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RomanceRe: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by jackpot(f): 10:36pm On Nov 29, 2014
Davvymavvy:
Dz Op just dey vex person sef. Continue to torment and frustrate her existence, I feel ur pain man, don't succumb to e-threat and intimidation. wtf was she thinking when she was messing around? Cox of nude thingy, u are now begging, without d s€x t.ape u for dey form sharp and baddest bi.tch ever liveth, Mtcheew.

She's feeling bad and insecure Cox she had already lied to the new mugu of her sainthood and how she lost her virginity during a marathon race. torment her, frustrate her and do wateva makes u Hapi wt d s€x ta.pe but dnt release it into cyberspace
like self-servicing with ithuh? undecided
RomanceRe: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by jackpot(f): 10:35pm On Nov 29, 2014
Livingwalker:
you have just ended up insulting the wrong guy .....the guy made himself known yesterday and promised to release the video no matter what...just be careful before you post next time
I didnt know that a plate of beans washed down with Fanta can get one high/confused.

Are you confused or just acting?
RomanceRe: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by jackpot(f): 2:53pm On Nov 29, 2014
DukeNija:
Leave story! That biatch cannot do nada. If I were the guy in question, all these threats will make me laugh hysterically. Pics and videos wey I go just sharply distribute to my niggahs. Lmaooo
Anyway, truth is the guy actually won't share those stuffs, he just wants to punish the biatch. But I can't do stuffs like dis sha, unecessary stress.
Guy, don't be so sure. A biaaatch who knows her way can deal with him. Randy sadistic lecturers or confra.

If it were me, I will arrange confra people cut off your balls.

By the way, I am not in anyway defending the gal because she is a local biaaatch. But, theplanmaker, you have to let go. You still have both of your parents alive. You have dreams ahead of you. Keeping the pix will make you dwell much in the past. Believe me, there are lot of fishes in the river waiting for you if you make it in life. She doesn't deserve you. Thank your stars that you didn't marry her because she definitely will cheat on you when married.

Do not complicate both your life and hers. Delete those pixs now and let her understand you've done that. You have to move on, cos it is the better choice. She offended you, I know.
RomanceRe: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by jackpot(f): 10:37am On Nov 29, 2014
theplanmaker:
You sound really angry..... .. But i agree, d boy is childish and a low-lifer. is the girl a saint?
i know she has hurt you, you have also put her in misery by taking her nudes without her consent. I swear, if it is me you're going down.

Do you think you have the right to destroy someone's life by recording their nudes?

The safest thing for you to do now is to call her, arrange a meeting with her and quit the relationship amicably. Apologise to her. She should apologise too. Then, delete the pics and videos in front of her. Wish her well and move on.
RomanceRe: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by jackpot(f): 9:30am On Nov 29, 2014
@Peaceemerald

Involve his boss in the office and get him sacked. His boss won't even trust him again because he can even blackmail him. Trust me, it works! He will live an eternal life of regret. The boy is childish and a nonsense low-lifer!
RomanceRe: Please Help Me, He Has My Nudes. by jackpot(f): 9:23am On Nov 29, 2014
theplanmaker:
Wise advice, dost sensible so far. Folo it or gudluk wit d police. .... Abeg nairalanders I'm not d guy
You lack self esteem. You are a kid, and a low-lifer. Cheap blackmail for more sex? You're scared you can't get more holes to dig after hers? Mtcheeeew. I'm out.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairalanders/mods...wah Did I Do? by jackpot(f): 7:45pm On Nov 27, 2014
Rule 1 says:

1. Please post on topic always. Don't derail or tribalize threads.

seems you ain't flawless afterall tongue wink
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 5:07pm On Nov 02, 2014
ooh, my benbuks. Where art thou?
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 1:10pm On Nov 02, 2014
factorial1:
If the position vectors A and B are (i + 2j + 4k) and (2i + 3j + 5k), find the position vector of point C that divide AB in the ratio 2:3. Find also the midpoint of AB.

