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hehehe longer throat to the hot seat of the toilet

nahwire he looks so unkept like a destitute God forgive me

statement of result

call up letter

passports

clears throat and continues sipping my alomo

simple yet classy long live the king

vp: honey you know ur d only woman av ever been with in bed?
wife: dada tell me something i didn't know

hmmmmm you know av never cheated on you, wife:hmm tell me something i don't know

looks better on the dark skin but the over size nature of breezy own makes it look cool.. breezy all the way


ftc

yes o to my beautiful and lovely twin sister i say a big congrats to you and happy p.o.p

kosovo:
Funny...

One scenario here.. Her ex spent his life savings training the girl to school. She later tells the guy she can't marry a low-life..

Beaks Up, then spreads her wedding invitation..

Girls should be careful.. Guys are emotional being even if they don't show it often. They can kill when their emotion is provoked.

RIP to the deceased.

yes o same thing was telling some1 about i mean if only people know what guys go through emotionally or the level of domestic violence we go through they would be mute and much more sensible

nzgal:
Its in India oh, they hardly respect the women there. I wonder what police are investigating further, maybe they want to determine if she was actually having an affair so they would reduce the murder charge and give him probable cause. No matter what happens, in India, the man always wins

choi i pray things change for the better

yes o there's dignity in labour as long as it doesn't inflict pain on the next man beside you and it provides you with the basic amenities of life

hehe fine children nah d papa come wowo

GogetterMD:
Go to Shendam LGA in Plateau state, You will find more women on motorcycles than men

hehe my fellow jos person how far

yup life's all about choices you sacrifice one to pursue the one your heart truly wants and put God first in it. what really matter is making the right sacrifice so yoj don't end up in regrets.

1.) try as much as possible not to copy and paste


2.) have an editor scrutinize your work


3.) work only when your not under any pressure


4.) work in a conducive atmosphere


5.) pick a particular topic to work on write on


6.) google is your best friend


7.) pray to God for wisdom

this is the definition of uturu gbeke hehe

hehe the goat lean like PMB o

this definitely has to make FP i mean things like this are what constantly remind us that there a God up in the sky who can't be imitated,limitated or never be anyone's mate.

nah wire are u sure that ain't panama city where there is no law and order cuz i mean which kind liver be that? for broad day light u dey carry human head dey waka up and down hehe nah wire o

hehe ota PMB this story is corruption of the highest order oya set up panel to investigate the paper

she always looks flawless and effortlessly make looking good a simple walk over but the only thing be say make she try marry or atleast have a child.. uhhmmm sip coffe but thats none of business

woah this is a monumental loss to the country an icon has been lost he was indeed a very hardworking man who came up from the grass roots to the hilltop may God repose his soul

wish Nigeria could just take a cue from this developed countries i mean the continually strive for perfection even tho they are really near perfect. Really beautiful bridge uta stunning

the rate at which humans have no value for the lives of other lesser beings now is alarming i mean enough of the killings

Instant noodles have more or less become a staple in Nigeria, especially among children. It can be prepared in just a few minutes. The high food demand, due principally to the increasing population and urbanisation, the severe shortage of time on the part of bachelors, spinsters and working mothers, the general change in feeding habits and increasing westernisation have combined to make the eating of instant noodles very popular.

Instant noodles have repeat sales tendency and the transportation cost per Naira value of the product is low. So apart from producing to satisfy local demand, one can embark on export to earn scarce foreign exchange. Currently in Nigeria, we are aware of only one or two producers. So there is more than enough room for new entrants into this line of business.

RAW MATERIALS The major raw material is wheat powder having ash content of between 0.5 and 0.4%. Others are carbonic salt, common salt and lard (oil). Carbonic salt water gives the noodles special stickiness, elasticity, smoothness and taste, while lard is for frying. Common slat helps make the noodles homogeneous, regulates the stickiness and adds salty taste.
Other flavouring or seasoning additives include onion powder, MSG, Hydrolysed vegetable protein (preferably soybean-based), chilli powder, phosphoric acid, salt, starch powder, etc. The noodles can be fortified by adding industry-ap­ proved quantities of such vitamins as B and D.
The flavourings (called soup) are usually packed separately in small cellophane before being enclosed in the packaged fried noodles. For packing, one needs poly-cellophane (300 mm x 190 mm), carton boxes (which may contain about 30 pieces) and packing tape. One can see that virtually all the raw materials needed can be obtained locally. The rest can be imported.

