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Romance / Re: AI Generated Sexy Bikini Models Going Viral, Set To Replace Women (Photos) by jasent(m): 8:56pm On Jan 30, 2023
Forget,I don't believe this shit
Politics / Re: Buhari: CBN Working To Prevent Chaos Over Distribution Of New Naira Notes by jasent(m): 7:48pm On Jan 28, 2023
Remijuice:
Confused president
No way. This policy is the best thing this administration has done. Batiku can cry from now till tomorrow

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Politics / Re: Ganduje Asks Buhari To Postpone Kano Visit Over ‘hardship’ Caused By Naira Redes by jasent(m): 12:38pm On Jan 28, 2023
DaddyFreeze2020:
Many business men use their shops as banks/vaults in Kano State.
A Fulani man recently came to First Bank Tafawa Balewa to deposit his own cash running into millions of naira. He never had an account no, so the bank staff had to immediately open one for him.

I hope CBN extends the deadline to allow such people deposit their hard earned monies.
Where have they been? This naira scarcity will even Strenghen naira
Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by jasent(m): 12:35pm On Jan 28, 2023
Voiceofthestree:


Why do you sold the car?. Why not keep the car and buy another new one
I sold it because I was about to leave Nigeria. Nobody to leave it for
Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by jasent(m): 11:44am On Jan 28, 2023
ezebrightike:
Very true. Speaking from experience
Your car non good,don't involve innocent sex. I had several sex inside my Camry,I had no problem with the car until I sold it
Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by jasent(m): 11:43am On Jan 28, 2023
sooperrescue:
It is true. It's not just the engine. You become a regular visitor to the mechanic workshop giving different faults that is strange. I was told it normally occurs if the said lady is from the sea. And they are everywhere
Super story. I banged several girls in my car and not for once did the car got spoilt on broke down on the way. The only thing I was doing was servicing,that aside nothing else.

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Car Talk / Re: Implications Of Having Sex Inside A Car by jasent(m): 11:41am On Jan 28, 2023
Gabrielwilliams:
Good day Guys,

Help me clarify an issue. My friend was telling me about how he had sex at the back seat of his car and the following week, his engine knocked. Another bro said he had sex in his car and his brand new car started developing different faults.
Let me ask, is it true that sex in the car damages your car? Kindly share your story or opinions about this. I just bought a car.
big superstition. I had sex severally in my Toyota Camry in Nigeria two years ago,the car didn't break down once. Throughout my stay in Nigeria not for once did the car develop fault. And was having constant sex inside

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Business / Re: CBN Applauds Banks In Ogun Over Circulation Of New Naira Notes by jasent(m): 8:51am On Jan 27, 2023
emmanuelbrown26:

Too early to cry, dis is minutes past 7
I'm not the one crying,the voice of the cry is coming from your agbado camp. All I have for you all is keep tears till the day OBI will be declared winner.
Business / Re: CBN Applauds Banks In Ogun Over Circulation Of New Naira Notes by jasent(m): 7:08am On Jan 27, 2023
They said this move will affect tinubu presidential bid. Shey others don't need money to campaign?

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Politics / Re: What The North (buhari And His Gang) Is Doing To Bola Tinubu Is Not Fair. by jasent(m): 3:57pm On Jan 26, 2023
sirjamesjnr:
I support Peter Obi because I believe it to be just and reasonable, but this does not cause me to act foolishly or lose my sense of reason. We the Southern Nigerian now only a pale shell of what we once were, and the northern political elite laughs at us. Knowing that we have limited political understanding, they may simply deceive us and treat us like second-class citizens. The situation is becoming worse by the hour, and all we do is play dirty politics, be jealous of one another, divide and conquer, and act like a directionless set of individuals.

Why is only APC complaining? Don't the rest parties needs money too?

Everyone is aware of how much money is spent on the presidential election. To get into it, you need to be affluent or have a lot of support. If someone believes that Tinubu cannot access money because the ink on our currency has been changed, they lack a thinking brain. The current administration is causing confusion and harming the APC badly reputation. You, a Southerner, are aware of the beneficiaries of the Northern political class's absurd game.

Politics, as we all know, is centered on interests, whether they be individual or societal. The Northerner class and Tinubu have a gentlemanly arrangement, but as usual, they are plotting to break that trust. If the president were seeking reelection for a second term, could he really allow gasoline issues to continue for this long? If he became the candidate, could he possibly enact measures that would make APC seem so bad? He is undermining all of his party candidate's efforts. Why can't he carry out a straightforward agreement?


Why can't we give a hand of fellowship to each other, aid the winner in governance in order to improve peace, trust, and unity among the Southerner? Winner take all syndrome has persisted to produce bitterness and rancor. Why can't we stop trying to be the underdog and start working together so the Northerner can see us as EQUAL.

Any wrongdoing is wrong. When Obi wins, which I believe he will, I want Tinubu return home in peace if the North permits a fair contest. I want Tinubu to have a fair challenge.
Politics / Re: DSS Operatives Today Raid And Arrested Some (saboteurs) Staff Of ⛽️petrol Statio by jasent(m): 8:14am On Jan 26, 2023
oyin44:
Tinubu is a gamechanger..

