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kosplateau:
yes..but Yoruba takes it to whole new level

hahahahahahahahahahaha level 30 ..Nna 3 Origin and 1 chicken lap 4 u jor

domopps:
Or you meant to say cute couple!

Really need advance Oxford Dic!



Cheeeers

I think you are the one who really needs a dictionary. They are siblings and so cannot be referred to as couple.

Continue to blame God because that is what we always do. A building falls, people blame God. Plane crashes, they blame God. A chronic chain smoker dies of throat cancer and people will still blame God. They tend to forget that sometimes we are the architects of our misfortunes. They have not paused to think that maybe the building was not built with standard materials or the engine of the plane needed some replacement or that smoking puts one at the risk of dying young. For once people should look inward and stop pointing fingers.

Op remove UNIZIK from that list because they waste time a lot. Not all the lecturers are enthusiastic to lecture, some don't even have an in-depth knowledge of the courses they lecture. Even when you finally write exams, it will take them donkey years to mark the scripts and release the results. I wrote one of my 1st semester exam around September 2013 and up till now the result is not yet out. Worse is they will waste your time and still expect one to pay for all those years before graduating. My friend who started her Msc in Computer Engineering that has just 3 semesters since 2012 is still struggling with course work. They are fast with their undergraduate programmes but for post graduate programmes, even a snail is faster.

Op you have akpiri ogologo raise to power 10...wen u go chop vulture? heard it tastes like chicken too

eleko1:
Marketing strategy

Confam . You are a core business student/graduate. That should be the first thing to pop into the mind of a business inclined student cum graduate.

EVILFOREST:
That's nice..
There are LADIES I can't marry especially when considering their occupation.

Even when they assume MARY, these occupations predisposes them to such rubbish.
And considering how weak they are, they will always succumb.

Examples :
HOTEL staff of any category....... .. . NEVER
BANKER... ......... .. NEVER
Highlife MUSICIAN....... .... .. NEVER
ACTRESS............. .... ... NEVER
BORN AGAIN prostitute. .... .... NEVER.
BAR tender....... .. NEVER.
CLUB/PARTY event planner.... ... NEVER
? SECRETARY to one big oga.

Thank God, just LEAVE her and move on.
Don't EVER LOVE WOMEN.
Because they change rapidly with changing circumstances.
The BEST U can do to a woman as a man is to show CARE...... .. That's all.

Oga keep that your occupation list one place o. A weak woman is a weak woman irrespective of her occupation. That a lady works in a hotel is not and should not be an excuse for her to sleep with all the male customers lodging in the hotel. It is either she has always been a loose person or she sleeps with them for money. Give her '' an occupation" other than the ones you listed will not stop her from sleeping around.

melzabull:
OK, I love the concept and nice/beautiful pics too, but what is pre-marriage pictures and when did it become part of our culture in Africa??

There was never a time anybody said it is part of the culture of Africans. It's just something people do because it is trendy and fun. You get to take some funny pictures of you and your partner before saying those words " I Do".

lilmax:
in your words only If he is worth it

yeah and by being worthy of my respect he has to follow the male version of those rules...if not i won't even consider dating or marrying him. Abi na only man sabi better thing abi??

lilmax:
are you dating a worthless man?

Why should I?

dmcdad:
Gbam! If you require just half of it, it means you are benevolent and considerate.

For me, I don't see a biggy with those. They are nothing, as long as she can be as loyal as loya milk.

and what if i require full of it...what does it mean? ..inconsiderate and selfish abi...ok o kontinu

dmcdad:
Epic!

hmmmmmm

EggovinMma:
UNA DON START WITH UNA SILLY THREAD FOR BLOKUS AGAIN?

MAKE UNA KUKUMA GIVE US TISSUE TO CLEAN UNA YANSH! !!

hahaha ...babes i tire o. women eyaf suffer, rules everyday. I will only stick to those rules if and only if the man is worth it. I no dey for gold ring for pig nose matter o.

iPopAlomo:
She reacted like a b!tch 99% of women would have reacted...

and what do you have to say about the man's actions?

harbeedaymee:
She deserved it. Why did she reject the love child? What has the innocent child done to warrant such a harsh reaction?

Babes na wa 4 u o. It is easy to say because you are not the woman in question. Its possible that if u find yourself in such situation, you may even do worse. The issue here is not about what the baby did to the woman. The man should have told her from the onset that he has a child out of wedlock and he is bringing the child home because the mother can't take care of him/her (though that's a flimsy excuse anyway). At least the shock and betrayal would have waned down a little..instead of suprising her like that. She reacted the way 99% of women would have reacted.

Bonchonra:
Believe some classical ladies admire skillful men lik carpenters, mechanics n so others. They most at time gets contracts. That am a landlord of 3 bedroom flat n a plot of land today ws bcs I learnt mason work a year after my SSCE at my 21 I strtd my project thuo my parent neva supported my choice. Same work tht took me through my ND in Fedpoly wen I lost my sponsor in death 2 months befor my admission. I ws a king to every student around then bcs I hardly runs out of cash. Honestly speaking some of those men maks a lot of money than those in govt house my oga hav all his 9 children trained in higher institutions,a landlord to 4 difft upstairs now cruising wit highlander jeer. I get pretty chicks more at sites than then in campus. Now am planning of travelling abroad for higher learning all frm mason work though I also secure contracts, I never compete cus am creative n ready to mimic. Am 26 nw by time i clock 30 I may hav bcom a certified Engr even empolying some skilful white men to work wit me. Nigerian ladies pls for ur own good n dnt mak me change my mind lik my broda Mike obi who now hav his Russian babymama.

if u like get china babymama...c advertisement o, allow your market sell imsef na.

