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Laitesmart: Oyinbo koro... Works OUT angrily OUT of the bar.... Nobel laurate. U get am no be small. Fine english.

larride: Bar Waitress, i need hot eba and egusi soup with one lap of chicken and fresh palm wine


bring ham come fast.

oga sah, which levels na? Na to come here dey order expensive things na im you sabi. Pay me my money for yesterday's Heineken jor..

*adjusts my wrapper, removes the chewing stick he's chewing for mouth and holds him by his torn yellow singlet*

slimchi2k2: pls jackpot,i need oha soup wit garri

would you like the soup served with meat or fish, Sire?

Smilingbob: **goes Into d bar ALL stands up to hail D DUKE OF RHYMES** Bartender do u hv GARRI?

yellow or white?

bright007: chai!choi!sacrilege and abomination of d highest order.use razor to do wat?
*pulls off my agbada,trainers,bling-bling,and my bandanna and then farts heavily in preparation for a fight**am gonna let this bertender know why I âm a senator in this section**nobody should hold me ooo*

*looks at his sexy potbelly exposed after he'd pulled off his agbada*

er, bro, but I was joking na. Would you like your shoulder massaged?

bright007: chai!choi!sacrilege and abomination of d highest order.use razor to do wat?
*pulls off my agbada,trainers,bling-bling,and my bandanna and then farts heavily in preparation for a fight**am gonna let this bertender know why I âm a senator in this section**nobody should hold me ooo*

*looks at his sexy potbelly exposed after he'd pulled off his agbada*

er, bro, but I was joking na. Would you like your shoulder massaged?

alajor: **flying over this area in my private jet,sights this bar on my navigator, thinks to myself"this place must be buzzing wit atti" touches down,parks near d bicycle, walks in,looks around,don't know anyone**
Where is the barman? Pls give me 2 plates of akpu with nsala soup,baked snails with a lot of pepper or chakalaka, then give me palmy to wash it down.

*serves his orders*

*glances at his bulged pocket*

er, bro, will you like the palmy cold or chilled?

booqee: ^^stop following me u dis man lesbian.

*The day I'll vex for you, I'll juss command your braests to disappear! Keep trying me~

booqee: illicit where hath thou?? Pls confirm dat claim..can she truly cook mouth watering, nose itching, eye popping and jaw dropping foods as she claimed??

[s]Btw, i dint know u guys are yanshing yourself oh! I'm shocked![/s]

"experienced" boobsqee

bright007: err...cousin..is it only refreshment services you offer here?I need some down sector massage and need to feel some multi-coloured yanshes ooo.

larride: Where is this bar waitress, i need three bottles of alomo bitters and fish pepper soup

*serves him three bottles of alomo bitters*

oga, wait small make I go fry your fish pepper soup

larride: Where is this bar waitress, i need three bottles of alomo bitters and fish pepper soup

*serves him three bottles of alomo bitters*

oga, wait small make I go fry your pepper soup

slimchi2k2: very tired,dnt no wat to eat or drink
jackpot d u av red bull or any energy drink
i dnt underst wat u said,b\4
give my sweet mum vicky wat ever she want
and my presido bin g,
as i said, i will pay,
u dnt nid 2 worry
sir\madam

yes bobo. We have.

how many plates?

dvdon: Dvdon d Op and a contestant

bennyraz: smh

bright007: ĥėļļő barman...I need 2 bottles of chilled subsidy bitters and a plate of cow wings peppersoup...sharp-sharp

Asaba man: *enters d bar tap Vicky from behind* Vicky u don reach here. mehnn!
2day rain no be here o. abeg give me one
bottle of alhaja and pepper soup and pls one
isi-ewu for Vicky. wat drink do u care for
Vick?

~vicky~:
champagne

larride: Where is this bartender now?

******walks out angrily out of bar*********

oga sah, you nefa pay for Heineken. Pay me my money jor
*holds him back by his 3-quarter jeans*

larride: driving by on my new bicycle ***sights bar, park my new bicycle with style***


Bartender, abeg bring me some hot isi-ewu and 5 bottles of alomo bitters

bunmioguns: abeg comot for here jọ, does this place look like brothel.......

Laitesmart: Please . Can u serve me palmwine diluted with ogogoro?.. And fried 409.. Make it snappy pls.

dani1luv: Questions for the gods

Lagusta: Great one boobq...

well done, boobsqee

PretiEbony: **sights dem 4rm afar discussing and catwalks to their table** Hey guys! Can i join yhu?.??

*dogwalks over to where she is*

Why not? Sure!

bright007: haba!!Dani..why smoke dey commot for ya head?shey u dey hell fire ni?

lol. The smoke from his head is even confused. The thing carry kweshun mark

Stella_Bella: Dem too plenty
I keep a harem of men!
One for everyday of the week
That is how I roll

jhydebaba: Yes, you will soon address me as one and I am coming for your hand in marriage.

sorry dear, I can't marry a truck driver! I don't wish to have loads of Dangote trailers instead of posh cars on my wedding entourage!

~vicky~:
wtf!!

hi, dearest vicky, what does wtf mean? Is that a new swear word

larride: Bartender, please give me three bottles of pepper soup and one hot plate of heineken.

Jojo Armani: waiter pls give me fish pepper soup wit one chilled bottle of andre.

*serves him a chilled bottle of Andrew*
bro, use this one and be cooling off while we complete your orders!

*goes to the stove, places a pot on the stove, pours in water and a cup of pepper. Cuts a fish and throws it inside the pot. Boils it for 5 minutes and. . .voila!*

*pours the mixture into a plate and serves him*

bro, here you go! Your FISH and PEPPER soup!

slimchi2k2: pls i need akpu & ofe nsala with goat head and wings
but waitoooo,were s my presido bin gbagbo
and my naira sweet mother vicky
and our honorable PROJAN president BUNMIOGUNS
pls give them watever dem want
i will pay

*looks at him sitting down, observes he is wearing bedroom slippers, his pocket looks flat *
*wonders aloud, this guy is ordering expensive items. lawd, hope this guy is not a serial debtor *
*summons up courage and walks up to him him*

bro, if you're served finish, will you pay cash or you'll write me a cheque?

Valiantvaliant: Lets clarify things here. Vicky and Jackpot can you please idicate your genders respectively. Thank you.