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Jokes EtcRe: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by jackpot(f): 9:47am On Jul 12, 2012
Homar: That boogee is opening useful thread is because i visited her cowbell Industry and she never remained d same again . Abeg make una hail me o .
lmao. . .care to expantiate? Cos i am interested in tapping wine milk from it too. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: If U No Understand Dis Yoke, Then Fufu Dey Ur Brain. >:( by jackpot(f): 9:29am On Jul 12, 2012
fluid26: dry. undecided
she made up for the dryness with her intercontinental ballistic booobs. . .so fleshy and yummmy! cheesy grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 9:18am On Jul 12, 2012
booqee: i wonder oh. Infact each time i see such comment, makes me look down at my ****, prolly to check if its actually dat big..and i just bust into lafta.
Yeah i got a gud share of it, just like everybody(moderate!)wink but overbust¥?! Jeez! Give me a break..!
boobsqee dear, I need milk! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 6:20pm On Jul 11, 2012
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Glory Dayz when Element, Pharoah, Studio, Xynerise, Bashy, Neyshed, Chi-Baby, Lysaa and I would play in the Garden {The Color of Your pant Game}

**Sobbing For Joke Section**
cry cry cry[/color]
^are you sobbing cos the present ladies boobsqee, vicky, witchwitchgirl can't divulge the color of their pants to you or what? SMH tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Lala's Comedy Clinic by jackpot(f): 4:30pm On Jul 11, 2012
bunmioguns: Guy, you no dey tire, na who go dey read all dis compositions angry angry angry
Lmao. Help me tell am oo. Him go dey think say we don't want him "progress"

jor ooooo
cheesy
RomanceRe: Relationship Mistakes You Made. by jackpot(f): 4:22pm On Jul 11, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]What's the correlation?
[/color]
i reread that statement 5 times just to see the correlation before seeing this your comment. No correlation at all, i swear.
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 3:55pm On Jul 11, 2012
lalaosky: *faints*...BTW...she z mad lesbo on d prowl...inform other cutiepies like u
lolasoky, bro. As you can see, I'm toasting a chick. Don't interrupt. Cheers! cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 3:51pm On Jul 11, 2012
booqee: u dis lesbian what d f*ck is ur problem?? Am i d only beautiful gal on nl?! undecided we av switchicgurl, vicky, vivly, a lot of 'em! Why u not bugging dem?! Leave me alone plssssss! undecided angry angry angry angry urghhh!
dear, no need to flare. Be nice to a toaster. Cheers! cheesy undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 3:42pm On Jul 11, 2012
bin gbagbo:

PLEASE contact the Gbagbo Memorial Hospital for immediate check up! . . .erm . . .






. . . .thank you!
angry
come, this boy. Why are you writing in red? Must you do what I do?

Back off from my red biro. You have been warned! angry
Jokes EtcRe: Lala's Comedy Clinic by jackpot(f): 3:39pm On Jul 11, 2012
lalaosky: guy u no do well o..how u wan put me together wt dat rap.er in female clothing..fakea.ss joke defence wey no fit catch cheap shots thrown @him...
kiss my hairy clit! tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 12:31pm On Jul 11, 2012
bin gbagbo: i love you too!!! kiss
hi. . .just checked your profile pix and i must admit you look so sexcie and fair. Which make-up cream you dey apply sef? tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Lala's Comedy Clinic by jackpot(f): 12:16pm On Jul 11, 2012
lalaosky: aturu...dis transgendered u no dey taya ni...yaba left hv neva bn the same since u left...they miss u!
awwww. . .your comment is so sexy. Thanks for the compliment.

BTW, I havent got time to read your biography you juss posted here.
Maybe I'll read it during my free time.

Or, do you care to summarize??
tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 12:01pm On Jul 11, 2012
booqee: see ehn, if i deal with u dani, all kind of foods go start to dey hungry u.....


Foolish she-goat.

