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blogger10:
None. But she always seems to come over. It just happens.

She's a really brave one then

dlaw281:
A year and 2 months

Could it be its an hybrid with a basenji origin, cos I know they dont back at all even fully grown ones

dlaw281:
I stay in ekiti

Oh, then delivery might be a problem considering the pandemic

I stay in Kaduna, I could talk to some friends! Where do you stay?

seanwilliam:
I think I forgot my charger head at your place.. i will come by 8 to pick it..would you be around ?

Lol, well, there are multiple heads of charger, choose any

Deicide:
Na why I like SA girls they go tell you straight up watin day their mind

Naija babe go rather die than say she wants it like that oo!! Me self, sometimes I go just pretend like say I no knw to torment them

EzzyCarter:
Heck yes babe, Pythagoras was my boy before he died

Isaac newton was my student

EzzyCarter:
Lmao. You sef go play along now. Bahd guy

Lol, no dulling oo

Olawrites:
Oh boy na 2 weeks romp oo

;Dgee!!

Olawrites:
I want to watch zeeworld all night.

Can u teach me how to solve maths

Med oo, you teach the maths naa!!

EzzyCarter:
Lol. Loads of em. But then it shouldn't shock you once ur dicck game is tight they'd find subtle or even aggressive ways to keep coming for more.


My pastor told me someone is after my life and I shouldn't sleep alone (So I'm a bodyguard shey? )
"Ezzy, I need you to massage my body. I sprained my leg at the gym today " she comes and you see she didn't sprain shii
"I forgot my waist-trainer the other day, I'm coming for it tonight". (Something she intentionally left behind)
"I made Egusi and pounded yam. But I dont have appetite. Maybe if I see someone to eat with my appetite will come back"
"I have an online assignment to submit tonight and I need speedy network so I'm coming over "
"They fumigated my hostel so I can't sleep inside"
"There's this lady I'm avoiding in my neigbourhood. Told her I was travelling this weekend. Can I come over? "
"Cockroaches have entered my room and it's freaking me out, I'm on my way" (why are they selling Baygon/Raid sis? )


Lemme stop here sha

Baba!! I fear u aswear!! Them don use the internet network own for me too, she chat me on whatsapp with same network that its bad and she needs to finish an assignment, me don already know wetin want go down, well the rest is...!!

CaptainStephen:
She shows up at 9pm and says she can't find her house keys.
Sleep here ke I sharply form going for night bush excercise
Next thing you hear is " ehnn don't worry i will go and force the door open

Lol, she get plans for you!! You self for just play along naa

Freelane33:
Condom is cheaper than early grave censor early grave digger . Sex is just overrated, there is nothing there . Maybe it’s because Some of us are married sha

You very right oo, am single and I always tell my friends that movies, porn and maybe society has made sex one important thing!! Its actually overrated!! When I got close I was now asking myself, na wetin people dey shout be this??

paulolee:
lolz..my man..d banging tinz no be watin person gat take de mk mouth bt some gals jus too weird...life na all abt stories n experiences wr we all gat pass tru shaa

No be lie guy!! Some girls get issues

Also in the field of medicine like the famous Dr Bennet omalu. Painful the nation dont give opportunity for bright minds to thrive

paulolee:
lolz..dm plenty na..as a student n a single guy stayin in a self-contained na normal to hear mumu excuses
1..that they want to read all nite, she jus drop d books n neva opened it till she left, mayb na to deceive peps n her friends
2..dt she wan to folp me do early morning jugging d nxt day, after d all nite banging wit me on vega, we endup sleepin all weekend
3..dt dey is lite bt she want to kum an charge in my place bcox my charger is fast, aunty no gree go ous o n leta pass d nite n follow charge her nunu wit my fat charger..
4..dt one of her cousine dt visit do touch her at nite n d gal is a lesbian n shes afraid mk d cousin no rape her, i allow her stay nites bcoz she be nxt door neighbor n d cousine tried joining us one nite n askes for party bt d mumu gal no gree n she step aside n watch live porn between me n her sweet cousine all nite...it was mad fun till d cousine travel bk..
5..d worst was wen one winners sister said she heard m going to winners n she wana kum spend nite xo dt we both go togeda n i pay t.p to n fro for her..after d lashing eeh na around 11am we both wakeup n d clown still insist dt we both pray n do morning devotion togeda, d mumu meself gree n we do an togeda..she sing n me i pray n we still endup banging again leta dt evening, just imagine...tankGOD say GOD no be man oo

