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It was a showdown between the daughter of the Russian billionaire and Kanye west yesterday when our very own Mikel Obi mistook Kim Kardashian's back axle for a football. Kim who was on an inspection tour was simply heading to the changing room before the mishap took place. Mikel, who has openly expressed his grievance over the choice of the Chelsea coach, Mourinho to keep him sitting on the bench all season decided to train alone last night. Unfortunately, the football he was using got deflated and out of frustration he decided to kick out the left yarsh of Kim Kardashian, a reality show star who made it to the big screen by forking Ray J with his big preek. The big preek has since skyrocketed her career to Hollywood. As at this moment we are still waiting on the judges on nairaland to decide the faith of Mikel Obi. In his last statement, Mikel called for the support of all Nigerians during his trial.

It appears to be the obvious. That's if at all those girls were kidnapped. From the pics I saw those girls didn't look to be in their teenagehood more so, the parents never came out with any of their daughters pics. The one interview I saw on CNN i saw family pics in the home at the background, but the missing daughter in question was also missing in pictures in her family home. I wonder! I wonder!! I wonder!!!

Not bad

xtervaganza:
your spellings aren't that great either



Trust me

cos am a proud Yoruba man

We don tire for could be. We want to hear is now 40 naira

Oh k. Dem don die

Oh boy. We use all those e no reach we come use spoon, screwdriver, finger, n even the old 25 kobo that time. That Na before the electronic cassette rewind come out. Oh boy time don go o.

When u say cannot solve, u already judged the man. Cannot is absolutely a wrong choice of word to use in this context. Don't argue further cos u only end up ruining the sense of Ur write up. Substitute that with "Might not" and u r there. If not, Ur entire article is a prejudgment.

Justcash:
Stop confusing yourself bro.

I talked about five issues that Buhari "cannot" solve as the president, which implies more of prediction or forecast than appraisal (judgment) of performance. Yes, you can predict with certainty. All what I said are obvious for every Nigerian to see.

If I change it to five issues that Buhari "could not or couldn't" solve as the president, then I am appraising (judging) his performance as a president.

Omo the girl olodo reach to kill person o. Handwriting cols kaing

Justcash:
I used "Cannot" and not "Could not". There is a difference between Forecasting and Judging performance.

my brother English is worth the pain. Can n could which carries more probability?
Can is English is used for things that are certain.

Could is used for things that are possible but not certain.

Therefore, correct yourself n come back to me

I would advise you to arrive the place before booking a hotel in Nigeria. Or consult a local (who frequently visits hotels) to provide valuable info. Most of those lovely pics u c r gimmicks. Some of the hotels in those luxuriously depicted pictures have rotten walls n ceiling, very offensive smells, decaying beds, moulds around the beds and bathrooms, mosquitoes, cockroaches and creeping animals, stained n moist bedsheets, poor WiFi, legionnaire infected pools, rude arrogant receptionist and they turn off the Gen at 10am. Some the gen runs from 5pm-4am n they use a low-power gen that cant service the AC.
My last experience was a check-out-and-forget-your-money. When I tried to complain it was as if I fell down the moon. No one saw my point. They ended up telling me that senators lodge there without complaints, so... As for me I take my time n go to the hotel in person check the rooms properly and thats your right as a customer.check the facilities n ask questions before making any payment.
The ambient smell for me is a number one indication of the luxury am about to pay for. Don't let the decorations on the outside fool u. Be more curious abeg the interior.

Too early to judge. Mr. Poster we know he can't perform all miracles. But, save your [b]anticle[/b]for 2019

tinyanosa:
Read the bible with spiritual understanding.

oh k. Oya u with spiritual understanding teach me

peedeeasobie:
The scripture is my guide not ur religious interpretation!

period

U r nothing different from Ur doom mumu prophet. Dustbin I day fear u? I go flog u flog ur prophet join. My message will forever remain there n it will forever serve as a sign to u n Ur yeye fowl prophet that ppl give no credence to your vile ministry

Chosen1984:
I give u 3days to repent and retract that mess ,if you don't whatever you see you take! You

Probe oh n let criminals go to jail. The issue in no pro big but let the masses c that t defaulters go to jail.

peedeeasobie:
My dear, stop reading ur mind into the bible. Hair is not part of head. That particular states that the hair is given for a covering!
When men don't understand what the scripture infers they start introducing bondage!

