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Sincerely, I neva see person wey go fit scam me.

What sort of cloverleaf design is this??

How many times will this same news make FP?

See the news here https://www.nairaland.com/8109201/no-longer-assembly-members-court

free234free:
I don quote am. Expect as many transfers as possible with Bitcoin payment, crypto payment, cryptocurrency payment in your account.. people. Like u wey no want her sense , we go make una get sense by force . Abdulahi u go learn

12:19 PM, Thursday 30th May 2024.
Have you sent the money to him??

Mercenary123:
Ahamefule, you see your life. You followed wike to the slaughter house. Wike has escaped and you idiots are on the slaughter slab already

Amaewhule in Ikwerre is Amaefule in Igbo.

It should mean my community is not lost. Something like that. I don't really know the literal meaning of Ama. I guess it's either hamlet or community.


But Ahamefule means my name is not lost. Its a different name entirely.

See terrain na.

swamp wasteland.

Djbond:
Happy Sunday and good afternoon to engineers in the house. Pls below picture is how my tv screen looks like. Pls what's the solution plus how much will repair cost

From experience, na to buy one oh.

EreluRoz:
Which of them can you marry and why?

I want you.

Collaboration.

DownSouth2024:
The Directorate for Priority Crime Investigation, also known as the Hawks, has arrested a 42-year-old man, Chidi Vincent Nworji for allegedly dealing in drugs.

Gauteng province spokesperson for the Hawks, Captain Lloyd Ramovha said Nworji was remanded in custody when he appeared before the Johannesburg Magistrate’s Court on Thursday.

Ramovha said the case against Nworji was postponed to Thursday next week, for the verification of his status in South Africa.

“Intelligence was operationalised after it was said that there was a suspect that was busy distributing narcotics around the vicinity of Alexander Street in Berea (Joburg). A team consisting of the Hawks’ serious organised crime and the tactical response team kept observations and pounced on Nworji’s vehicle when he least expected,” said Ramovha.

“A silver Honda vehicle driven by him was intercepted upon leaving Plumridge flat. The resultant search uncovered various drugs.”

The police team proceeded to Nworji’s residence, where more narcotics were found.

“A stash of money, plus coins was also confiscated. The seized drugs were established to be crystal meth, mandrax, and heroin valued at more than R1 million,” said Ramovha.

He looks like Mmeli Khumalo, are you sure hes a Nigerian.

SAfrican criminals now bear Nigerian names.

illicit:
Oga share the link

If not u are just capping nonsense

How do we know u didn't just dream about this?

Na Jakumo you dey tell say dey cap nonsense. Na wah oh. This forum is indeed a leveller. I am in shock.

HisaacPlus:
Where was this place tagged in the post?

Imagine writing about Nigerian cities and using a Kenyan city picture.

A paid post to advertise a hotel not worth more than 3 stars. My personal apartment is way lot finer than this.

advanceDNA:
Naive?? Guy Keep this ur condescending talk ....

U don't fvck the enemy that's killing ur fellow country men.....that's all shades of unpatriotic and absurd...coming here to form victim about it is even more absurd.....

There is absolutely nothing condescending about it. Im only giving you free enlightenment. Take Nigeria for example, with the insurgency in the North. When Boko Haram kidnapped christian girls and women and married them off, why didn't they resist until death. Afterall Boko haram are fighting against Nigerian state.

That a human will give up her life when there is a way out is anti human and even unbiblical.

Job 2v4
New Living Translation
Satan replied to the LORD, “Skin for skin! A man will give up everything he has to save his life.

advanceDNA:
From the text.."women who had collaboration/dealings" ....Doesn't sound like a gun point or forceful dealings...( Why are u trying to make them victims?.. if they were forced or raped which is common in war, there will be evidence

But They willfully dated the enemy who made advances at them or other forms of collaboration..,the same enemy killing their fellow French men and women?during active war?


