₦airaland Forum

ChildOfDoom:
Side deals did not pay well for me today. After starving of sex on Saturday and Sunday due to low funds, I am tempted to go fvck free. Hot now. Currently in the brothel contemplating my next move

So many mental pictures of the sex styles I can execute with the petite ladies shaking their bum bum is spurring me to take the risk

Just like when I was addicted to gambling, I did take risk of gambling free and begging the owner to give me time to pay. Due to the nature of my job, he will understand

Thinking of doing same in Olosho house, due to familiar face, they will allow me fvck without demanding cash first. But how will they react when I ask for time to pay, knowing I came empty

Dem go pour you Toto water.

You go stink for 1month, even if you use Hypo bathe everyday.

AqualinaXYZ:
During election you’ll be hearing wait for KKK brothers votes



Kano Kaduna Kastina



Una think say life ends in multitude votes



Let it hit them very hard una kuku no dey baff



Infact let lack of air hit them

Enugu has water scarcity, same as Ebonyi. You will mock someone for the same situation you suffer from?? Na wah.

OduduwaNow:
Bros there is nothing like core Izon.

Lolz, dey deceive yourself. What does the Opobo man have in common with the Patani man? Or the Andoni man with the Apoi?

Wetin even dey cover Asari yansh na Ijaw umbrella wey him hide under. Had it been Asari dey operate as Kalabari man, his case would have been resolved long time ago. That's he feels he can compare himself with Tompolo, a core Izon, beats me.

MrProlific95:
DSTV is rubbish, waste of money

Which one is fine IYO, cos me I don tire for DSTV.

UcLloyd:
Link to watch it online SOMEBOD

Go and sub DSTV. Choose Compact bundle upwards. Thank me later.

iwaeda:
Aston Villa vs Chelsea

And So?

Moroccoguy:
Don't they have state governor, when you know the important of road as a governor you don't need to wait for call from Abuja before doing the needful. RIP 😭😭😭

Did they have a state Governor in Lagos when Tanker exploded on Otedola Bridge in 2018? Or you just want to be silly?

professorPABX:
You have not made this comment during several IBOS victimization crying.

For record purposes, if it happens in IBO land, there would have been chaos on Social Media. If Bobrisky were to be IBO, the IBOs in Nigeria and the Diaspora would have created crisis. T

To the Yorubas, it doesn't make meaning. Moving NAVTRAC from Apapa to Rivers is just normal thing.

In 1999, OBASANJO announced the relocation of NPA and NCAA to Lagos from Abuja it created tension with Northern elites and politicians querying OBASANJO authority to relocate them. OBASANJO was adamant.

Hadi Srika came ordered them to relocate back to Abuja.

Abacha moved key defence Agencies and institutions from Lagos. Abacha moved some key Agriculture agencies from Ibadan to Abuja. Agriculture agencies are scattered in some parts of Nigeria, it is the key agencies at Ibadan that he relocated.

Abacha threatened Banks to move their Headquarters from Lagos to Abuja. The threat was so much on Banks. The Banks escaped with his death. OBASANJO in 1999, it is the turn of Tinubu now because of CBN and Aviation this time.

If Yorubas unite to leave Nigeria, nobody can stop them except the Forces of Heaven . Yorubas don't even know anything is happening.

I want yourubas to leave Nigeria. They are unnecessarily over -enjoying Nigeria, with little economic contribution to that effect.

I would so love to see what becomes of Lagos and SWest without the Oil and Gas receipts from the Niger Delta. Id love to see the reaction of The banks, the multinationals, the embassies et al domiciled in Lagos when the realisation of how bare Lagos is becomes evident.

Make way for Rivers State when that happens.

FreeStuffsNG:
Then the naval training centre is best located in Lagos. In the event of external aggression, Lagos is the most prized asset of any external adversary. I will not be surprised if this policy is reversed by same navy command

May God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!

What makes Lagos state the most prized asset of Nigeria? Which Natural resources do they have there? Or because of banks have their HQs in Lagos. If Oil stops flowing in Nigeria, what can Lagos do?

