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Jokes EtcRe: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 5:13pm On Jul 06, 2012
bright007: Leave dat fast-spoke El Guapo jare...wat do u expect of å
house-husband than to lick/wash bra/pants?
El Guava, a housewife house-husband??

Lmao. He must be a pant-sniffer too, who knows!
cheesy
RomanceRe: Word Of Advice To Ladies by jackpot(f): 12:05pm On Jul 06, 2012
Idowuogbo: Killz! Ctrl+alt+del plzzz....
that post has 60 Likes. Can you beat that?
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f):
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Need Øffer Some Medical Aids to the Perv? - the Retard aint got any braincells. . .its Jxt Spermcells up there!

And u Need nøt worry bout the Dig am havin' at him, the Slowpoke doesn't even know when he's been dissed! cheesy
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psychic arse-kisser and repugnant woman lappa like youuuuu. . .soon you'll beg her to wash her bra!

El-AriaAria! MtcheeEw
Jokes EtcRe: Lets Have your Complaints Here by jackpot(f): 10:43am On Jul 06, 2012
Efemena_xy: Dani moi,

Abeg help me thank Mukina for banning intimate jokes in this section. smiley

Una too much! Well done jare - and ignore all 'em haters cheesy cheesy
efe, you are on your own ooo

have you ever wondered why you every jokes sec regular is lambasting you? Sexu.a.l jokes is cool with all of us, that's why!

@Muki
Btw, unban sexu.a.l jokes jor. I wonder if you would also move football jokes to Sports section too? SMH! angry
Music/RadioRe: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 10:29am On Jul 06, 2012
~vicky~:
gerrat

u dis hermaphrodite angry angry
vicky dear, can we have a quickie, please? wink

Btw, what's hemaraprododite? undecided

Hope it's not a curse?
undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 5:01pm On Jul 04, 2012
lalaosky: The kind english u guys r spaking causing me convulsion hia...badosky wia massaging naw...she-male jackpot, i need massage jor
take a scissors, cut a round hole in your mattress, close the door, chook that your 2-inch rod into the hole, rock your bed till you pass out! tongue

*tongue*
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 4:58pm On Jul 04, 2012
bright007: Errr...do u mean he should sticky this dumb thread?
she's drunk, me thinks :-/
Jokes EtcRe: Badosky Entz! Reuniting D Jokers And Friends Of Jokes Section (Offtopic Thread) by jackpot(f): 4:56pm On Jul 04, 2012
Efemena_xy: Watch Night!

Leave my skirt abeg...

er, Dani. You going to paste / sticky this offtopic thread?
if this thread had been a child, it would be what?. . .it would be a bastarddddd tongue

offtopic my hairy butt
angry
EducationRe: LASU 2012/13 Post UTME Test Results Released by jackpot(f): 11:12am On Jul 04, 2012
Nnamdi99: oh my God i scored d highest mark in dis exam......98/100 oh its not easy i worked really hard. Tank God
who wan believe you sef? Mtchew

drop ya reg number make i confirm am myself. Itibolibo! tongue
Music/RadioRe: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 6:01pm On Jul 03, 2012
dani1luv: when you become mod? shocked grin grin
mikuz, dear
ban this user! Remember dat our bar he locked. I don't think we can even truss him.
:-/
Music/RadioRe: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 6:00pm On Jul 03, 2012
dani1luv: when you become mod? shocked grin grin
mikuz, dear
ban this user! Remember dat our bar he locked. I don't even truss him.
Jokes EtcRe: Jokers, Drop Your Phone Numbers Here And Let Talk!!! SERIOUS THREAD. by jackpot(f): 4:10pm On Jul 03, 2012
~vicky~:
FUNNY GUYS cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
my problem with you is that you laff easily.