Youngwee:
haba! U sabi lie ooo

E be like say u be soldier...most times they tend to have temper issues...i like soldiers o but no be d ones wey dey sambisa o... I prefer d one wey dey siddon 4 office.

funmi4love:
ha! I can't o

hahaha ...if u marry soldier, im go use your face and body perfect him combat skills

quiinnBee:
why are some girls this daft

babes u suppose know say na joke wey people compose na...even if na dundee sef hian

safarigirl:
my brother, thank you. Naija men think they're the only ones that deserve good things and the ladies, like hungry dogs, should settle for whatever bones thrown to them and even be grateful. It's a sickening mentality cuz these same guys want their sisters with nice, smart, good-looking and comfortable guys.

babes i tire o. the marginalization no be here, na God hand we dey o.

guiddoti:
I understand your expression. If you see beyonce and the rest of them on the fit what would you have said? What is not good is not good in respect your race.

That is true...

Springz:
Well going by your post, that is what YOU know. So it is not a fact just your opinion.

And what is the fact...that mothers are free to expose their bodies in the name of dressing because it is their body..na wa o? So for example If u see your mom dressed in bum shorts and tummy revealing top (don't take it personal) ...u brand it okay and fact??. Different upbringing i guess.

Captainswag225:
lol that mil is a wicked woman......... But for me i dont think mil's shouldnt be allowed to stay in theìr sons matrimonial home... Its bad....i think husbands/sons must be bold enuf to draw the line. Not all marital issues should go out to the mil's

Yeah that is true. She can come to visit, stay for months and go but staying for years...dat one go hard o. Na women we be na , they will both start seeing faults with themselves. But if one has a good MIL...its joy all the way.

charger09:
im sure u are one piece of junk,,so imma let u wander in ure misery..
u talking bout reasoninghow ironic
mofo go back re-read the crap u wrote earlier nd see if it made any sense
we knw pple like you..
gold digger!! i hate you

hmmm...piece of junk , gold digger ...na wa 4 u o..dis names dem no reach na? find something meaner now. you know people like me..sorry i forgot we grew up together.

Captainswag225:
lol i get ur point, but some dil tend to abuse the priveleges calling their mil witches,,,, other mil also try to control their dil.., thats why it should be 50-50

hahaha..yeah its true. Some MIL can be overbearing sometimes, one in my street she had to take over the cooking in the house simply because the DIL didn't know how to prepare some local dishes instead of teaching her. Am not saying DIL don't have their faults too. The key in their relationship should be understanding.

charger09:
sharrrrraaaaappp..
what kinda human being is dis one..
she is even dividing the shit into percentage..
i dnt knw you o..buh i hate you nd d crap u wrote up der!

Oga I don't care if u hate me not. I stated my opinion and if u have reservations, u state yours like a matured and reasonable human being instead of hating and whining like a starved puppy.

Captainswag225:
dont u think the mother in law and daugher in law should both have equal ownership of the son/husband?

Of course not, it should be 75-25. Yeah, you are his mother but then he is an adult who is starting a family and not a baby.. so to an extent he needs his space. The MIL should have 25 while the DIL should have 75 because she is starting a family with her husband and she needs all the care, love, support and attention she can get from her husband. There can't be 2 captains in a boat unless it will capsize, one has to give way for the other.

DAVIYJONESS:
I was talking about typical nigerian girls not 15years old virgin like you.

Am a 25 year old virgin and not 15.

milychocs:
I agree with all but number 10....about not expecting life to be fair...and the last one maybe
I expect life to be fair....all the time
It is a nice expectation to have........and life may(will) just well turn out that way
......especially for someone who lets others break hugs, and who relishes little pleasures dont you think?

Cheers

There is a difference between expectations and reality. You expect life to be fair but in reality it is not fair. You wrote jamb and post utme, passed very well but at the end of the day you were not given admission because those who had the money and people have collected all the name slots. Finally you gained admission and graduated expecting to get a good job only to be thrown a blow by the reality in Nigeria= No jobs and even if there is, it is based on Connection and not Merit. Finally, you get a job and after some years, you are due for promotion but your papers have not even been reviewed while those with less qualification and experience are been promoted. Finally you had enough money to start a family, so you married a wife and both of you were expectant of having kids running around the house. 10 years into the marriage no cry of a baby while as papa bomboy who is just a bricklayer and cannot afford 3 square meals per day just welcomed his 8th child with his wife. And so the cycle continues. So please don't expect life to be fair at all times because it is really not fair. You will only end up jinxing yourself .

TroubadourM:
Relax, that OP is a parody, as in he's just here to spice up the forum with those kinda posts.

If you're not in the "class" of girls the OP is talking about, or you so much despise then you're curious about em... Otherwise you have no business reading these posts.

Spice up the forum at the detriment of who? Nigerian girls in populace. This is a public forum and to an extent what people post here has an effect of the thoughts and mindset of the next person reading it. I was curious cos am a Nigerian girl so i wanted to know the 10 things we are ''supposed'' to have done.