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Family › Re: Hilarious Pictures Of Drunk People. by jashar(f): 12:38pm On Jul 16, 2015
grin grin cheesy
Their friends are wicked.[size=8pt][/size] grin

Why all the embellishments? See as that girl just yakata for road!!!
cheesy
Politics › Re: Picture Of A Nigerian Head Of State That Most People Don't Know by jashar(f): 9:08am On Jul 16, 2015
cheesy cheesy
Ahn Ahn now, he's just a child. Who drew that map on him sef? undecided
Crime › Re: Soldier Strips Female Workers Unclad & Tie Them To A Tree For Stealing (Photos) by jashar(f): 8:59am On Jul 16, 2015
sad huh sad

They just made these girls rape targets.
Useless people... angry
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Please, How Realistic Is This Invite? by jashar(f): 8:06am On Jul 16, 2015
I know the place. It's a school / church. My former office was situated around there.

I don't know if GNLD peeps are now using it for seminars now.
Family › Re: He Wants Me To Sleep With His Boss For Money by jashar(f): 3:18pm On Jul 15, 2015
sad
Bitter truth. Your husband doesn't love you. God forbid should you do it, he'll be the same person that would broadcast to the whole world how women are not loyal because of money.

Don't do it. If the pressure becomes unbearable, broadcast it to family members.
Family › Re: How Do I Go About Asking Him To Leave Without Sounding Bad? by jashar(f): 2:48pm On Jul 15, 2015
emmyrichie:
Yes I thought about that too... but I was thinking of what he will think since she won't be coming anytime soon.

If he leaves and she didn't show up anytime soon it will show that I purposely drove him out.
Excuse me sir. Please, who pays the rent? Whose name is on the lease?
I really dislike confrontation also but dude you have to man up and say no to this person.

Forget lies and strategy, come out plain. Tell him you need your space and that you're not really comfortable with him staying with you.
You don't owe him any further explanation. It might be hard though, but stick to your guns.
Career › Re: Human Resource Professionals: by jashar(f): 1:44pm On Jul 15, 2015
yemmight:
Chy,

I will link you up with our Recruitment/HR Consultant. Have you heard of Human Edge? They consult/recruit for us presently and I have my contact person there. Alternatively check their site ist and get back 2 me. heworld.com. Good luck chy.
Good day. Could you please link me up with an entry level position in Customer care or administration? My present location is Lagos.
I could send you a mail so we can discuss further is it's ok by you.
Thank you.
Romance › Re: Men Who Complain About Their Babes' Monetary Demand Are The Broke Ones by jashar(f): 3:27pm On Jul 14, 2015
OP, na lie joor.

Some ladies can spend like kilode huh

If she has a high taste, she should be able to conveniently maintain her lifestyle with little or no input from the guy.
Romance › Re: When A Lady Cooks Like This !!! Photo) by jashar(f): 3:23pm On Jul 14, 2015
sinestro24:
sweetheart if you like it crunchy try baking them, i swear instant orgasm cheesy
I'll try that next time. smiley
Romance › Re: When A Lady Cooks Like This !!! Photo) by jashar(f): 3:22pm On Jul 14, 2015
Olami90:
Good excuse!
Op com nd see one of dem ooo shocked
Bfor u go carry her go show mama

Jst knw dat once u tak dat for breakfast, na roasted corn go be ur dinner
So because something is fried, does that mean it will be burnt?

Sheesssshhhhhhh...
Romance › Re: When A Lady Cooks Like This !!! Photo) by jashar(f): 10:27am On Jul 14, 2015
sinestro24:
you dont fry those, they are meant to be baked.

grin i am a guy that know my way round the kitchen.

well if she fries them, take her back to the village
Not necessarily. They can be fried too. I actually like the fried samosas. So crunchy and meaty grin
Romance › Re: 10 Interesting Facts About The Vaggina by jashar(f): 10:17am On Jul 14, 2015
That's wonderful.
Romance › Re: Is It Compulsory For Married People To Always Have Their Wedding Ring On by jashar(f): 10:14am On Jul 14, 2015
It's not compulsory.
Romance › Re: With 600k, Should He Settle Down For Marriage At The Age Of 32? by jashar(f): 3:10pm On Jul 13, 2015
Na lie jor. No be money hook am. E no like the girl.

600k is more than enough to get married. Work on your budget and stick to it.

