₦airaland Forum

Truckpusher:
You're making a mistake here , miss.

Sex is like an adhesive in every relationship .

I hear you no be only adhesive na super glue. How many ex-gfs do you have now? Did you have sex with them? If yes, why didn't the sex make you guys stick together irrespective of your differences since you said its like an adhesive?

seangy4konji:
Na lie you lie say u hungry...if you truly hungry,na to get yellow gari turn eba and down that okro with am...just put some fish in that okro..you can even drink the okro soup like garry if you use better plate weh get inside.dat iru weh u see so??d aroma weh he deh give food??nothin compare to am.Bokoto na cow leg/skin.if its soft and has used enough time inside soupna so u go nearly swallow your tongue while u deh eat am...you can use it for peppersoup,eforiro and also draw soup with stock fish join.(dat one weh plenty for abuja so) or smoked catfish.chei...this draw so??na Garri/Eba go carry am successfully...na sleeping tablet you take so.

U go like food wella eh, see explanation sha. Its good to like food though.

cromz:
oluwa abeg shine your light mk I no go jam the ones wey they fly for night

Oluwa say mek i tell you say the best tin e fit do for you na for you to stop toastin chics becos the next one wey u go jam na the ones wey dey use 21 inches broom dey fly for night. No talk say i no tell you o.

IamAtribalist:
another one with her women-speak. Ladies and gentlemen let me interpret for you:

"Thank God all men are not wise enough to see what you see because I am no different from this girl who just got her own 'slave' for life."

Also, notice how she labels me as poor because of my opinion. Even if she finds out I am a man of considerable means, it will not stop her from making this assertion because unless you show willingness to be their 'slave' women will not give you credit for your worth and achievements. Pay attention. A woman will try to shame you whenever she has no basis for her arguments. Its called woman-speak. Learn it gentlemen. It will save you a lot of wahala in the future.

Go and make the money first before you open your mouth to spew trash about girls and their family finding succor in their husband wealth. At least na man wey get money go fit cater for im family and his wife own. So as my dad is trying all his best to see all my siblings through school and is even helping me to further my education up to masters level, and if unfortunately for me i marry a slow poke like you with your stereotyped thinking (God knows i won't make that silly mistake), you will open your mouth to tell the world that you are the one sustaining my family right? U no well.

IamAtribalist:
Her maga don pay -she don catch better slave. He will now (if he is not already) be fully responsible for clothing, feeding, shelter, jewelries, travel etc NOT only for her (because they are Africans) but for all her junior brothers and sisters.

You think say na everybody from parasitic poverty stricken family like you abi..Oponu.

Haywhymido:
shut up, the left ones keep expecting to be approached by the right ones

And the left ones always think they are the right ones..pfttt

floragregs:
who be this? Common go play!

I dey wait for you na my playmate, na suwe or tete we go play today?

AdaNri1:
well if that's what you prefer it's absolutely your choice. Mercy too. I had 2 in 2 and spent 3 years before going for 3. I'm not judging but I'm just imagining her going anywhere with these 3 alone, there's no triple buggy and I can't imagine her oldest will walk a long distance to anywhere, seeing as her dad carries her along the way in some pictures. It's just my opinion and she's within her rights to ask us puck nosing to mind our business

She could get a house help to help her unless she doesn't want one.

floragregs:
u think so? Story

Even if she is, shebi na she dey complain no be you. No dey drink panadol for another person headache abeg.

AdaNri1:
Mercy if your pregnancy is planned that's fine, if not then you should consider a form of family planning natural or contraceptive.

I think its planned, with her exposure and sophistication she should know all about family planning and contraceptives. My aunt did the same. She got married in 2011 and she has 4 kids already. Now she is focusing on bringing up her kids, career and taking care of her family. Don't see any harm, depends on what the lady wants and her kind of body anyway. Even thinking of going that way (one year spacing).

