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Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 2:20am On Apr 18, 2011
Yes. . .it is cool cool cool

do u know d next Governorship & House of Assembly Election would be on Easter Tuesday? huh cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by jackpot(f): 2:00am On Apr 18, 2011
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=479799.msg8149694#msg8149694 date=1303070589]^^ Shior!!!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

make una leave this thread to die im natural death now lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Jackie Chan - ma name sweet you for mouth nor be small tin tongue tongue

how body?? cheesy[/quote]body dey inside suit cool cool cool

warrido? huh

no more laffin sessions with u? huh angry angry angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 10:38pm On Apr 17, 2011
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=643264.msg8148937#msg8148937 date=1303063659]*grabs jackpot by the hand , gets hold of his waist and gives him lip massage and a beautiful tongue injection*[/quote][color=#991199]catches her lips wit mine. . .rolls her tongue wit mine like an anaconda squeezin its prey grin kiss grin . . . receives some vibration signals/waves she's transmitting. . .

with my left hand tracing the curvi-linear bumps contours of her body. . .fumbles my trouser pocket wit my right hand in frantic search for my car keys. .

dearie Natty, are u on YIM? huh wink cool
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Jokes Etc › Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 10:20pm On Apr 17, 2011
[quote author=Efemena_xy link=topic=643264.msg8149851#msg8149851 date=1303072155]ha!! see this man! abi na Brother Jero I go call you self!!

Kissing in public??!! shocked shocked shocked shocked

Oya make una 2 get a room jor! - Jackpot you don spoil me finish! tongue tongue tongue[/quote]**thinking**
what can i do to subvert dis lytl grin gal attention?. . .why is she peepin 2ru d door-key-hole sef?

Efe, go & help mum cook dinner in d kitchen cheesy lol tongue tongue tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 6:59pm On Apr 17, 2011
[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=643264.msg8147186#msg8147186 date=1303045798]no i don't want some more that kind of heavy slap is that what you call sexyhuh?  angry angry angry angry[/quote]oops! my bad.

my pretty, how can me disturb d cute dimples God designed u with. wink  cool  cool

well, i just kissed u wit my palms. It's called Saudi Kiss grin grin grin 

so, u prefer a French Kiss? huh wink kiss

rolls chair over 2 her side. .notices her tantalizing winks. .removes my spec. .comes closer. .wit my cone-shaped lips first kiss kiss kiss
Jokes Etc › Re: Laugh it Off with Efe by jackpot(f): 6:26pm On Apr 17, 2011
**yawns** undecided undecided undecided

EeeeffffFEeeeee cool cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 1:52pm On Apr 17, 2011
This place too dry of jokes mehn! ;(

No booze, no Item-Seventeen. undecided angry

**YAWNS** shocked shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 1:06pm On Apr 17, 2011
No. . .not @ all. . .brother Joe got 379, BlackBerry grin (BB) got 3 cheesy cheesy cheesy

Buhari said he won't go to tribunal. Have you heard it? huh cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 12:46pm On Apr 17, 2011
^^yes ooo wink tongue tongue

there are other types sef: headbook, legbook, etc grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 12:25pm On Apr 16, 2011
^^for my polling centre, greetings don turn "I WISH YOU GOODLUCK" cheesy cool
Politics › Re: Ribadu Fired! by jackpot(f): 12:20pm On Apr 16, 2011
Nutty Natty, let's not derail d topic cool

let's meet @ jokes for d toto-rial. cheesy
Politics › Re: Ribadu Fired! by jackpot(f): 12:19pm On Apr 16, 2011
Nutty Natty, let's not derail d topic cool

let's meet @ jokes for d toto-rial. cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 12:01pm On Apr 16, 2011
[s]don't u know semi_ means u normal small but ab_ means nada[/s] undecided

so, collect am~

**gives her a sexy slap** wink tongue cool

*smiles*
baby, u wan some more? wink cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 11:50am On Apr 16, 2011
^^no, you're still (on ur bed) dreaming cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Ribadu Fired! by jackpot(f): 10:49am On Apr 16, 2011
lol cool

ACN will soon fire him after this election undecided

Ribadu is Tinubu's stooge and puppet angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:34am On Apr 16, 2011
^^who no wan Fresh Air?

cool cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 8:35am On Apr 16, 2011
[size=24pt]**yawns** shocked undecided [/size]
Jokes Etc › Re: See The Kind Things Wey Lagos Dey Produce. No Offience To The Yoruba's by jackpot(f): 6:27am On Apr 16, 2011
Studio, y u dey upload ya fellow tout-friend pix for here? shocked cheesy

