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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Type Of Job(s) Will You Like To Do For Free? by jashar(f): 9:18am On Nov 07, 2016
I wouldn't mind working in a relief organisation for free. Helping and taking care of poor people and children.

I wouldn't mind ruling the world for free grin
Romance › Re: Your Lips Control Your Hips by jashar(f): 6:48am On Nov 07, 2016
I can't find my lips shape. kiss cry
Fashion › Re: This Before And After Make-up Pic Will Blow Your Mind by jashar(f): 6:44am On Nov 07, 2016
Catfishing @ its peak.

cheesy grin

I love it grin
Romance › Re: See What Happened To Lady Who Went To Her Internet Friend's House by jashar(f): 4:17pm On Nov 06, 2016
... But ehn oo, Nne bia. why the heck would you meet someone for the 1st time @ his house sad shocked shocked?

Mistake number 2, it was now dark and you decided to sleep over?

Come on......

The guy is an a.sshole no doubt about that. But you sef have a part to blame.
Romance › Re: 8 Signs Your Guy Really Wants To Marry You by jashar(f): 4:14pm On Nov 06, 2016
a guy did all these with me and we weren't even in a relationship grin cheesy grin

So are you saying he wanted to marry me? cry
Career › Re: Maybe You Should Go For ND Instead Of Msc by jashar(f): 4:08pm On Nov 06, 2016
Marxxx:
my friend how are you? I trust you are making exploits...
[size=16pt]My friend, do you want the honest answer or the normal answer? smiley

How body? How ya holding up?

How's ya treatment? How's ya sis, niece and family? smiley
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Career › Re: Maybe You Should Go For ND Instead Of Msc by jashar(f): 3:41pm On Nov 06, 2016
Marxxx:
You are not incorrect, my dear, certain jobs require certain degrees to complement. I also believe your friend was apprised of all relevant requirements before applying. This article is not focused on joining a structure from the top but from the Base with a view of climbing upwards
tongue
Romance › Re: All The Nigerian Girls I Have Dated So Far Have This... by jashar(f): 11:14am On Nov 05, 2016
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Romance › Re: I Asked Her Out, She Refused And This Happened by jashar(f): 11:09am On Nov 05, 2016
grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: GOODNEWS: FG Employs 200,000 Graduates, Places Them On N30,000 Monthly Salary by jashar(f): 9:29am On Nov 05, 2016
rusher14:
How many jobs have you created in your life?
Am I dead? undecided
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: GOODNEWS: FG Employs 200,000 Graduates, Places Them On N30,000 Monthly Salary by jashar(f): 9:27am On Nov 05, 2016
007author:
STFU....u silly ingrate
undecided.

Keep on abusing yourself there. What point are you trying to make na?

Can't you make a point without insults?

Mtsheeewww......
Romance › Re: Five Signs He/she Is Done With You by jashar(f): 9:10pm On Nov 04, 2016
cry cry cry

... *sniffs*

So touchingly sad....
Romance › Re: I Give Up , I'm Not Doing Again Joor! by jashar(f): 9:06pm On Nov 04, 2016
grin cheesy

Nicely worded witty piece.
Romance › Re: Why Are You Getting Married? by jashar(f): 9:00pm On Nov 04, 2016
.... cuz in all the fairy tale toons I grew up watching, it's what 'happily ever after' entails.

I want my own tale to be complete. grin tongue
Romance › Re: How To Know If A Girl Likes You? by jashar(f): 8:52pm On Nov 04, 2016
If men are from Mars and women from Venus, how the heck did they get to Planet Earth?

undecided
Who do I like naa?
Romance › Re: It Is High Time Some Nigerian Girls Brushed Up Themselves. by jashar(f): 8:44pm On Nov 04, 2016
The geh, her friend and the guy join no well.
undecided

The geh- you know the kind of person you're friends with, yet you still carried her along to embarass your destiny.

The friend- instead of her to park well and be humble for the free outing, she just misbehave upandan.

The guy- 1st class dodoyo. Na the friend you dey find, abi the geh? You ain't obligated to a tag along.continue spending upandan. Gehs go suck you kill.

The kind thing to do is to buy her a meal, otan.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Of Ambode's 50,000 Ngn, Idleness And One Night Stand by jashar(f): 8:37pm On Nov 04, 2016
Let their children who are graduates take the job.

