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Boko Haram attacks prompt 24-hour curfew in Borno

Maiduguri -  The Borno government on Monday imposed a 24-hour curfew on Maiduguri metropolis following an attack by suspected members of the Boko Haram sect in some parts of the state capital.
Alhaji Ahmed Jidda the Secretary to the State Government, announced the decision in a statement released to newsmen in Maiduguri.
The statement said that the curfew was imposed in consultation with the 7 Division of the Nigerian Army in Maiduguri.
“During the period of curfew, government pleads with all citizens to remain calm.
“Only vehicles on emergency calls and essential services are allowed to move while the curfew will be lifted as soon as situation improves, ‘’ it added.
“The imposition of the curfew is necessitated by an attack in Maiduguri by people suspected to be Boko Haram members in the early hours of today.”
The apparently large attack in a major urban centre will cast further doubt on military claims that the Islamist insurgents have been pushed into remote, more rural parts of the northeast.
The military on Saturday said they would tighten security in communities near Nigeria’s northern and eastern borders with Chad, Niger and Cameroon due to fears about Boko Haram strikes over the Christmas and New Year period.
Army spokesman Ibrahim Attahiruon Monday said  that one of the attacks struck near the city’s airport but he was not able to provide further details.
The phone network has been down in Borno state since mid-May, when a state of emergency was declared in the area.
The military said the shutdown would help block militants from coordinating attacks but with no working mobile phone service, details of the conflict in the area have been difficult to verify.
The latest violence began at around 3:00 am (0200 GMT) and included bomb and gun attacks,
Boko Haram was founded in Maiduguri more than 10 years ago and has attacked the city repeatedly.

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/12/boko-haram-attacks-prompt-24-hour-curfew-in-borno/

God help those of us still serving to get job promptly and not see this kind wahala

They are shortlisted below:
Ahmed Musa -Nigeria -CSKA Moscow
Asamoah Gyan -Ghana -Al Ain
Dame N’Doye -Senegal -Locomotiv Moscow
Didier Drogba -Cote d’Ivoire -Galatasaray
Emmanuel Emenike- Nigeria- Fenerbahce
Islam Slimani -Algeria -Sporting Lisbon
John Mikel Obi- Nigeria -Chelsea
Jonathan Pitroipa- Burkina Faso -Stade Rennais
Kévin Constant- Guinea -AC Milan
Kwadwo Asamoah -Ghana- Juventus
Luís C. Almada Soares – Cape Verde -AC Omonia
Mehdi Benattia- Morocco -AS Roma
Mohamed Aboutrika -Egypt- Al Ahly
Mohamed Salah- Egypt- Basel FC
Nicolas Nkoulou- Cameroon- Marseille
Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang -Gabon- Borussia D.
Ryan Isaac Mendes da Graça -Cape Verde -Lille
Saladin Said- Ethiopia -Wadi Degla FC
Seydou Keita -Mali Dalian- Aerbin F.C
Sofiane Feghouli- Algeria -Valencia
Sunday Mba- Nigeria- Warri Wolves
Victor Wanyama- Kenya- Southampton FC
Vincent Enyeama- Nigeria- Lille
Yao Gervais ‘Gervinho’- Cote d’Ivoire -AS Roma
Yaya Toure -Cote d’Ivoire - Man city


but the real question remains: why is victor moses not on the list?

oh... dis tecno d5 sef internal memory tooo low

T :Dhank God 4 his life...... Nice, i made fp in d process

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Ok.... So not going to school is better than going to school in Nigeria... Nyc

Ouch dats sad..... People r psychd wen someone sings 'i wil catch a grenade for u', dats normal ryt?..... Now wat of 'i wil throw a molotov cocktail for u'.... Becareful with luv

When i see how some of these overseers and head of churches behave these days, i ask myself 'who are they servin'? because if they r christ-like they wil do wat he would to those that are below him. He wil feed 5 thousand when he himself havnt eaten yet, and occasionally walk to see his followers nd fellowship with them, nt fly above them. Be warned every worker nd minister, we are at the END TIMES, nd we wil soon face judgement

Has federal govt been fair to Nigerians?

LWKMD.... See this dreamer. I advice you to set your mind on more realistic things. Govt wont give anybody somtin lyk dat. But u fit get handkerchief nd handband sha

Let me jst say its the same feeling wen an slowpoke clocks 50, cos Nigeria has outgrown being a fool

No be only Lamido o, all of us are appealing, anybody dat s nt appealing is hating

They have not finish scouting the excess talent wasting in the country they want to go abroad... Anoda way to chop our money.

Op u dey feel like james bond abi

Naija!!! Things lyk this are hapening and all our leaders can think of is 2015... Smh

But there is actually a request to pay 1k during d registration.... So wat are they saying

U say 5 ways? I say 1...... MONEY

All these private uni's and their numerous first class graduates...... I hail o

Welldone?

Mannylex: actually you are gay.

Nigga please, speak for urself

Tuntheycr7: Bt Mr Sambo is now besting ASUU and FG. Hope he give us reason to have reception soon

We pray so

Na wa o, i have been reading the release dates of different phones and tablets- iphhone 5s, techno a2, blackberry QPRT, nokia infiniity e.t.c and i neva buy any... The devil is a liar.... This month i will be posting on nairaland with a new phone

I supose sue NYSC too for sending me to this kind of bush place to serve..... After that i will sue this garri i soaked for not swelling up

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I knew all that find my iphone tin na show.... No be only find my iphone, even if na destroy my stolen iphone sharp guyz to steal move d fone nd reconfigure am

Please is it this Nigeria or is there another Nigeria i dont know about

Damn, A real touching story. At a point my eyes were filled with tears....... Then i heard a voice in my head 'nigga ur gay'.. And i shook it off

No be that one go move us... go and settle the strike wahala. Go nd be the best man in d marriage of ASUU and FG

6. Jim Iyke hates beating women
7. Tonto Dikeh dislikes bad gal roles

8. Majid Michael is infuriated with sex scenes, thinks they are disgusting

Omo, the guy wan tidy some extra campaign funds