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Foreign AffairsRe: Venezuelan President Maduro Flashes A Peace Sign After Arriving The US (video) by Jakarta: 10:39pm On Jan 04
This is total rubbish and flagrant abuse of power, how can the US wake-up from nowhere and capture a sitting president of another nation? Who made them police over the world? What are Venezuela allies like Russia, and China even doing about this? The US can't be acting like God without any resistance from other nations.
RomanceRe: These Girls Are On Cloud 50000 by Jakarta: 6:37pm On Jan 04
ShalliFvckMe:
Them deyy side but I have never been to brothel. I want to try it this night. Please can you give me s open make I no go looseguard for there
Not a complete brothel though, weed and open smoking is not allowed, the cheapest room in the hotel is 18k, all fully booked by olosho. There will always be a mugu fee for a first timer, you just have to shine your eyes, else dem go bill your pocket empty.
RomanceRe: These Girls Are On Cloud 50000 by Jakarta: 6:34pm On Jan 04
Uptheante:
Which place is that?
You too like olosho, go marry.
RomanceRe: These Girls Are On Cloud 50000 by Jakarta: 3:41pm On Jan 04
That's normal in where I live, short time is 10k, take home is 30k. But with short time you don't get to pay any hotel bill. There is an over 120 room hotel in my area, fully occupied by whores. 2 - 3 girls can share a room, and when any of the girls have a customer, the other 2 will excuse her.

It is a full time job for them here, and these girls even have serious boyfriends. All in all, yahoo boys made their olosho business a very lucrative and thriving one.
Foreign AffairsRe: Throwback: When US Tried It In Africa In 1993, It Was Disaster And Humiliation by Jakarta: 3:14pm On Jan 04
Mirasteel:
Shut up!
Fly lost Akpa.
Foreign AffairsRe: Throwback: When US Tried It In Africa In 1993, It Was Disaster And Humiliation by Jakarta: 11:14am On Jan 04
Una don start again oh, when kasala burst, u go run go your village forest go stay inside ant hill oh. Ordinary rag tag bandits are running us local here.
BusinessRe: Can I Survive In Nigeria If I Make $10 Daily - My Wife Included by Jakarta: 11:04am On Jan 04
Episode22:
Thanks so much. I just started earning and have already earned $175. What business can I open for my wife, and how long before I save for such business.
In terms of business you and her needs to explore options, check her strengths and weakness. For me I always lean towards anything women fashion, because from my experience with side chicks (no tell my wife oh lol!!) their billing always involve buying clothes, shoes, hair even more than food. For saving that depends on your intended starting scale though I recommend starting low. Before you pick any business option, you should first do some feasibility studies, keep starking the $$, that's one sweet thing about living in Nigeria.
FamilyRe: Hope This Is Not An Issue by Jakarta: 10:56am On Jan 04
Washing sperm of her vagina does not change anything because sperm enters the vaginal immediately after ejaculation within seconds.

Once sperm moves past the vaginal opening into the cervix, (which happens as soon as you ejaculate) if she likes let her use a full Gepee water tank to wash her vagina, it can not reach or remove it, sperm will respond with odeshi I mount here gidigba. Sperm cells can survive even more than 24 hours on a female reproductive tract.

I recommend the both of you taking notes of her ovulation period, and making sex around that period, because she is more fertile during that period, as such there is a high chance of pregnancy. And you too should check if your sperm count is low.

Take my advice with a pinch of salt because I'm not a medical doctor, just that anything reproduction in biology and agricultural science in secondary school always turned me on then. In reproduction teacher never ask question I don raise hand to answer lol!!.
BusinessRe: Can I Survive In Nigeria If I Make $10 Daily - My Wife Included by Jakarta: 10:29am On Jan 04
Yes you can, but you have to find an alternative source of income, also your wife should be fully engaged in one business or the other instead of sitting & crossing her legs occupying the office of full time house wife.

And most importantly on no account should you rely on such earning, a single Google update can cause serious issues on your blog.

I Was printing money with bet365 early last year, and I felt on top of the world, untill bet365 made some restrictive update. If I didn't had a backup plan, I would have been selling crayfish in my village by now.
Foreign AffairsRe: Scam: Ghanaian Prophet Ebo Noah Predicted Flood On Dec 25, Arrested by Jakarta: 8:11am On Jan 04
Mugu fall guy man chop. The guy has flooded his accounts with his believers funds. You go fear billing format. Don't be surprised if his followers ended up protesting his arrest.
PoliticsRe: Trump Can't Capture Tinubu, Nigeria Is Not Venezuela by Jakarta: 12:34pm On Jan 03
Trouble maker, no go hype Tinubu and our disgraced country of concern enter trouble oh!!! you dey hear me so?
Foreign AffairsRe: Thank-you TRUMP! by Jakarta: 12:23pm On Jan 03
BIZNess123:
Shame on you op...


US has been destabilizing countries over the world...

While China has been building nations
China building which nations? Even though I don't like the US bullying of other nations, China would have done worst if they were in US position. Wahala for weak nations.
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Will Have Constant, Reliable Power Supply In 2026 – Minister by Jakarta: 2:27am On Jan 03
Constant and reliable power supply kee you there, no be ur fault.
TV/MoviesRe: Top 10 Richest Youtubers by Jakarta: 12:44pm On Jan 02
SpaceX:
Sometimes money is not everything....


