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Education / Re: "Ibos" Chase Oshiomole Away From Ringroad In Benin(video) by jasent(m): 12:16am On Feb 11, 2023
Naira20:
These must be ibos in Benin.
All Edo people will vote Oshiomole.
Unfortunately, Oshiomole cowered. These Ibos have taken over Benin o.

Kikikiki


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsvCHZSXXms

If I swear for you en,even your great great grand children go feel the pain. So just dey your lane
Foreign Affairs / Re: US Shoots Down Another High-altitude Object Flying Across Alaska by jasent(m): 12:04am On Feb 11, 2023
God1000:
China again, Xi jinping is clearly looking for trouble, what message are they trying to send?

Unlike Russia, China has a lot to lose in any conflict with the west, I don't think Chinese government is that stupid sha

Is Joe Biden becoming weak or what? No US president tolerates such thing whether democrat or republican

This will cost Biden his re-election if he doesn't do the needful

Americans don't like weak Commander in chief

He should not allow such incidents to derail all the good things he has done for americans, republicans will surely use this against him.


Do the needful as how? Go to war with China? You stay behind keyboard and be spelling nonsense. Shey you want ww3?
Business / Re: Banks Insist On Rejecting Old Naira Notes Despite Supreme Court Order by jasent(m): 6:54pm On Feb 10, 2023
ChangetheChange:
The banks sent email reminders to customers urging them to deposit their banknotes on Friday, warning the naira notes would lose their validity after the deadline

Commercial banks are insisting on the Central Bank of Nigeria February 10 deadline to deposit old N200, N500 and N1,000 banknotes despite a temporary halt of the process by the Supreme Court.

Financial institutions like Stanbic IBTC, Union Bank and other commercial banks said they would stick to the February 10 deadline for accepting old naira notes, disregarding a Supreme Court order restraining CBN from following through on its directive of rejecting the old denominations at the expiration of its ultimatum.

The banks sent email reminders to customers urging them to deposit their banknotes on Friday, warning the naira notes would lose their validity after the deadline.

“The design of N200, N500 and N1,000 will no longer be accepted as a legal tender after Friday 10 February 2023,” Stanbic IBTC wrote in an email to their customers on Thursday. “Deposit your old notes now at any of our branches.”

The Union Bank urged its customers to “rush” to its branches to deposit the old banknotes.

“Avoid the rush! Visit your nearest Union Bank branch to deposit your old naira notes today,” the bank stated in a post that included an image of a notepad with the words “1 day to go” written on it. The image included the expiring N200, N500, and N1,000.


Similarly, Access Bank reminded customers to “hurry now” and “beat the new February 10th deadline to deposit your old (200, 500 and 1000) naira notes” in an email sent to customers on Thursday.

Seeing as they were not joined in the Supreme Court case filed by Kogi, Kaduna and Zamfara, the banks believe they are only subject to the CBN directive regarding the expiration of the denominations and since they have not received a counter-circular regarding the matter from the apex bank.

On Tuesday, a seven-member panel led by Justice John Okoro halted the CBN’s withdrawal of the old naira denominations in a ruling in an ex parte application brought by the three northern states.

https://gazettengr.com/despite-supreme-court-order-stanbic-ibtc-union-bank-others-insist-on-rejecting-old-naira-notes/
Banks don't take orders from court,they take from CBN. Go and burn your old note,you were given enough time to deposit it

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Politics / Re: Naira Redesign: Ondo, Kano State Govts Drag FG, CBN To Supreme Court by jasent(m): 1:43pm On Feb 10, 2023
fergie001:




SOURCE
Why are this people fighting like this? Lol,they are fighting for themselves not for the masses o,if they love masses the way they are making it seem Nigerians wouldn't have been suffering like this. Same people the hoarded the palliative? Wonders
Business / Re: Naira Note Deadline by jasent(m): 8:14am On Feb 10, 2023
Lemos14:
Abeg make person answer me make I know wetin to do cause I have like 7k old notes with me and I'm wondering if i should sell them all out tommorow
They're useless now,shey anybody stopped you from going to deposit it since?
Education / Re: Polls: VCs, ASUU Disagree As FG Shuts Universities by jasent(m): 8:06am On Feb 10, 2023
Penguin2:
Shey Ogun wan kill this Osodeke man ni?

