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holajhdeee: To Package urself no be crime....

NEW JOB TITLES:

*Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO)

*House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM)

*Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager
(OACM)

*Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH)

*Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor
Specialist (BCCS)

*Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician
(TWT)

*Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT)

*Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS)

*Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer
(PSE)

*Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance
Officer (TPSO)

*Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE)

*Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS)

*Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS)

*Employee without Portfolio : Administration
Manager (AM)

*Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management
Executive(GNMO)

*Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist
(DSCRS)
Do Not Forget
*Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS)

*Gossip : Research & Communications Manager
(RCM).

*Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism
Specialist (RACS)

*Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement &
Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE)

*Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance
Executive (ATME)

*Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction
Engineer (AFTCE)

*Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS)

*Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE)

*Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution
Consultant (IWDC)

*Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO)
truly 9ja

Bros u ve really made my day. Never laugh like dis in a long while

ITbomb: We buy Devotionals, preaching cds, writing materials, handkerchief , sweet and biscuit on sundays.
Don't make this religion thing too hard on u. Think wide and be free from human doctrine.
Sabbath was made for man, not man for the sabbath.

Most people feel they should rest on that day but others just have to be there to provide essential services.

Are u saying one can go about his/her normal business on sunday without committing sin against God

My fellow NL, Could it be said that buying and selling on a sunday is a sin since the Bible said remember the sabbath day and keep it holy.

If is a sin that means almost everybody is committing the sin cos we buy fuel on sunday or enter taxi to visit friends/relations on sunday.

Let's reason together on this

shadrach77: Igbos again! They will do anything for money

Here comes another Boko Haram or Ofenmanu

Its been long TB made the front page

We have poor maintenance culture in Nigeria. Ordinary grass for National stadium we no fit maintain.


God bless Nigeria

Yomieluv: na today,e don tay we dey hear am.

Yes bros but we need to be careful. Cos I need to work on myself, the truth they say is bitter

Yomieluv: if ur silly tribe is better than mine,what are u doing on my land,ode

Did I hear u say ur land? Who develop ur land? Igbos own 80% of ur land.keep quite and contribute wisely instead of making urself look stupid

Be guided accordingly

Yomieluv: Amen,no mind those riffraffs called ibos.
God made a mistake by creating that tribe.

How can u say God made mistake by creating the igbo, the most industrious tribe in d whole wide world. Mind how u talk about God the creator before he wipes ur tribe out from dis world. Remember he said I will bless those who bless u and curse those who curse u.

Be guided accordingly

UPDATE: A man, claiming to be an agent of a political party was on Saturday arrested at ward 7 Akure garage, Ondo, close to the incumbent governor and the Labour party’s candidate in the ongoing governorship election, Olusegun Mimiko’s polling booth distributing N10,000 to security officials.

He was allegedly caught with ballot papers thumb printed at a Texaco filling station in the area

The man has been sent to Olokuta prison in Ondo.

Source: http://www.channelstv.com/home/2012/10/20/ondo-election-party-agent-caught-distributing-n10-000-to-officials/

geria’s foremost novelist Chinua Achebe has claimed that Nigerians, especially of the Hausa/Fulani and the Yoruba stocks, do not like his Igbo ethnic group because of the southeast’s cultural advantage.

He made this claim in his new book, There was a Country, which has generated controversy for his onslaught on the role of Obafemi Awolowo as the federal commissioner of finance during the Nigeria civil war. He accused Awolowo of genocide and imposition of food blockade on Biafra, a claim that has drawn rebuttals and contradictions of emotional intensity from some southwest leaders and commentators.

“I have written in my small book entitled The Trouble with Nigeria that Nigerians will probably achieve consensus on no other matter than their common resentment of the Igbo,” he wrote under the heading, A History of Ethnic Tension and Resentment. He traced the origin of “the national resentment of the Igbo” to its culture that “gave the Igbo man an unquestioned advantage over his compatriots in securing credentials for advancement in Nigerian colonial society.”

He observed that the Igbo culture’s emphasis on change, individualism and competitiveness gave his ethnic group an edge over the Hausa/Fulani man who was hindered by a “wary religion” and the Yoruba man who was hampered by” traditional hierarchies.”

He therefore described the Igbo, who are predominantly Catholic, as “fearing no god or man, was “custom-made to grasp the opportunities, such as they were, of the white man’s dispensations. And the Igbo did so with both hands.”

He delved into history with his claim, asserting that the Igbo overcame the earlier Yoruba advantage within two decades earlier in the twentieth century.

“Although the Yoruba had a huge historical and geographical head start, the Igbo wiped out their handicap in one fantastic burst of energy in the twenty years between 1930 and 1950.”

He narrated the earlier advantage of Yoruba as contingent on their location on the coastline, but once the missionaries crossed the Niger, the Igbo took advantage of the opportunity and overtook the Yoruba.

‘The increase was so exponential in such a short time that within three short decades the Igbos had closed the gap and quickly moved ahead as the group with the highest literacy rate, the highest standard of living, and the greatest of citizens with postsecondary education in Nigeria,” he contended.

He said Nigerian leadership should have taken advantage of the gbo talent and this failure was partly responsible for the failure of the Nigerian state, explaining further that competitive individualism and the adventurous spirit of the Igbo was a boon Nigerian leaders failed to recognize and harness for modernization.

“Nigeria’s pathetic attempt to crush these idiosyncrasies rather than celebrate them is one of the fundamental reasons the country has not developed as it should and has emerged as a laughingstock,” he claimed.

He noted that the ousting of prominent Igbos from top offices was a ploy to achieve a simple and crude goal. He said what the Nigerians wanted was to “get the achievers out and replace them with less qualified individuals from the desired ethnic background so as to gain access to the resources of the state.”

Achebe, however, saved some criticisms for his kinsmen. He criticised them for what he described as “hubris, overweening pride and thoughtlessness, which invite envy and hatred or even worse that can obsess the mind with material success and dispose it to all kinds of crude showiness.”

He added that “contemporary Igbo behavior(that) cab offend by its noisy exhibitionism and disregard for humility and quietness.

Source: http://thenationonlineng.net/new/news/why-nigerians-hate-igbo-by-chinua-achebe/

Ufeolorun: I PRAY FOR ANOTHER BOOM LIKE 2007, MAN!,AM HOLDING ONTO MY ANCHOR BUT CARS ARE THE LEAST SIGNAL NJARE

I pray for another like that brossssss

Source plssssssssssss

GEJ will set up a committee to look into the circumstances surrounding the thrashing.

We heard Nigeria will break by 2015. Could it be said that all these news coming up now will lead to that break up? Achebe n awolowo,US blamming ojukwu n Awolowo,soyinka,kofi anna,etc

Count down to 2015 don start

Yes naaa.

If you can buy treated cow milk for your baby why can't you buy treat human milk for baby.

Haba my people the song no bad at least is better than ' I am so glad that Jesus loves me....

Thank God she is alive after several rumors that she is dead

The tin tire meooo. I hve experinced that so many time at that airport. The one punturing my boarding pass told me oga I be IT person ooo, anytin for weekend. Almost everybody there uses that language Anytin for the weekned. Am from Imo but the tin dey pain me

What a match. Djokovic turned the table on Murray.
Am so happy for Djokovic but pity Murray cos he had much support from the crowd.

Great game. Djokovic won d set to set an epic final set.

Infact this game belongs to Murray.

These guys are good

Great come back by Djokovic. 5-5

What a come back by Djokovic

Murray is leading in this set. Djokovic what what happened to you

1st Set over. Andy Murray leads 7-5

4-5

Good game

Go for it DJokovic

4-4