Oboy!! Guy!! Me dey learn work for your side oo, una bang before prayer and then after prayers again!! These girls shaa

illicit:
lol na better vibe she wan collect lol

You whe know!!

illicit:
what of the one that forgot to charge her lamp and wants to share your lamp for night reading.....

Lol, baba that one self dey happen, my own no reach there shaa!! But one don talk say she want come read for my side shaa, say my presence dey give her vibe to read

EzzyCarter:
I dey come

We dey wait for you bros

Kai, gee!! You no try faa!! If abstinence is no possible, the least you can do is get condom naa, going to any hospital nw is a problem oo so just try patent drug stores shaa, perhaps its not anything serious

Let me start with mine!!
1. She said that her lodge mates were making noise in the compound that she can't take it any more, so she'd like to spend the night at my house. I just lie say I go watch match say I go follow there go chill with my friends
2. Another one said that ants dey bite her inside her room, say them plenty everywhere say make she come sleep over. Me whe know wetin she dey find just give her story say I dey go night class go read!!
NB: no be say I can't give her what she wants, I just hate it when a lady is too forward about giving it without me requesting!! Its gross.
Oya , make una come share una weird "I want to sleep over" excuses from ladies oo

vanida6:
Sinces last week i'm just having a dream that am craying and tears will be rolling like i was beating seriousely,this got me scared cuz i dont no what is happening to me,,,please i need help cuz am worried...thanks!

Nothing is happening to you, just relax!! But to beat away doubts , you could pray and fast.

9jaDoomCountry:
Boss you just say jappa, you no come state destination. Na im come dey reason am say you jus wan comot for anywhere outside 9ja.


Abeg no vex if that place I mention no reach match up your taste.

Vex keh!! Las las God no go shame us

Amungwele:
Fuckboy

Lol, me na church boy ooo

Tell my crush that I love her but I dont want a relationship!!

9jaDoomCountry:
1500 naira you enter okada dem go carry you follow bush path, you don enter Cotonou be dat o

Baba, that one too na abroad? Lol

Gaskia, naija don tire me!! Abeg who know how I fit take jappa naa

BabangidaHamza:
No am an indigene of Kano state but majority of my relations reside in Kakuri Gidan Gwadabe

oh, OK man

Pls, do you have for males?? I stay in Kaduna anyway

BabangidaHamza:
That was the hospital my Cousin was Born In Kaduna South, Kakuri

Wow,most kakuri children were born there. You're in kd too??

I was born in this hospital oo, proud Kaduna boy!!
The hospital has helped a lot of kakuri people, their reason seems justified!!

[quote author=FanOfMyself post=89538489]Let me answer you.
Even though Kaduna state or more precisely Southern Kaduna is not in Biafra and can never be. But if Biafra becomes a reality, the Fulani oligarchy/hegemony is weakened, and probably, the yorubas will decide to pursue Oduduwa republic and this will weaken the Hausa/Fulani oligarchy and hegemony more. Then the miniorty Christians in the north will definitely find a the necessary voice, reason and more importantly international backing to exist as an independent state and form an alliance with whom so ever they wish.
For instance, had the defunct western Nigeria wisely decided seced in 1967, northern Nigeria wouldn't have pursued Biafra alone and we wouldn't have been talking about all these.
Biafra is not only about the freedom and emancipation of the Igbos as people wrongly think, but it will by extension, give a voice to miniorty tribes and have a ripple effect in the present day Nigeria.

"In Biafra Africa died"[/quote
You spoke well, it seems Hausa/Fulani are the only problem we all have.