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Asaba man: *enters d bar tap Vicky from behind* Vicky u don reach here. mehnn! 2day rain no be here o. abeg give me one bottle of alhaja and pepper soup

cold or chilled?

and pls one isi-ewu for Vicky. wat drink do u care for Vick?

~vicky~:
jackpot to answer your question https://www.nairaland.com/711136/lets-complaints-here/33 you can ask my bed that

vicky dear, the question was my cousin's.

BTW, vicky dear, if I toast you, will you take advantage of me and eat my bar dry

acidtalk: BAR CLOSED!!!


We sell cheaper Beers and Liquor is the next shop. For every 2 bottles you buy you get a punny free.

See direction to the cheapest and best Bar joint on nairaland

https://www.nairaland.com/965174/romantic-beer-parlour-anything-fit




Na Area Boys I go call to come help you close this joint now.

dani1luv: Do it

jhydebaba: *Subscribing

Dangote Executive Drivers in the making.

booqee: I tot some certain nlers woulda changed from their archaic behaviours...i see tinz are still d same wiv them..smh.
*exits thread forum*

boobsqee dear, will you help jam the door please while you're out

Thanks!

~vicky~:
ha hah my sister saw this and laughed

***HISSES***

DC-ONE:
Yello hello beautiful people ~HAPPY INDEPENDENCE ALL~.
.
Vicky pls text me your number...
07038342834...or facebook id or e-mail..pls..pls..pls...etc

~vicky~:
silly fellow

vicky dear, but you should be happy my cousin, a graduate of Harvard is toasting you.

boobsqee: the p.rickberry looks fresh and succulent to me, ready for plucking..[s]wonder how its juice will taste in d mouth[/s]

dani1luv: I did the banning. . and you'all know why


sexually explicit

Ajibel: I was mukina'ed

~vicky~:
https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-love001.gif

shakara4u: hehehehehehehehehe, it reeally made us smile with that your plenty drama

where that your patner miss go sef

mormoni: u ar jst suffering from patau's syndrome.....

*slaps her twice

*kicks his groin but discovers nothing is there*

dani1luv: Recycle Bin

Dani, beht y? *sobs*

But we're enjoying that thread nah

dani1luv: Mukina2 actually did

dani bobo, you haff not answered my complaint oo. Or is it because I no wear skirt?

jackpot: hello. Dani dear, I haff a complaint.

Where is Idowuogbo's "offtopic" thread?

title=
Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And
Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread)


link=
www.nairaland.com/929208/badosky-entz-reuniting-d-jokers/

~vicky~:
who released you from reformatory ?

vicky dear, you look so sexy like a bottle of Coke.

Dear, can we have FUN, pls? Or should we wait till the lights are turned off?

lalaosky: buwahahahahahahahahahahahah...*dies*

that was my alter ego talking. . .


Don't mind that midget called Dani. Everytime he fails his Post-UTME, he vents his anger on me by hiding my hard-earned posts!
Honestly, I feel like calling him "Bush Pig" but I wouldn't

Caracta: Are you for me or against me?

Dear, it depends!