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Computers / Back Case Of HP 15 by jansonn(m): 12:38pm On Mar 10, 2023
Hi guys!!
My hp15 laptop hinges got broken and somehow, the affected the back case along that side too so I can't really open and close the laptop. I'm being careful because I don't want it to affect the wires to the screen.
Please, if you have any for sale, along with the hinges, please let me know. Needed in Ilorin.
Politics / Re: My PVC Can't Be Found!! by jansonn(m): 8:21am On Jan 13, 2023
eleniyan2020:
for ur mind now,inec don't want to give you,because you want to vote for Obi...sense go rich ena soon!
You just dey stress yourself
Na you dey try draw conclusion of another person thinking inside your own brain.
Welldone sodiq
Politics / Re: My PVC Can't Be Found!! by jansonn(m): 7:35am On Jan 13, 2023
blank:


You can order for a reprint on INEC website.
Please, is it possible I get it before the election??
Politics / Re: My PVC Can't Be Found!! by jansonn(m): 7:35am On Jan 13, 2023
CaptainAyub:

Are U obidient?
If yes,let me tell U what to do
You see say I dey hustle pvc , you still dey ask whether I'm obidient!! Shey the other candidates dey worth the suffering. Lol

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Politics / My PVC Can't Be Found!! by jansonn(m): 5:48am On Jan 13, 2023
Hi guys
I've been trying to collect my PVC at my ward, they're saying they can't find it. I gone to inec office in Ilorin and they're not saying anything too. Please, what do I do??
I really need to vote in this election!!
Thanks

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Programming / Re: Keep Wasting Your Life In The Name Of Programming by jansonn(m): 8:24am On Oct 10, 2022
This guy ehh
Programming / Re: My First Day With Node Js (I Made My Own Database System) by jansonn(m): 3:08pm On Oct 01, 2022
Qtrpst4:
OK, I will want to know about it. Though am not to strong with back end but am trying my hands on it
Let's talk
I've sent you a mail
Programming / Re: My First Day With Node Js (I Made My Own Database System) by jansonn(m): 6:47am On Sep 30, 2022
Qtrpst4:
What is it about?
it's a medical recording keeping system for patients. I could contact you you if you want details. However, I really don't have money to pay. Maybe we could just be co-founders cheesy cheesy
Programming / Re: My First Day With Node Js (I Made My Own Database System) by jansonn(m): 1:37pm On Sep 28, 2022
Hi bro
I'm working on a project that has some real life application that I would love to go life. I would like to contact you for the backend part. Non-pay actually
Romance / Re: Just Broke Up With My Girlfriend by jansonn(m): 4:14pm On Sep 24, 2022
Get a job dude. Life doesn't revolve around sex
Programming / Re: Java Internship Full Time by jansonn(m): 4:35pm On Sep 23, 2022
batistutajulio:

Hi everyone.

I got an internship for a Java Backend role as an intern that will last for 12 months. The offer is $250, do you guys think it is okay as an industry standard. Its a company in Central Europe and I would be working remotely from Nigeria.

Is there anything I should ask or know before I accept the offer?
The pay might not be perfect but you need the experience and recommendation on your CV. If you don't have other better offers, I'd suggest you accept it

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Programming / Re: My Newest Project!!(the Tech Dr Guy) by jansonn(m): 2:16am On Sep 15, 2022
QuantumR:
If you are not hearted enough to take critics, then this path is not for you.

hamburger animation not necessary.
set border radius of those images to be 50% instead.
improve on your typography and color hierarchy.

On a scale of 10, I will give 4.

