Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 5:13pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
bright007: Leave dat fast-spoke El Guapo jare...wat do u expect of å house-husband than to lick/wash bra/pants? El Guava, a housewife house-husband??
Lmao. He must be a pant-sniffer too, who knows!  |
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Romance › Re: Word Of Advice To Ladies by jackpot(f): 12:05pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
Idowuogbo: Killz! Ctrl+alt+del plzzz.... that post has 60 Likes. Can you beat that? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 10:47am On Jul 06, 2012*. Modified: 5:08pm On Jul 06, 2012 |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Need Øffer Some Medical Aids to the Perv? - the Retard aint got any braincells. . .its Jxt Spermcells up there!
And u Need nøt worry bout the Dig am havin' at him, the Slowpoke doesn't even know when he's been dissed! [/color] psychic arse-kisser and repugnant woman lappa like youuuuu. . .soon you'll beg her to wash her bra!
El-AriaAria! MtcheeEw |
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 10:43am On Jul 06, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Dani moi,
Abeg help me thank Mukina for banning intimate jokes in this section. 
Una too much! Well done jare - and ignore all 'em haters  efe, you are on your own ooo have you ever wondered why you every jokes sec regular is lambasting you? Sexu.a.l jokes is cool with all of us, that's why! @Muki Btw, unban sexu.a.l jokes jor. I wonder if you would also move football jokes to Sports section too? SMH!  |
Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 10:29am On Jul 06, 2012 |
~vicky~: gerrat
u dis hermaphrodite  vicky dear, can we have a quickie, please? 
Btw, what's hemaraprododite? 
Hope it's not a curse?  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 5:01pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
lalaosky: The kind english u guys r spaking causing me convulsion hia...badosky wia massaging naw...she-male jackpot, i need massage jor take a scissors, cut a round hole in your mattress, close the door, chook that your 2-inch rod into the hole, rock your bed till you pass out! 
*tongue* |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 4:58pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
bright007: Errr...do u mean he should sticky this dumb thread? she's drunk, me thinks :-/ |
Jokes Etc › Re: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 4:56pm On Jul 04, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: Watch Night!
Leave my skirt abeg...
er, Dani. You going to paste / sticky this offtopic thread? if this thread had been a child, it would be what?. . .it would be a bastarddddd 
offtopic my hairy butt  |
Education › Re: LASU 2012/13 Post UTME Test Results Released by jackpot(f): 11:12am On Jul 04, 2012 |
Nnamdi99: oh my God i scored d highest mark in dis exam......98/100 oh its not easy i worked really hard. Tank God who wan believe you sef? Mtchew drop ya reg number make i confirm am myself. Itibolibo!  |
Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 6:01pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
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Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 6:00pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
dani1luv: when you become mod?  mikuz, dear ban this user! Remember dat our bar he locked. I don't even truss him. |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers, Drop Your Phone Numbers Here And Let Talk!!! SERIOUS THREAD. by jackpot(f): 4:10pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
~vicky~: FUNNY GUYS  my problem with you is that you laff easily.
MstcheeeeeEw!  |
Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 4:07pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
~vicky~: Bush pig vicky dear, i know you're seeing your menses, but you don't haff to be rude na  |
Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 4:04pm On Jul 03, 2012 |
mikuz: sweery Im not a mod, na moderator I be. jack ive told you to change ya gender but you've refused. I go ban you oh  |
Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 10:18am On Jul 03, 2012 |
^i m not lesbo jor. Anyways, i dey ooo. I'm talkin to my bf, mikuz  haha  |
Fashion › Re: Most Handsome Man On Nairaland June 2012 *GRAND FINALE* by jackpot(f): 10:01am On Jul 03, 2012 |
[size=20pt]bloody riggers all of you are.  See thread i checked 1am this morning and some with 5 votes are now getting 100+.  Who is even rigging for Davidylan sef?  @sexkillz they juss finished you  [/size] |
Music/Radio › Re: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 9:56am On Jul 03, 2012 |
hi, sugar  |
Jokes Etc › Re: Jokers, Drop Your Phone Numbers Here And Let Talk!!! SERIOUS THREAD. by jackpot(f): 11:24pm On Jul 02, 2012 |
^ shattap over there, you Ghanaian gayyyyyyyyy!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~
~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by jackpot(f): 11:20pm On Jul 02, 2012 |
bright007: boobsqee....he be like say u no dey fear indefinite ban. But wait oooo...
How is dat ur milk industry?its been å long time I had å drink from its unparalleled saltiness. blood of moses! Laff wan tear my belle. 
Bright haff killed me  |
Romance › Re: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by jackpot(f): 11:43am On Jun 30, 2012 |
kandiikane: I'm sorry but flash is to be disqualified. That's cheating. Anyone else caught with different usernames on this page will be disqualified. If it was once, I will be like ok but how many times will you vote for yourself?  but even you sef knew that a large percentage of the candidates(this is very obvious in Miss Nl contest) do cheat to some extent. Or is it because he's "supposedly" caught? Come on, free una selves and haff fun  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland June 2012(Final Eliminations) Voting is ON!!! by jackpot(f): 6:01pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
[size=16pt] vote character vote intelligence vote beauty vote finesse. . . VOTE OGUGUA88  [/size] |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland June 2012(Final Eliminations) Voting is ON!!! by jackpot(f): 5:57pm On Jun 28, 2012 |
[size=16pt]we no go gree oo we no go gree Ogugua88 must win this we no go gree [/size] |
Celebrities › Re: Share Your Sexiest, Craziest, Funniest or Unforgettable Experiences On Nairaland by jackpot(f): 12:00am On Jun 23, 2012 |
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Hmm. From the responses, a continuation thread is baseless, therefore thread gets locked midnight today. [/color] Thread Closed!!!  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:19pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
mikuz: bro change ya gender na. buy me Smirnoff first  goal gremany |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:17pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
mikuz: bro change ya gender na. buy me Smirnoff first  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:13pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
goal germany |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:11pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
wasted corner |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:09pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
klose why now! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:07pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
what a bullet by Madridsta's Khedira |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:06pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
goal germany |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:04pm On Jun 22, 2012 |
somebody shoot! When Germany turn Arse-anal? |