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Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 5:23am On Jul 23, 2012
^the last one resemble bing-baboon, I swear! cheesy wink
Jokes EtcRe: Who Insults Most In Joke Section? by jackpot(f):
booqee: celebrity my foot! undecided angry

Oh wait! .............dyu mean celebrity in foolishness?? Well yeah, evidently. As you're d only celebrated foool and jackass on nairaland.
You've proved dat in every single thread you've had d misfortune to post something. tongue

#no offience...i mean dis in a nice way. tongue

And hey, don't make d mistake of replying me, okiez?! embarassed
boobsqee dear, be nice to a toaster. I know it's been long you've gone on a date lipsrsealed . . .I'm only tryna help out.

Cheers! tongue tongue
cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Who Insults Most In Joke Section? by jackpot(f): 7:14am On Jul 22, 2012
bunmioguns: .
.
Let the truth be told, Jackpot is as dry as his Joystick, d guy is really pissing me off nowadays
bia this boy, have i talked to you since this new year?

Must you go about dissing celebrities? undecided

Beefing a celeb ain't gonna make you a celeb. tongue

#Copy that#
tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 7:02am On Jul 22, 2012
BINGBAGBO1: huh huh huh
kid, they banned you?

*puffs some smoke from my cigar*
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 6:44pm On Jul 19, 2012
booqee: Dumbest!
boobsqee, nne i di boobiegenic, walahi! wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Who Insults Most In Joke Section? by jackpot(f): 6:34pm On Jul 19, 2012
booqee: ^^then go and chew paracetamol.
The pain'll go.
boobsqee dear, ain't you gonna thank me for the compliments? huh

Anyways, how's your Peak Milk twin-tower factory?
wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by jackpot(f): 6:18pm On Jul 19, 2012
dani1luv: issss a Goal
dani1luv scorreeed grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
yeah, as you no come tie water-proof for your kini, you scored for Ekaette's goalpost and she got preg. . . tongue tongue wink
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by jackpot(f): 1:16pm On Jul 19, 2012
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Not Like as if u're Goin' to Present ya Ill mannered Childish Acts on evry NL Thread?! undecided undecided [/color]
i only asked a kweshun, you this darkskinned skinny NIQQA.

Ain't it time you gonna ask Seun to change your username to El-Enyimba? tongue

Can't forget the day Dude yarned me say he grad. at Universidad du Complutense la Madrid. Never knew NOUN gat spanish nickname. wink cheesy

maybe you felt I gat booobies. . .

*hisses twice*

SMH
Jokes EtcRe: Who Insults Most In Joke Section? by jackpot(f): 1:03pm On Jul 19, 2012
^her wo-menses is flowing, I guess. Heard her flow symptom is itching-fingers! cheesy wink
Jokes EtcRe: Joke Section Football Fiesta (guys Vs Ladies) still ongoing (2-1) by jackpot(f): 3:55am On Jul 19, 2012
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]**Goes Over to where Vivly Is**

Er Vivly Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Give me Ur 2go Username
undecided undecided undecided[/color]
2go get Spanish version? huh tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 3:51am On Jul 19, 2012
swtchicgurl: dumb!



dumber!

tongue
shattap over dia, you failed model! tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Who Insults Most In Joke Section? by jackpot(f): 2:24am On Jul 19, 2012
booqee: worlahi u stole d very words right outta my mouth.....
boobsqee dear, you're boobiegenic. I swaaaaaar cheesy wink tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by jackpot(f): 2:16pm On Jul 15, 2012
lalaosky: Lwkmd....chai...my stomach o...dustbin gbagbo, i officially declare u the jokes presido for ur effort(thou useless) in makin sure this section z lively...wtout ur joblessness, dis section wud hv bn dead and buried...come endin of this year, if u dont win jokes sections NLder of the yr, i will use OPC arrest seun,s.he-male jackstove and ol d riggers of this section...nice thread mehn...u get tym walayi
sad shocked
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 11:57pm On Jul 14, 2012
T-smooth:
Look@this Bell(a) oh! with ur woh woh face, flat chest and dry nyash u think say u fine? them de even toast u and u de cast and bind. If to say u be booqee ko?
o boy, boobsqee's chest na football field. . .50m by 100m. So many black dudes have sprained their ankle there.