#my2Cent
Alright, thank you bro
Programming / Re: My Newest Project!!(the Tech Dr Guy) by jansonn(m): 4:33pm On Sep 14, 2022
Maxxim:
Mk I no talk about those above me grin
I just hope this section won't be degraded like the romance section

Back to Op, you did well, you're quite fast with everything, I wish I could be like this.
Abeg finish am mk we see the complete version of the site.
Thanks alot bro
I go finish am
Programming / Re: My Newest Project!!(the Tech Dr Guy) by jansonn(m): 4:33pm On Sep 14, 2022
jbreezy:
Good one. Like you’ve been advised, edit each containers for the available meals. Just make its border-radius 50% and tweak the primary container’s dimension to fit your new edit.. And also make your footer more visually appealing. Once again, kudos!!
Thanks man
Programming / Re: My Newest Project!!(the Tech Dr Guy) by jansonn(m): 9:39am On Sep 14, 2022
chukwuebuka65:


Why move to another project, while this one is still unfinished ? Nice one though.
Lol
I try and finish it
Thanks man
Programming / Re: My Newest Project!!(the Tech Dr Guy) by jansonn(m): 2:16am On Sep 14, 2022
GREATIGBOMAN:
Half done project.

Your not yet done and u know it.


Why not color the footer links and make the cards images a proper circle.

Simple equal padding, height and width with flex box could help u solve that.


The animated menu handburger wasn't necessary.... should be animated only if someone hovers on it or clicks it.... it's a distraction now as it is.


Overall it's an E for Effort
Yeah!!
I totally agree, there so errors that need to be corrected. Thanks still.
Programming / My Newest Project!!(the Tech Dr Guy) by jansonn(m): 1:51am On Sep 14, 2022
Hi guys!!
I promised y'all last time that I was working on a project and I'd post once I'm done. Yeahh!! I finished it last week but couldn't really post. Got kinda busy with hospital stuff. But then, here it is
https://ugbss.github.io/OJ.DIshes/
NB:I didn't do media queries for this page!! So the display might not be too good on non mobile devices!!
Thanks everyone for the help so far. God bless.
BTW, I'm working on another project, I'd be using Sass for this project, I've been learning how to use the CSS framework and I think I really love it. it's a hospital clerking system for both medical students and doctors. I'd update you all as I go.
I'm still down for remote internship roles, paid or not!!
Thanks

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Programming / Re: ALX Africa Software Engineering Journey - From Zero To Hero! by jansonn(m): 10:56am On Sep 12, 2022
Alx program is really tedious but if you take it seriously, you're one path to changing your life forever. Try not to give up please.
Programming / Re: To Whom It May Concern -TastyFriedPussy :P by jansonn(m): 12:22pm On Sep 08, 2022
This guy need help fast!!!

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Programming / Re: How I Transitioned Into Tech. by jansonn(m): 9:24am On Sep 06, 2022
SavageBoy:


Discourage ké

I like the op... op wey dey give them mouthgrin
my guy!!
i no even send am, he no reach to discourage me.
i dey work on project like this self, and i go still post am for NL, the guy go las las frustrate shaa.

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Programming / Re: Web Design Intern Needed by jansonn(m): 4:07pm On Sep 05, 2022
Topziluv:
Web Design Intern Needed.

Location Ikorodu, Lagos

If you are interested, kindly send a whatsapp message to 09039580897
Omo, see opportunity fa, but na Lagos cry
Programming / Re: How I Transitioned Into Tech. by jansonn(m): 12:33pm On Sep 05, 2022
mrfizy:
Nice.
Your accordion doesn't close on click.Is that a feature or a bug?
It works oo
I just checked again
Programming / Re: How I Transitioned Into Tech. by jansonn(m): 12:31pm On Sep 05, 2022
qtguru:


Don't waste your medical background, Medical Tech is a thing too.
Yes sir
I'm not
I'm actually looking into med tech sir

