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wtf what's with the marriage hate on nairaland these days.

Whores everywhere its sickening.

wtf

Such is war, stuff happens.

This is old news we've known since 2008

I'll buy it because I don't know where they sell new cars

nepapole:
Ur guess is wrong..

But its okay when the daughters of others do it, the way some guys think

erenax:
tell me one reason why ponzi is illyegal.and how one can get arrested by inesting his own hard earned money in a ponzi site

You won't get arrested for investing in a ponzi scheme, but you're going to jail if you start one. And did you even read the links I put up?, ponzi schemes are illegal because they're fraudulent businesses that rip people off.

BS

nepapole:
Olosho business is serious business.. At least its better than lieing to defend a tif, murderer, rapist.

Wtf did I just read, I'm guessing you'll be happy if you daughter took it up as a profession.

Who the fvvck is she

DeLioncourt:
My good sir. We are all addicted to something. Even if you aren't a serial masturbator... You may be addicted to drinks or food...Or even nairaland.
So don't come here forming moral high ground.

So, we should give him a round of applause for being a masturbation addict?, fap your life away if you want I can't stop you.

AshawoGirl:
Pls help. Everyday when I come to his house he does not fhork me. And when I ask him of it he will saybis sex food.

Pls advice.

While waiting for him to fvvck find something meaningful to do with your life, this article will help

http://www.wilywalnut.com/sexgenius.html

I'll add this to the list of the worst pieces of trash I ever read.

One day somebody will come and marry these ones, may God help that poor man's soul.

What's with big boobs, I've seen better things I'm my life.

Sexybeast2000:
I want you to eat my pussy. Will you please come home and eat my pussy? I want you to put your big fat tongue right on my tight little cunt. Blow in it. Kiss it softly. Tell my pussy that you that love it. Tell my pussy that you can't live with out it. Lick it from slit to clit, as slow as you can, making me tremble and close my eyes, imagining what's next. You want to Bleep me, baby? You have to give her a kiss first. I want your tongue to explore every part of my vagina. I want your long tongue inside me when I cum...when I scream your name at the top of my lungs.

Get me wet and sloppy and ready for your big entrance. I want you to know my body so well that you can make me cum with the flick of your wrist. I want you to brag to your friends about it. When I'm crying in the kitchen, bent over the burnt dinner that I just pulled from the oven for us, I want you to come up behind me to wrap your arms around me, pull up my skirt and whisper firmly in my ear to spread my legs. Then, I want you to pull down my panties, so that they are stretched between my thighs. This is where it's all up to my baby to decide how fast, slow, gentle, or deep he will go. Depending on how stressed you are, sometimes you shove your fingers into me without warning and finger Bleep me hard and fast. You don't stop, no matter what, no matter how much I squeal and bruise your arms from griping too hard. Bleep me, Bleep me, Bleep me, I beg you. I give into you and cum really hard, crumbling to the tile kitchen floor, your fingers still in me.

Other times, you go slow and tease my center of gravity, making me squirm in anticipation. You know how impatient I am. I always want the dick immediately and I beg like a little LovePeddler on the floor, grabbing on to your legs, crying, with mascara running down my face. You never give it to me right away. I hate it. You never let me have my way. You always force me to have pre-intimacy with you, for like an hour. It's so bleeped up cause you know how nervous and uncomfortable I get when it comes to trust and intimacy, which is exactly why you force me to do it.

Sometimes, you let me take the panties all the way off when you finger me. You use them to tie my wrists behind my back as you gently breathe all over my body; the wolf stalking his prey, ready to attack. I think if you stood behind me and just breathed on my neck, I'd get chills down my body and give into you, surrendering my pussy.

I want you to cum in my panties without me knowing. I want you to suggest that I wear that certain pair when I get out of the shower. Later that night, I want you to slide me out of my dirty panties and I want you to put them in my mouth. I want to see that devious smile while your taking me with your big fat dick. I want you to wash my hair, then pick out my panties for bed. Dress and UnCloth me, like your little toy.

It's all I can think about. I want you to sit on the bed and ask me sweetly to take everything off, except for my panties. Sit and watch me UnCloth. Make me turn in a counter clockwise circle, to show you every angle of my body. Tell me to turn slowly, so you can see everything. I want you to pull me close to you. Locking your finger under the elastic of panties, you jerk me your way. I want you to grab me tightly and put your face in between my big breasts. Tell me how much you've missed my tits, as you kiss them and handle me.

Sit me down next to you and slide my hair away from my collarbone. Begin kissing directly behind my ear, slowly and gently. Take your hand and clasp the back of my neck with pressure, not enough to hurt or bruise me, but enough for me to know you're a man and you're in control of everything I do. Tilt my head to the side. I want you to kiss my neck with tongue, adding more and more pressure with each gasp, each moan, each pant. My pussy starts pulsating and I reach for your dick, but you push my hand away. You scold me for rushing you and call me your impatient little slut.

You barely have to touch me. I'm ready for you. No matter how tight I am, your dick is just going to slide right in, because my little pussy will be dripping. Ill do anything to feel your tongue on my pussy, giving me kisses, showing your love and devotion to my cunt.

