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Oluwatola5: i fink Frair Lawrence cell wld do

yeah ..or may be ROOM 101 where 2 + 2=5

did the spambot ban the pictures

too many blunders on the website,it seems the scammer dropped outta school when he was 12

anybody that falls for that shyt needs JESUS!!!

jaryeh: bt wait,wat of we dat chose dm as 2nd choice only?

in USA the whites are always considered as first class citizens while d blacks as second class citizens... ...same applies to oau ..the first choice candidates are d whites while the second choice candidates are d blacks...they are always treated with contempt by oau...but on some occasions..the second class citizens can make it above the first class citizens if they know what they're doing like obama...go down there and do all ya can cuz to oau second choice candidates are non existant

but then again...what do i know?

Chiamaka01: 2. If a black person from America is called a Black American and someone from Poland, Polish.
What do you then call a black person from Poland?

black police

Oluwatola5: Dat boy is a pain in my neck. All he is gud @ is yabbin, well he wld c d@ 2 do wella coz he is a sanitation officer, jxt help me tell him whreva antispambot rusticated im 2 d@ he shld stop yabbin my broda, Jakes, my bro is special 2 me. And he is usin Miracy as his support coz she is his sister. Chief Judge Phtemie, see 2 dis and increase his term of stayin bhind bars of Nairaland prision

yes oh sister miii...that boy needs to be locked in a holy prison

Samtolly4JESUS: ouch! Oya take Aboniki

tnxx

Guys pls be careful of how u talk about ASUU outside ya house..

i found maself in a tight spot cuz of ASUU yesterday ..i had to pray to God to bless ASUU so i could be spared...pls read and learn...

Was busy surfing the internet when ma friend came knockin..

##ko-ko-ko##
JAKE : who goes there

Ma friend : na me abeg open door

JAKE : na there u go old if u no tell me who be rat

ma friend : oboy u don craze...na u be d rat..na me peter abeg open door

JAKE : Craze guy...i'm coming hold on

##opens d door and lets him in##

JAKE : Oboy longest tym

Peter : na so oh..jake i no come here con relax..God don help u beat oau cut off i must chop ASUN MEAT OH

JAKE : mehn i no con get much for hand oh and ma atm don lost

peter : na everyday e dey lost?..oboy that na story i must chop meat oh

JAKE : OK but na nepa bill money dey ma hand..oya lets go

peter : if e lik make e be acceptance fee oya lets go

##arrives at meat sellers place##

JAKE : oga give us asun #5000 then use proof of nepa bill payment wrap am

asun seller : no wahala

##jake turns to peter##

JAKE : oboy i neva see ma name for admission list and we don dey spend nepa bill money...when the list comes out what will we buy..cow

peter : na elephant..that reminds me when will d list be out

JAKE : it is this useless ASUU that is delaying it..may God punish all the people doing ASUU organisation..they are all idiots may thunder fire ASUU president..may his ...

######KABOOOOM!!!######

##ASUN SELLER LANDS A HEAVY SLAP ON JAKES CHEEKS##

#peter tinks its a bomb and flees forgettin his shoes#

asun seller : na me and my goat meat u dey curse like that..what has my asun done to u or u wanna ruin ma business

#JAKE STILL SEEIN STARS#

JAKE : i know my left..u just violated my left...i will sue u for violating my fundamental human left..this is against the...

####KABOOOM!!#####
#ANOTHER THUNDEROUS SLAP#

asun seller : after u finished cursing me and ma meat u still want to sew me like ankara

JAKE : no sir pls sir yes sir ah sir mistake sir its just sir ah...sir sir hav mercy sir

asun seller : where is mercy?is she here...oya kneel down and pray for me and beg God to give me strenght

##jake on his knees##

JAKE : God bless ASUU...may u have d strength u need..thunder will not fire u..

asun seller : thats more like it...oya take ur asun meat ...we hope to get more patronage from u



MY FACE IS STILL SWOLLEN

T.ice:
.....If THUNDER and ASUU dey strike 2geda.......wetin fit happen....

oboy no be new tin na...

For yoruba filmz e dey happen wella...ASUU go dey strike at the same time with thunder

na at that time d witches dey everly dey in form of birds..

u neva notice say ASUU presido resemble jide kosoko


Culled from KOTO AIYE

Guys...pls why did hausa suddenly depart from this thread....its very unlike him...i just hope he's ok oh..

does anyone have his 2go id or phone number

Wanna check on him

Olastep1: good morning. Prof g-flakes, ur excellency sir

oga mii...i dobale for yu oh...when we resume we gats hook up oh many tinz ta do...but most importantly we wan appoint u as the pro chancellor of g-flakes university ....