Close down the Universities and let students go home and vote abeg. Even if it hasn’t happened before, there’s always a first time.

Meanwhile, the NUC is right about the security argument. Because with the way the situation is charged with no one not knowing what things could become after the election, it is best you allow students stay at home and watch the directions things will take.

I don’t think it’s wise for Igbo students to remain in ABU Zaria or for Hausa students to remain in Nsukka or Unilorin so that if there’s another “Oso Abiola” after the elections, these guys don’t get trapped in strange lands.

I expect the regulatory board of Polytechnics to follow the footpath of the NUC too.

I don’t expect Tinubu BATstards to agree with my submissions though😏
Don't mind ASUU. They just lost my support, useless people
Politics / Re: I Came With Buhari, You Cannot Reject Endorsing Me – Tinubu To Sultan by jasent(m): 8:32pm On Feb 09, 2023

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Romance / Re: Trending Video Of This Two Students Having Sex At The Pool Side by jasent(m): 3:56pm On Feb 09, 2023
No lie,guys don't click
Politics / Re: Seun Kuti: You Are A Fool, If You Vote For Tinubu, Atiku Or Obi by jasent(m): 12:05pm On Feb 08, 2023
TMSMedia:


https://instagram.com/stories/bigbirdkuti/3033446521978355628?utm_source=ig_story_item_share&igshid=MDJmNzVkMjY=
As an obidient I don't really have problem with this. As long as you are not supporting tinubu and Atiku I don't care if you don't support Obi. I just don't want the Two thieves close to power

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Business / Re: Naira Redesign: ICPC Busts Sterling Bank, Discovers N258m, Makes Arrests by jasent(m): 11:16pm On Feb 07, 2023
lordm:
Which bank?
Lazy microfinance bank. Their manager is a very useless man. I nearly beat him yesterday

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Politics / Re: New Naira: Buhari’s Meeting With Governors, Others Cancelled by jasent(m): 4:34pm On Feb 07, 2023
YinkaOlusesi16:
Emefiele will regret his actions
Yu don't have balls,if you have you won't be blaming CBN governor instead of president

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Politics / Re: Fani-Kayode: Dog Emefiele, Witch Najaatu, Prepare For Battle, I Will Bury You by jasent(m): 12:03pm On Feb 07, 2023
Gjrich:
Prepare For Battle, I Will Bury You” – Fani-Kayode Attacks Emefiele, Najaatu.

The Director of New Media/Special Projects of the All Progressives Congress (APC) presidential campaign council, Femi Fani-Kayode has threatened to fight and bury some perceived political enemies.

Fani-Kayode in a statement on Tuesday listed those he intends to fight including members of the cabal, warning them that a battle line has been drawn.



https://twitter.com/realFFK/status/1622827730281570304?t=ltGHkTIa8toWWv0awC4V7A&s=19
This is his style,gragra without action. It's shameful to know that a person like this was once called honorable minister. Spit

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Phones / Re: Google Launches AI To Compete With ChatGPT by jasent(m): 11:31am On Feb 07, 2023
Tech is really taking over
Politics / Re: (Photo):Big Brother Naija Host Ebuka Uchendu Declares Support For Tinubu by jasent(m): 10:49pm On Feb 06, 2023
Ndibunna:


Which cruise.

Believe it because he has the right to make his choice. If he decides to pitch his tent with Asiwaju so be it.
God punish you and that your mouth,which right to make nonsense choice? Chosing a drug Barron and a thief is a threat to my life. Fcck you

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Politics / Re: 2023 Nigerian Election Result According To Arewa Republic. by jasent(m): 9:26pm On Feb 06, 2023
cocolacec:
2023 NIGERIAN ELECTION RESULT

There is a likelihood for a second round!