Oga, that number position is Owned by Rivers state.

You can lie to yourself all day, but Rivers state holds the ace. So you have any company the pedigree of NLNG in Lagos?

E no easy to get Ijaws as Neighbours.


If Nigeria ceases to be a country, the amount of bloodshed that will be recorded will never be seen anywhere else in this world. Rwanda will be a child's play.

Chukkychukky:
Natasha my dream is to have one night stand with u

she's a married woman.

InteliJ:
Man is doing his work diligently over here in Abuja. Meanwhile, in rivers state 2 grown up men , people fathers are resigning from their political post just because they're loyal to this man in Abuja.

I swear una mumu too much and I wish everyone supporting evil in rivers state failure in their plans come 2027

Sim Fubara, you've come to rule and you'll rule us well. Every opposition no reach make dem chop catfish pepper soup go sleep jare. We the good people of rivers state and Ijaw Kingdom are in support of you sir as far as you've good plans for us.

Did The people of Ijaw Kingdom make Fubara governor?

Ijaw that doesn't have population in Rivers state.

Ade1177:
Govt as how

Nigerians and calling govt

If it's not okay by you
Leave their product for them

It's a company running on profit

It's like calling govt to tell someone to reduce the price of his product

Mind you
There are so many other options
Aside dstv and gotv

Then why is the government trying to enforce price reduction in supermarkets by sending their agents to supermarkets to picket them. Then can aswell allow everyone in Nigeria to run riot with whatever good or service they provide.

Isn't it concerning that a commodity increased from N9,000 to N15,700 in 2years.

Jeezuzpick:
Make una no go buy smart TV...

How many Gigabytes you wan buy with ₦30k, wey you go get access to almost all video wey dey internet?

My TV na 65 Inches. You know how much for Data subscription? Abeg DSTV dey help in its own way, but this increase is crazy na. Compact was 9k in 2022. Now it N15,700. In just 2 years. And the government doesn't care.

Ok.i quit.

Sometimes I regret why i didn't take the lecturing job my uncle offered me in 2012 when he was HOD in Uniport.

God1000:
https://www.datapandas.org/ranking/jewish-population-by-country

There are approximately 40M Nigerian Jews in Igbloland.

Kindly update your list.

waleco2008:
House hold items for sale

7kg lg front loader dryer for lundary 120k

Changer over 25k

Juice mixer 25k

Samsung 1and half hp split ac 130k

220mah wet cell battery use for 2 yrs 150k

Wonder core for six pack 100k

2.5kav inverter with 200 mah battery for sale can work for 2days price 900k

Used battery 200mah 230k

New wet cell battery 220 mah 290k

1kav inverter with battery 400k

Inveter battery use toks and new one available

2 month use solar power with panel 120k

Dvr 5 port 100k

Panasonic indoor ac only 1and half hp 18k

X box 360 with pad 60k

Mac air 2012 not coming up 100k

Mac pro 2007 not coming up 100k swap allow

Big photocopy machine for business center 420k

I pad mini 70k

Shoe 46 and 45 15k original uk bought them and discover is too big swap allow with phone ,

Treadmillh big 210k

Di photocopy machine 380k

Water dispenser 45k

Water teatment plant 2.100k each

Hand dryer 25k

Insect killer machine 18k

Rice cooker 18k

2,6 inverter with 36v 150k

3.6 inverter with 48k 200k

3000 wat stabilizer for 68k

Media split ac 1 and half hp 120k

Dvr 80k

1 terabyte hard drive 60k

Panasonic land phone 15k

X box 360 65k

Ps 3 150g 90k

Mini i pad 32g 60k

Traveling box 40k

Toys for kids

Inverter 1000wat with 200mah battery 450k

Inverter 1000wat with 100mah battry 380k

Inverter 10000 wat with 60 mah battry 350k

Pls and pls serious buyer only if you are not ready just ignore pls


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labake1:
You will say that you are looking for a man that don't smoke, drink and womanized. I was told that it is hard to get all in one person.
If he doesn't smoke, he will be a drunkard.
If he doesn't drinks, he will be into hard drugs.
If he doesn't drinks and smoke, he will be a womanizer.
If he doesn't drinks, smoke and womanized, he will be into gambling.

