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larride: *Storms into bar angrily* where is this bar [i]wo[/i]man..... Abeg serve me 3 bottles of sharwama and a hot plate of gulder.....sharp sharp

my dear, you no dey look menu or your eye na for fancy

What she has on the menu is. . .
BJ (very costly)
rough lap-dance
strip-dance
arse-tapping
pelvic region massaging
nyaaanshing. . .

Choose one!

~vicky~:
and what happened after she woke up?

vicky dear. Can we nyaash pls? I get 6-pacs and I swaaar am so romantik!

[s]baybyyy, don't turn down my offer pls cos I know it's been long you've been smooched![/s]

booqee: you mean pipo like you?? Well ur own case na something else.

booqee: you mean pipo like you?? Well ur own case na something else.

boobsqee dear, i know as your own sag reach, if you sef bend am it can enter your mouth!

booqee: hahaha! Here is d joke!

@op.
>Donkollione: Dis one, im mama dey flat chested..so ee no see beta boobi suck. acc to realsammie, na ten naira cowbell dem give am.

>jackpot: Dis one na adopted pikin. Beht d woman wey pick am for dustbin still try sha. Na dog milk d woman give am.

>bright007: Dis one still dey suck b.reast up till now. He even still dey pee and shit for body sef.

>dani1rough: two days. Das why im no know book.

boobsqee dear, i know your chest milk factory can supply an entire village with natural milk.

If i say you're loaded, I hope you knew what I mean?

Idowuogbo: ^ dats my gal! Fire burn all d excrembres and haters.

U neva jam o!

shattap over dia, you 35 yrs old NCE student!

Idowuogbo: Are animals allowed in church?

Brite02: this is redicolous

Bro, I just reported you to the mods. I'm friggin serious.

booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......
.....won't you wish me well?! ;-)

If u want an invitation, that is if you'll like to attend reply me via my email for more details: buoqui4real@yahoo.com.
And u must come with gifts oh.....!

boobsqee dear, i knew you to be very smart. You tricked him into marriage with preg-nancy, right?

Now, confess

kandiikane: no, just rugrats.

bright007: hmmmm...adjusts my bra...I âm flattered.....gold medal for me...
Speaking on those features she gat....I think it was due to mutation.
You know she drinks too much zobo complemented with roasted(burnt) cassava...zobo 4 red arse while burnt cassava for black part...get it?

Efemena_xy: ^^ Can't you [i]try[/i]to be nice??

Jackpot and 9ice. . .two different celebs hehehe

okay Efe, i'll be nice>>> Efe sweery, I loooooooove you.
I dreamt you were chasing me with a cupid's bow and arrow, but as you wanted to shoot, the arrow turned to bullet. Now where is Joseph (the dream interpreter) when you needs him most?!

Chimezie198: Jackpot I get an important mission for u.

Cindyrella cook two pots of Beans today, Go Jack one pot come abeg.

Ijebabe too like beans.

send someone to buy tissue first

bright007: errr...there u go again...I remember d other time u said that u got hot red arse.
Now u are saying ur anuz has å very dark part.
Are u saying that u gat å multicoloured anuz?

holy moses. Cousin, your comment just won a gold medal at the Olympics.

Where is bin to report this in his news?

So, Idowuobo gat smoking hot red arse and the anus has a very dark part?

I'm gerrin jealous oo. Why did Lawd choose to bless only one person(Idowu) with all these rare features?

idowu=albino multi-colored anus-ed lady

Lawd Have Mercy!!!

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NEW BIN: hey madam, better respect thyself and dont you dare insult my master DR BIN GBAGBO again hear?


wouf!!!

bin gbagbo: hey! ba-ye-lsa!

my mouth go full now!
*hugs him*

Gaylords!

smh

made in biafra: u dis alaba area boy!

made in biafra=donkollione=39 year old divorcee

Natasha,,:
aww nice hubby loving him already.

tasha sweery, you can be importing Cameroon-pepper, be rest assured I will be doing the marketing.

i loff you, sugar

shaneroberts26: Booqee.She was born wit it.

so everyone now knows boobsqee is born with boobsqeelicious suckilicious quantanamous astronomically expansive boobies milk industry?

Chai, boobsqee i don't envy you oo

BINGBAGBO1: nonsense!!!

see jerosi. . .

Bin, you can kiss my whole ENTIRE arse!