People that earn less are happily married and leaving their lives.
Nairaland General › Re: Top 10 Warlords Of Romanceland That Were Beaten And Injured by jashar(f): 9:22am On Jul 10, 2015
cheesy

This won't be pretty. cheesy grin
Romance › Re: Will You Eat This? (graphic Photo) by jashar(f): 11:08pm On Jul 09, 2015
shocked shocked shocked
huh huh
shocked
What the heck is that? Jokes asunder oo...
Is it real or it was made to look that way?
shocked
huh huh
shocked shocked shocked
Nairaland General › Re: How Does It Feel Getting Banned by jashar(f): 1:23pm On Jul 09, 2015
[quote author=antimods post=35665059]na so now.
seun na my namesake. walai[/quote

grin Oya go and sin no more
Romance › Re: Nicki Minaj Says She'll Never Have A Child Outside Wedlock! You Go, Girl! by jashar(f): 1:05pm On Jul 09, 2015
undecided
But she can abort shey?
Romance › Re: Makeup Transformation: Random Passersby Get ‘powerful' Looks by jashar(f): 1:04pm On Jul 09, 2015
Who will do my own for me naa? cry
Me sef want to be contoured. cry embarassed
Romance › Re: The Mother Of The Bride Is The Most Happiest Person On The Wedding Day Why? by jashar(f): 12:59pm On Jul 09, 2015
OP, mbok, nothing like 'most happiest' or 'more happier'. It's happiest or happier.

She has one less mouth to feed, why won't she be happy?
Romance › Re: The Actual Difference Between Women Who Are Hot And Who Are Beautiful by jashar(f): 12:50pm On Jul 09, 2015
When a man says a woman is hot; he just wants to sleep with her.

When a man says a woman is beautiful, he just wants to get between her legs.

cry
*sighs*
Just tell yourself you're beautiful and believe it. Leave all these guys and their sugar tongue.
Nairaland General › Re: How Does It Feel Getting Banned by jashar(f): 12:45pm On Jul 09, 2015
grin cheesy

Antimods, you get mouth oo... seun had to come and personally attend to your issue. grin
Romance › Re: What Do U Do In This Situation? (photo) by jashar(f): 12:40pm On Jul 09, 2015
Pick up your phone and browse nairaland. undecided
Romance › Re: Is This Cute Or Trashy? Please Advice!! by jashar(f): 12:35pm On Jul 09, 2015
undecided
Even with biro and paper, he couldn't even write clearly.

English is dying. So sad. cry
Romance › Re: Which Of These Statements Makes Women Feel Happy The Most? by jashar(f): 9:03pm On Jul 08, 2015
cheesy
Several options come to mind.

But the best would be combining several of them in a single sentence. grin

Case n point;

'How are you my princess? You are the sweetest thing that has happened in my life. Have you eaten? Don't cook today; or what should I buy for you on my way back from work?'
cheesy
Romance › Re: The Power of Make Up ( Photo) by jashar(f): 8:16pm On Jul 08, 2015
smiley
Free them jare. Who wan carry last? grin
Romance › Re: All Romancelanders Should Come And Answer This Question(photo) by jashar(f): 7:52pm On Jul 08, 2015
LueDaveLOVESYOU:
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BONE


WOULD


BE

DUST



BY NOW[/size]
Imagine you. tongue
Family › Re: ROMANCELANDERS ..........YOU WONT BELIEVE YOUR EYES. (photo) by jashar(f): 7:25pm On Jul 08, 2015
lipsrsealed embarassed lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Factory Reset Slap by jashar(f): 6:53pm On Jul 08, 2015
undecided sad angry

You're happy you're a perpetrator of domestic violence. Mtchewww
Romance › Re: I Wnt 2 Leave Her by jashar(f): 5:32pm On Jul 08, 2015
mosefin19:
am tired of d relationship am into..thou she luv me and I luv her also...but I don't just luv d way d relationship is going..need a way 2 tel her and won't hurt her..we ve been dating 4 6month..
age:19 and 17

note:we hvnt had anything 2geda..
My friend, focus on becoming a great man of means.

Leave boyfriend and gehfriend alone for when you're matured and ready to get married.

Focus on UTME/POST UTME/SEMESTER exams. Whichever applies to you.
Romance › Re: Men Who Cook: What Do You Think, Ladies? by jashar(f): 3:27pm On Jul 08, 2015
LueDaveLOVESYOU:
when two engaged fellows meet, do you know what happen? They attract wink smiley.... I hope my wyf aint seeing this
I hope she sees this. grin

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