That scripture refers to authority in marriage not covering with clothe!
The bible clearly states that the hair of the woman is her covering!

By the way, who told u he was praying or prophesying in that scripture!
Heaven will shock judgmental people like you! Some of you would have made better pharisees in the bible days!

well, as I've told u. A word is enuff for the wise. I'll let u make Ur decisions. U mustn't agree with me n that's y we all have our own minds

I'm sorry about your loss! The time frame to wait after a M/C is controversial. Some Drs suggest you wait a few cycles while other suggests you try again right away ( minus passing &/or healing time from d/c, which is usually 2 wks). New research suggests that becoming pregnant again within 6 months of a M/C, lessens your chance of another M/C. Please don't beat yourself up over the m/c & ur weight. It has been said most m/c's result from an imperfect embryo/sperm &/or implantation & ur body's natural defenses take over to no fault of the women. In Sept I had a m/c & was devastated to the point where I decided we weren't going to try again. In Dec I finally got over the M/c enough to have sexual relations w/ my hubby & bam... I'm now 35.6 wks prego which happened outside of my ovulation & w/ 1 ovary.

Na for Burkina suffer Na Ur mate day win award?

Don jazzy nose sha. only the nose Na don

Chosen1984:
I command all you just pronounced on yourself to follow you Heavily without mercy.according to your mouth, it will be on you

u r a deaf squirrel. A short antelope for real. I told u from beginning that I will decimate u to powder if u dare. C this blockos head won folo me talk. Taaar!!! Go suck ya prophet preek. Idiort

peedeeasobie:
Which means all the white men who have long hair will go to hell? because their hairs are covering their head! Samson, moses, Jesus, the pope, the bishops, police men on duty praying, okada men with helmet, praying while on the road will all go to hell!


Tufiakwa to Religion!

if u like question the Bible. But it is simple. The bible specifically stated prophesying n praying. So no one sud be used as a yardstick not even the pope. The bible is our guide not the pope or a man. The bible said a covering n not hair. Hair is a part of our body n hair makes up the head. But any other thing external to that renders u ineligible to pray or prophesy, more so standing on the pulpit.
N for the record no pictures of Jesus covering his head while praying, any pictures of Jesus and or video that u c is pure acting n supposed enactment of how it used to be. And it cannot be used as yardstick.
So stick to the Bible to avoid drifting apart. Just an advise to keep undistracted.

Really!!! Am sure Buhari Will show them how to deal with diplomatic treaties

It shows he has the heart of an average man. All those talks are brothel rants. He's so weak n easily disposable for those in the military who understand what I mean

U never pay for the one way u buy oooo... Oni igbese

Chosen1984:
In as much as u don't like or u're irritated with wat a man of God said, do not insult him.
That insult from you could spell dom for ur Entire life nd generation.
you didn't cal him, don't insult who u didn't call. I advise you ask For forgiveness from God and from his Servant immediately!
To those of you who click like for the evil spoken by this young man, you are all in the same boat.
curse not my anointed and do my prophets no harm.
Don't put your generations into trouble for wat they don't know about.
Ask God for forgiveness and help your self.. But if you feel am saying trash or you are a big boy or girl, carry on. May God help you

close Ur dirty mouth with immediate effect before i castrate Ur brain. Who is a man of god? Do u think am a blind believer like u? Isi monkey. Ur head is like the fig tree that jesus cursed. If no be eba way I hold for hand now I for don turn Ur face to orthopedic hospital. Smell away from me u smelling sheet. And if u quote me again I go teleport Ur left eye socket to Afghanistan

Ladoja I want to remind u that ogogoro has been banned in ondo state.

Abeg wetin Una take say kill chinch for Una house?

Chai! From fast cash to fast death. What does it profit a man who tried to gain the whole world but lost his soul?

As e funny u so Na so e go sweet u too.mumu Na body day catch u so. Make u no serious close Ur legs for there

Dem fine with our money. They look stunning in one of the poorest countries of the world.