₦airaland Forum

E no easy to get Ijaws as Neighbours.


If Nigeria ceases to be a country, the amount of bloodshed that will be recorded will never be seen anywhere else in this world. Rwanda will be a child's play.

Chukkychukky:
Natasha my dream is to have one night stand with u

she's a married woman.

InteliJ:
Man is doing his work diligently over here in Abuja. Meanwhile, in rivers state 2 grown up men , people fathers are resigning from their political post just because they're loyal to this man in Abuja.

I swear una mumu too much and I wish everyone supporting evil in rivers state failure in their plans come 2027

Sim Fubara, you've come to rule and you'll rule us well. Every opposition no reach make dem chop catfish pepper soup go sleep jare. We the good people of rivers state and Ijaw Kingdom are in support of you sir as far as you've good plans for us.

Did The people of Ijaw Kingdom make Fubara governor?

Ijaw that doesn't have population in Rivers state.

Ade1177:
Govt as how

Nigerians and calling govt

If it's not okay by you
Leave their product for them

It's a company running on profit

It's like calling govt to tell someone to reduce the price of his product

Mind you
There are so many other options
Aside dstv and gotv

Then why is the government trying to enforce price reduction in supermarkets by sending their agents to supermarkets to picket them. Then can aswell allow everyone in Nigeria to run riot with whatever good or service they provide.

Isn't it concerning that a commodity increased from N9,000 to N15,700 in 2years.

Jeezuzpick:
Make una no go buy smart TV...

How many Gigabytes you wan buy with ₦30k, wey you go get access to almost all video wey dey internet?

My TV na 65 Inches. You know how much for Data subscription? Abeg DSTV dey help in its own way, but this increase is crazy na. Compact was 9k in 2022. Now it N15,700. In just 2 years. And the government doesn't care.

Ok.i quit.

Sometimes I regret why i didn't take the lecturing job my uncle offered me in 2012 when he was HOD in Uniport.

God1000:
https://www.datapandas.org/ranking/jewish-population-by-country

There are approximately 40M Nigerian Jews in Igbloland.

Kindly update your list.

waleco2008:
House hold items for sale

7kg lg front loader dryer for lundary 120k

Changer over 25k

Juice mixer 25k

Samsung 1and half hp split ac 130k

220mah wet cell battery use for 2 yrs 150k

Wonder core for six pack 100k

2.5kav inverter with 200 mah battery for sale can work for 2days price 900k

Used battery 200mah 230k

New wet cell battery 220 mah 290k

1kav inverter with battery 400k

Inveter battery use toks and new one available

2 month use solar power with panel 120k

Dvr 5 port 100k

Panasonic indoor ac only 1and half hp 18k

X box 360 with pad 60k

Mac air 2012 not coming up 100k

Mac pro 2007 not coming up 100k swap allow

Big photocopy machine for business center 420k

I pad mini 70k

Shoe 46 and 45 15k original uk bought them and discover is too big swap allow with phone ,

Treadmillh big 210k

Di photocopy machine 380k

Water dispenser 45k

Water teatment plant 2.100k each

Hand dryer 25k

Insect killer machine 18k

Rice cooker 18k

2,6 inverter with 36v 150k

3.6 inverter with 48k 200k

3000 wat stabilizer for 68k

Media split ac 1 and half hp 120k

Dvr 80k

1 terabyte hard drive 60k

Panasonic land phone 15k

X box 360 65k

Ps 3 150g 90k

Mini i pad 32g 60k

Traveling box 40k

Toys for kids

Inverter 1000wat with 200mah battery 450k

Inverter 1000wat with 100mah battry 380k

Inverter 10000 wat with 60 mah battry 350k

Pls and pls serious buyer only if you are not ready just ignore pls


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No location?

labake1:
You will say that you are looking for a man that don't smoke, drink and womanized. I was told that it is hard to get all in one person.
If he doesn't smoke, he will be a drunkard.
If he doesn't drinks, he will be into hard drugs.
If he doesn't drinks and smoke, he will be a womanizer.
If he doesn't drinks, smoke and womanized, he will be into gambling.

Slawomir a Nairalander, drinks, smokes, womanises and gamble.

But he's a good guy.

Alams.

This isn't a Nigerian problem. The info might be handy for those emigrating to America.

kernniejay:
The brown roofs show that yorubaland especially Ibadan was already civilized long long ago when other regions were still in the thatched roof, rafia roof and bamboo house era.

Hehehehe. How long ago are we talking about??

Tinubu hand dey inside.

Already Tinubu didn't want to employ Ganduje into his cabinet because of the Dollar imbroglio some years ago, so he pushed him into APC chairmanship.

Now, they have activated the usual ward-level suspension they used against oshiomhole to kick off Ganduje.

Penguin2:
PDP is a party of jokers.

They asked State chapters to give them names of those who played anti-party in the last election? Imagine the joke.

So, they expect Rivers State Working Committee that is in Wike’s pocket to submit Wike’s name as one of those that played anti party?

Those vagabonds will rather submit Uche Secondus, Austin Opara, Lee Maeba’s names.

Now, what will NWC do if Rivers SWC doesn’t submit Wike’s name? It would therefore mean that Wike did not play anti party abi?

You see why I said they are jokers?

But I say it again, you see the way Wike was embarrassed at PDP convention in 2022, the embarrassment that awaits him will be louder.

