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The baby is hungry and saw 'something' that resemble mummy's 'something'.

'your friend'. we know.

Don't worry, your secret is safe with us.







Flee fornication.

LadyBoss1:
Lol u wicked oh .. Drops u know

Ahn Ahn na? What I do?

Giving a bro hope. Isn't it a good thing?

Little drops...

Big hell NO. What will mopping floor and washing toilet add to me?

I have those skills already. Thanks.

Can it take care of your cost of living?
If it can, give it a trial.

All the best.

thorpido:
Make she divorce him na.

No be me talk am o

My hand no dey dere.

Babygal4eva:
It's for a training in Abuja

Hmmm... when I said training, I meant personal training. like you saw an accredited institute yourself and you want to take their course.

Not that you applied to a company and the said company is asking you to pay for a training.

That's wrong. Even my friend that got an offer to be a sales rep in a shop @ Shoprite was trained in Ghana for free.

Don't pay a dime.

donholy28:
Did i deflower u?

Are you not the one that said there are no natural virgins again abi what did you say sef?

MarvellousGod:
I wonder oo my sister. . A man wouldn't behave like an adult. . Why does he spit around? He get belle? .. so disgusting. .

Maybe you should start depositing your own mucus, cough, catarrh, eetttcc inside the bathroom just before he uses it, that way he'll understand how it feels

Sometimes I feel that some men forget that their wives are human beings too. Even though she's a wife, she doesn't have to do everything in the house . Abeg.

thorpido:
Just clean up after him while still reminding him to keep the bathroom clean whenever he uses it.Get a new pair of slippers and place it outside of the bathroom door.Tell him to remove the pair he uses before stepping on the footmat and he can wear the other pair.

You will have to take your mind off some things in marriage.You didn't marry someone you grew up with in the same house.
There are some couples still quarrelling over where to press the toothpaste tube - the bottom or the middle.

For how long will she continue to clean up after him ehn?

falconey:
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Blood of bulls

This place ain't for me.

Na today oyibo don dey craze

Haaa, what is FILF again?
Falconey, which one is MILF?

Go for 3 or 5 tests at different places to confirm.

I've always known I'm AA, so no shaking for me. All the tests I've done haven't proven otherwise.

Bobo on the other hand is AC(never knew it existed till he told me ).
We went for a test and his result was AS. He knew it was crap because previous tests have shown he's AC. His father is AC while his mum is AA.

donholy28:
De original virgins no dey exist again

Because it's you that deflowered them all abi?

There's a thread for those interested in teaching jobs.

Why don't you check it out?

Bros, you'll get better offers. Leave

M.sc earning 15k cheeiiii diaris God oo...

If you really have $1200 to give someone when it's not school fees or a training, do you really need a job?

My thoughts o...

sunkoye:
if you dont have above qualifications. ...then they turn to expertriate from devloped countries with only college or A level qualification

No mind them.

artisticallyart:
Very simple......but are you ready for the task ahead?if yes, what is your location and as a secretary be prepared to type all subjects and if the school happen to have a primary school............welcome to hardwork.

Ok. I stay @ Mowe. Where is the location of the school?

I have actually taught during my NYSC o... I kinda liked it then. just want to go into admin for awhile.

Sunnypar:
Jashar.....for your attention

Thank you so much for this.

But the location is too far for me and I can't relocate to that area for now.
The farthest I can go is VI. Ikeja and it's environs , Berger, Ojodu, ketu are still ok.

Thanks once again.

E wo oooo....

OP made me laugh out loud in a bus oo.
People come dey look me one kind..

Hmmm...

Please house, how does one become a non-teaching staff like admin, p.a or secretary of a school?

I know this thread is for teaching, but if you have an idea, do share. Thanks.

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post=36200332]lmao
It's almost comical.[/quote]It has become a sit-com to me sef.

I wake up each morning and I'm amazed at to the next episode of craziness that they unleash.

JAZES:
Not totally true ma......

my dear, no mind me. Me just dey joke.

For this Naija where we dey, I sincerely doubt it.

Those jobs would require a degree holder, Msc, would be an added advantage.
MUST be a member of a relevant professional body.
Must have 5-10 years cognitive experience
Age range should be below 25

God help us.

yorubadelta:
Erm, I see where you are coming from dear, but, Nigeria is barely more morally upright than abroad. Corruption is not only restricted to the political side of things but is highly prevalent in day to day life. Dishonesty and bribery is the order of the day. It takes the grace of God to raise a child properly in the current state of the Nation

Should we talk about sexual perversion ? Many kids from the ages of 4yrs get sexually abused for years with the culprits getting away with it due to the inadequacy of the justice system. A lot of adults who grew up in Nigeria are victims of sexual abuse.

Through the culture of spanking , children are raised up to fear their parents (which is different from respecting them) which inevitably leads them to living double-lives i.e. being one way in school whilst forming "goodie2shoes" to their parents at home. Dishonesty is imbibed in them from a tender age!

What of education? Lol, let's not a even go there..

Healthcare nko? hmmm

Dont get me wrong o. Nigeria is a beautiful country with rich culture but the cons far outweigh the pros. We have a loooong way to go.

To each his own.

youngalex:
I share your sentiments,my intention is t o have them there,they will come back to Nigeria for their Nursery,Primary and College after which they go for their University Education and also start life there

Whatever floats your rootbeer.

I'm really not interested in them even being citizens sef.
No mind me o. I really am yet to fancy all those places. If it were other African Countries now, I wouldn't mind.

With the moral degradation and decadence emanating from obodo oyinbo, I can't imagine raising my children abroad. It would be harder work raised to the power infinity.

It's easier to train children here and instill moral values in them than abroad. In my own opinion though.

Namaste white people.