MARKone:
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hahaha . I dey tells u o, nigerian tryion lanister.

donholy28:
Anointed with all those makeups,winch nails and worldly things on her?…Christianity don suffer

Remember in the Bible when Samuel was instructed by the Lord to go to the House of Jesse as he has chosen one of his sons to be anointed as the King of Israel. He saw Eliab and said surely this must be the one God has chosen because he is tall and handsome , but see what God say to him in 1 Samuel 16 vs 7 " But the Lord said to him "Pay no attention to how tall and handsome he is. I have rejected him, because I do not judge as people judge. They look at the outward appearance, but I look at the heart". When God is searching for vessels to use, he does not check if that person is wearing make up or dressed like an SU, he looks at the heart. Does that heart pant out of love for me? Is that heart ready to give its last shot to see that my kingdom is established in the earth?...Mary Magdalene was almost stoned to death for committing adultery by people who are no better than her, but what did Christ do?. He knew she was a sinner but then he looked beyond her sins, he searched her heart and knew she has a heart panting out of love for God but was only swayed away by the fleshy desires of the world. He forgave her sins and gave her a fresh beginning. So please don't criticize people that way. With God , there is a chance for everyone including prostitutes, criminals, drug addicts etc.

From me to all arsenal male fans
E suppose go round but if e no reach you, holla me mek i finish the matter.

Timoleon:
cool i wont....the last few years has proven that a lot of babes loss their virginity in sambisa. come prepared.

Should i come with Shakabula or AK-47? My bullet proof vest dey always dey on so that one no be issue na.

Timoleon:
#lesson for you though!

learn the meaning of sarcasm! Its obvious the match was over, hence the ref has nothing against them again. The opposing team seem also to have left the pitch. My statement was a joke but you took it personal simply cos u didnt understand d sarcasm. Happy sunday, the weather is cold here, can we hook up?

Yeah we can hook up... . Meet me at Sambisa forest and please don't keep me waiting u hear.

Mehn...mine its just been God and my Lovely Dad. Sometimes i wonder what would have become of me if not for my Dad. God bless him for Me o. He still sends me money anytime i ask him and is even the one sponsoring my masters programme. Though i do some runs in school like helping people write exams, assignments, seminars and projects sha. My house we no dey ask momsy for money na, i don't know why but we grew up that way. She just give her little once in a while. All in All, i still thank God.

Haywhymido:
so?? Are fishermen n farmers nt men? They possess what ur husband to be wld use to make u reach climax 4 bed, if nt even better.Keep saying gibberish up n down dear.

So for you, marriage is all about reaching climax? Or selecting one's partner should be based solely on whether he possessed the TOOL for climax bah ? Chai smh. Fishermen and Farmers are Men quite alright for their kind though. Everyone has goals, aspirations and dreams. A typical fisherman's dream might just be to sell fish, make enough sales to put food on his table, give birth to kids without training them in school. Will you now expect a female medical graduate whose dreams extends beyond the shores of Nigeria not to talk of where the fisherman is from to marry him?. Of course it won't walk, shoe get size.

Timoleon:
and the ref didnt give him red card? fifa has gone to the dogs!

Typical African man, they pretend to be so rigid and uphold laws, procedures and values but at the end of the day their system is nothing to write home about. Still marred with irregularities and impunity of the highest order. Whatever happened to being SPONTANEOUS?. The Whites understand the meaning of LOVE and the fact that it should be celebrated ANYTIME and ANYWHERE.

Haywhymido:
keep on waiting 4 who go sweep u off ur feet, u hear

Okponu, i knew you would understand it literally. Read in between lines, have u heard of the word "PUN" ?

seangy4konji:
Yes...na dat thing that looks like dog poop..it con get variety.black one or white one...d white one with better ewedu and gbegiri with bokoto and intestines and your day will never remain the same...i no go follow u chop dat dog meat ooo but that eforiro is best when prepared with enough locust beans,ponmo,crayfish with eko...solid pap...

U don deh make me hungry again madam...