1. BOLA TINUBU (44% of the Total vote)

1. Borno State
2. Kwara State
3. Yobe State
4. Kogi State
5. Lagos State
6. Kaduna State
7. Osun State
8. Ondo State
9. Ekiti State
10. Ogun State
11. Jigawa State
12. Katsina State
13. Nassarawa State
14. Akwa Ibom
15. FCT
16 Rivers State
17 Cross River
18.Oyo State.

2. ATIKU ABUBAKAR (42% of the Total Votes)

1. Zamfara State
2. Taraba State
3. Sokoto State
4. Bauchi State
5. Gombe State
6. Delta State
7. Adamawa State
8. Edo State
9. Kebbi State
10. Niger State
11.Bayelsa State

3. PETER OBI ( 9.8% of the Total Vote )

1. Abia State
2. Anambra State
3. Ebonyi State
4. Enugu State
5. Imo State
6. Plateau State
7. Benue State

4. RABI'U MUSA KWANKWASO (4.2%)

1. Kano State.
They gave Edo state to Atiku? Wetin this people smoke?
Education / Re: . by jasent(m): 9:42am On Feb 05, 2023
Jidenkem:
We have so many natural plant and animal products that helps to keep the body working in a stable state.

I wonder why so many people always choose artificial stuffs over Natural stuffs
It's called ignorance,so wonder no more
Celebrities / Re: Paul Okoye's Bae Ivy Ifeoma Blast Fans Who Insult Her For Dating Rudeboy by jasent(m): 10:55pm On Feb 04, 2023
Guobadiapaul819:
Paul okoye's bae Ivy ifeoma blast fans who insult her for dating Rudeboy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlgfytDZb9Y
But this girl non fine Nan,wetin Paul see for her?
Politics / Re: See The Picture Of Tinubu And Peter Obi That Have Got People Talking by jasent(m): 10:32pm On Feb 03, 2023
If e didn't dey,it didn't dey. Tinubu don't remove the little girl's 👂 o
Politics / Re: New Naira Notes: Who Is Suffering Now - The Politicians Or The Masses? by jasent(m): 12:13pm On Feb 02, 2023
timota:

Tinubu did not say that because of himself,he said that because the policy increases the suffering of the masses and by extension could cause the masses to revolt against it with their PVC,since him and buhari are in the same party
Who in his right senses will vote for tinubu before?
Politics / Re: Eniola Badmus Refers To Tinubu As 'Incoming', Gets Slammed (Photo) by jasent(m): 5:16pm On Jan 31, 2023
shuttox:
Although I am not supporting Tinubu
It's her wish
It's her wish to have a drug lord as your president and you don't have problem with that?
Foreign Affairs / Re: 200,000 Fresh Russian Troops Preparing To Capture The Whole Of Ukraine (Photos) by jasent(m): 10:43am On Jan 31, 2023
AllTheWayUp:
They are going to their early grave as usual.
They will return in body bags and declared missing, like the first set o Russian soldiers that invaded Ukraine last year
I understand that you support Ukraine for good,but have you seen this agreement with NATO

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Health / Re: Blue Water Coming Out Of South African Taps (Pictures, Video) by jasent(m): 8:42am On Jan 31, 2023
WannaHowzit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzyQvwdym2Q

A Johannesburg resident was shocked when she opened her tap only to find blue water coming out of the tap.

The incident happened on Monday while most areas were under water restrictions.

Speaking to IOL, Ntombi said the blue water eventually stopped coming out.

“Joburg Water has reached out and they will come assess the situation,” she said.

Joburg Water spokesperson Puleng Mopeli said they managed to obtain the address of the complainant and sent a request to their lab to take samples.

“It is suspected to be copper from the building. However, we will confirm once the results are issued from the lab which will be 24 hours after the samples have been tested,” said Mopeli.

