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Religion / Re: Anambra Pastor Burns The Ukolo Uga Shrine... (Photo) by Jacobee(m): 9:35pm On Aug 13, 2015
Afam4eva:
That pastor should be locked up.
for what bro?
Religion / Re: Stephanie Rose: I Would Rather Burn In Hell Than Worship A Monster Called God by Jacobee(m): 10:32pm On Aug 04, 2015
Let it be known dat whether or not we worship GOD, it DOESN'T CHANGE HIM FROM GOD...... Am nt bothered, when d time comes she will be d one to admit dat D LORD HE IS GOD nd HELL IS REAL
Education / Re: What School Did This Guys Graduate From? by Jacobee(m): 2:01am On Jul 11, 2015
University of defence academic sambisa
Politics / Re: Another Blast In Maiduguri by Jacobee(m): 12:47am On Jun 23, 2015
Buchukwu:
Bokoharam should please destroy the zoo called Nigeria. A full war will be declared on the zoo whenever bokoharam bombs Biafra.
if u dnt ve sometin good to say y nt be quiet so pple won't see d fool in u? U think war is child's play. Go see countries raged by civil war, then u will undstd dat we need to be one.
Religion / Re: “These Top Nigerian Pastors Are Candidates Of Hell Fire” – 7rys Old Girl. by Jacobee(m): 2:38pm On Mar 03, 2015
lipsrsealed no comment
Family / Re: His Friend And His Wife Are Having An Affair! by Jacobee(m): 11:41am On Mar 02, 2015
turn to God for advise
Politics / Re: Military Seize Food, Logistics Meant For Boko Haram by Jacobee(m): 12:07pm On Feb 27, 2015
UrennaNkoli:

Who else do u expect ........
. dat doesnt ans d question
Family / Re: Nigerian Parents Give Birth To White Baby (Photos) by Jacobee(m): 3:40pm On Feb 25, 2015
drnairalov:
lol ve seen dis b4, this gist is as stale as planet earth, una don dey recycle news..the way it I sposted one would think it happened recently, this dates back to 4 years ago

anyways since no news

laaaaaaaaaaaf it out!!!

An Igbo man had no child, no money, no home and a blind mother. He prayed to God, and God moved by his prayers,told him 2 make only 1 wish which will b granted! The Igbo man prayed thus: God,I want my mother to see my wife putting Diamond bangles on my children's hands in our new mansion! Then God said, Damn! I still have a lot to learn from these Igbo people

I try abi undecided
guy u funny sha............. cant stop laughing
Politics / Re: 'I Knew When Gov. Amaechi Was Wearing A Cloth Everyday For 3 Days' - FFK by Jacobee(m): 5:34pm On Feb 23, 2015
zimoni:
FFK is angry.

Give it to them hot FFK.


Jonathan Till 2019.
. sorry to say but if you were to be in GEJ position i believe u will be ten times as worse as he is
Romance / Re: Reasons Why Many Nigerian Ladies Are Ill-mannered by Jacobee(m): 9:40am On Feb 12, 2015
3cycle:
When your mates are out there hustling, you sit all day typing nonsense and expect her to worship you?
So Sad.
can u tel me what is so nonsensical abt this write-up? so sad many Nigerian ladies are even worse than this.
Education / Re: FG Breaks-Off ASUU Negotiation, To Introduce Student Loans by Jacobee(m): 11:40pm On Aug 28, 2013
Una c say FG don dae mad. What is d meaning of infiltration by opposition? Nonsense! Nonsense!! Well i dnt blame dem since dia children re nt affected, y wont dey say such nonsense? Honourable men keep their words, now i knw there is nothing honourable abt dis thiefs(FG).
Celebrities / Re: EXPOSED! Rihanna Reveals That Cristiano Ronaldo Is Gay Man...see Evidence HERE! by Jacobee(m): 9:32pm On Aug 17, 2013
demelza: God forbid! My future baby daddy can never be gay.
keep dreaming. Continue to live in d world of fantasy
Crime / Re: Man Burnt To Death For Impregnating Mother, Daughter by Jacobee(m): 11:03pm On Aug 12, 2013
chimchim1: the title is misleading: u didn't tell us whether d mother or the daughter is pregnant
U re right. We were not told whether or not both woman re pregnant. D deceased is a very stupid man. Y moda nd daughter at d same time
Politics / Re: Abacha’s Daughter Under-Fire For Attacking Soyinka by Jacobee(m): 5:16pm On Jul 20, 2013
Guy u knw what i hate most in my life, Phalasy. What u ve just done is d phalasy of hasty generalization
masu: who even told you guys that other nigerian tribe value wole soyinka.
we have not forgoten his establishment of confraternity in this country.

how manytimes hav yoruba people insult other tribes icon? Babangida, buhari, Abacha, Ojukwu, Danjuma etc.
how many of their kins men do you guys see outside rabbling about like mad people.

i use to like you guys but i can see that you guys are too tribal to be liberal.
i blv from now that wat ibo people are saying about you guys is true.

