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Oluwatola5: Lolzzzz.....i cant jxt stop laffin here. My mum don buy my pots oooo. ASUU dey strike my mum sef no surrender. A beautiful gud evenin 2 u guys anywais

Sweet sis...na u go dey cook for me ohh...

J12: I doubt this happened the way its being reported. Burna is not like that.

yeah thats cuz u are his father and u know all about him...a gentleman never hits a lady no matter what...that guy deserves some azz whooping

phtemie i see ya...

Chiamaka01: Is the drama night part of the osun/oshogbo festival?

dont think so cuz it was orrganised by the governor himself

guyz ah swear...i wish u were here with me at the osun drama nyt...@ old garage osogbo...its just crazy...celebrities from all walks of drama are here...and most importantly...olamide and may d will soon take over d stage...its really crazy...

Osun a dara oh

Oluwatola5: Lolzzz...in d theatre of LLB performin som SAKAcious roles.

Exactly.....

Fynestboi: ASPIRANT NKO

tola...phtemie...michael...camizzy....chiamaka....xkid.....fynest....papin..too many to mention...

would love to meet you all

Oluwatola5: and among d aspirants, Jakes wld b d 1st. My bloved broda 4rm anoda mother. United in Gflakes we stand

..i seriously cant wait ta see ya...

Fynestboi: Be sincere among all nairalanders who s d first u wud love to c during. Clearance/Matric?

Hausa..

And if i findout he cant speak hausa walahi zan mare shi de takada na

Afolabi6046: nairalanders hw do we contact ourselves so as to take pix 2geda on matric day??

when we get to that bridge,we will cross it

Chiamaka01: Does it happen to guys, too? If yes, it means stale girls asking them out or......... what?

More like kidnappin them and asking them to make eba...while the babes stare n laugh ..

Samtolly4JESUS: #come watch the 50D

##puts on his glasses to what the 50d...then NEPA strikes##

Oboy on gen na

michaeltotti: alot.....dah lady dt born insyd toilet for oau is nw a virgin....so for dt...ASUU to call off strike

mehn that is serious ..have u confessed u were the one that impregnated her?

what dida miss

Mehn...this osun osogbo festival is really making osogbo crowded oh make them do quick finish abeg ...

##covers blanket and goes back to bed##

A wonderful morning to y'all

Ghydyon: jake micheal neva finish his una jail term ni?

...padi mii...he's still in jail watching naruto

Chiamaka01: If your dad was driving you to school and Rihanna's song, 'Shut up and drive' was playing in the car stereo, and ur dad was really in to the song, and he asked you the name of the song, what will be your answer?

thats a tough one...

I'll say

shoot it and drive

Chiamaka01: After a sunday school session in the church, a young boy stood up to ask some questions.
'Ma, you said that the children of israel crossed the red sea.'
'Yes'
'You also said the broke down the walls of jericho'
'Yes, with the power of God.'
'When the children of Israel were doing all these, what were the adults doing?'

its good ta have u back...
Loooooooooolz

the adults were watching BIG BROTHER AFRICA

AdExLaWyEr: check d ansa ex-post...

boss i still insist what i posted was correct...lemme expantiate on the answer.

Firstly carry the chicken across leaving d fox n d grain...come back n carry the fox across to the chicken...but for security reasons u bring d chicken back to the other side where d grain is and drop it...then for spiritual reasons u take d grain across to the fox then com back for the chicken like a BOSS....

SINCE U DID'NT INSIST ON A DEFINITE SEQUENCE IN CARRYING OUT THE TASK KINDLY SHOW ME WHERE I GOT IT WRONG....I LOVE LEARNING FROM MA MISTAKES

Chiamaka01: My oga @ d top, i was in the literature section, oh. I have nothing to say for now. I'm waiting for strike to be called off.

ahh...dont do that oh...do u want this thread to gradually fade into oblivion...ah need u on this thread strike or on strike

AdExLaWyEr: Take the chicken over first. Go back and bring the grainnext, but instead of leaving the chicken with the grain, come back with the chicken. Leave the chicken on the first side and take the fox with you. Leave it on the other side with the grain. Finally, go back over and get the chicken and bring it over.

bro we are saying the same thing...read ma answer again.....

AdExLaWyEr: wrong

u said one item at a time..

I'm afraid that is the only logical answer

Anuoluwap: Here's proof that the list won't take long-Admission For 2013/2014 Session Into Nigerian Universities Should End 31st, October - Jamb Registrar
click my signature for the news

Bro trust me when i say OAU doesnt abide by such deadlines..

oau is like a gangstar...they answer to no one..they do whatever they like however it pleases them

stalites can attest to that!!

T.ice:
na dat1 beta pass........so as nt 2 prolong d years meant 4 each course.......abi wetin u think.....

na d best thing be that oh ...cant imagine something like this recurin when i resume at ife
na room 101 sure pass for fg n ASUU

Oluwatola5: trust u, show im wu z boss and if u dont finish im, dnt com bak er or else i wld finish u coz dis fight is tagged 'fight-2-finish'

##breathing heavily##
i hav...i ha....i have finished him
wish u saw d look on his face when i brought out ma kpankere....he was like ''pls have mercy'' and i said ''sorry i'm all out of mercy''

i handled him like a BOSS...and he promised neva 2 utter such g-flakious statements again

##stretches out his hands##

sister mi the americans hug after a good victory ..oya come gimme one sharply

Oluwatola5: Nope ooo, it is about u....d word is heavy das y i'wld rather u hrd it 4rm d horses mouth.....make sure u treat his brain 4 im wif sum dramatic court drama in d bar, dont let im escape ooo

i will teach him how not to inSALT me behind ma back..after i am through with him all he'll know how to do is inSUGAR people

##plucks kpankere and heads to whatsapp##

i'll be back

T.ice:
yeeee datz a badman room oooo..........na there we suppose take FG nd ASUU

loooooooooooooooolz...oga mii u want make F.G n ASUU faint anytime them hear d word strike

Fynestboi: IQ test 1

You have a fox, a chicken and a sack of grain. You must cross a river with only one of them at a time. If you leave the fox with the chicken he will eat it; if youleave the chicken with the grain he will eat it. How can you get all three across safely?

take d chicken across...come back n take d fox across...take d chicken back...drop it and take d sack back...then come back for d chicken LIKE A BOSS

Oluwatola5: See, wen nxt u jam d@ boy, mayb online or onwire, ax im wut he said about u

whaaaaaaaaaaaaat!!!!...i will beep him on whatsapp ...michael needs serious flogging

hope what he said is'nt about ekiti

Oluwatola5: yh, i'd b glad 2 see im say 'ignorance is strenght' 'freedom is slavery'

''G-FLAKES IS GOLD''

chiamaka where art thou

Come n give us some of ya vibes oh..this place is dry