P.S... now on break, guess I should be more frequent here now.
just take the average of those two guys. The midpoint then becomes 1.5i+2.5j+4.5k.
EducationRe: Worst Course You Took In School by jackpot(f): 5:28pm On Oct 25, 2014
redsquare:
EEE 507 Introduction to VLSI (Very Large Scale Integration).
ELECTRICAL/ELECTRONICS ENGR UNIPORT 2006. The lecturer Engr Kamalu is a f.ucktard. The exam question the i.diot gives the student to write in 3hrs cannot be finished in 24hrs by the smartest student. More than 10 questions with over 100 sub and sub-sub questions. I'm gonna shoot that f.ool if i ever catch him. angry angry angry
The name of the course says it all. In the exam, you answered Very Large Scale Questions. wink tongue cheesy
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 2:31pm On Sep 27, 2014
Dear Math Generals, Lieutenants, Colonels, and friends of Maths, please help out:

Derive the condition on the constants a, b, c, u, v, w, such that the two circles
C1: x2+y2+ax+by+c=0
and C2: x2+y2+ux+vy+w=0
intersect each other.




tags: benbuks, doubleDx, Laplacian, Richiez, montty, AmazingAngel, STENON, efficiencie, fasodecapo, Alpha Maximus, etc.
RomanceRe: My Sister's Friend Apparently Wants To Date Me by jackpot(f): 6:57am On Sep 15, 2014
The OP or the lady in question may've probably been dead by now? undecided
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by jackpot(f): 6:56pm On Aug 24, 2014
mikuz: Cooger so whoever wins between I and Fuckyouhard ll face you, right?
oh, not again. I love you, bro. Coogar has got guns but you've machetes! feeling scared
Rap BattlesRe: * * * ~ Battle Of The Warlords : Cooger Vs Siddoggg ~ * * * by jackpot(f): 5:34pm On Aug 24, 2014
Coogar rapped Siddog dogggystyle!
HealthRe: EBOLA: Cigarette Smokers To Dip Their Sticks in Salty Water Before Smoking? by jackpot(op): 8:21am On Aug 08, 2014
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!! sad
HealthEBOLA: Cigarette Smokers To Dip Their Sticks in Salty Water Before Smoking? by jackpot(op):
Please, is it true that those smoking cigarettes and igbo (goof) should dip their sticks inside salty water before smoking in order to avoid the dreaded Ebola virus?

Please I need to verify this info because I have smokers friend that I need to inform.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by jackpot(f): 3:37am On Aug 04, 2014
Hi Missmossy

how're u doing? Longest time. Been quite busy with some stuffs. Miss ya. ;-) kiss
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Astonishing Miracles (international) by jackpot(f): 8:48am On Aug 03, 2014
Naetochukwu: Yeah I was like you until I withnessed the dancing of the sun for the first time in my life way back in year 2000.
Went for a church programme when suddenly everyone started running outside and they were all screaming and singing. It was 2pm and I couldn't believe that I had my eyes fixed to the sun for 45minutes while it was dancing and changing colors.
I thought it was a dream too but the dream never came to an end. That night I couldn't sleep because it was my first time experiencing such. As I went to bed, our lady visited me still.... Gosh.
It happened in Adamawa state in year 2000.
I have witnessed same thing when I was a kid except that Our Lady didn't visit me privately. I have forgotten the year, but within 94-99. The sun was dancing and soothing on the skin for 30minutes or more. It was a crusade by Father Ede @ a Catholic Church in my town.
Christianity EtcRe: Top 10 Astonishing Miracles (international) by jackpot(f): 8:44am On Aug 03, 2014
I believe in one God, the creator of Heaven and Earth.
RomanceRe: Nairaland Romance Section Hall Of Fame 2014 by jackpot(f): 6:19pm On Jul 28, 2014
dyttt: idowuogbo always
she been here a very long time and still rocking

rem the days of jokes section
badosky, jackpot names too long to mention mehn
in fact she deserves a legendary award
Indeed, There was a Joke Section. cool

Years gone by now, seems though like yesterday. Memories, you were indeed a part of it too. cool
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 5:59pm On Jul 28, 2014
efficiencie: or are u suggestin i try d audience, 50-50 or call a friend...infact let me phone JACKPOT!!! JACKPOT, hon, come to my aid o!
Sir, you called? wink

