Racists and tribal bigots are not distant cousins

KennyID17:


Those aren't racists na?

More like tribal bigots

and it's easy to know when u're bn deceived ma, but u gals jst get carried away anyhow bosewunyin

Laveda:


Maybe we should also talk about the guys who go on deceiving ladies..

What's the need of promising a lady heaven and earth when you know deep down you don't wanna go far with her?

I don see say u be the type wey be say una family no dey get beards. I got such friends though lol wey dey beg me for jst simple ilehu make dem gum am dia. Guy I fit giv u formula

beardlessdude:
Congrats son.

Abeg come dash me small beard. pls

Abiye

foyeks2001:
Thanks Op....although I don't take any medication without the Doctor's prescription.... learnt that from my mom....I'm expecting my third child, still in my first trimester sha....

Walahi baba na now I no say Nigerians no get eyes at all, hear them shouting beauty beauty upandan d tin dey vex me, I no wan talk before, coz I don dey look say all these days abi na me no get eye to see her beauty ni. I don see her pictures very well for nairaland and all I fit say na, she be like a baby doll, barbie, baby kinsway all join together, haba dem jst dey vex me for this nairaland. Chaiiiiii, some gals dey lucky for this world oooo ooooo >: dem no go fine and pipu go just dey see dem beauty like she don use juju n ogunmeh plaster dem eyes

jazinogold:
Be like chicken wey fall inside water

Thank God he was caught or they were caught

babytomato:
Rapists are Wild Animals.

Thank God he was caught.

It's their type that becomes Woman - Beaters

Wow ! No wonder

youngest85:


I'm hermaphrodite

Are u a lady? U sound like 1 haba

youngest85:


There are some people I can never date for whatever amount

Yup, somniloquist is the person, somniliquism is the act

ReneeNuttall:



Is dat the name for it?

That's normal, to allow the droplets of urine shake off, else u got them in ur boxers

sunnymornin1:
Anytime I piss finish right from small I use to shake my prick uptil now

Did u steal meat under a big mould of eba


Did u steal meat in the plate and dished rice on it before putting the real meat on it?



Did u peep at ur sister's,aunty's friends, and uncle's gfs in the toilet n bathroom

petux:
1.) playing with my dick before sleeping
2.) Snoring
3.) Stealing meat from my mums soup
4.) Reading children storybook
5.)Talking to my myself

Somniloquistc

ReneeNuttall:
Mine is sitting down on the floor in the parlour instead of sofa.

Also sleep talking.

That's not true, she wasn't thinking she would change him. She saw a big man who was caring. Trust u ladies

Heeyhun:


She was probably thinking she'll change him. Women have the mentality that they'll change a man and he'll be different with them

ohhh ! O jo yiibo sha

sisisioge:


I'm Yoruba...but kinda half baked.

Wow, really? Thought u were yoruba o

I guess Edo or delta then lol

sisisioge:


It was a struggle reading this.

1. Beni a ba si agolo idin



2. Epo ba tu si Akara


























Asiri ba tu

sisisioge:
...and so the can of worms is opened.

U hear women - woe unto men - women

kuchikau:
d women remains d vessel for mans downfall.

Hahahaha dem papa jst send me one nao nao ... me wey still get job dem wan gimme drug to sell for dem papa even if dem dey use ogunmeh my head still dey Aii awon Olobe

EzepueChinelo:
I was already at the Interview this morning, as I just read about them on Nairaland, I had to pack my slippers and run, still on my way home, I wish the other people recieving lectures well.
Most Importantly, thank God for this Forum

Hello pls I just got this message as well, what was ur experience with em

absnaira:
pls i want you to clarify this for me i was invited for interview by best search are they legitimate
this is image of the message i received through my mail

Na only the babe u see

crackerspub:
In Patience Jonathan's own voice "CHAI"





See wetin ground go chop, fine babe




I swear if death na person i for don slap sote him face go turn to ply word





Why on earth will u take this beauty away and left wowo for us





Chai this is painful





RIP, chai

Hahaha

beautiful232:


ole

ole

Hmm, udia mi

beautiful232:
man kneels down as he propose to his girlfriend?


him for stand propose?

Congratulations my people

And who ended Barcelona's unbeaten run last season, same Ronaldo in a 1-2 away victory . He scored the winning goal to stop Barca's unbeaten record, Oya let's start

Rexnegro:

same last season You talked About where was cr7 when barca beat them 4 0 right There in front of their fan in bernabue lol...messi came back from injury came into The match close to 80mins and still had more passes than bale, benzema And cr7 combine....until Ronaldo has passed messi in stats, facts, figures and numbers not until then I will agree that cr7 better messi...

Naa it belongs to a mallam, an Aboki
The spot is in Ikeja

rheether:
That Spot must belong to an IPOD.. They are everywhere

How many times will this same story b feature on nairaland... it happened in time past. It's been over a year or 2 I saw this

smartty68:
No be small demand on top recession... Look at my shoe it has suffered from enough trekking lawd!

Ogar go and change your shoe brake pad

sisisioge:


No thank you. E don do...no quote me again pls.

Obota.

o fi ede pa omo olomo, ko da be o

Choi

sisisioge:


Omo oshi jati jati

Ori e fo sile.

That's word for word translation.

Good thinking, hmm

nnokwa042:
I wish that talkative bale akiolu should be kidnapped and tortured very well ,remaining deji of akure now that our in-law is Governor of ondo he will soon be deposed

Real Madrid Final matches to clinch double this season :

Laliga


Granada vs Realmadrid -2 ( bonus)

RealMadrid vs Sevilla - 1 ( tough)

Celtavigo vs Realmadrid -2 ( tough)

Realmadrid vs Malaga - 1 ( tough)


UCL

Realmadrid vs Monaco/Juventus - 1 ( tough)

Count down begins

Too faulty, and where did u keep, South-south, or they ain't in ur map, especially Calarbar/akwaibom men. Go spend 3 days and change ur thought.

Rayhandrinni:
the westerners enjoy cheating sooo much...

so, i work in this hotel... and on a scale of 100, il tell how different tribes come in here

first, azeen 1st on the list (1st)
1.Yoruba's. (this people enjoy cheating so much, they come in with different peoples fat wives !.... which sees them scooping in a whopping par of 75% !


2.Igbo's. (they prefer younger girls who would do the job for them...they barely bring in fat women(somebori's wife" so...they get a 20% on par



3. East Side Cali (Calabar Pipo)
they are trying sha, the men would always remind me of thier wives at home, and how the girl has been disturbing them for a bang :\ bros, i no ask you ni... thier women barely have affairs outside marriage.....so they get a 4%


4.Hausa's.... Arewa barely comes around...but when they do, the men always prefer "dark room node?, she too de shy" so, una collect the last point for this analysis so

U don see wetin cr7 and his mate did?

optional1:
lemme sit here and watch what this CR7 and his teammate will play...



I sit with #AMD

arakunrin, sora Re mo Je ki odua binu si o ooooo

Sunnycliff:
AFO. njas and African mystic powers. That's where and what they can do best. voodoo mechanics