EQUIPMENT The machinery and equipment needed are: Noodle making machine Measuring and cutting equipment Fryer Cooling equipment Accessories- steam boiler, edible and heavy oil tanks, kneader base, chimney and furnace materials.
The first four items will be imported and come in one block. Utilities like electricity (35kwh), heavy oil (40kg) and steam (200kg) are needed. A standby generator of appropriate capacity is a must to ensure adequate power supply.

PRODUCTION PROCESS Nine distinct processes are involved in the production of noodles and these are briefly described below. Wheat powder and additives are dissolved in carbonic salt solution for about 10 to 15 minutes making sure that the quantity of water and salt is such that the required viscosity is maintained, as this is influenced by atmospheric temperature.
The noodles are now cut and the weight calculated, bearing in mind dough thickness, weight and the conditions under which the dough was made. The cut-measured noodles are now steamed. During this process, the protein in the dough changes to alpha-protein because of heat.
This makes the dough strips stickier and smoother in just one minute and under the steam pressure of 1.5-2.5kg/cm.
On getting out of the measure cut machine, the noodles curl and are now put in cases in order to prevent deformation during frying. The cased noodles are fried. This process eliminates mois­ ture, secures a permanent form for the noodles and promotes the process of alphanisation. This takes 1 to 1.5 minutes at a temperature of 140oC-150oC.
The fried noodles are then cooled with air in order to solidify the lard (oil) used in frying, which has now fixed on the surface of the strip noodles. After this, they are packaged in polycellopahne bags measuring 300cm x 190cm before being packed in carton boxes containing 30 packs of noodles.
The cartons are cello taped and the instant noodles are ready for the market after they have been inspected for form, quality, colour and weight.

LABOUR The total number of people needed to run one shift of production is 18 and includes workers of various skills. Being a food processing business, the investor should ensure proper hygiene and adequate recruitment and training of the relevant skilled line staff.

IMPLEMENTATION Implementing this project will take the following steps: Commissioning the preparation of a comprehensive feasibility study Acquisition and development of the project site Erection of the factory and buildings Sourcing for funds Purchasing project vehicles Recruiting and training relevant staff Purchasing and installing the machinery, equipment and necessary utilities Test running and commissioning of the factory for commercial operation.
Food processing is the industry of the future, particularly in a country where the relevant industrial raw materials are abundant. This project is highly recommended to serious industrialists as it will attract financing from industrial development banks because of its prof­ itability, innovativeness, value added advantages, future prospects and overall effects in the development of the economy.

thanks ma pipu for the corrections sorry was Nairaland that scattered it o

1. SCRAPPED EYEBROW REPLACED WITH PENCIL DRAWINGS:

God is the greatest artist and every
lady must understand that having your eyebrow
on your face gives you a natural distinctive
beauty and yes it is allowed to shape it as you
want but scraping it off and replacing it with a
eye pencil drawing can never make you as
naturally beautiful as the original makes you.


2. SCRAPPED NATURAL EYELASHES REPLACED WITH FAKE DOLL LIKE EYELASHES :

I really don't know what many ladies think when they remove a beautiful
natural eyelashes to replace it with a funny
looking doll like one. Believe it or not,the natural
eyelashes have a function that the artificial can
never be able to perform and if you must
know,having your natural eyelashes on gives your
eyes a more alluring look than the fake and
funny looking barbie like one. You are human for
crying out loud so remain as one.

SCARY COLOURFUL CONTACT LENSES:


don't even know how to describe this one but trust me, i even
fear ladies that use such because it gives me an
idea that such a lady is very mean to herself
because how can a lady use another lens to
cover the original one without even the fear of
going blind?Please save yourself the sermon of
how painless it is and face fact.Its better for me
to be with a blind lady than one who willingly
decides to make herself blind by endangering her
eye lenses.I can't stress this enough.