you guys are too sentimental, emotional, tribalists and childish to relate with. all this irretates.
Politics / Re: Patience Ignores Protocol & Exchanged Pleasantries Before Jonathan by Jacobee(m): 12:49am On Jul 18, 2013
This woman is really embrassing our president.
Politics / Re: Patience Ignores Protocol & Exchanged Pleasantries Before Jonathan by Jacobee(m): 12:34am On Jul 18, 2013
KwoiZabo: it is the man at the rear can't you see the Army Lt. Colonel behind him? he has not allowed Presidency make him loose respect for his wife so as usual its Ladies first but as educated and exposed as soyinka is he has no respect for women so he has used three women already and presently none of them is with him.
. Sorry to say, if u were in Patience's shoes u ll do d same. In dis case it is nt ladies first. Take correction
Politics / Re: Obahiagbon To Patience - "Wole Is Far From The Problem, Your English Is" by Jacobee(m): 12:52pm On Jul 15, 2013
9ja_I_hail:

Soyinka to me remain the only yoruba man alive i respect, for the fact that i respect him was the reason i felt so disappointed with the way he descended so low with the name calling with GEJ wife.. What stop him addressing the issue at hand without asking the woman to be a lady before being a first lady.. Now we the admirers of prof expected the woman not to react? Hello bro i am not a hypocrites, i refused to side prof on this.
Sorry i am nt insulting u bt u shld ve undastood his statement b4 deciding wheda it is an insult or nt
Food / Re: Guys Who Claim They Are Wonderful Cooks- See Your Handwork! by Jacobee(m): 2:22pm On Jul 14, 2013
olamisegbe: Cos 10 ladies cooked for you nd it's gud doesn't mean all Ladies can cook.also cos 2 guys cooked for you ( sorri almst poisoned you) doesn't mean all guys can't cook.
Thank u bro, i ve met guys who re better cooks than ladies. I ve equally met ladies who ll cook 4 u nd u lick the plate after eating.
Food / Re: Guys Who Claim They Are Wonderful Cooks- See Your Handwork! by Jacobee(m): 1:53pm On Jul 14, 2013
DailyNews: I am boiling inside as I type this. I had been served by different female cooks here for long now, and honestly, I have never had any problem with their meals, but for the second time 2 different male cooks prepared my meal, I didn't eat 10% of the meal. Not because I like meals prepared by female cooks or whatsoever, but because the handworks of the male cooks were very absurd.

Take a look at the picture I attached, it is a snap shot of fried egg a male cook prepared for me this morning, can u imagine what this guy served me as fried egg? Is this fried or oiled egg pls

If not for mankind, I would have...

The last time, it was indomie that another male cook prepared and it was horrible. I was forced to post this out of anger becos some guys will come here tomorrow claiming to be the best cook in the world, who knows if these very guys serving me shits are also amongst those that brag of their cooking prowees on nairaland.

Just because one or two fortunate guys can cook good food doesn't mean all men can cook. Just becos u were lucky to cook a good soup by chance doesn't make u a wonderful cook pls. Stop poisoning people's stomachs pls and pls.

I have a friend that always brag that he can cook better than any girl, but believe me, whenever I visit him and he prepares a certain meal, for instance, egusi soap or his usual fried rice delicacy, I usually have running stomach because he doesn't even know how to measure each ingredient. Every ingredient is always in excess, and for that, I don't ever dare eat in his house except his fiance is around.

Pls guys, cooking is God's gift to women, forget the fact that modern and western civilisation have spoilt the world and deceived some women to abandon and shy-away from their natural gift, women remain the best cooks the whole world over, so all these male cook champions, pls stop deceiving yourselves and stop poisoning your stomach and other people's stomach.

And to all the ladies dancing and singing around: my boyfriend can cook, my fiance is a good cook, wait until he poisons your stomach with concussion one day, then u will realise the need for u to drive him away from that kitchen.

Nonsense!!!!
dont u have hands y dnt u do d cooking urself. Nonsense! I mean nonsense, this shldnt be in front page

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Romance / Re: 10 Lies Women Tell Men! by Jacobee(m): 11:02pm On Jul 12, 2013
tellwisdom: Foollllish Nigerian gurls lie too much...One was actually asking me for 10 million undecided
u lie give her say u be senator or wat? Ur lie big pass women own
Career / Re: How To Be Young And Successful - Nigerian Career by Jacobee(m): 10:48pm On Jul 04, 2013
lekkie073: If u r in a rush to be successful at a young age, why not try money ritual. angry
guy u funny oo. But money ritual is nt d best. Gods timing matters in life
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Jonathan & Amaechi In Port-Harcourt by Jacobee(m): 1:45pm On Jun 30, 2013
Lol.... I tried doing d same tin bt became fed up
Health / Re: 10 Signs to know that Death Is Near by Jacobee(m): 12:43am On Jun 12, 2013
Only GOD ALMIGHTY knows when a person ll die. Repent of ur sins accept Jesus nd lead a godliness den no one ll be afraid of death.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh: Role Model Or Nuisance? by Jacobee(m): 12:39am On May 14, 2013
She is d worst of nuisances known to me
Politics / Re: My Oga At The Top: NSCDC Replaces Shem With Adesuyi As Lagos Commandant by Jacobee(m): 11:39pm On Apr 02, 2013
Dospix: I don't know if they did.
Politics / Re: My Oga At The Top: NSCDC Replaces Shem With Adesuyi As Lagos Commandant by Jacobee(m): 11:37pm On Apr 02, 2013
His oga at d top finally sacked him so there is no one to ask! Bt waiteee what about Mrs Ebele bomb shell. Y dem no fire her?
Politics / Re: My Oga At The Top: NSCDC Replaces Shem With Adesuyi As Lagos Commandant by Jacobee(m): 11:36pm On Apr 02, 2013
His oga at d top finally sacked him so there is no to ask! Bt waiteee what about Mrs Ebele bomb shell. Y dem no fire her?

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