Try differentiating your result, lets see wink

will that pi go away eventually, to give us back the integrand?
PoliticsRe: So, General Buhari Tried To Kill Himself? by jackpot(f): 5:59pm On Jul 28, 2014
ocman: @ Jacket abi na Jackpot, you have seen yours through the eye suffering from glaucoma or catarract. Ever since Arik bought back your "missing" ipad, you have been showing yourself and writing poos. Don't impose what you saw on others who have also viewed same thing via another lens or spectrum. Your sighting maybe wrong you know. Need I add that we are yet to have a unifying factor in this nation. Until we hv a binding force greater than what divides us, greater than that ethnic propensities witnessed in every nigeian even on NL, hmm! We are doomed as a nation. Foothbal for now is what unites us all. Every time, Nigeria is playing against any nation, you would see an unflinching support n patriotic n bold allegiance to this nation across board. Within that 90mins we shed our cloak of ethnic disparity. After the match, we put on our garb of ethnic sentiments sewn with a feragamo sense of inividuality. Maybe when a nation with a sovereign name bombs us like bokoharm then we would arise as one nation to fight back.
stop calling my name jor. Abi, you wan make I cast spells on you? lipsrsealed tongue
Jokes EtcRe: A Priest And A Nun by jackpot(op): 3:46pm On Jul 27, 2014
breezy047: cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
you are simply nuts cheesy
and you're a bolt. Oya, screw me! wink wink tongue
Jokes EtcRe: A Priest And A Nun by jackpot(op): 12:34pm On Jul 26, 2014
frankben: funny though... Your signature amuses me grin
it's necessary ooo. Look at thr bottom of this page and you will understand. wink
Jokes EtcA Priest And A Nun by jackpot(op): 8:21am On Jul 25, 2014
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and
crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The carnal priest nearly had an accident. After
controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up
her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm
129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The
nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm
129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the
flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun
sighed heavily and went on her way. On his
arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up,
you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are
not well informed in your job, you might miss a
great opportunity. Good morning. .
EducationRe: Degree Admission Ongoing at Federal College Of Education, Umunze by jackpot(op):
The thirteen accredited courses in the school so far are:

Biology Education
Building/Woodwork Technology Education
Business Education
Chemistry Education
Early Childhood Education and Primary Education
Educational Management and Policy
Electrical/Electronics Technology Education
Integrated Science Education
Library Science and Information Education
Mathematics Education
Mechanical/Automobile Technology Education
Computer Science Education
Physics Education.
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 8:27pm On Jul 19, 2014
Laplacian: general equation of a circle, x2+y2-2ax-2by+c=0, the centre is (a,b), three points on the circumference are given. This is enough!!
confirm, but you see, Sir, i just need a direct proof leading to a compact formula. Haven't proved one completely yet.
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 8:10pm On Jul 19, 2014
dejt4u: exactly..they ar so wicked in my school..more than 70% of my dept mate failed MTH in year 1 nd 2.. Yellow house suck ma GP small, na God eventually save me from them ooo..
shiiit happens. I had my fair share too. When an intelligent student is on the receiving end, it is prejudicial.
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 8:07pm On Jul 19, 2014
dejt4u: what i gt ws somehow long but i will try to type it here..

I got this by 1st finding the equation of a circle that passes through the 3points..

Let (m,n) represents the coordinates of the circumcenter..

Therefore,
m = 1/2 [(x12 + y12)(y3 - y2) + (x22 + y22)(y1 - y3) + (x32 + y32)(y2 - y1)] / [x1(y3 - y2) + x2(y1 - y3) + x3(y2 - y1)]

for the 2nd coordinate,
n = 1/2 [(x12 + y12)(x3 - x2) + (x22 + y22)(x1 - x3) + (x32 + y32)(x2 - x1)] / [y1(x3 - x2) + y2(x1 - x3) + y3(x2 - x1)]
That's what I got too. The final answer is also

((|BC|2)(AB.AC)+(|AC|2)(BA.BC)+(|AB|2)(CA.CB))/(2|AB x AC|2)

Please, can you express your answer in this form?

NOTE:
x is cross-product
. is dot-product
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 7:38pm On Jul 19, 2014
masperano: excellent!! straightforward.
Surely. I write it that way and you give me an F, only God will judge you.

Why will I choose a rigorous path when there is a shorter, flawless and concise path?
EducationRe: Nairaland Mathematics Clinic by jackpot(f): 7:31pm On Jul 19, 2014
sundaylinus: any mathematics guru in da house may please help me with this:
If α and β are the roots of equation 3x²+5x-8=0
Find the value of α^4-ß^4
Clearly.
dejt4u: yh my boss..u ar right.. But believe me if they asked you questions like this in my school nd u do it dis way.. You are jst paying with ZERO..
A question like this was asked in MTH101 exam wen i ws in part1.. And that very question contributed to the great number of F's in dat very course..
May God bless Professor S.S Okoya
I see that as an injustice. I am sticking with Alpha Maximus on this one. He should demand for a methodological solution in his statement. Such questions can be posed this way. . .

''using the theory of quadratic equations, . . .''


Or


''Use algebra to evaluate. . .''

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