Sprawl me out on the bed. Slide my panties to one side and brace yourself on top of me. Slide a finger into my slit as you shove your tongue down my throat aggressively. My moans of pleasure are muffled by our kisses, as your fingers work their magic. Graze my asshole with one of your fingers, making me tighten up and try to pull away. Instead, force my head down on the bed and continue kissing me. I want you to rub my asshole, while you finger my pussy with two fingers. My body will convulse and ill beg for you to stop, when in reality, I mean the opposite. I love having my little asshole played with. Hold me like a bowling ball and automatically, ill tell you how much I love you, and ill beg for forgiveness for everything that I've ever done wrong to you. I want you to make me apologize to you, multiple times, with your fingers lodged into me, in both places. Ill feel so ashamed and embarrassed, ill cum all over your fingers, daddy.

You don't want me to come yet though. You slowly slide my panties down my thighs. I'm completely naked now, exposed and vulnerable. You spread my legs open wide for the world to see how big of a slut I am. My cheeks are red and I won't look you in the eye. You flatten my thighs on the bed and hold them down with both hands on each respective thigh. You look up at me and say, "I'm going to eat your pussy now". Make sure you hold me down. I want you to slowly take one big thick long lick from the bottom of my pussy to the top of my swollen clit. Slowly. Then, do it again. I will squirm and grip the blankets, but I will slowly submit. The slower, you go, the more it teases me and heightens my level of discomfort. I want you to torture me. Spread my lips with your fingers and lick my clit. Swirl your tongue around it in a circular motion and then put the whole thing in your mouth. Suck on it. Not too much pressure, but just enough to make me uncomfortable. Release your lips and start licking my cunt from my clit down to the opening of my cunt. Shove that big tongue into me. Taste my apples. Repeat this cycle until my body is gyrating against your tongue in rhythm.

It feels so good when you put my little clit in your mouth. Start applying more pressure the more I start to press up against your lips. If I grab you by the back of the head and push you into my pussy, that's when you know I'm about to cum. Shove your entire tongue as far into my pussy as possible while I climax and cum. I can cum multiple times, so after my initial screaming orgasm, deeply french kiss my little clit and I'll cum again in your mouth

Once I stop shaking, I want you to give me another kiss on my pussy. Tell me I'm a very good girl and slide my panties up.

Looking at the nonsense you just put out there I recommend a 90 day sex fast and sex transmutation, will do you some good.

http://www.wilywalnut.com/sexgenius.html

And this is going to be somebody's wife, well its none of my business.

REIIGN:
"Masturbate and buy yourself a car.
Masturbate and buy yourself iPhone 7
Masturbate and call yourself and uber."


TF?

These are the kind of things you here from a masturbation addict

DeLioncourt:
This is a stolen post.
This is a post making sound arguments for the greatest act of self love aka masturbation.

Mr chairman, accurate time keeper and my followers.
I am here to talk about the importance of masturbation.

Remember when you got Hot n started goin through your contacts and miss people you r not really missing?
Keep your phone and masturbate.

Masturbate before going to the club so you can concentrate on booze and music instead of rubbing preek on innocent girls.

After masturbation, you might fall asleep.
And it is really difficult to commiit an offence or get into trouble in your sleep.

If a friend visits and decides to sleep over, pretend you are going to bath.
Masturbate and come and lie beside her and sleep like a baby

Whenever you feel like punishing someone for your horniness.
Forgive them and masturbate
Save yourself the stress, shame and explanation.

Learn to be very vocal and inquisitive.
Don't assume
Ask her.
"Can we have sex?"
If no, ask yourself
Then head to the bathroom.


Its obvious that self control is difficult.
Lets find other ways of solving problems of the flesh without involving or hurting others.

Trust me, you don't like the lady that much.
You just want to ejaculate.
Use your hands.
Save yourself some trouble.
Save money too.

Masturbate and buy yourself a car.
Masturbate and buy yourself iPhone 7
Masturbate and call yourself and uber.

Buy yourself Chinese

I hope that with these few points of mine..I have been able to convince you and not confuse you about the many benefits of masturbation.

Thank you.

When you're done masturbating follow the link below, the article there will change your life

https://www.nofap.com/rebooting/

erenax:
so you mean that if i invest my money in a ponxi scheme ...i have engaged in an illegal business.
is it a crime sending money to a stranger?

Yes, investing in a ponzi scheme is engaging in an illegal business and keep it in mind that you and the stranger are going to lose money at the end of the day.

Sigh, I just saw another

erenax:
Hello nairalanders, i need your view on this.

some people look at people that invest their money on ponzi schemes like yahoo boys or scammers. is it that ponzi is an illegal business.

as for me am just an ordinary participant who invest my money with hope of getting back my money with retuurns and no intention of scamming anybody.

whats your say because some people consider ponzi invetors as 419

Its illegal ponzi schemes have been ripping people off since 1919 wikipedia it

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponzi_scheme

http://money.howstuffworks.com/ponzi-scheme.htm

This hunger is everywhere.

Arsenalholic:
Looks like an overbloated gorilla.

I will pass.

Oh lord!!!, you killed her man. But seriously if these girls showed intelligence the same way they show their assets, the world would be a better place.

With the kind of women we have in the country today, I fear for our future.

DonMilano:
I WONT EVEN LIKE TO MARRY A VIRGIN.. I NO GET STRENGTH TO TEACH PERSON SKILLS.. LOL

You don't want to marry a virgin because she doesn't have skills, the oloshos that you go out with now I'm assuming they woke up one morning and had those skills.

tooth4tooth:
Envy wan kill that one.

Someone pls help me with that olosho pic.

My friend here it is

Yesterday it was kissing, today its molestation well I'm still waiting to hear good news out of BBN for the fifth time.

Okay, we have a new video by another...

Where are the amazing photos, like I'd waste my data on that BBN crap.

wtf