Slawomir a Nairalander, drinks, smokes, womanises and gamble.

But he's a good guy.

Alams.

This isn't a Nigerian problem. The info might be handy for those emigrating to America.

kernniejay:
The brown roofs show that yorubaland especially Ibadan was already civilized long long ago when other regions were still in the thatched roof, rafia roof and bamboo house era.

Hehehehe. How long ago are we talking about??

Tinubu hand dey inside.

Already Tinubu didn't want to employ Ganduje into his cabinet because of the Dollar imbroglio some years ago, so he pushed him into APC chairmanship.

Now, they have activated the usual ward-level suspension they used against oshiomhole to kick off Ganduje.

Penguin2:
PDP is a party of jokers.

They asked State chapters to give them names of those who played anti-party in the last election? Imagine the joke.

So, they expect Rivers State Working Committee that is in Wike’s pocket to submit Wike’s name as one of those that played anti party?

Those vagabonds will rather submit Uche Secondus, Austin Opara, Lee Maeba’s names.

Now, what will NWC do if Rivers SWC doesn’t submit Wike’s name? It would therefore mean that Wike did not play anti party abi?

You see why I said they are jokers?

But I say it again, you see the way Wike was embarrassed at PDP convention in 2022, the embarrassment that awaits him will be louder.

After embarrassing Wike at the party convention in 2022, how did it play out for the PDP?

Where is Okowa the vice presidential candidate? Instead of PDP to pick heavyweights and win election they went for a Canon fiddle like Okowa who has hidden under his bed since the elections.

Keep embarrassing Wike and keep losing on all fronts. APC is there to reap from your failures.

Wike should have allowed PDP die a natural death in 2015 when Atiku et al ran to Dubai to hide. We would not have had this discussion.

ValCon888:
Lots of ignorance here.

A typical missile of this nature has to travel +2000km to make it to its destination. The reason for the size is not necessarily the warhead, but the fuel it needs that will power it to the target.

Intercontinental Ballistic Missiles (ICBMs) are far far bigger than this.

Most Nairalanders are ignorant. They don't know that ordinarily the missile is even bigger than that. Most of the body housing the fuel has been jettisoned as the missile travelled on its way. But the tip is where the payload is housed and that is the part that delivers death and destruction.

DyingFetus:
I wanna start a cult
we will do magick and support each other
stealing wealth from political parasites and then crashing and burning in mass suicide

I'm in.

argent412:
I divorced my husband out of group influence last year in 2023. I started working as a nurse, and my friends told me that I could do without a man. So I got motivated by my friends and left my husband. As I'm talking to you, two of my friends who advised me to leave my marriage got married recently. I feel lonely and I can't find another man. So far, I have dated five men, and they just sleep with me and go. These men despite dating me they never respected me owing to fact that I'm not that attractive cos I'm in my thirties. One of my boyfriend got married to a young girl recently leaving me heartbroken. I'm tired and I need to be in my house with my loving husband. My actions were out of immaturity and wrong advice from evil friends.

I realised my mistakes. How can I convince him to allow me back? How can I persuade my husband? Advise me please 🙏
#Grace_Empire

So after sharing the thing to 5 different men you want to return to your husband so he will monoplpse the leftover?

Continue to share it freely.

Ten06:
The military should investigate very well and capture the people that killed this men and soldiers of the arm forces, after then they should go and rebuild the community they destroyed.
They acted too hastenly

What about the lives lost?

agabusta:
Stories. We have gone this path before. Nothing can be achieved by threat on social media.

But I can be appeased with one curvy big-assed babe from Ibadan.

Oh Damn, I miss Yoruba ladies. Since I left Lagos for PH, i haven't had any.

All this oil and gas that will last for 68 years and 97 years respectively, nonexistent in North and None in Yourubaland.

If they don't allow SS/SE to produce next president, all hell will let loose.