Earlier, Johannesburg Water warned residents that parts of the city may experience low water pressure from their taps, with the possibility of no having water in some areas due to low levels in reservoirs.

A power failure at the Eikenhof pump station over the weekend limited water supplies in the city's western districts.

According to Johannesburg Water, City Power has finished making repairs at the pump station, and pumping is now operating at full capacity.

https://www.iol.co.za/news/south-africa/gauteng/joburg-resident-opens-tap-and-blue-water-gushes-out-e0052394-b29c-4d3b-bd7b-0b4e1af50a30
Finally tinubu has reached SA. Balablu bulaba
Politics / Re: This Warship Was Built By The Nigerian Navy by jasent(m): 7:50am On Jan 31, 2023
Treasure17:
The Last Ship comes But Ghana will easily sink this without a fight.
Ghana? Is like something is wrong with your head o
Romance / Re: Message To The Guy Whose Girlfriend Was Slapped by a cultist by jasent(m): 4:38am On Jan 31, 2023
DannyWalker:
DonOG

https://www.nairaland.com/7546884/how-handled-cultist-slapped-girlfriend

I will tell you this sir.

Clearly you handled this shit like a damn coward.

Listen to this, a man is worthy of respect and honour when he shows an enemy that he is capable of dangerous actions. Not all situations demand peace solutions and this one was definitely not one.

You had a very big advantage which were your military friends.... Cult boys will never fvck with military men.

If your military friends had hurt that guy for slapping your woman I can assure you that he will avoid her till the end of his life.

If the army had invaded that school because of that guy, your girl will be feared.

The last thing he would do will be to touch her again when you are not around because he knows that he might lose his life.

You probably do not understand the psychology of the human mind and how to paralyzes men with fear.

If you did, you wouldn't let that shit slide, because that nigga will still bully your girl because he has not received a scar on him that warns him not to enter your territory.


So I must say this... You are a coward until you show the tenacity or capacity to be dangerous to other men.

#Peace
Nigerians and misuse of military. Is there any law that says you should take military to arrest a civilian? Can't he report to police or DSS?

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Politics / Re: Watch: Angry Kano Residents Stone Helicopter In Buhari’s Convoy During Visit by jasent(m): 10:06pm On Jan 30, 2023
emexnaija:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh60hcHI_YY
You didn't do this when lives were been lost to Fulani herdsmen. When naira was falling you didn't,fuel wen up you didn't. Now you have nonsense excuse to do this? Get out

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Romance / Re: AI Generated Sexy Bikini Models Going Viral, Set To Replace Women (Photos) by jasent(m): 8:56pm On Jan 30, 2023
Forget,I don't believe this shit
Politics / Re: Buhari: CBN Working To Prevent Chaos Over Distribution Of New Naira Notes by jasent(m): 7:48pm On Jan 28, 2023
Remijuice:
Confused president
No way. This policy is the best thing this administration has done. Batiku can cry from now till tomorrow

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Asks Buhari To Postpone Kano Visit Over ‘hardship’ Caused By Naira Redes by jasent(m): 12:38pm On Jan 28, 2023
DaddyFreeze2020:
Many business men use their shops as banks/vaults in Kano State.
A Fulani man recently came to First Bank Tafawa Balewa to deposit his own cash running into millions of naira. He never had an account no, so the bank staff had to immediately open one for him.

I hope CBN extends the deadline to allow such people deposit their hard earned monies.
Where have they been? This naira scarcity will even Strenghen naira
Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by jasent(m): 12:35pm On Jan 28, 2023
Voiceofthestree:


Why do you sold the car?. Why not keep the car and buy another new one
I sold it because I was about to leave Nigeria. Nobody to leave it for
Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by jasent(m): 11:44am On Jan 28, 2023
ezebrightike:
Very true. Speaking from experience
Your car non good,don't involve innocent sex. I had several sex inside my Camry,I had no problem with the car until I sold it

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