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Lalasticlala

This is not a thread for bashing . I know a lot of people are sharpening their tongues already to bash me. Some are waiting to ask me "what's my business", " respect their privacy". Before you do all that, this is what led to this thread. Just this evening , a friend of mine asked me if I can ever inform my friend that his babe is cheating on him. His question is based on his "dilemma " . His friend babe is cheating on him (his friend) and he is privy to know. Before anything , him and his guy has been together like a way-back machine .
My first answer was that it depends on the relationship between us. There are some friends that are closer than the marrows and I owe it to him as a sense of duty to save him from any grenade . If it is just a relationship with no commitment from both parties I would mind my business and keep shut.
But in a case like this, the guy is committed. His commitment is stronger than the efficacy of an aboniki balm. For me , I can't protect any cheating girlfriend from my friend . Friend here is not an acquaintance .

Guys, will you tell your friend that his babe is cheating on him ?.

Lalasticlala, Uboma

FrancisDozie:
When will you commit suicide, I will be eager to read about it,

Without mincing word , you are such an idiot. How can you be so callous to people's feeling

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CC: Uboma, Davide470, Lalasticlala

Nice one

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Among your superpowers, do you have:

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Hewlett Packard (HP) is the largest technology solutions provider in Europe, Middle East and Africa (EMEA) and worldwide. The company's offerings span from IT infrastructure, personal computing and access devices to global services, imaging and printing. Our customers are virtually everybody: consumers, small and medium sized companies, large corporations as well as Government institutions.

Start2Grow Graduate Program - Sales and Product Management

Locations: Bucharest, Romania; Budapest, Hungary; Casablanca, Morocco; Istanbul, Turkey; Lagos, Lagos, Nigeria; Moscow, Russian Federation; Prague, Czech Republic; Riyadh, Saudi Arabia; Sandton, South Africa; Sofia, Bulgaria; Warsaw, Poland

Detailed Description
As a Start2Grow Graduate, you will be exposed to roles across Sales and Product Management, having the opportunity to gain a clear strategic vision of the printing and computing markets. You will be an active member of the CEMA Go-to-Market Team, helping your customers and partners to take their business to the next level with the HP portfolio (Printing and Personal Systems products, services and solutions).

Within the program you will also improve your soft skills by creating your own development plan, including sales and leadership trainings, on-the-job stretch assignments, feedback sessions, and coaching with world class IT leaders.

Do you want to make an impact? Then apply!

Requirements
Among your superpowers, do you have:

Graduate degree obtained in the last 12 months in Business Administration, Marketing, Economics, Finance or similar
Fluency in English + fluency in the native language/s of the country you are applying to
Passion about technology and innovation
Self-motivation, confidence and fast learning skills
Creativity, proactiveness and strong inter-personal abilities
Advanced Excel and PowerPoint knowledge.
Benefits
Begin your journey by reinventing the best practices other companies already look up to. Join us, we offer you:

A competitive 2-year contract (to start with)
In-company development programs and platforms
International and cross-functional exposure
Future development opportunities to build your own career across different businesses and functions.

Method of Application
Interested and qualified? Apply below via


[url= https://www.graduatejobsng.com/2018-hewlett-packard-hp-start2grow-graduate-program/ ]https://h30631.www3.hp.com/job/-/-/3544/7950622?src=PilotLI[/url]

Pls ooo. It is retrogressive and abnormal. What he should have done is either to ask you to sleep on the bed with he sister or join you on the floor ( I don't even support you sleeping on bare floor).
He is selfish and can't make a sacrifice . This handwriting is very Bold. Bolder than Buhari failures

To me he should accept the job from the ex. They parted amicably and I think the ex still care about his welfare. Since it is a part time job, he will still have time for other things. I believe his ego is standing on the way cos to him he has a point to prove.

praiseneofingz:
please no jokes or insult as this is a burden to me right now I noticed over 2weeks now I wake up with no erection and whenever I look at my joystick, it look smaller by the day.
note: I'm not an impotent I've hard sex at least 7 times this year but I Really don't know what is wrong with my d*ck right now. please this is serious and not a joke.....I'm so scared right now!!

Bros , do you mastubate ?.

Thank you. Just applied now

She is a feminist . Feminists doesn't appreciate such kind gestures.

Somebody called me with this phone number 07060714545 telling me he was doing some registration online and he mistakenly put my number on what he was registering, that my number is similar to his number and that the password of what he was registering was sent to my phone which I actualy saw as 6310.
He was now appealing to me to give him the reset code that was sent to my phone so that he could finish his registration. I told him to call me with the number he claimed was similar to mine so that I could verify his claim, he told me he didn't have credit in that line.
I got online to find out more, only to discover he was actually trying to reset my bank online/yahoomail password and that he is a fraudster, an account hacker and also a 419er. If I had given him the code which was sent to my phone, he would have used it to reset my bank online/mobile app account.
Please let us be careful and vigilant. Fraudsters are devising new ways every day.
This is a new way of defrauding people...
Share to prevent others from being defrauded.

Bro, please take a walk. STOP WATERING A DEAD FLOWER. it is obvious you are not happy and it's surely affecting one way or the other if not emotionally alone. God bless you

**modified**
Don't even have sex with her as that might be a setback in you moving on fully. Just move on, life is too short to spend everyday begging someone to love you the way you want to be loved.

Those three things you mentioned are killers . What is a relationship without trust. What is a relationship when your partner can't forgive or be proud to show you around.

Thegeneralqueen:
All for the media

Drake's own was God's plan ,this one is show off . God just need to bless you so that this mentality can leave you

You guy is still with and knacking the ex. You are an option and you need to go visit him one f these days . Just tell him you came to do something within the neighbourhood and decide to check up on him. Babe, do the needful now so the guy doesn't end up wasting your time

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Applications are invited for:

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Requirements

You must have graduated with a minimum of a Second Class Upper degree in any discipline from a recognised university within or outside Nigeria
You must have no more than two (2) years post-NYSC work experience
You must have completed the mandatory year of national service (NYSC) at the start of the programme

Selection Criteria:

Academic and analytical excellence
Exceptional leadership qualities
Impeccable moral character

Application Closing Date
Not Specified.

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** If you have any complaints or encounter challenges in the course of your application, Please send an email to: careers@fbnquestmb.com or call any of the help lines: 07013472135, 08097178248.

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CC: Lalasticlala, Uboma

Why the north alone. Cool though

Ibadan as a whole has no light

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