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amoduokoh:
UNCEREMONIOUS Removal

And they will still believe the government is fighting corruption.

Is it just me or does anyone else think Majek Fashek is just looking for money to beat the recession, click like if you agree share if you don't

acerr:
How is Glo Internet speed doing in your area recently. Here in Lasu ojo the only thing faster than Glo Internet is an adult snail. The maximum speed I get when downloading is 2kB/s just imagine.

And they still claim to be the fastest network in Nigeria.

Freak101:
What's your take on incest??

Can you be open minded about it

My head is doing me somehow right now I'm freaking out!

Like you walked into your favorite neighbor's house only for u witness this irritating act,her kissing and caressing her little brother

Although I didn't scream,I was short of words at first

But for worth is worth, she expect you keep an open mind about it,like its a normal thing.


If you were in my position what will you do you do?

There's nothing normal about incest, tell someone before those kids do something stupid and give birth to ret@rded offspring.

And she has a child

YellowEyeBalls:
Good morning everyone, I have been facing some serious teasing from my girlfriend's so-called best friend. Tho wen I started dating my soon-to-be Ex girlfriend, this her bestie was very much interested in me (you know how ladies act when they see their friend's man is super cute) she was just giving me those green lights and always wanting us to be alone together or probably she just wanted sex from me even if it's just once.

Now after she tried and couldn't get me, (that was before my girlfriend slapped me tho), she gave up and everything was cool. Now I think about fucking this girl these days, think about rubbing my wet cold finger tips on her thighs while my dick is inside her wet pussy as I bang and kiss her the same time, think about watching her butt hole while fucking her in duggy style, or even eating her pussy and asshole in 69, but all these are mere imagination!

On Saturday, I met her with my girlfriend and my girlfriend suggested we go out on Sunday (being yesterday) and we came to an agreement. Then this happened, I kissed my girlfriend and then hugged her afterwards and her bestie was right beside her, she was wearing a top that exposes cleavages, so she pulled the top down to show a good portion of her boob it was really a good view but I quickly withdrew from hugging my girl and we had a short discussion before they both went home.

Now yesterday, we arrived 911 bar and club, we first had some drinks, while on the drink, I used this as an opportunity to touch her cos my girlfriend was sitting at the right side and she (intentionally) brought her sitter close to me, my girlfriend didn't notice anything tho,cos the place was kinda low lighted.


I stretched and started walking my hands on her thighs while at the same time cracking some jokes, which kept my girlfriend from noticing, her bestie looked at me and gave this stupid laughter ladies do laugh when something is going on, she laughed so loud and my girlfriend asked her what's wrong, I took off my hands immediately and continued with my drink, after a short while the unimaginable happened!

After a short while of jokes and laughter, this bestie started touching my legs, I got angry Tho, but I fell for it when she touched my dick area and her eyes widened as she looked at me, then I dipped my hands under her skirt feeling her pussy from her panties, then she said this loudly ( STOP TOUCHING ME JARE) I felt like disappearing that instant! my girlfriend suspected something this time and querried me, but I got my way around her and settle things.


No what I do not understand is why she did this, why did she scream so loud like she wasn't the first to touch me a second time? Did she do this to punish me for refusing her advances in the past when I was still faithful to my girlfriend

Brother, control your urges hell hath no fury like a woman's wrath if your girlfriend could slap you for looking at another woman what do you think she's going to do if she finds out you're sleeping with he BFF.

No matter how strong the urges are you should NEVER in your life play games with your girl's friends.

South Africans are suffering from post arpatheid syndrome and this is one of the symptoms.

She's thinking of weeping ex boyfriends what else.

aduoluwaseun:
http://aduoluwaseun..com.ng/2017/02/10-things-guys-need-to-stop-doing.html?m=1

Would it kill you if you just put it on the thread and drop the link below, this tactic you're using now doesn't work.

LordVoldemort:
I don't expect you to reason like a rational human cos you are blind by hate or you are just ignorant. I bet can bet, you don't even know the meaning of propaganda.

Ema egbami lowo awon omo 21st century ke
How is catch a theif red handed a propaganda

You believe the current government is seriously fighting corruption and you accuse me of being ignorant, you see a country being driven down a dark abyss since this administration took over you support them and you accuse me of being irrational. No one is against thieves being caught, what we want is a fair war on corruption not the one sided type currently being waged by the APC and by the way the Oxford dictionary defines propaganda as ideas or statements that may be false or exaggerated and that are used in order to gain support for a political leader, party etc.