Just give me till tomorrow, when i'm thru wiv xam.....you're in for it!
Matwetting Cow!
boobsqee dear, how's your Yoruba Language evening classes going? wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: If U No Understand Dis Yoke, Then Fufu Dey Ur Brain. >:( by jackpot(f): 11:54am On Jul 11, 2012
booqee: i'm sooo scared! embarassed








duh!
see as you dey talk like say you innocent. You wey don overspoil tey tey. . . tongue
Jokes EtcRe: If U No Understand Dis Yoke, Then Fufu Dey Ur Brain. >:( by jackpot(f): 11:54am On Jul 11, 2012
booqee: i'm sooo scared! embarassed








duh!
see as you dey talk like say you innocent. You wey don overspoil tey tey. . . tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Lala's Comedy Clinic by jackpot(f): 11:52am On Jul 11, 2012
guy, pesin never comment and laugh for your "jokes" and you still dey post epistles. You no dey tire ni? tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Good jokes! by jackpot(f): 11:48am On Jul 11, 2012
bright007: see dis one wey no know where TOTO dey.....
falls off from a banana tree, still laughing. . . grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 11:41am On Jul 11, 2012
Idowuogbo: ^Salut! Como cava?
cava bien punny! Et le nyaash? tongue grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 11:38am On Jul 11, 2012
Idowuogbo: Na dier terrestrial spirit na! Writing in red na dier illuminati logo.
na lie jor. You gat Red Arse, I gat Red biro. 1-1.
Ntoi tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 11:28am On Jul 11, 2012
^yeah, making oneself happy is allowed tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by jackpot(f): 3:44am On Jul 08, 2012
booqee: so unfunny and dry. Jackass pls when will u ever make me laff??
this gal thinks ayam joking sef.

boobsqee dear, why can't you juss help a guy out with a quickie? Are you this stingy with your punnanie?
undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 10:18pm On Jul 07, 2012
dani1luv: undecided undecided
tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Isn't It Funny......? (e.t.c) by jackpot(f): 6:53pm On Jul 07, 2012
booqee: Thanks guys! smiley
boobsqee dear,

can we have a quickie, please? I swaaaaar i'm sooo romantik! wink cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Nominations For The Funniest Poster/Jokes President by jackpot(f): 6:33pm On Jul 07, 2012
dani1luv: Top of the day to y'all.
*Clear's throat. .*
As you all know, in this our lovely section,
we have different kind of madness!!
Posters??
Actors??
Acts??
Mental Patients??
Silly posters??
Dry Jokers??
Pastor's??
Devils. .e.g. booqee grin grin

errr. . . Infact you know what the thread subject's says?? undecided

Who's Jokes are the best??
Who's posts are funny??
Which user makes you LMAO??

Drop your nominations now for the "Funniest Joker(Jokes President)" in this section! tongue tongue

Whoever that rants around calling himself the Jokes President is the fake Presido. .lets Nominate the Real Presido grin I no mention names oh grin grin


Nominations would last for 3days (it can be changed anytime tho) tongue tongue

Note: This isn't the "Best Joker of the Year Award" undecided undecided
go and thank God for your last statement, i for don shoot pesin for leg here. *cocks my water gun*

i think say you wan hijack my coveted crown, sef

*enters my power-bike and zooms off. . .*
Music/RadioRe: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 6:01pm On Jul 07, 2012
mikuz: hi i love your nick cool
you love everything bro. Why not show some nigga love and 'vicky' me. Cheers! cool cheesy
RomanceRe: Word Of Advice To Ladies by jackpot(f): 12:44pm On Jul 07, 2012
Idowuogbo: and u are? undecided undecided undecided undecided
according to the script i'm having, you were supposed to be an adversary. No? undecided undecided undecidedundecided
Jokes EtcRe: Good jokes! by jackpot(f): 10:25am On Jul 07, 2012
^hahaha. Bro, easy on him before he reports us to his momma. cheesy

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