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Programming / Re: How I Transitioned Into Tech. by jansonn(m): 12:28pm On Sep 05, 2022
TastyFriedPussy:
And it will never be sweet for you in Jesus name... so you're even a medical doctor transitioned into tech? You and other medical doctors and pharmacists trying to go into coding are very big he-goats tongue idiots in the making that will only end up failing. tongue Thunder scatter all of you. What happened to your medical field? Or you guys no longer want to make your parents proud again? You people always belittle people who intended to study Computer science that year, calling them all sorts of names, saying rubbish about the course and people who study them. But now na the same CS all of una don dey rush come, bunch of idiots tongue you're gonna fail woefully in this field I assure you that, you won't earn shishi from it, better go and face your medicine jejely, rubbish tongue

You people use to see your selves as Demi Gods in the society, every parent wanted their kids to study medicine even if the child does not want to, just attain one yeye social status and be called a medical doctor, (my son is a medical doctor, my daughter is a medical doctor. All those yeye stereotypes)... You and your parents would be looking down on CS students calling them all sorts of derogatory names, saying they will end up as phone repairers on the streets. Back then, A child in the average Nigerian home can't say he wants to study CS without getting instantly rebuked by his parents just because of the same stereotype. That was how my dad refused me to study my CS five years ago after secondary school. Instead he forced me to go study pharmacy, just because he wants to use me to brag to his friends who's children are also medical doctors and pharmacists. Now I'm a drop out because I couldn't continue the useless course and he's being blaming me even since. Rubbish... And I'm even sure you never had passion for medicine, you only wanted to study it just to look good to the society and your parents... Rubbish tongue

You guys should better face your medicine and pharmacy, leave programming alone ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh. idiots tongue
Cheap condom for save us of unwanted pregnancy like you. Na your unseriousness make you drop out from pharmacy school, your dad was wise just that be birthed a fool. That same attitude will still make you drop out of tech too.Fun fact!! I go do the medicine, and I go still do the tech come Sabi am pass you whe invest your entire life on top. Success has track records. Maybe you should try to be successful at one thing in your life apart from being an arrogant fool that still feeds of his parents. Las las, you go still meet me for hospital still tell me sir. I be you boss dude, no follow me drag.

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Fashion / Re: Yuan Herong, A Female Chinese Doctor And Bodybuilder (Photos) by jansonn(m): 5:28pm On Aug 30, 2022
LarrySun:
I'd still hit. It'd be tight with all those muscles.
you be fool oo cheesy cheesy cheesy
Programming / Re: How Do I Make Money As A Web Developer? by jansonn(m): 8:56am On Aug 28, 2022
TastyFriedPussy:
I no blame you at all.. Na people like tensazangetsu20 wey dey always post sweet things about coding wey dey enter una eye I blame.. Now all of una don dey rush dey come oversaturate things for people wey genuinely wan learn for passion and not money. You only started your coding journey few weeks ago but the first question you uselessly decided to ask as a useless goat that you are is how you can make money. If making money was your problem why not go do ritual or Yahoo because it's even faster that way tongue I can see that the only reason you decided to learn programming is because of money or maybe all the sweet things you've been reading online and not because you're passionate about programming.. So I'm sorry to tell you that you're already a failure from the get go and mark my words, you'll end up selling that your laptop for something else when the wrath of JS begins to hit you hard..
Useless goat tongue
youre a useless bastard and youre the one who will never succeed in this carreer. no one give a F** about your pasiion. you can go f** it. fucker

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Programming / Re: How Do I Make Money As A Web Developer? by jansonn(m): 8:47am On Aug 28, 2022
Ayinke93:


There's absolutely no reason to sound stupid and condescending. Yes he's asking how he can make money, that's a very valid motivation and he shouldn't be laughed at for that reason. Let's hope your own mere passion take you far and stop sounding like a retard*. If you are so scared of over saturation, ,maybe you should find professions like mountain climbing or underground mining. No one will compete with you there.
the guy is just a fool. dont waste your time responding to him. him and his passion can go F** themselves. I'm a doctor now, and passion didnt bring me this far. im also training as a frontend dev and passion wont do shit. hardwork and discipline is what is relevant.