The notion that PMB is fighting a fair war on corruption is absolutely false and based on the defunition above that qualifies as propaganda.

ISTANDWITHBUHAR:
LOL you guys will be left with your oyel soon, The north will have Oil, Cattle, Farm product etc..

Oyel?, did you graduate from primary school.

Not bas

oyinkinola:
...infact time is not money, your money can finish but time can never until you die, if we spend time instead of money we have an assurance of survival! because I may not have saving, means of earning, or hope of tommorow but with time I have time I can exploit to earn anything I need till the end of my life!

Your logic sounds like a plot device from a sci-fi flick, how exactly do you expect people to codify time into something spendable.

oyinkinola:
...the revolutionary step to replace money with time is on the way, but am not to that point yet, but for the urgency of the economic situation of the world and Nigeria in particular, we can spend time as we spend money to save human life!

Its like you don't understand the definition of money, the Oxford dictionary defines money as what you earn by working or selling things, and use to buy things so if you work and earn time coupons and use them to purchase goods and services those time coupons become money.

I would like to hear more views on this mods should do the needful cc Lalasticlala

HARDDON:

Aiit guys, lets do this together.

a) You Supply Hookup Places

b) I supply possible convo fUn lines. N their responses based on experience .

So

Drop places you mostly meet ladies , the 5th person to drop, wins d round! N id flow fun convo based on that.
After that we take inputs n questions, then move to d next round.

Perfect?

Round 1:
let the suggestions begin!

1.Girl in church

2.Walking on the street

LordVoldemort:
According to your warlord Reno this Andrew Yakubu is an APC fan

This is the 21st century I don't have a warlord and you should just open your eyes and get out of the blindfold of APC propaganda.

okomummy:
He suck hell outta her B***s

How does that help us.

Jeffrey12:
Return the kidney to her.

Correct

donmayorgroup:
Shortly after the Saturday night party, the Big Brother Naija house mates engaged themselves with the Truth or Dare game.

BBNaija housemates, Bassey was dared to suck Coco Ice n!pple which was gladly done by the house mates. Wawuuuuuu!!!!! Coco Ice always do the impossible!!! She pulled out the Orange and Bassey melted his mouth on it for 3 mins non stop. Hands up in the airrrrrrrrrr.

Watch video below:

NOTE that because the clip violates Youtube's guidelines, it has been taken down. If you really want o watch the clip, follow the LINK below to download the MP4.

Thank us later!

Continue Reading: http://www.michaeldoosblog.info/2017/02/full-video-bassey-sucks-coco-ices.html

cc: lalasticlala, mynd44

Could you please stop advertising this porn movie on nairaland.

Serves him right.

While having baby mamas and partying with whores, Davido God is watching you.

6. Sharing nude pics and home made porn online
The naija porn industry exists on social media.

oyinkinola:
...replace money with time in economy is not a rocket science! in any job you do you can replace money with time! a painter for example paint to earn his wants, if he paint your barbing salon and you pay him the time coupon a MCs pay you for his barbing and he pay his transport and food he wants, what's the burden there! and the most importan his time is not finish as money,if his coupon finish he has more times to devote for more coupon! ok

In other words the time coupon becomes money, replacing one form of money with another doesn't solve the problem.

midehill:
lol jes joking ooo...m not a medical doctor ooo...I know u would insult me

No harsh feelings brother I just think ladies can be asked out at any age, waiting till 25 won't make things easier for you.

LordVoldemort:
GEJ fire him while EFCC investigate since 2014? I hope u not serious

Thank God he said APC supported him when he was fired for having issues with dezani now it should be clear to all of you that the fight against corruption is not a witch hunt but a genuine fight to wipe the plague called corruption.

God bless Nigeria
God bless PMB
God bless good Nigerians

The fight against corruption us not a witch hunt really?, how many people on the other side have been tried so far or do you mean to say that there are no corrupt people in the APC.

vanbonattel:
Diversification in Nigeria means changing the location of oil wells from south to north.

At this rate maybe they'll move the cattle industry to the south.

OK we have heard her, but if she could offer it to Davido for free what stops her from offering it to African China and the rest.

I think African China should just stay in retirement click like if you agree share if you don't.