I don't even know how she manages to carry those 2 heavy loads on her chest dey waka about.
cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 10:47am On Jul 14, 2012
Natasha,,:
lolz I'm gallant grin was so happy when you called yesterday, missed you loads. kiss
missed you like a fat kid misses cake. Can't wait to. . . lolz

hope all's good? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 10:33am On Jul 14, 2012
Natasha,,:
now now shocked
[s]jackpot=now now.
That's my nickname.
I nomination for jackpot[/s]

hi, sweery Natasha.
Er, sorry i didn't put your double comma.

Hi sweery Natasha,,
cheesy grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 10:13am On Jul 14, 2012
bin gbagbo:
stop fooling about!!, are u maddhuh??
angry
bia, what's your problem, this boy? I've told you to stay off my color.
Must you do what I do?

Anytime I see your post in red, I kept thinking that it's me.

FGS, there are colors like blue, black, green, yellow or whatever that you can post with. Stop using my color.

This is your last warning. angry
angry angry angry
Jokes EtcRe: Lala's Comedy Clinic by jackpot(f): 9:51am On Jul 13, 2012
well sha, no need bothering myself whether you compose your biography here or not. tongue

lets see what happens when your 15mb etisalat data finishes
tongue tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Lala's Comedy Clinic by jackpot(f): 9:49am On Jul 13, 2012
lalaosky: One day the teacher asked;
Teacher :"What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Students :"A teacher".
nice summary of your thread cos we are no longer interested while you're still talking posting.

Well, keep deceiving yourself that you're a teacher.

Bush pig! tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 9:43am On Jul 13, 2012
Bélla3: watcha say?
hi, no need speaking Americana. I am toasting you, I guess.

i mean ur Age, Se.x and Location
cheesy grin
Jokes EtcRe: Drop Jokes Breaking News Here!!!!! by jackpot(f): 7:19am On Jul 13, 2012
too much fake news against me here, chei sad
Jokes EtcRe: Who Insults Most In Joke Section? by jackpot(f): 5:18am On Jul 13, 2012
~vicky~:
DANI1LOVE

BIN GBAGBO

AJIBEL

JACKPOT

MUGOLU

ADD URS!!!!!
vicky dear, from ya profile pix, it looks like you gat booobs for stomach or is the fault from the camera?

Pls clarify. Cheers!
tongue cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 5:03am On Jul 13, 2012
#Bright007 for jokes C-I-C
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 4:44am On Jul 13, 2012
hi mods,

i suggest you reward our heroes here. It's high time you applaud Bright007. She has killed me with laffter since yesterday. I suggest we recognise her by changing the Joke Section President Title to "Bright007's Prize for Best Joker"
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 4:30am On Jul 13, 2012
Idowuogbo: Tell me abourrit! Wen we dey reign, even Obama wan book moi.

I never talk people don dey vomit intestine, if I talk nko!

Abegiiiiii>>>>>>>>

If u ain't gat it, u can Neva own it.
bla bla bla. . . tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 4:28am On Jul 13, 2012
Bélla3: i support u jare
hi, ASL? cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 4:22am On Jul 13, 2012
booqee: ^^^ dyu fink errbody is a lesbian like you??
embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 8:43pm On Jul 12, 2012
dani1luv: Guess why I nominated you?? undecided undecided
cos you wanted to follow due-process and subscribe for oil milk depots from her massive succulent milk refinery instead of vandalizing pipelines. No? tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f):
^your Ghanaian stepfada is an Undertaker? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Lala's Comedy Clinic by jackpot(f): 6:47pm On Jul 12, 2012
Gentlemen, open your book to The Epistles of Lalaosky, Chapter 1 Vs 1 to the End. Somebody read it out loud, pls! tongue tongue grin
Jokes EtcRe: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by jackpot(f): 9:50am On Jul 12, 2012
bright007: @boobsqee:How is your milk industry?Hope it is doing well in terms of expansion?
I have å BD gift for u ...guess wat......

It is....,










Ån iron bra of size 250...and u know wat?...it is grade one....I bought it from super...I know u will like it...don't forget to meet me at dat sharp corner so dat I can put them on for u....also don't forget our usual tangling!
bro, it go even tight am sef. I suggest you make it size 350 cheesy

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