I ran from mtn to glo...only to discover that they are worse than mtn ...their internet service is good but the way they charge me is like telling ASUU TO CHARGE F.G for a service.....NO MERCY

Ah cant wait to roll with olastep...

Fynestboi: Evening mai ogas in d building

presido welluucome...

Samtolly4JESUS: Ooops!

ASUU has really pulled crowd all over the World!

Now, my foriegn friends were asking the meaning of ASUU

Man must not disgrace his country now

So I told them its an annual festival in Nigeria in which Universities allow their Students to go home indefinitely

Abi, wetin make I talk

lolzz

u for tell them say ASUU is the organisation tirelessly working towards the advancement of nigeria's educational system starting with tertiary institutions...tell them that with ASUU nigerian students can now school from the comfort of their bedrooms on any gadget including phones...no more stress no more boring lectures...with mtn's free megabyte u can attend lectures and write test...

but tell them the association is still in its beta stage so students would'nt be able to graduate until the federal government reaches an agreement with them

dammymighty: on campus..........

bro do us all a favour and check on all the toilets for us...i heard faj toilets have tribal marks....angola own has epilepsy...awo dementia... etf cancer...save a life today by making us know d status of these toilets so we can come fully prepared..

Thankzz

x-kid2000:
Hey guys,been a while?! Na sickness cause ma temporary disappearance o

ma brother u are healed in jesus name

T.ice:
abi naw but we no go greeeee oooo

if u nor go greeeen u sha go yellow

Why this thread come scanty like this?...abi all ma fellow aspirants don join ASUU ?

Oluwatola5: Bro, i can assure u d@ days ar comin wen u wld beg 4 hols 2 enable u go home once u finally get 2 Ife

mehn i love it that way...i will rather beg for hols than waste away at home praying to resume...

If i were a girl...i will go and marry senator yerima straight away

no time to check time

Samtolly4JESUS: yea...

Buh since we can't stop the strike, its better we make the best use of the free time.

thats true bro..but i still insist its not a blessing in disguise...we are just victims of circumstance..

Oluwatola5: Boss, d tipper i wanted 2 use 2 transport d gflakes has bin grounded ooo

holy moses ...by who

Samtolly4JESUS: North American university, Houdegbe is anything but 'flesh' bro...

Am sure you won't like stale 'flesh'

cert na cert...whether na houdegbe or gflakes uni...in the end its what u have to offer the legal practition that matters ...ah cant spend 10 years for a 5 years course ...

Samleke77: I second you on dat. Lets try and make d very best out of our predicaments and infact lets look at the bright side. ASUU strike is kind of a blessing in disguise

bro it is when oau ask us to resume with 2014 jambites u'll know that it is a disguise in blessing instead..

If they had finished second semester before d strike it would've been better

Honorable Thread Presido... I see ya... Whats for lunch ..grenade and g-flakes?

Samtolly4JESUS:

The price of G flakes!

that.. i am sure of

Dr T.I:
Guy na 2much GOD OF WAR cause dat 1..go find job o

na true talk...i go tender application for the post of vc...expect faculty of g-flakes soon

Samtolly4JESUS: The patient dog eats the fattest bone bro....

i prefer eating the flesh....cuz thats what d hasty dog gets...

And for d patient dog....all he gets are leftovers... from the sharper dogs

Guys...is north ameriacan uni benin law accredited?..


I wanna get out of this bloody sitcom betwen ASUU and f.g as early as i can.....

ASUU will delay u with their pointless strike and its not as if they have any provision of employment after u graduate..

Chiamaka01: I don't think the strike is ending anytime soon because Nasir Fagge said that they requested for 800 billion naira for infrastrusture and FG gave them 100 billion. They also requested 92 billion for earned allowance and FG gave 30 billion. He said that they will be meeting today again but that there will be no re-negotiation of their 2009 agreement.
Culled fron The AIT.

if only i had a nuke..

I will make ASUU and f.g reach a quick resolution in the great beyond..

Bunch of wack jobs tryna suck us dry

Chiamaka01: I don't get it. What exactly causes last minute admission denial?

from ma lil understanding...it is caused by falsification of document or failure to meet up with the school's requirement (mostly o'level or state of origin cert) ...but the probabilty of loosing admission is very slim...

But then again...what do i know?