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Programming / Re: How I Transitioned Into Tech. by jansonn(m): 4:07pm On Aug 25, 2022
jesmond3945:

You are a medical doctor, why the switch?
Well, I'm not totally switching just adding a new skill

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Programming / Re: How I Transitioned Into Tech. by jansonn(m): 11:51am On Aug 25, 2022
Starpro87:


Good day, op.
I'm a newbie that wants to journey into Tech too, please what is the first step toward this adventure?
Note: I have got a pc for this task.
Thanks boss, as I await your little way of coaching.
I started with microverse.org
Just like you now, I stumbled upon it some months back. It kinda orders your learning.

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Programming / How I Transitioned Into Tech. by jansonn(m): 9:52am On Aug 25, 2022
Hi guys!!
In my previous threads, i requested for help on how to dive into tech, where to start and all. I always appreciate the swift response from bosses here. thanks alot. the journey has'nt been sweet actually!! there's been alot of learning , mistakes and relearning but i,m glad i did,nt give up, still wont give up. this is not a success story yet oo, i'm still broke and have not earned a dime from tech but i believe i will soon.
i just built my portfolio with basic html, css and vanilla js. i'd appreciate constructive criticism and internship opportunities, paid or unpaid.

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Culture / Re: Relationship Between Yoruba Language And Igala Language. by jansonn(m): 3:25pm On Aug 18, 2022
scholes0:
Igala It looks like heavily modified archaic Yoruba.

Many of the words are the same. For those that are not exactly the same, I observed the following changes/modifications.

1) I noticed keenly that they have evolved to replace nasal vowel (Añ, Eñ, Iñ, Oñ, Uñ Etc) endings in Yoruba with their open oral vowel equivalents.
Because Yoruba has 7 oral and 7 nasal vowels... but seems Igala has only oral ones.

* And also some consonant mutation in Igala , i.e (R to L), (L to N), (J to Bÿ), (S to R/L) etc....
Here are some RULES:

Rule A*: Nasal vowel ending words in Yoruba to open vowel ending in Igala. Middle diphthong eliminated when present
Jeuñ (eat) - Jeñwu
Igbiñ (snail) - Igbi
Ohuñ (thing) - Eñwu
Eyiñ (tooth) - Eñyi
Ọkuñ (illipede) - Ọkọ
Eguñ (ancestors) - Egwu
Oguñ (medicine) - Ogwu
Fuñfuñ (white) - Fufu
Fañ (blow) - Fa
Agañ (barren) - Aga
Kañ (sour) - Ka
Okañ (one) - Oka
Oduñ (year) - Odo
Agbañ (chin) - Agba
Ouñ (he/she/it) - Oñwu
Ofuñ (throat) - Ofa
Oyañ (breats) - Eñya
Idiñ (maggot) - Ide
Ekuñ (leopard) - Eko
Tituñ (new) - Tito

Rule B* Consonant mutation R to L and vice versa
Kekere (small) - Kekele
Irawo (star) - Ilawo
Iri (dew/mist) - eli
Olu (lord) - Onu
Ro (cultivate) - Lo
Olamide (name) - Uramide
Iru (seed) - ilu
Akere (toad) - Akele
Ra (buy) - La
Erira (ants) - Elila
Ri (see) - Li
Ora (fat) - Ula
Oruñgbe (thirst) - Olugbe

Rule C* Consonant mutation S to R/L
Ese (leg) - Ere
Eso (fruit) - Ero
Se (block) - Re
Sø (throw) - Rø

Rule D* Consonant mutation S and SH to CH
It seems like the “Sh” sound in absent in some Igala dialects , and they replace with a 'CH'... These dialects that lack the the SH sound seem to have become the standard for the whole of Igala.