Nansense
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: GOODNEWS: FG Employs 200,000 Graduates, Places Them On N30,000 Monthly Salary by jashar(f): 8:35pm On Nov 04, 2016
cry cry cry

Oh Nigeria my beloved Country.
undecided
A nation that doesn't treat her own right.

What's good news about 30 000 salary in this economy? undecided

Tell me, one of the numerous allowances the 'house of thieves ' receive, is it or is it not more than 30 000? Are their children being paid 30 000 naira monthly?

Just one allowance ooo..... undecided

FG should park well jare
Romance › Re: How Do You Get Your Crush Without Hurting Your Self Esteem by jashar(f): 9:42am On Nov 03, 2016
Oma307:
make una no kill person with laugh abeg
Don't worrry, by the time I wave $100 bill ONLY in front of your nose, you go revive.



grin cheesy grin
Family › Re: 30 Things Every Nigerian Husbands Want And Expect From Their Wives by jashar(f): 10:50pm On Nov 02, 2016
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Romance › Re: How Do You Get Your Crush Without Hurting Your Self Esteem by jashar(f): 10:43pm On Nov 02, 2016
judeefcc:
smh I forget holy sister , no wonder body they sweet like like wen church end
i'm out.
Romance › Re: Please Advice A Brother by jashar(f): 10:41pm On Nov 02, 2016
na magazone be this.

Kaiiiii......
Romance › Re: He Asked For Nude Photos - He Could Not Handle Her Reply by jashar(f): 10:39pm On Nov 02, 2016
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Romance › Re: How Do You Get Your Crush Without Hurting Your Self Esteem by jashar(f): 10:37pm On Nov 02, 2016
judeefcc:
oh month just end salary done enter your acct, no wonder body dey sweet you like person wen cum
I never collect salary.

You say what now? undecided
Romance › Re: How Do You Get Your Crush Without Hurting Your Self Esteem by jashar(f): 10:33pm On Nov 02, 2016
judeefcc:
i dey where you forget me
grin

No be so guy. I responded na. Make we no talk am where people dey.

See you on the 'other side'.

cheesy
Romance › Re: How Do You Get Your Crush Without Hurting Your Self Esteem by jashar(f): 10:28pm On Nov 02, 2016
judeefcc:
smh madam lines cheesy saw the cake you baked you try , tried baking once I just wasted gas, that keeling the dough and leaving it to rise part was my problem
grin cheesy grin

How is you re?
Romance › Re: Black Is Beautiful (pictures) by jashar(f): 10:25pm On Nov 02, 2016
OP, thank you for celebrating people like me. kiss
Romance › Re: How Do You Get Your Crush Without Hurting Your Self Esteem by jashar(f): 10:18pm On Nov 02, 2016
judeefcc:
Guys lol no show , wait or forget him, jashar has been giving me green light for months I haven't answered her , forget him
undecided Must you come and blow the fowl yansh in public?

Power to you bros
Romance › Re: Women And Fish Brains!! by jashar(f): 10:15pm On Nov 02, 2016
ohkayyy!!!!!

Who left the door open this time?

undecided

You see what you've caused now ehn?

undecided
Romance › Re: My Wife To Be And Her Family by jashar(f): 9:14am On Nov 02, 2016
surhaj:
that is the more reason i seek advise, hope that won't put me into danger?
Have they threatened your life?

That's why I said be strong.

Take your people to hers and tell them if they don't want her under their roof, you are able cater for her and the baby but they should please let her keep it.

If they still insist on her committing abortion, she should go to the Police Station and report the issue. Some of them like the one at Yaba are still sane. They would invite the family over and talk with them. Or, she can go to an NGO like Project Alert on Violence against Women at Ojodu Berger or Women Arise at Ojodu Berger. They would help her in talking with her family.

Don't marry her yet out of desperation. That's why I said rent an apartment for her if you are financially capable (stop sleeping with her too undecided, or anyone else for that matter).
Even if you'll get married eventually, let it be when this tide has passed over you and you are able to make rational decisions.
Romance › Re: My Wife To Be And Her Family by jashar(f): 10:31pm On Nov 01, 2016
Please be strong. 

Don't abort.

Are you financially buoyant?

If yes, rent a place for her.

If no, beg your parents or siblings

to let her stay

With them.

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