Xin Nian Kuai Le
Yes oh, that is why I don't want everything, I want only money and lots of it. I'm not that greedy to want everything,.
AgricultureRe: How Farming Killed My Dad by Jakarta: 10:41am On Jan 02
Cedagrochemical:
Okay Mr Metaphysical, I don hear you

For me, I feel like my Dad invested all his money in just one business which led to the catastrophe. If he had split that money in 3 places, invested one in the broiler business which didn't require his presence as my mum and siblings were on ground to manage it, put one part of the money in his account like a fixed deposit and the third part to chase his risky life ambition. I am so certain the story would have ended a different way

It's high time we learn from people's mistakes rather than tagging every failure as spiritual which is common to Black people especially Nigerians.
We are spiritual and yet the poorest race. This isn't because we aren't educated or lack mineral resources. It's because our minds are too closed up. Our reasoning is closed up as well
The countries who are less likely to attribute a disaster to spiritualism are all doing great and excelling while we the spiritual ones are wallowing in poverty
Typical African for you, you mistakenly hit your toes on a stone, it is spiritual, you were running in a dream it is spiritual, everything to them Is spiritual. Yet a pastor is billing them on a steady basis.
RomanceRe: Loan Apps Want To Kill Me Before My Time by Jakarta: 9:11am On Jan 02
Onigbese go and pay your debts. Loan apps are not doing giveaway, Mr borrow borrow.
BusinessRe: SCAM ALERT! I Just Got Scammed: Read So That You Don’t Fall For It Too by Jakarta: 9:04am On Jan 02
justyhere:
Yeah I agree. But I mentioned that they paid the first and second ROI. I thought it was legit
Yeah they paid the first and second, sometimes even 3rd - fifth so they can fully enable the greed button, and disable the sense of reasoning button.
BusinessRe: SCAM ALERT! I Just Got Scammed: Read So That You Don’t Fall For It Too by Jakarta: 7:15am On Jan 02
Your greed got the better part of you. This is the popular and old pig butchering format.
FamilyRe: Stunning photos Of Three Generations On New Year's Day by Jakarta: 12:02am On Jan 02
Lovely, wishing you long life and prosperity.
FoodRe: This Was Our First Meal For The Year 2026—What Was Your First Meal for the Year? by Jakarta: 11:59pm On Jan 01
Thank God, I won't be eating like this everyday, else obesity, and constipation for gather me beat better beat. Those women, wan kill me with food. Let me come and be going because I cannot come and kill myself with food.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mali, Burkina Faso Impose Reciprocal Travel Ban On US Citizens by Jakarta: 11:52pm On Jan 01
Fearlez:
were talking practicality with substance not social media fad and buzz which you're deeply invested in for the sake of feeling alive after the real world has shocked you with your fake airs of "gonna" and "wanna"
Ogbeni he asked you a question, why don't you answer the question he asked, thereby educating him on what he doesn't know?

Yes majority will agree that these countries need US, more than the US needs them. But you can't push me to the wall, and not expect me to fight back.

US is not the only country in the world, a nation cutting ties with them doesn't translates to the end of that nation.
PoliticsRe: Abubakar Abdulaziz Malami ‘Suddenly Falls Ill,’ Rushed To Kuje Prison Clinic by Jakarta: 8:11am On Jan 01
A minister of justice, unjustly looting the country's finance carelessly. No be Naija again? This man will be free in no time as long as he is ready to accept the T&C of the current government. I pity those on 30k stipend supporting these heartless and evil politicians, your kids will be worst than bambialas.
Christianity EtcRe: Destiny Changers: Then And Now by Jakarta: 8:58pm On Dec 31, 2025
MFM, still dey run this script? I thought it was only deeper life oh.
PoliticsRe: Two Words That Could Have Saved Anthony Joshua's Friends by Jakarta: 8:48pm On Dec 31, 2025
Talk is cheap, when bad things happen, everybody wants to be an adviser, advising you of what you should have done to avoid the bad incident. To talk no dey hard.
RomanceRe: Life Is So Unfair For Black Young Guys In Nigeria by Jakarta: 5:52pm On Dec 31, 2025
Work on your low self esteem. If life was all about the color of your skin Olusegun Obasanjo will be working in the zoo attending to apes, and chimpanzees till now. Stella would have screamed blood of Jesus, I bind and rebuke on sighting him for the first time.
Foreign AffairsRe: Mali, Burkina Faso Impose Reciprocal Travel Ban On US Citizens by Jakarta: 5:46pm On Dec 31, 2025
How far Naija, small yansh no go shake?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Ending The Year With A Heavy Heart by Jakarta: 5:44pm On Dec 31, 2025
As long as there is life, there is hope. Give up no join, Although everybody must not be a programmer but learning a tech related skill is a huge advantage.

One of the good thing about being a Nigerian is earning in $ and spending in #. Na why Gboys so much enjoy Nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: Minnesota Fraud by Jakarta: 5:38pm On Dec 31, 2025
Reason I say Nigerian fraudsters are still kindergartens in fraud. One thing I like about these European fraudsters is, they deal mostly on defrauding the government and businesses organisation, not Nigerians and Asians fraudsters that are ready to scam even an aged and lonely grandma/grandpa.

If you like be in your hospital bird the average Nigerian/Asian fraudster is ready to still collect the money meant for your hospital bill.
PoliticsRe: Insecurity: Adamawa Government cancels Dec 31st cross-over activities by Jakarta: 5:22pm On Dec 31, 2025
Better safe than sorry, when terrorists run governor himself local what were you expecting? Nigeria no join.

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