₦airaland Forum

HAYFEECEEE!!

Your longer throat for Rivers State Is too mush.

Yeye party.

We are ready for a rerun - let's give this demonic party the Bayelsa treatment part 2 .

drshrewd:
Judge: ...the second respondent was not validly elected____Wike is a goner

You prolly pulled this one out from your ass.

Infidelity and nagging.

An unfaithful woman could be used by your enemies to bring you down by blackmailing her with her habit .
And a nag will drive you nuts.

GANJAFARMER:
Look at this incorrigible buffon mentioning my banned moniker .
If you think that I've got the time for a lowlife Londoner that keep running around here ranting like a rabid dog , then you must be a complete dunce.
What makes you feel I can't call you out if you screw up big time!
Quit insulting people that are better than you in a faceless forum and get a life .

Truckpusher .

Take it easy.
The old fool cum Peckam hustler is just paranoid.

sheilak:
Ode! I

Before we begin your therapy, may I clarify a few things?

Jackrich is Truckpusher.

I do not know who Nubian113 is.

My monikers are daretodifffer, doveda and sheilak

You are welcome





May we begin your therapy now?

This is 2016. You are getting older not younger. You need to take charge of your life before you end up in prison like most of your Peckham mates. Have you seen a psychiatrist yet?

Hey! ma'am , I'm not Truckpusher please.

Some iidiots in this forum keep referring to me as Truck but I'm not.
Thanks.
I love my identity.

SirShymexx:
My victims - I'm out.

Hopefully, folks would see the frauds and watch out for scammers.

depressionkills to enlightenedsoul - same fraud, but different cloth.

daretodiffer to Nubian113, Jackrich, and Truthpallbearer - same fraud, but different clothes.

Boss!

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You honestly need some medical attention.

When was the last time you had your med?

EnlightenedSoul:
He's playing his paranoid af game of handles with you. You have no idea how hilarious that is

I am legit dead right now!
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That's not paranoia , that dude is high on his momma's cum.

SirShymexx:
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Lol. Still same utter poor grammar and writing style by the same accursed sod with mucus for brain matter.

Err, I just joined the section, but "I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet" isn't on my profile and my grammar and style of writing haven't changed, you prick.

Lol, your stupidity is fast catching up with you but just like every scumbag I've always known ,you'll never own up to that shitty argument of yours and learn some basic lessons.

Bye bye - continue in your 'made in heaven' ignorance ,it surely does make you feel good in your crack induced state of the mind.

Crackhead!!

How do I remove that inscription on my profile - Someone better tell me before I say something offensive here.

SirShymexx:
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Another alternate handle spotted.

Four handles now by the same sket.

Err, there was no "I believe that there is no god/God but Allah and Muhammad is His Prophet" on ya profile a few minutes ago when you first quoted. Why did it miraculously appear there now? I did check.

Dumbo ,because I joined up that section few minutes ago just to be sure that you're running with an IQ of a third world rodent.

Now try it and quit embarrassing yourself here.

Damn! You've got every right to ask for a refund of your tuition fee ,you scumbag.

SirShymexx:
Lol. Bwahahahahahahaha.

So they also teach folks English usage there, yet other folks who post there don't write the way you do, no? Can you see how ridiculously dumb you sound, you female rhesus monkey?

You're ridiculously dumb beyond imagination.

Quit doing that cheap crack.

Jeez! You got a whole lot of issue brah - Stop acting ghetto ,we all didn't see the ghetto.

SirShymexx:
Err, you get branded with the same grammar and style of writing as well, no?

And how come out of the hundreds of folks who visit the place, only the three handles have the same grammar and style of writing?

Why don't you try it out?

Once you're a fresh visitor you get branded with the same grammar and style of writing before you can access any thread in that section.

Just try it out and see for yourself.

Jacko01:
Bro u aint rich if ppl around u are in penury..... One day dey wil look to u n rob u.... U aint rich cos all ur family one does not hav a job..... U aint rich cos one of ur broda sista... Mother or even father depend on u to survive so address d issue.... Do u fil ppl here aint got jobs wahs ur show off for..... Ur rich in nigeria is it not beta dat we a country lik china wher jus t 5 per cent. R unemployed .... Stop being self centred abeg

Show me where the word 'rich' was mentioned in my post.

SirShymexx:
Lol. So ya excuse is that you visit the Muslim section, yet out of the hundreds of folks who visit the same section, only you, Truthpallbearer, and daretodiffer decided to write it the same way, no?

And how come the three handles post with the same style?

That's not true bro.

Once you visit that section ,you get branded the same way - Just try it out by yourself.

Shalom!

Another yam eater running his mouth .

Why haven't the EFCC invite this Mallam.
Oops ! I forgot he was a supporter of the ancient relic of Nigeria's problem who belongs to the national museum yet he's the President .
1 dollar = 305 naira .

The lazy youths abound in some quarters of this country - Give it to them , we don't need it .

Proudly 5%

midehi2:
hmmm

You think he is making it up ? men,especially young boys are repeatedly being sexually harassed by women on daily basis but nobody is talking about it.