MstcheeeeeEw! sad
tongue
Music/RadioRe: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 4:07pm On Jul 03, 2012
~vicky~:
Bush pig
vicky dear, i know you're seeing your menses, but you don't haff to be rude na sad
Music/RadioRe: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 4:04pm On Jul 03, 2012
mikuz: sweery Im not a mod, na moderator I be.cheesy jack ive told you to change ya gender but you've refused. I go ban you ohgrin
shocked shocked embarassed cry shocked
Music/RadioRe: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 10:18am On Jul 03, 2012
^i m not lesbo jor. Anyways, i dey ooo.

I'm talkin to my bf, mikuz wink haha cheesy
FashionRe: Most Handsome Man On Nairaland June 2012 *GRAND FINALE* by jackpot(f): 10:01am On Jul 03, 2012
[size=20pt]bloody riggers all of you are. shocked shocked shocked

See thread i checked 1am this morning and some with 5 votes are now getting 100+. shocked

Who is even rigging for Davidylan sef? sad


@sexkillz
they juss finished you shocked[/size]
Music/RadioRe: ~ Music Section Official Chat Thread ~ by jackpot(f): 9:56am On Jul 03, 2012
hi, sugar wink
Jokes EtcRe: Jokers, Drop Your Phone Numbers Here And Let Talk!!! SERIOUS THREAD. by jackpot(f): 11:24pm On Jul 02, 2012
^shattap over there, you Ghanaian gayyyyyyyyy! tongue
Jokes EtcRe: JOKES SECTION CELEBRITIES PETITION TO MUKINA~ ~RE-BAN ON INTIMACY JOKES!!! by jackpot(f): 11:20pm On Jul 02, 2012
bright007: boobsqee....he be like say u no dey fear indefinite ban.
But wait oooo...











How is dat ur milk industry?its been å long time I had å drink from its unparalleled saltiness.
blood of moses! Laff wan tear my belle. grin

Bright haff killed me
cheesy
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland 2012 Elimination Round 1. . . VOTING IS ON!!! by jackpot(f): 11:43am On Jun 30, 2012
kandiikane: I'm sorry but flash is to be disqualified. That's cheating. Anyone else caught with different usernames on this page will be disqualified. If it was once, I will be like ok but how many times will you vote for yourself? angry
but even you sef knew that a large percentage of the candidates(this is very obvious in Miss Nl contest) do cheat to some extent.

Or is it because he's "supposedly" caught?

Come on, free una selves and haff fun wink
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland June 2012(Final Eliminations) Voting is ON!!! by jackpot(f): 6:01pm On Jun 28, 2012
[size=16pt]vote character
vote intelligence
vote beauty
vote finesse. . .
VOTE OGUGUA88 smiley
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RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland June 2012(Final Eliminations) Voting is ON!!! by jackpot(f): 5:57pm On Jun 28, 2012
[size=16pt]we no go gree oo
we no go gree
Ogugua88 must win this
we no go gree angry cheesy [/size]
CelebritiesRe: Share Your Sexiest, Craziest, Funniest or Unforgettable Experiences On Nairaland by jackpot(f): 12:00am On Jun 23, 2012
sexkillz: [color=#000030]Hmm. From the responses, a continuation thread is baseless, therefore thread gets locked midnight today. [/color]
Thread Closed!!! sad
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:19pm On Jun 22, 2012
mikuz: bro change ya gender na.
buy me Smirnoff first cheesy goal gremany
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:17pm On Jun 22, 2012
mikuz: bro change ya gender na.
buy me Smirnoff first cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:13pm On Jun 22, 2012
goal germany
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:11pm On Jun 22, 2012
wasted corner
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:09pm On Jun 22, 2012
klose why now!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:07pm On Jun 22, 2012
what a bullet by Madridsta's Khedira
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:06pm On Jun 22, 2012
goal germany
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Euro 2012: Germany Vs Greece (4 - 2) On 22nd June 2012 by jackpot(f): 9:04pm On Jun 22, 2012
somebody shoot! When Germany turn Arse-anal?

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