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So drilling oil in the north is part of the diversification drive of this government, okay we are watching.

FlirtyKaren:
Big Brother Naija housemate Thin Tall Tony is a married man with kids. Press play to watch what he did to Bisola and her body last night.
I really wonder how TTT's wife will feel watching this. Bisola doesn't even know Tony is married, not to talk of having kids.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/02/big-brother-naija-housemates.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkOPjtLinrc

lalasticlala

Could you please stop advertising this porn movie.

vowsng:
I just wish it could be interchanged, its just for the childrens sake, you hardly see beautiful dark skin children, but any fair kid is beautiful, unless forces from the village are at work.

That's not true I know a lot of beautiful dark skinned children, also the dark skins you're getting excited about now were once children and why do you want an interchange?. If all the guys around fell for light skins who would go for the dark ones.

TrapHedges:
ill get you a spoon..so you can eat my ass

I ain't gay so don't even bother.

midehill:
ode... u know nothing in biology

.m a medical doctor

You're a medical doctor and you're talking about menopause at 25, if what you said is true then you're living proof that this county's education system is a mess.

MadeInSpain2015:
SEX IS NOT FOR FUN...
SEX is a Spiritual bond (Soul tie)
How many men's/women's souls do you have inside of you? Every person you sleep with leaves a part of themselves with you. some of us think sex is for fun but you don't know that sex out of marriage is the greatest covenant that you can ever think of, Sexually transmitted demons are not something to play with and are harder to get rid of than diseases!!!! Soul ties are more powerful than you think. The right mate for you will PRAY on your soul not PREY on it. Women, God made u to be protected by your husband's and sex makes you feel married, even though you aren't. Sex is a spiritual bond because of the connection made during love making. Do you ever wonder what your soul looks like to GOD? Sex does more to the body than the eyes can see. Be careful who and what you allow your soul to tie to!!! This picture touched me...its well with us.

Let's hope people will learn cc Lalasticlala

For those of you who won't believe just read

http://time.com/3461485/how-previous-sexual-partners-affect-offspring/

http://www.medicaldaily.com/dna-sperm-ex-partners-lingers-female-flies-and-influences-genetics-her-offspring-305934

for those who don't believe that you can inherit personality traits from someone whose DNA is in you just read

http://www.redorbit.com/news/health/426766/one_in_ten_transplant_patients_inherit_personalities_of_their_organ/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/health/news/11393771/The-life-saving-operations-that-change-personalities.html

stphil:
please i need ur candid advice, wana have sex with diz girl i met two weeks ago, but shes insisting i mk it skin to skin witout condom, but me am afraid of std or unwanted pregnancy, i rili lyk to fvck her plz wat do i do,, ur advice please

You can start by learning to control your urges this is how people end up dead from STDS before they turn 30.

Fake boobs, fake butts and now fake camel toes I wonder what ladies will fake next.

TrapHedges:
Here is the list of things my gf is not allowed to do

1. She not allowed to have more than three male in her life..thats me, her father, her brother..if she got 2 brothers she better chose

2. She is not allowed to wash her mouth..am fine with the smell...if any other person can smell it they came too damn close

3 she is not allowed to go on vacation..if she wanna travel..she better pick a basket ball

4. She is not allowed to twerk..the only thing she should be clapping is her hands in church thanking God she has me

5. She is not allowed to love me from the buttom of her heart..wah she gon do with the top, love other niggas? No way

6. She is not allowed to use straw..the only pipe she should suck is mine

7. She is not allowed to solve trigonometry..wahs she tryna calculate, the angle she gon break my heart from? Tat aint happening

8. She is not allowed to like another niggas pic on ig..tats a hint

9. She is not allowed to ride bikes..the only thing she should riding ..be my dick

thats it

And what are the restrictions on you. Oh wait I got one

1. You must be sensible so you don't post rubbish online.

midehill:
guys stop chasing women of d age of 16 to 24...buh start chasing dem from age 25 upward...if dey no gree...mke I no wetin happen...wen menopause z knocking

Seriously, menopause is knocking at 25 you obviously don't know a thing about female biology.

vowsng:
Hello peeps, how are you all doing.

I mingle with both fair and dark skin ladies, but for a very long time now, i have had this strong obsession with dark skin ladies to the extent that whenever I'm with a fair skin, i dont mostly feel like I'm with a lady, i feel like I'm with a fellow guy, i dont find them attractive in anyway.

On the other hand, whenever i sight a dark skin girl from afar, i start having this unusual feeling of affection, especially those ebony with glitering dark colour.

The problem is that i cant imagine myself giving birth to a kid with dark skin colour, it pisses me off seing kids that are dark, but if this obsession continues, i doubt if i wont marry a dark skin girl, which will inturn give rise to dark skin kids, though I'm a bit fair.

Please does any one feel this same way? Is there a remedy, most times i have instant erection at the sight of a dark skin girl.
Any solution to this?

I don't think there's anything you can do about it cause we're wired in different ways, I'm wired to have a preference for light skinned women and you're wired to get excited looking at dark skins. Just enjoy what nature gave to you brother and what's wrong with having beautiful dark skinned babies.

Nigeria's spot on the list will probably be worse when APC finishes their tenure.

There is no easy walk to freedom this is just one of the prices you have to pay.

