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Davvymavvy:like self-servicing with it ? ![]() |
Livingwalker:I didnt know that a plate of beans washed down with Fanta can get one high/confused. Are you confused or just acting? |
DukeNija:Guy, don't be so sure. A biaaatch who knows her way can deal with him. Randy sadistic lecturers or confra. If it were me, I will arrange confra people cut off your balls. By the way, I am not in anyway defending the gal because she is a local biaaatch. But, theplanmaker, you have to let go. You still have both of your parents alive. You have dreams ahead of you. Keeping the pix will make you dwell much in the past. Believe me, there are lot of fishes in the river waiting for you if you make it in life. She doesn't deserve you. Thank your stars that you didn't marry her because she definitely will cheat on you when married. Do not complicate both your life and hers. Delete those pixs now and let her understand you've done that. You have to move on, cos it is the better choice. She offended you, I know. |
theplanmaker:i know she has hurt you, you have also put her in misery by taking her nudes without her consent. I swear, if it is me you're going down. Do you think you have the right to destroy someone's life by recording their nudes? The safest thing for you to do now is to call her, arrange a meeting with her and quit the relationship amicably. Apologise to her. She should apologise too. Then, delete the pics and videos in front of her. Wish her well and move on. |
@Peaceemerald Involve his boss in the office and get him sacked. His boss won't even trust him again because he can even blackmail him. Trust me, it works! He will live an eternal life of regret. The boy is childish and a nonsense low-lifer! |
theplanmaker:You lack self esteem. You are a kid, and a low-lifer. Cheap blackmail for more sex? You're scared you can't get more holes to dig after hers? Mtcheeeew. I'm out. |
Rule 1 says: 1. Please post on topic always. Don't derail or tribalize threads. seems you ain't flawless afterall ![]() |
ooh, my benbuks. Where art thou? |
factorial1:just take the average of those two guys. The midpoint then becomes 1.5i+2.5j+4.5k. |
redsquare:The name of the course says it all. In the exam, you answered Very Large Scale Questions. ![]() |
Dear Math Generals, Lieutenants, Colonels, and friends of Maths, please help out: Derive the condition on the constants a, b, c, u, v, w, such that the two circles C1: x2+y2+ax+by+c=0 and C2: x2+y2+ux+vy+w=0 intersect each other. tags: benbuks, doubleDx, Laplacian, Richiez, montty, AmazingAngel, STENON, efficiencie, fasodecapo, Alpha Maximus, etc. |
The OP or the lady in question may've probably been dead by now? ![]() |
mikuz: Cooger so whoever wins between I and Fuckyouhard ll face you, right?oh, not again. I love you, bro. Coogar has got guns but you've machetes! feeling scared |
Coogar rap |
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!! ![]() |
Please, is it true that those smoking cigarettes and igbo (goof) should dip their sticks inside salty water before smoking in order to avoid the dreaded Ebola virus? Please I need to verify this info because I have smokers friend that I need to inform. |
Hi Missmossy how're u doing? Longest time. Been quite busy with some stuffs. Miss ya. ;-) |
Naetochukwu: Yeah I was like you until I withnessed the dancing of the sun for the first time in my life way back in year 2000.I have witnessed same thing when I was a kid except that Our Lady didn't visit me privately. I have forgotten the year, but within 94-99. The sun was dancing and soothing on the skin for 30minutes or more. It was a crusade by Father Ede @ a Catholic Church in my town. |
I believe in one God, the creator of Heaven and Earth. |
dyttt: idowuogbo alwaysIndeed, There was a Joke Section. ![]() Years gone by now, seems though like yesterday. Memories, you were indeed a part of it too. ![]() |
efficiencie: or are u suggestin i try d audience, 50-50 or call a friend...infact let me phone JACKPOT!!! JACKPOT, hon, come to my aid o!Sir, you called? Try differentiating your result, lets see ![]() will that pi go away eventually, to give us back the integrand? |
ocman: @ Jacket abi na Jackpot, you have seen yours through the eye suffering from glaucoma or catarract. Ever since Arik bought back your "missing" ipad, you have been showing yourself and writing poos. Don't impose what you saw on others who have also viewed same thing via another lens or spectrum. Your sighting maybe wrong you know. Need I add that we are yet to have a unifying factor in this nation. Until we hv a binding force greater than what divides us, greater than that ethnic propensities witnessed in every nigeian even on NL, hmm! We are doomed as a nation. Foothbal for now is what unites us all. Every time, Nigeria is playing against any nation, you would see an unflinching support n patriotic n bold allegiance to this nation across board. Within that 90mins we shed our cloak of ethnic disparity. After the match, we put on our garb of ethnic sentiments sewn with a feragamo sense of inividuality. Maybe when a nation with a sovereign name bombs us like bokoharm then we would arise as one nation to fight back.stop calling my name jor. Abi, you wan make I cast spells on you? ![]() |
breezy047:and you're a bolt. Oya, screw me! ![]() |
frankben: funny though... Your signature amuses meit's necessary ooo. Look at thr bottom of this page and you will understand. ![]() |
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The carnal priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Good morning. . |
The thirteen accredited courses in the school so far are: Biology Education Building/Woodwork Technology Education Business Education Chemistry Education Early Childhood Education and Primary Education Educational Management and Policy Electrical/Electronics Technology Education Integrated Science Education Library Science and Information Education Mathematics Education Mechanical/Automobile Technology Education Computer Science Education Physics Education. |
Laplacian: general equation of a circle, x2+y2-2ax-2by+c=0, the centre is (a,b), three points on the circumference are given. This is enough!!confirm, but you see, Sir, i just need a direct proof leading to a compact formula. Haven't proved one completely yet. |
dejt4u: exactly..they ar so wicked in my school..more than 70% of my dept mate failed MTH in year 1 nd 2.. Yellow house suck ma GP small, na God eventually save me from them ooo..shiiit happens. I had my fair share too. When an intelligent student is on the receiving end, it is prejudicial. |
dejt4u: what i gt ws somehow long but i will try to type it here..That's what I got too. The final answer is also ((|BC|2)(AB.AC)+(|AC|2)(BA.BC)+(|AB|2)(CA.CB))/(2|AB x AC|2) Please, can you express your answer in this form? NOTE: x is cross-product . is dot-product |
masperano: excellent!! straightforward.Surely. I write it that way and you give me an F, only God will judge you. Why will I choose a rigorous path when there is a shorter, flawless and concise path? |
sundaylinus: any mathematics guru in da house may please help me with this:Clearly. dejt4u: yh my boss..u ar right.. But believe me if they asked you questions like this in my school nd u do it dis way.. You are jst paying with ZERO..I see that as an injustice. I am sticking with Alpha Maximus on this one. He should demand for a methodological solution in his statement. Such questions can be posed this way. . . ''using the theory of quadratic equations, . . .'' Or ''Use algebra to evaluate. . .'' |
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