There was this lady that owns a caravan shop in a secluded area around my outfit and I have always noticed that each time I'm around to see what my boys are doing she will just come around with her trashy outfit - always dressed provocatively but we just functioned like individuals owning a business in the same area after all she is happily married at least I can say that due to the fact that she owns two exotic cars that she drives around and a big shop.

On this fateful day she came around and announced that I should come into her shop and see her wares and at the same time she will soon be relocating outside the country and wants to sell her caravan and I innocently followed her inside to see the internal designs .Immeidtately I was inside, this lady locked the door while I was checking out the toilets and the offices inside the caravan and just when I was almost done and was backing this lady, she held me from behind and started handling my breasst and nippple.I was so shocked that all I could mutter was ''but madam, you're married'' but she responded by saying that married people have feelings too. From shock I went into fear, I was afraid that if I push her away she might scream 'r@pe' with a little drama and nobody would listen to my own side of the story ,so I stood motionless as she pulled my T-shirt and started sucking my nippple hungrily while I was confused and already having a hard on but it took the grace of a customer that knocked for her to free me and I zoomed out immediately went back to my office, I was sweating and I felt so humiliated, very angry and used.

I felt so bad and immediately my girlfriend came around I had to tell her because I needed to talk to someone about it and free my mind completely. Ever since I have been avoiding her even when she comes around, I simply ensure that I'm with someone whenever she's around.

One has just to be careful - I'm very sure if I had pushed her away she would have started a drama that would see me on the other side of the game and lose everything including my dignity and self esteem. Nobody would ever believe that she was forcing herself on me.smh

Inconclusivism is when you have an inconclusive elections , inconclusive war on Boko Haram and now an inconclusive budget yet zombies won't see that this Govt. is a govt of inconclusiveness....smh

Mtchewww

Mumu boys are just like MTN these days - Everywhere you go.

See toto wey you dun dey jam since wey go taya you tomorrow na im you wan die put ?

Kaman commot for road make I see road.

Olodo op.

She better start confessing before we will hear stories that touches o.
Cococandy , what sayeth thou ?

diva90:
Don't give him money. The moment you give him money, he will ask for more and keep black mailing you. Don't tell your husband about what happened either( you already know he won't forgive you and you will use your hand to scatter your marriage)... Spoil his so called friend's image/reputation first by telling your husband that his friend made sexual advances at you and that you want him to leave the house because you don't feel comfortable with his presence anymore. Men don't like it when their territory is being threatened so u know that telling him something like that will quickly alert his senses....If your husband trusts you, he will believe you and act fast by then you have already made his friend handicapped and he cannot carry out his blackmail or soil your image any more. The only way that you will be In serious trouble is if you two have a sex tape or he secretly recorded you carrying out the deed. Other than that you should be fine... Just speak out first and fast

See yeye advice , you must be thinking men are dumb fuccks .smh

You guys obviously don't understand how men think.
Her best bet is to kill that blackmailer because he will tell somebody close to him that will tell someone close to him and the story will circulate ,it is just a matter of time.
The rule is simple , when you sleep around - Be rest assured that you're likely to put yourself in an awkward situation like this and it doesn't end well always, blackmailers are deadly.
Because if my girlfriend , wife or fiancée sell to me the same story line , I'll ask my friend and trust me I won't ask him where he will not be able to say it the way it is and the truth would be obvious even if he manages to hide the rest of the story.

jonnieoneng:
U ARE QUITE WICKED U KNOW.IF ANY OF THOSE SOLDIERS WERE UR BRODA WILL U SAY D SAME THING.THIS IS NOT THE STANDARD EQUIPMENT 4 RIVER CROSSING.THIS IS WHY ANYONE INVOLVED IN DASUKIGATE DESERVES NO MERCY

There is nothing wicked about what I said - They are soldiers and they must do their job.

This is what they signed up for.

There is nothing wrong with it and it is part of a soldier's duty to improvise and help themselves out to enable them achieve their target and misson - They are in a war zone and not some Christmas party.

Duletion:
I'm sure those who defected in bayelsa would be so ashamed of themselves by now haha but then they're shameless

The aim behind every defection is to create an illusion and of course you and I know that all politicians are deluded bunch of folks - How does buying a bunch of folks over determine the outcome of an election where you are clearly a minority , unless you've got to be extraordinarily loved by the people .

They've also started fooling themselves in Rivers State. Smh

doveda:
Oh please


Who wants your money

Our men have ermmm and only hey can help una

Oh Dear we hear that all the time.

Who's bothering his head with these defectors ?

They defected in Bayelsa State yet it didn't make any difference .

Defection is joke Abeg - You gather 200 jobless youths who can't even read anything apart from their names they have on their voters card with one figure head and you go to radio station to announce that they've defected.

What a joke !

pyyxxaro:
Don't even know what to say


Abeg make una nor vex



I have running stomach

Smh

redcliff:
Hahahhaaa. Make it rain!!!!

Lol, of course it's true.

Just make it rain like Southern Nigeria .

MizMyColi:
Lol

Hey Dear
That's how I didn't see you again yesterday o

@Topic, contribute suntin na

Event took over me - sorry , I'll make it up by not contributing anything on this thread.