Sheyi (done this) - Cheyi
Oshu (moon) - Ochu
Ishu (yam) - Uchu
Ashe (authority) - Ache
Isha (pot) - Ucha
Shu (defecate) - Chu

Rule E* Consonant mutation J to BŸ
Aja (dog) - Abya
Eje (seven) - Ebye
Ẹjɛ (blood) - Ẹbyɛ

Rule F* Consonant mutation W to GW just like in the South-Eastern Yorubaland dialects
Ewa (beans) - Egwa
Ku (die) - Kwu
Gun (pound) - Gwu
Ekun (cry) - Ekwu
Oogun (sweat) - Uugwu
Wɛ (wash/bath) - Gwɛ

Rule G*: Consonant mutation L to N
Oluku (friend) - Onukwu
Ile/Ale (land) - Ane
Ale (night) - Ane
Ala (dream) - Ona
Ola (tomorrow) - Ona

Rule A* + B*
Eriñ (four)- Ele
Oruñ (neck) - Olu
Iruñ (hair) - Ilo
Aruñ (five) - Alu
Oruñ (sun) - Olu
Eruru (ashes) - Elulu

Rule A* + C*
Esañ (nine) - Ela
Suñ (sleep) - Lu

Rule A* +D*
Eshiñshiñ (housefly) - Achichi

Rule A* + F*
Egunguñ (bone) - Ogwugwu
Iguñnu (vulture) - Ugwunu
Oguñ (twenty) - Ogwu

Rule A* +G*
Olokuñriñ (man) - Onokele
Olobiñriń (woman) - Onobule

Rule B* + C*
Sure (run/hasten) - Rule

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Other Minor differencess with irregular rules
Bayii (like this) - Abayii
Øbɛ (soup) - Øbø
Owo (money) - Oko
Wo (look) - Go
Ijo (dance) - Ido
Monamona (lightening) - Omamañya
Oru (midnight) - Odu
Eru (slave) -Adu
Ehoro (rabbit) - Efolo
Adiye (hen) - Ajuwe
Akuko (coc.k) - Ayiko

And finally,False friend cognates
Yo in Yoruba = Fully fed
Yo in Igala = Plump / Fat

Du in Yoruba - To contest an object
Du in Igala - To take an object

Oyuñ in Yoruba = Pregnancy
Oyu in Igala = Fat

Ebo in Yoruba - Sacrifice
Ebo in Igala - Deity

Edø in Yoruba = Liver
Edø in Igala = Heart/Chest

Wewe in Yoruba = Pieces
Uwewe in igala = Many

There are many countless words that are exactly the same in both languages and need no further elucidation, since we are focusing more on what has made the two languages different over time.
That being said, there are many other words too that are very different... Hence the reason why Igala shares approximately only about 64% or so word cognates with the General Yoruba we speak. The 40% that do not align between both is already enough to make inter-comprehension between both very hard... The biggest chunk of non Yoruboid words in Igala is from the neighbouring Idoma according to some research.

With this, I would give a Yoruba - give or take 6 months to master this language under complete exposure like going to live in Idah or Dekina.

Yoruba is Igala Pro Max. Once you master the grammatical rule of thumb in the formula required to convert from one dialect gloss to the other gloss ... you will master the language sharply.
Wow, this is really nice. Well done

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Politics / Re: Malami Marries Buhari’s Daughter, Nana Hadiza by jansonn(m): 8:48am On Jul 09, 2022
IvarTheBoneless:
grin

Northerners divorce at the drop of a hat. Seen people divorce because coffee for breakfast was too cold.

Nothing like old cargo or used goods. Women can marry up to 4 - 5 husbands in their lifetime.

Threaten a woman with divorce , she might just accept and marry a friend of yours.

Seen a woman marry 3 different guys on same street. shocked Currently on her 7th husband.

Guys in their 40s married 16 times ! A very rich man in Kano married 33 times shocked

Yes I meant THIRTY-THREE. Tati tiri for Godsakes! shocked



Babangida's daughter married as 3rd wife.... Abacha's daughter recently remarried as 4th I think.
On point bro
I know one in my street that divorced her second husband because he couldn't satisfy her in bed like the first

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