Some ladies still won't understand.

oyinkinola:
also you can spend your extral time to have more coupon and by so doing you boost your income! ok

In other words if you don't work for the government you can't earn a decent living, and you tell me you're not a communist.

oyinkinola:
...haa! right, as a private entrepreneur like barber & co with time coupon payment you will accept the coupon as you accept money and you will spend the coupon you accept for your needy also you can spend your extral time to have more coupon and by so doing you boost your income! ok

So in other words only those who work for the government will be able to afford the services of a barber, hmm I pity dry cleaners and painters and MCs I wonder how they'll cope.

Passy089:
Me and my Girl use to chat and call each other frequently when we newly started dating ..but along the the line the calls,texts,chats etc started decreasing, I call her everyday,I am always the one to chat her up on chats.. but she stopped calling or chating me,she can stay online for hours without even bothering to say hi unless I say it 1st ,when I ask, she will say No airtime or that she has been busy or that she usually appear online anytime her data is on while she's offline ,sometimes when I decide not to call or chat her for 3-4 days she won't even bother to know why? yet she still swore she's not seeing anyone else but me .

Guys I'm confused ,Advice please!!

Brother you've handed her your balls, you've become needy and desperate, you're super available and because of that she's taking you for granted. You need to regain control of the relationship follow this thread below and read up all the pages to find answers to all questions you could possibly have on this issue.

https://www.nairaland.com/2893475/dating-drills-guys-only

This other thread is more of a summary and not as detailed as the other
but it also contains some useful information.

https://www.nairaland.com/396243/how-maintain-control-woman

You have to detach yourself from her as soon as possible, a woman like that is dangerous and can do anything so if you have to change your name and go live in the westside my brother do it.

Mowoe:
Holy! Holy!! Holy!!!
Lord God Almighty!
I Greet your Holy Office!

Don't I'm not the Pope

Celebrity BS

kennyart2015:
guess who

You got some skills brother, keep up the good work.

Reno Omokri is on point, APC members can wail all they want doesn't change the fact that the truth will always be the truth.

OK dumb people wasting money again, we've seen it before.

Nigerians never cease to amaze, convicted looters being given grand receptions (sigh).

oyinkinola:
...a jobless is jobless because of what?
an ailment who die or suffer from disease is suffering because of what?
a trader who is crying of no patronage is because of what?
a hunger who is hungry is because of what?
a student who abandoned the school is because of what?
all the revenue collected by government is meant for what?
so if I can pay with "time coupon of any time I spend for government and spend the coupon to pay my school fee where is the problem?

Following your plan would be the end of private entrepreneurship and initiative, if coupons are issued based on time spent working for the government what is the self employed barber going to use to feed himself ?.

saydfact:
Below are five (5) Interesting facts you should know about the dreaded HIV and AIDS disease:


1. Do you know that AIDS can take as much as ten years before it starts to manifest? It means a person infected with HIV may look and even feel healthy for that much years, during this period he/she can still transmit the virus to someone else. New discovery medicines can help a person stay healthier for even longer periods of time, however, the person will remain infected with HIV.


2. HIV can also be transmitted when the skin is cut or pierced using an unsterilized needle, razorblade, knife, syringe or any other tool. It means those who inject themselves with drugs or have s€x with drug users are at high risk of becoming infected with HIV.


3. Those who have S€xually Transmitted Infections (STIs) are at greater risk of being infected with HIV. People with STIs should are advised to seek prompt and immediate treatment and avoid s€xual intercourse or practice safer s€x (non-penetrative s€x or s€x using a condom). They are also advised to inform their partners.


4. A HIV positive person can have HIV-free children, this is made possible with advances in medicine making it possible for an HIV positive parent to have a normal and uninfected child. The mother to be only need take the appropriate medication and advice from a qualified consultant doctor during her pregnancy. These medications help in preventing the crossing over of the virus from mother to baby. It means with proper care, an HIV positive person can have a perfectly healthy baby.


5. People with HIV can still have s€x. Most people believe that once infected with HIV / AIDS they will never have s€x again. A person can have s€x but with protection. Since the places that the virus can easily spread is trough the va-gi-na and a-nus, using a quality condom is the best option.


Remember: Say NO  to stigmatization against people living with HIV / AIDS. 


Copied from: www.palmchatnow.com

Send this message to the fvvck boys and bad girls they need it the most.

And we supposedly have a government fighting corruption.

oyinkinola:
pls, pls, pls don't misinterpret me; am not the advocate of communist nor the capitalist am against using people as slave, what am try to explain to you is that everything in life can be gain with time, money is not a necessity!you have your time always that you can spend to have anything you what!
if the government is wait for money to carry out their fonction for people it's baseless!
government can issued a "time coupon" for those who devoted their time for public service!
and the same coupon can be used like money! I think you understand now!

Money is not a necessity, without money how do you expect governments to run and don't say coupons cause that only happens in sci-fi movies and novels.

olaolulazio:
Making guys cum without going to females house.

It helps in seeing fast nude .

May the Lord help you.

YellowEyeBalls:
but seriously I had no feelings for the girl that greeted me...

That means nothing to some women out there.

oyinkinola:
Those who hope that Nigeria economic situation will revive soon should tell when?
The capitalist, the owner of money had hold on their vault, and they were not ready to ease the surfrance of the people soon why hope where thereis non! the economic situation of today is beyond the management of any political party in Nigeria! so only the sole way out of this economic woe is to adopt what every Nigerian have and ready to give up for the service of the nation and their own profit......TIME!
why killing time for money?
why joblessness for money?
why hunger for money?
why dying of illness for money?
etc
pls! pls pls wake up
the price ofoil will not improve soon!
the investors were not comming soon
it's better to killed money before it's exterminate humanity

Communists in Nigeria, unexpected.