4. IRREGULAR PIERCINGS:

Irregular piercings: This is a hard turn off for
me and when i see a lady having more than one
hole on each ear,im like "this one is over
exposed" and when i now see another hole in the
upper ear region,nose,lips and so on i just give
up on such and consider her as a real hustler
(Guys know what i mean). Except maybe you are
a northerner or from some countries that makes
it a norm i do not see any sense in having all
your face pierced and some even go the length
of piercing their tongue and kini and i just
wonder how some men will open their arms to
such woman and cal them sweet heart,no be
me..lai lai!


5. BLEACHED OR OVER CREAMED BODY AND FACE:

Bleached or over creamed body and face : As a
guy have you ever moved close to ladies who
have used cream to change their skin color in
the name of toning up or some bleached bodies?
i can't comprehend how guys dating or married
to such cope because the smell of their
denatured skin nutrients is so appalling and i
wonder how it will be when they go unclad.
There are micro organisms that are natural flora
of the skin and these microbes are every
harmless and they fight of many things from our
skin and by the time you use bleaching and
cream kill these helpful microbes, what is left is
a helpless skin that will be exposed to different
external harmful germs and the resultant effect
is a smelly skin and of-course many bleached
bodies end up in disaster.
Abeg if you are a lady reading this please avoid
bleaching or using strong cream for your body in
the name of toning.There us a natural body
fragrance that turn men on in ladies so please
maintain that fragrance and use mild cream to
maintain and bring out your natural color without
crossing the delicate line.


6. TATTOOED BODIES:

Some guys claim they get turned on by seeing tattoos on their women and i
just shake my head because i do not see any
correlation between tattoo and beauty, Call me
archaic but i don't see why i will be wowed by a
lady who draws tattoo on delicate areas that
only her man should see and i get wowed by
that and even if the tattoo is drawn at a
comparatively exposed part of the body it still
does not add up for me because keeping your
body clean and void of unnecessary drawings in
the name of tattoos will make more sense and
even make you look alluring.trust me, real men
get turned off when they see tattoos on a lady;s
body especially some parts of her body that
should not be seen by all.


7. EXCESSIVE USE OF JEWELRIES AND ACCESSORIES:

Excessive use of jewelries and accessories:
Some ladies are obsessed with wearing 5neck
chains at a time,hand chain,leg chain,rings on all
fingers and so on habba na wettin? please no
man wants to have an idea that you will spend
all his money on buying jewelries or be the type
that may use all her life savings on purchasing
jewelries. Use jewelries moderately and you will
look even more beautiful.


8. EXCESSIVE MAKEUP:

Sometimes i believe that ladies who make up actually make up for what
they do not have. You don't need to look like a
masquerade to prove a point and guys get
turned on seeing a lady in her natural state that
after she has packaged her face to look sweet.
Little wonder why a man divorced a lady and
took her to court because he felt she hid her
true look from him and made him believe she
was pretty just to find out after marriage that he
has entered one chance. Abeg be more natural
than artificial and a man who will love and want
you wil always come.


9. INDECENT DRESSINGS:

I can't even stress this enough.Many ladies go about unclad yet with
cloths on and i do not see why any reasonable
and responsible man will put a ring on such a
lady except there is another motive. Guys love
to imagine what is under those attires so please
don't show us everything.


If every lady is asked to state the type of man
they want, they will readily use the words " i want
a real man " and then i wonder how unreal they
can ever be. A lady who uses fake eyelashes,
eye lenses,nails,and so on should wish for a fake
man and not a real man.


My advice is that every lady should try to look as
natural as she can because real men love ladies
who look natural and if every lady reading this
wants to really confirm this write up please do
this..If you are "guilty" of any of the things i
wrote above just ask your man his sincere view
about it and hear his response.
I hope this makes sense.

cc lalasticlala seun tosyne2much ibime airforce1 ishilove

espionage48:
I did mine in 2013.we have been paid since June.i rep Unizik

woah thats great man how much were u paid

am following bro

choi nah wire o so no be small money this peeps dey pay God help upcoming artist