wit a dirty slap?

Here resemble brothel?

Mtchew

A flight from London to Kano develops faults in
Nigerian airspace.
Very worried the captain calls the Aminu Kano
airport.
"Aminu kano airport this is captain smith
reporting
flight 007"
"Do you copy?"
Kano tower; - "yes Alhaji Smith we kofi"
British Airways "Flight 007 Reporting technical
faults"
Kano tower; - "kai haba!"
British Airways; - "sorry tower couldnt get that"
Kano tower; - "okay plight 00Seben kan you tune
fawa
in injin?"
British Airways; - "Negative power in engines
dead"
Kano tower;- "Walahi?"
British Airways; - "Negative didnt copy"
Kano Tower;- "Kan u kom down to altitude
twenty
thousand pit?"
British Airways; - "negative tower, wings wont
respond"
Kano tower; - "kai!"
British Airways; - "negative didnt copy that
tower"
Kano Tower; - "okay d flane will kom down in
som time
due to low injin =
fawa, ofun yo taya at altidute sis thousan fit, due
1st sebenty digri"
British Airways; - "Negative, can't activate the
landing gear"
Kano tower;- 'wayyo!'
British Airways; - "awaiting order, flight 007"
Kano Towers;- "okay refit apta me"
British Airways; - "okay what?"
Kano Tower; - "ASHADU ANLA ILAHA ILLALAHU,
WA ASHADU
ANNA MUHAMMADAN RASULULLAHI! (Prayer for
the
dead!)