You think say here na facebook? tongue wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 5:58am On Apr 16, 2011
^^shataNa, i go slap u o undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:49am On Apr 16, 2011
neyshed:
Alright, ok. He dey dié. Watsup in da buildn baldosky, el,yink,pot and u and u. Eka lèé øö.
u for put 'kettle' na. wink cheesy cheesy LOL grin grin

neyshed. Eka røö. Sé dada ni? cool

the 2 El G's in d hotel spa kilo n happen? Oleé ihe na-eme nu? cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 10:05pm On Apr 15, 2011
Idowuogbo:
Yincus I won't tolerate him cursing out mi folks , person one more word of mi folks and your life won't remain d same , like wtf liv me d fuckkkkk alone, Dani and Ben if u don't like bin a mod tel muki bcus am sure u guys jus enjoy closin threads inastead tossing out deluded animalsss
lol. . .DANI & BEN can't help u, dear Red Arse Idowu; reason is dat I helped dem write WAEC special centre exam. .n they're still owing me grin grin grin

madam Red Arse, why do u keep using d word 'person', u learnt it from ya folks? tongue tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:59pm On Apr 15, 2011
Idowuogbo:
Yincus I won't tolerate him cursing out mi folks , person one more word of mi folks and your life won't remain d same , like wtf liv me d fuckkkkk alone, Dani and Ben if u don't like bin a mod tel muki bcus am sure u guys jus enjoy closin threads inastead tossing out deluded animalsss
lol. . .DANI & BEN can't help u, dear Red Arse Idowu; reason is dat I helped dem write WAEC special centre exam. .n they're still owing me grin grin grin

madam Red Arse, why do u keep using d word 'person', u learnt it from ya folks? tongue tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Lay Your Complaints To The Moderators Of This Section Section Here by jackpot(f): 9:38pm On Apr 15, 2011
^^madam, any complains? huh cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Lay Your Complaints To The Moderators Of This Section Section Here by jackpot(f): 9:33pm On Apr 15, 2011
^^madam, any complains? huh cool
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 9:23pm On Apr 15, 2011
^^Emelent, grin i'll report u to ur wife wink that gal is underaged! shocked tongue tongue
jokingmary:
Na that oone u know grin
which one? huh

na me dey handle ur toto-rial classes? cool

Mary, i still be virgin o shocked tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Check If You Are Normal by jackpot(f): 6:57pm On Apr 15, 2011
^^then, u're semi-normal
grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:53pm On Apr 15, 2011
Element G:
Chill now ID *rubs down her chest* wetin happen, oya tell me cheesy cheesy cheesy
Brother Element, stop touching her 2 braests cucumbers. you're a church warden! grin grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 6:30pm On Apr 15, 2011
yinkalink:
Element sawree i left abruptly,was a lil bizzie. Id dnt u recognise a lost cause wen u c one? N u kn d best wae 2 treat it is just ignore it simple!
^^who owns this post?
Jokes Etc › Re: What Is Da Meaning Of All Dis by jackpot(f): 5:46pm On Apr 15, 2011
^^u see me 4 farm u come dey ask me wetin i dey do huh

carry ur cutlass come dis side jor! wink cheesy

oya begin cut grass from d left side tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 5:01pm On Apr 15, 2011
^^Buahahaha. . .haha. .hohoho. .huhuhu. . .hehehehehehehe

e be like say na d word 'person' u and ur folks dey use greet una selves.

Go and check d username "CHYKASON." He existed before u & he ran most of his shows here.

So, before u HE existed, with u HE is existing, after u HE will still exist.

You and ur Kolomental thread.

Imagine ur first thread 4 Jokes.

You and your dragon nails, cameroon weavon, come smoke out my Red Arse, Green Pant, massage session, prick dangling and all your sexual immoralities u're feeding us with angry

[size=20pt]Idowu, you be real bad news mehn![/size]
Jokes Etc › Re: Yes Or No {Season II} by jackpot(op): 4:40pm On Apr 15, 2011
Yes. . .his vote spread is unmatchable cool

will cast ur vote tomorrow? huh
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky!! ~Offtopic Chilling SPA for Jokers~(Season V) by jackpot(f): 3:44pm On Apr 15, 2011
Idowuogbo:
dont u get bored calling my name 2, 4 jeez grow up angry angry
see who's talkin

from now till tomorrow, na Red Arse woman u be. shocked

u can't mess wit efrybody. . .not jackpot. . . beat angry

massagist woman. . .i wan see dat ur bad-mouf. . shocked

talkin about growin up, you make me laugh in Gbagbo style grin

what you see is what you get and wat you started

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