He matches his word with action .l love him

All Nigerian Security agents must be at work....for the betterment of this country

You be cool. Buhari gave dss this order day before yesterday,and tinubu lamented just yesterday and now you're atributing this dss action to Tinubu? Have some sense

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Celebrities / Re: LADY ATTACKED BY WATER SPIRIT ON MOVIE SET IN A RIVER. SCATTERS SCENE. by jasent(m): 11:56pm On Jan 25, 2023
FarahAideed:
Too fake 😅
Is not fake. Didn't you see then asking the person recording to stop? By the way why would they even fake such a thing? Anyway,I witnessed similar thing in Benin city. As a photographer then I was hired to snap pictures of batism of one church members. We all went to ikpoba river,the moment one girl stepped into the water the problem started o,it was not easy.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Nottingham Forest Vs Manchester United: EFL Cup (0 - 3) On 25th January 2023 by jasent(m): 11:34pm On Jan 25, 2023
LUAN1:
Even if you like score 7-0, my Joy be say arsenal bin beat man.U
Why you non go celebrate beating man u when since then born you asnal never best man u?

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Business / Re: Female Bank Staff Stripped Naked Over Loan Recovery by jasent(m): 2:11pm On Jan 25, 2023
Islie:


https://pmexpressng.com/female-bank-staff-stripped-naked-over-loan-recovery/
The amount court normally grant for bail gets me worried sometimes. What if the person is wrongly accused? To the guys in question,if they are found guilty they deserve to rout in jail

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Politics / Re: Kwara State University Declares Work-Free Day For PVC Collection by jasent(m): 9:43am On Jan 25, 2023
Arcupoy:
If The Candidate you Support to be President Of Nigeria Licked a Microphone because He was told to “Taste” the Mic. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF. 🙄😭🤣🤡
For somebody to support such candidate the person must be a witch,and must be regularly attending coven. I real person can't support such human being

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Politics / Re: 2023: I Will Beat Peter Obi, Though He is My Tenant In Lagos - Tinubu In Abia by jasent(m): 6:59am On Jan 25, 2023
North4Obi23:
That is how agbero and drug addict talks. He talks rubbish and foolish, lazy people listen to him. slowpoke wants to beat a giant.
A man just came from no where and started claiming he owns lagos,and some foolish urchins are buying to the nonsense. Lagos that was capital city for years,I don tire for Nigeria

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Music/Radio / Re: Libianca - People (Check On Me) - Official Video by jasent(m): 10:46pm On Jan 24, 2023
signature2012:
One of the most touching song I have ever listened to in the last decade.

For those going through a lot(depression).Just don’t give up!!!
There is always light at the end of the tunnel.
Which light?light when nepa don disconnect?
Politics / Re: Bola Tinubu Declines Invitation For Interview - CNN by jasent(m): 4:48pm On Jan 24, 2023
Kellyelly1:
CNN
He is afraid you people will ask about his drug case in US
Politics / Re: Peter Obi With His Campaign Media Team ( Photos) by jasent(m): 4:47pm On Jan 24, 2023
OyigboUpdate:
When will the campaign media team talk about the recent no election in Biafra land killing by IPOB known gunmen ESN terrorist
Is he contesting for Biafra president? We are in 2023 your brain is still in 2022. Tuel
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is The Incoming President - President Buhari by jasent(m): 9:49am On Jan 24, 2023
madridguy:
Go hug transformer.

Shame no dey do you?

Family / Re: My Wife Hasn't Forgiven Me by jasent(m): 5:16pm On Jan 23, 2023
Handsomejok:



If I am not entitled to her forgiveness but why did she accept to come back to me?
Good question. But can you tell us what you did to her?

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Crime / Re: HELP!!! Loan Sharks Are After My Life by jasent(m): 7:42pm On Jan 21, 2023
MrGOAT:
All these are the numbers they use in calling and threatening, I don't know what to do embarassed embarassed
You don't know what to do? Go and pay.

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Politics / Re: Obi's Jos Rally: The First Day Obidients Chose Obi's Rally Over Work by jasent(m): 11:55am On Jan 21, 2023
CoronaVirusRelo:
Unemployment rate is very high in Jos, so its no surprise that Peter had a fair turnout!


Most people who came to rally are jobless and just wanted to feed their eyes, not that they came out to support Peter

Some even thought it was Peter Okoye that was coming to Jos
what about Niger state?
Politics / Re: If APC Doesn't Do Its Homework Well, Obi Will Win Lagos by jasent(m): 8:01pm On Jan 20, 2023
Trollronaldo:
Obi has all it takes to win Lagos.

He has a good number of indigenous Yorubas supporting him because of his stern character.
Lagos is metropolitan, most other tribes won't vote APC.

Tinubu is not very marketable to sane people, especially in a city with very learned people like Lagos.


APC should be careful, else they will get the biggest shocker of their lives.
If they like let them do home and away work,they will still lose
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Which Work Can I Start With 700k Capital by jasent(m): 3:30pm On Jan 20, 2023
Adun27:
I'm looking to start a service or business. Please advise me I have only 700k capital
Start exporting some cheap items from Nigeria to Ghana. I swear you will make hell of money
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Manchester City (2 - 1) On 14th January 2023 by jasent(m): 2:55pm On Jan 14, 2023


You are the biggest fool, idiot. Ode oshi. Every
thread about United, you pop up to show your bitterness. Na only your Ronaldo good for your eye. Coach no good, club no good , players no good ., na only Ronaldo good for you. Idiot

Follow am go Al Nasr and leave Man u, you no gree foolish being, full of hatred .

Even if eventually united loses this match, it doesn't change anything, that Ten Haag is doing a good job with this team , in every aspect, football, discipline and otherwise, so keep hating fool
you dey mind them?
Politics / Re: We Never Saw Peter Obi Coming, He Took Us All By Surprise, The Only Mistake We M by jasent(m): 6:40am On Jan 14, 2023
Dreal1247:
But this is the fact and truth. APC is supposed to be receiving stones from Nigerians. I wonder how they are managing to get people trooping to their campaign venues. Imagine with their destructive performance, they still want to come and rule Nigeria. Boko Haram Government.
It's rented.

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