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Peck

Where do you work sef?

He is a "fura-de-nunu" seller

shumuchu her shumall.

Palmwine drinker

"Think of success as a game of chance in which you have control over the odds. As you begin to master concepts in personal achievement, you are increasing your odds of achieving success."

-- Bo Bennett, Author

Some are really very funny

I hate Nigerian govt with a passion. Govt intention does not favour the masses but their selfish interests. I bet you, those who came up with the idea of new number plates are thinking of the money they will make out of the contract not how it will benefit the Nigerian people. I weep for this godforsaken country! Conscienceless looters leaders!

GEJ should please implement the recommendations of the various committee reports and let's see result. What have I to do with chat without action? Na chat I go chop?

A-J-U-W-A-Y-A!!!

The fear of religious jobber MOGs is the begginning of wisdom.

What the hue and cry about this? This is no big deal. It is part of the discipline.

When kidnappers arrest you refuse to kneel down and tell them you are a graduate.They will under-graduate you. _{Na joke o}.

I agree with Bishop KUKAH.

Today, our MOGs are the righthand men of the thieving politicians. The MOGs help in looting our trasury in the name of connections with thieving politicians. The MOGs knowing fully well that our politicians are not delivering dividends of leadership to the people go about organising prayers for the continued stay of such corrupt politicians in office so that they (MOGs) can continue to enjoy the booty of the office via contracts.

It is really sad that morality has been sacrificed on the alter of "anything goes" prosperity.

ITbomb: Sometimes we are forced to speak in tongues.
Have u ever been to a church and Pastor say just open ur mouth and flow and u open ur mouth but nothing comes out, the pastor with authority keep on intimidating u and u don't want to be the one that is making the pastor ineffective and u start speaking nonsense then he pushes u and u just have to fall so that he can move over to the next person.

LWKMD

LaconicINC: kai! boys are not smiling! so how did you now know about Liberty Reserve, plus do you mean 1,500naira, 150,000naira or $1500.The victims you are trying to scam in this thread are out of coverage area, please try again later

LWKMD

Just say bye bye to the unfortunate garri

I prefer ogbono soup. I dislike the okra particles in okra soup.

Ibo/calabar women

Xmas is coming. So beware of fraudsters of the season.

"Nurture your mind with great thoughts for you will never go any higher than you think."

-- Benjamin Disraeli, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield

Hmnn. The good old days. See my one shilling coin o.

Those days, I used to use my "shokoto" trouser rope to tie the one shilling coin. That one shilling was very powerfull then o.

It's real something to remember.

agitator: crap

so why WW1 & WW2 no be ARMAGEDDON

LWKMD

Just to say, I was here.

Well done everybody.

Lexo22: Nice concept but I still wish to correct the grammatical error in the title "If partrick were to be an English teach and not was". The last time I made this correction the modulator called me arrogant guy. I still blame the modulator who allowed this wonderful article to cross the front page without correcting the error . No offence!

Are you sure of that correction?

See below:

Singular present tense: (If Patrick is to be a teacher....) = singular past tense: (If Patrick was to be a teacher....)

Plural present tense: (If they are to be teachers ...) = Plural past tense: (If they were to be teachers)

I feel the OP is right. Otherwise convince/confuse me.

Uwem abadidie, ndito ete?

iice, emofine, Amigoz, bekkay e.t.c

[quote author=HerexG ]But the catholic's pray for the dead, i even heard they even book mass for the dead.[/quote]Why take on the Catholics alone? Is there any religion or denomination or even sect that does not pray for the dead?

- All christian denominations and sects pray for the dead, either before, during or after burial.
-Islam pray for the dead.
- African traditional worshippers pray for the dead.
-Even those who claimed not to belong to any religious group, say some words of prayers in their own way to honour the dead or before burying the dead.

You people better focus on the subject and leave the Catholic Church alone o.

Dem for commot him eye join. Yeye pipul.

Wetin dat thiefing general dey look for sef? Army money wey him thief neva do am? Only in Naija!

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Xmas is around the corner. Guys are not smiling at all o .

Mob