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Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 5:13pm On Jul 06, 2012

bright007: Leave dat fast-spoke El Guapo jare...wat do u expect of å
house-husband than to lick/wash bra/pants?

El Guava, a ~~housewife~~ house-husband??

Lmao. He must be a pant-sniffer too, who knows! cheesy

Romance › Re: Word Of Advice To Ladies by jackpot(f): 12:05pm On Jul 06, 2012

Idowuogbo: Killz! Ctrl+alt+del plzzz....

that post has 60 Likes. Can you beat that?

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 10:47am On Jul 06, 2012*

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Need Øffer Some Medical Aids to the Perv? - the Retard aint got any braincells. . .its Jxt Spermcells up there!

And u Need nøt worry bout the Dig am havin' at him, the Slowpoke doesn't even know when he's been dissed! [/color]

psychic arse-kisser and repugnant woman lappa like youuuuu. . .soon you'll beg her to wash her bra!

El-AriaAria! MtcheeEw

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 10:43am On Jul 06, 2012

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Dani moi,

Abeg help me thank Mukina for banning intimate jokes in this section.

Una too much! Well done jare - and ignore all 'em haters cheesy

[/quote]efe, you are on your own ooo

have you ever wondered why you every jokes sec regular is lambasting you? Sexu.a.l jokes is cool with all of us, that's why!

@Muki
Btw, unban sexu.a.l jokes jor. I wonder if you would also move football jokes to Sports section too? SMH! angry

Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 10:29am On Jul 06, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~]gerrat

u dis hermaphrodite angry

[/quote]vicky dear, can we have a quickie, please? wink

Btw, what's hemaraprododite? undecided

Hope it's not a curse? undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 5:01pm On Jul 04, 2012

lalaosky: The kind english u guys r spaking causing me convulsion hia...badosky wia massaging naw...she-male jackpot, i need massage jor

take a scissors, cut a round hole in your mattress, close the door, chook that your 2-inch rod into the hole, rock your bed till you pass out! tongue

*tongue*

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 4:58pm On Jul 04, 2012

bright007: Errr...do u mean he should sticky this dumb thread?

she's drunk, me thinks :-/

Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 4:56pm On Jul 04, 2012

[quote author=Efemena_xy]Watch Night!

Leave my skirt abeg...

er, Dani. You going to paste / sticky this offtopic thread?[/quote]if this thread had been a child, it would be what?. . .it would be a bastarddddd tongue

offtopic my hairy butt angry

Education › Re: LASU 2012/13 Post UTME Test Results Released by jackpot(f): 11:12am On Jul 04, 2012

Nnamdi99: oh my God i scored d highest mark in dis exam......98/100 oh its not easy i worked really hard. Tank God

who wan believe you sef? Mtchew

drop ya reg number make i confirm am myself. Itibolibo! tongue

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Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 6:01pm On Jul 03, 2012

dani1luv: when you become mod?

mikuz, dear
ban this user! Remember dat our bar he locked. I don't think we can even truss him. :-/

Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 6:00pm On Jul 03, 2012

dani1luv: when you become mod?

mikuz, dear
ban this user! Remember dat our bar he locked. I don't even truss him.

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Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers, Drop Your Phone Numbers Here And Let Talk!!! SERIOUS THREAD. by jackpot(f): 4:10pm On Jul 03, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~]FUNNY GUYS cheesy

[/quote]my problem with you is that you laff easily.

MstcheeeeeEw! sad

Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 4:07pm On Jul 03, 2012

[quote author=~vicky~]Bush pig[/quote]vicky dear, i know you're seeing your menses, but you don't haff to be rude na sad

Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 4:04pm On Jul 03, 2012

mikuz: sweery Im not a mod, na moderator I be. jack ive told you to change ya gender but you've refused. I go ban you oh

Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 10:18am On Jul 03, 2012

^i m not lesbo jor. Anyways, i dey ooo.

I'm talkin to my bf, mikuz wink

haha

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Fashion › Re: Most Handsome Man On Nairaland June 2012 *GRAND FINALE* by jackpot(f): 10:01am On Jul 03, 2012

[size=20pt]bloody riggers all of you are. shocked

See thread i checked 1am this morning and some with 5 votes are now getting 100+. shocked

Who is even rigging for Davidylan sef? sad

@sexkillz
they juss finished you shocked

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Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 9:56am On Jul 03, 2012

hi, sugar

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Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers, Drop Your Phone Numbers Here And Let Talk!!! SERIOUS THREAD. by jackpot(f): 11:24pm On Jul 02, 2012

^shattap over there, you Ghanaian gayyyyyyyyy! tongue

Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by jackpot(f): 11:20pm On Jul 02, 2012

bright007: boobsqee....he be like say u no dey fear indefinite ban.
But wait oooo...

How is dat ur milk industry?its been å long time I had å drink from its unparalleled saltiness.

blood of moses! Laff wan tear my belle. grin

Bright haff killed me cheesy

Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by jackpot(f): 11:43am On Jun 30, 2012

kandiikane: I'm sorry but flash is to be disqualified. That's cheating. Anyone else caught with different usernames on this page will be disqualified. If it was once, I will be like ok but how many times will you vote for yourself?

but even you sef knew that a large percentage of the candidates(this is very obvious in Miss Nl contest) do cheat to some extent.

Or is it because he's "supposedly" caught?

Come on, free una selves and haff fun wink