After embarrassing Wike at the party convention in 2022, how did it play out for the PDP?

Where is Okowa the vice presidential candidate? Instead of PDP to pick heavyweights and win election they went for a Canon fiddle like Okowa who has hidden under his bed since the elections.

Keep embarrassing Wike and keep losing on all fronts. APC is there to reap from your failures.

Wike should have allowed PDP die a natural death in 2015 when Atiku et al ran to Dubai to hide. We would not have had this discussion.

ValCon888:
Lots of ignorance here.

A typical missile of this nature has to travel +2000km to make it to its destination. The reason for the size is not necessarily the warhead, but the fuel it needs that will power it to the target.

Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles (ICBMs) are far far bigger than this.

Most Nairalanders are ignorant. They don't know that ordinarily the missile is even bigger than that. Most of the body housing the fuel has been jettisoned as the missile travelled on its way. But the tip is where the payload is housed and that is the part that delivers death and destruction.

DyingFetus:
I wanna start a cult
we will do magick and support each other
stealing wealth from political parasites and then crashing and burning in mass suicide

I'm in.

argent412:
I divorced my husband out of group influence last year in 2023. I started working as a nurse, and my friends told me that I could do without a man. So I got motivated by my friends and left my husband. As I'm talking to you, two of my friends who advised me to leave my marriage got married recently. I feel lonely and I can't find another man. So far, I have dated five men, and they just sleep with me and go. These men despite dating me they never respected me owing to fact that I'm not that attractive cos I'm in my thirties. One of my boyfriend got married to a young girl recently leaving me heartbroken. I'm tired and I need to be in my house with my loving husband. My actions were out of immaturity and wrong advice from evil friends.

I realised my mistakes. How can I convince him to allow me back? How can I persuade my husband? Advise me please 🙏
#Grace_Empire

So after sharing the thing to 5 different men you want to return to your husband so he will monoplpse the leftover?

Continue to share it freely.

Ten06:
The military should investigate very well and capture the people that killed this men and soldiers of the arm forces, after then they should go and rebuild the community they destroyed.
They acted too hastenly

What about the lives lost?

agabusta:
Stories. We have gone this path before. Nothing can be achieved by threat on social media.

But I can be appeased with one curvy big-assed babe from Ibadan.

Oh Damn, I miss Yoruba ladies. Since I left Lagos for PH, i haven't had any.

All this oil and gas that will last for 68 years and 97 years respectively, nonexistent in North and None in Yourubaland.

If they don't allow SS/SE to produce next president, all hell will let loose.

Stanweezy:
That's just name given to the LGA and the pronunciation is different

Notwithstanding, didn't you enjoy yourself there?

Freshtruth:
I am the Manager of a Hotel. There is this waitress that is also working at the hotel, very respectful and loyal. All the workers in the hotel respect me to the bone.

Until the same waitress keep hailing me when ever she come to my office she will say may may u are a very handsome guy o. During my off day I called her to a bar in my area cause that was her off day too. I bought her barbeque and holandia yourgut. We lodge an hotel room and she satisfy me well.

The next morning I told her we won't do this again that is wrong because am a married man she said no problem, since then this girl has been disrespecting me, she embarrass me in front of the supervisors. My supervisor got angry and told me to sack her or report her to the owner of the hotel. I told them I will handle the issue.

Pls advise me what to do pls.

After satisfying yourself very well with your junior staff all through the night, you remembered in the morning that you're a married man. Hehehehe.

Nigerians will not kill me.

Kudos to you tho, as you did not claim to have "mistakenly" slept with her, as the nature of most Nigerians.

When caught in an act, or when the act don cast, Nigerians will claim to have mistakenly done it.

TooResilient:
She'd be 31 soon.

Looking for a life partner 31 to 35 years.

She's settling up her business.

She doesn't want yoruba and igbo men because somehow she's not been fortunate with them in the past.

She has big dreams and big life goals like becoming a CEO and also a citizen of a first world country, also promised that her children will be first world citizens to give them a good future.

She's already working towards achieving that.

She's a bit stubborn in terms of pursuing and achieving life goals which some men don't like about her.

She's quite ambitious.

Not an introvert but loves staying indoors.

She's tall/dark/averagely thick/on low cut because she doesn't like making her hair(maybe if cajoled by her lover she'd make hair).

Resides between Lagos/Ogun.

The email attached to this account has been deactivated but you can reach her on lovey.dovey93@protonmail.com for a serious relationship.

No jokes or play, she wants a man that really wants to get married.

Does she look like Rihanna? Cos that's my spec.

Stanweezy:
That's my PPA LGA during my NYSC


I know the village in particular

RIP to the deceased


God grant the family the fortitude to bear the irreparable loss

Did you enjoy yourself there??

Abeg who fit give me directions to Toto local government. I need to reach there and see things for myself.

khalling2008:
Israel which can never face Hizbollah in Lebanon wants to face Iran of all countries in the Middle East. Remove US support for Isreal, Bandits from Zamfara will defeat Isreal in a war

You wish.

Give me your mum's number.

Who push this joke of a topic to frontpage. Na wah oh.


I go soon write about my sexcapades, if im no reach page, i go cause trouble.

Ojukaye Flag Amachree is now with Wike.

Wonders shall never cease.

SeaTrade:
30m.

Its fair.