Haha..eko and efo, av not tried that sha. In between what is bokoto, sounds more like buttocks ...No try put that iru wey dey smell for my food o. Then in Ondo, my yoruba corper friend was cooking okro and i told her i was gonna eat cos i was hungry. I think she used that iru and i could really see the iru floating inside the okro, my appetite just run leave my body that day.

mznuez:
Attention seekers...??
At least you suceeded in making me kwn you're a footballer

hian..jealousy . As if you are not secretly wishing that your would be husband should propose to you in such a romantic and spectacular way too. Babes ehh . Admit it, every girl wants to be swept off her feet by that special man.

seangy4konji:
No be 4 here u go see dat one chop...If you need better bush meat,moi moi or amala dudu with gbegiri with cold palm wine or origin then you fit holla...

What is amala?, Is it that black thing that looks like my dog poop?. Of course i ain't eating that shit but i can manage efo riro ( the one wey dem use chicken cook o) with better pounded yam diluted with fresh palmwine and anu nkita (dog meat) with enough pepper. Chai , miss my service days in Ondo State sha.

handsomeclouds:
Is he a pastor or an Imam? Why did he attach the threat of Biafra? And why did he deactivate his accounts? Don't forget clear conscience fears no accusation!

Hmmm, biko in the Naija wey me i know clear conscience dey fear accusation especially when u enta kpanta wit Naija police. The Nigerian law enforcement agencies and judicial system is so much warped in incompetency, partiality and corruption to the extent of innocent people being accused of crimes they did not commit and are sent to prison for no just case without proper investigations. Go to prison wards and see for yourself. Ibos are not known to be terrorist and even if he is to be arrested, will they allow proper rule of law and justice to take its course?. Of course not, they will end up tagging him as the person responsible for the attack without proper investigations. 99% of born and bred naija people go delete their account sharp sharp even we are innocent becos we know how d justice system dey roll for here.

seangy4konji:
Lol...15 what??

Its sunday...drink a pepsi...

No i want Champagne with curried mutton and veal chops in soy sauce garnished with pickled chinese onions.

seangy4konji:
Beautiful...

Its obvious the thing has been useless for the woman for a while and of no use being there...

I hear some of them from that side have just 2-3 inch of peeenis and obviously 0 balls...

Useless but it gave her kids. Do you even know the meaning of the word "Useless"?. Your own wey reach 15 inches, you don collect award with am? mtschewwww

Vanquay:

Well obviously I have a better music taste

Oh please . Stop the famzing biko. That song was among the best hits during that year and its a good song too about how friends stick out for each other. And by better music taste, hope say no be all dos fuji and terry G music wey full your song list.

Chai my popsy go don turn for bed tire dis nite..e fit no even chop dis night sef . Come Mourinho abi wetin be their coach name, i no dey use my 1 and only popsy dey play.

Vanquay:
I have been in the states since childhood and listen to American Music yet I have no clue who the hell Fatjoe is...How will Nigerians know him?

If i hear say u don smell to cross seme border talk less of America. Even though i was young then but i knew he featured jennifer lopez in " Am gonna hold u down".

cnwokike:
Is Fabiyi a Nigerian name?

It sounds like a YORUBA name, wait lemme ask google.....

keenn:
o

Oh a female.

If u where her what would u do to a fellow student who made an attempt?

Pls be sincere

If i was the female lecturer, being a very playful person by nature i may crack joke with the student like" You want to ask your lecturer out abi instead of facing your books" and that will be the end or i may even decide not to bring it up. After all, what is the big deal?. You only tried to woo me but u did not succeed. So OP don't be scared, Just pretend like nothing ever happened and try to see her as your lecturer and not one "chikito" that you tried to "toast".

Hmmm

theDEVILisHERE:
No problem
This doesn't change the fact that the people in the country should be discussing the urgent issues regarding their co-existence together and how they will resolve that as quick as possible
This KUMBIA mentality is why most africans haven't solve their societal problems

For all the years you have been discussing the issues regarding our existence, what solutions have you come up with or even proffer?. Please cut the OP some slack and allow us to bask in the euphoria of our diversity.