They should have added oraimo cord to the shaving.. ...that's almost like espionage.... If they were men, it would have been a more serious punishment or could have been death

Lolz, you sound naive. Soldiers invades the country, kill and plunder at will and you're insinuating that the women had conscientious choices to make. In an era when mass rape was considered a weapon of war. If the ladies refused the polite advances, the next step is coercion into a relationship/sextionship. They would be joking with their lives and/or the lives of their family members if they do not comply. Some ladies needn't be persuaded even. They know its the price to pay. Being in a romantic relationship was also a means of protection from being passed around between the soldiers.

France should rather flog their men for initially running away to Britain and leaving their women at the mercy of the Germans.

The soviet army didn't even ask for a relationship, they mass raped the German women to their satisfaction. It was so horrible, some women killed themselves before the Soviets met them.

Given the circumstances of the war, what would the french society rather have the women do when the German soldiers made advances at them. The Germans had the guns, the food, and ultimately, the power.

In a war situation, people sought measures to survive. The French women having romantic/sexual relationships with the German soldiers was definitely a means to an end.

slex:
Sure why not

This guy!!!

They said if u see a car tagged "used by a lady", you better beware.

If I buy the car, will you give me the working class lady's number??

Africa is always used as testing grand. Africans are the guinea pigs of the human race.

Galay:
So guy's please no tribalistic comment on this.

Well I will go first my State Governor is Simi Fubara well he has not done much except for the construction of some roads in the State
Over to you guy's

He has not done anything. He has built no schools, hospitals, made no employments etc. All he has done is commission Wikes Road projects.

dayusla:
A lady was kidnapped in my area a month ago, they are demanding for 300million naira. Till today, the lady is still with them.

I wonder what that lady is going thru right now.

That was how they kidnapped my neighbours wife for 2weeks. After her release, the sexual molestation she suffered was such that the husband had to "divorce" her.

She is still married to him, but he now has another lover. He no longer has a sexual attraction for his wife.

Chinjo2:
Funny man. I expect Fubara to come out in full force against them.
He should give it to them fire for fire.

Fubara is the only Governor in the history of Nigeria that an ordinary local government chairman or a mere Commissioner will openly insult simply because they think they have the support of the president.

The president should be reminded that Fubara is an Ijaw man. If he doesn't caution Wike or play neutral, the problem will consume the whole of Nigeria and it will cripple oil production in the Niger Delta region.

Comment from.an Igbo.

Let the law take its rightful course. But saying Ijaw this, Ijaw that is moronic. Nothing will happen. Let it just be legal and Ijaw cannot do anything. No particular Nigerian tribe can do anything against government of Nigeria. Not Fulani, Not Yoruba, not anyone.

OVB123:
Point of correction, it's not lift but elevator.

Be properly enlightened.

Buy me beer later. 🍺 🍺.

Mustapha102:
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Premium fish in Maiduguri.

Samesame247:
This is too cheap. it could be a scam

Post a picture of yourself in front of that your store in that same mentioned street

Lolz. Without Google play services, Huawei is a useless phone.

Thanks to Donald Trump.

Oghene86:
Since you know get respect no what the Bible says Clark is old enough to be your great grandfather no matter the political differences you don't him a fool,

That's how your children and wife would call you fool to your face idiot, if your parents raised you well you would not even insult your mate talk more your elder and you wonder why things are not working for you.

When his comment causes ethnic conflict in Rivers state that is when you will know the nature of his folly. But we Riverians are more emotionally mature than Deltans, that is why we don't have bloodshed everywhere like Delta. Let him face Delta state, they are not in a better position compared to Rivers.

Oghene86:
It's your father that speaks like a fool.

Where was Clark when Okologba and Okuama were having inter communal crisis. Where was he when Okuama people killed soldiers and were subsequently invaded by soldiers. Oh, He was having dementia then abi. God punish him for putting his mouth in affairs of Rivers state.

No tribe in Rivers state answers Oghene. God punish you too for putting mouth in Rivers state affairs. You can now go and die.

Stupid Edwin Clark should face Delta state. He didn't say anything about Okuama killings. He is useless to Rivers state.

At my level in Chelsea FC, i was supposed to be informed before the sack.

Imagine my coming out of the bathroom and running into this news on Nairaland.

Let me call Boehly to explain to me. ☎️ 📞

What was her discipline?

That is a picture of Nairobi. Is Nairobi also part of Nigeria?