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Politics › Re: Emergency Helicopter In Kuje! Terrorist atack? by Jashub: 9:56pm On Aug 06, 2022
Spirit04:
Nigeria need to invest heavily on recon drones even if it's small drones with limited range. Nigerian government is always too complacent. Helicopter is too big and would cost too much to conduct adequate surveillance. They will just fly for a few hours and go away.
We need drones that can seen through foliage and so far, the west and her allies have refused to sell those kind of military hardware because we don't particularly rate with in terms of abuse of weaponry(Remember that incident in NE Nigerian where an aircraft shot at civilians). Secondly, the security architecture of Nigeria has been compromised by this administration, and the only way of tackling that is by overhauling the entire military system
Romance › Re: How Do I Break Up With A 30 Year Old Woman ? by Jashub: 6:57pm On Aug 06, 2022
Thinkam:
She wanted to have sex as much as I did, okay so the only the issue here is if she's head over heels for real...
I sincerely hope she's faking it tho
Lol...at 30? I seriously doubt it . In fact, she's seeing you as the last "bus stop " and she might be determined to make it work between you two. grin
Romance › Re: Slawormiir Still Dey Bomb Ukraine? by Jashub: 6:51pm On Aug 06, 2022
Lol...I pity Ukrainians for selling themselves to the west and her allies grin
Romance › Re: How Do I Break Up With A 30 Year Old Woman ? by Jashub: 6:44pm On Aug 06, 2022
You'll have to weather the storm on your own . After all, you've slept with her and she feels she's entitled to some form of commitment from you . But that's the price you'll have to pay for not keeping your manhood in check . undecided
Politics › Re: Why Peter Obi Supporters Behave Like Asshole by Jashub: 5:59pm On Aug 06, 2022
GoooodHardDick:
It’s unfortunate that Peter Obi’s emergence which is now a silver lining has come with complications. Tinubu has a presidential ticket, nobody is saying it’s a Yoruba ticket.

” Atiku has a ticket, nobody is saying it’s a Fulani ticket. But Peter Obi got a ticket and everybody is shouting:’It’s Igbo presidency. Some even try to link him with the Biafra agitation.

” Have they tried to associate Tinubu with the Oduduwa self determination agitation? Or Atiku within the Fulani herdsmen menace or the banditary in the North?”
Your head get oil
Politics › Re: Why Peter Obi Supporters Behave Like Asshole by Jashub:
Right now, Obi is the lesser of the three evils currently being peddled in Nigeria's political arena. So why won't people go with that ? Secondly, why would any sane person campaign for Tinubu ...isnt he the one who indirectly brought banditry and inflation to Nigera in the form of Buhari ? Mtchww...Obi all the way!!!
Politics › Re: Kashim Shettima Blast Laboure Party As An Unknown And Unqualified Party by Jashub: 5:42pm On Aug 06, 2022
Boko-haram chieftain please be quiet . If not that Nigeria is filled with lawlessness you'd be hanging from a noose for promoting and supporting terrorism
Politics › Re: Emergency Helicopter In Kuje! Terrorist atack? by Jashub: 5:37pm On Aug 06, 2022
Patrioticbreed9:
Omo are we still safe in abuja?
Just arm yourself; anything can happen . If they can kill soldiers in Bawari, make raids on estates in Gwarimpa, then anything can happen
Politics › Re: Emergency Helicopter In Kuje! Terrorist atack? by Jashub: 5:31pm On Aug 06, 2022
Patrioticbreed9:
Same with jabi but this kuje own was damn low!.
The same thing happened in Kurudu yesterday. Imagine windows vibrating because of the propellers of the helicopter.
Politics › Re: Emergency Helicopter In Kuje! Terrorist atack? by Jashub: 5:29pm On Aug 06, 2022
It's for aerial surveillance. I saw the same helicopter yesterday flying over Kurudu axis . It seems there's been a tip off that bandits have infiltrated the area.
Romance › Re: What Will You Do If A Girl Is Telling You Her Number Another Guy Copy It by Jashub: 5:23pm On Aug 06, 2022
I still don't understand why you made her call out her number , but since it seems you're just using her to catch cruise it's okay . After all, na chop-and-go zone you dey undecided
Politics › Re: Kaduna: Bandits Gaining Ground, Will Soon Take Over State- Residents by Jashub: 4:00pm On Aug 06, 2022
El-Rufai and the APC brought in those bandits with the promise of giving them land and money. But as it stands now the bandits have decided they want more than what they were promised. So it's best we start arming ourselves instead of being overrun by foreign killers who our government protects with arms and ministerial positionsundecided
Crime › Re: Nigerians Bill To Outlaw Cross-Dressing by Jashub: 3:58pm On Aug 06, 2022
CAPSLOCKED:
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE LAW TO BEGIN WITH. THERE'S NO WAY YOU'VE NOT BROKEN ONE LAW ALL YOUR LIFE WHETHER KNOWINGLY OR UNKNOWINGLY. WE SHOULD ALL BE PROSECUTED BY YOUR PROPOSITION, RIGHT?
You're talking out of context and to me , that's proportional to being stupid for the wrong reason.

If the law of the land legislates that cross-dressing is punishable, shouldn't you abide by it? Why try and push your repulsive westernized garbage on us who don't believe in it ...? Mtchww
Politics › Re: Pix: Asiwaju Bola Tinubu Today in Area 1 Mosque, Abuja by Jashub: 9:34pm On Aug 05, 2022
ChiefOloye:
It's only Tinubu that is corrupt, right, pitobi isn't?
Writing like a typical ibo boy.
You're just a stupid yoruba fool who believes that everyone not supporting Tinubu is probably Igbo. grin


Anyway, continue supporting corruption; na your children go pay for your sins . Mumu grin
Crime › Re: Woman Arrested For Having Sex With Dog For 8years And Filming It In U.S(Pics) by Jashub: 8:33pm On Aug 05, 2022
Unnatural offenses are quite common in the USgrin
Politics › Re: Residents Uncover Kidnappers’ Den Opposite Police Headquarters Abuja (Video) by Jashub: 5:31pm On Aug 05, 2022
The security architecture of this country has completely crumbled and whoever will take over in 2023 needs to seriously overhaul the armed forces ...especially the police and her sister agencies
Politics › Re: Pix: Asiwaju Bola Tinubu Today in Area 1 Mosque, Abuja by Jashub: 5:23pm On Aug 05, 2022
PandoraObi:
Cheap blackmail does not work
You and I both know Tinubu is as corrupt as any other politician in Nigeria, but because of tribal sentiment, you have chosen to take sides with his evil . Anyway, you will surely become a casualty when his drug-induced policies affect your way of life .
Politics › Re: Pix: Asiwaju Bola Tinubu Today in Area 1 Mosque, Abuja by Jashub: 5:19pm On Aug 05, 2022
abc115:
Wailing
Don't worry , you will be a victim of his wickedness . grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Sharia Law Not Binding On Non-muslims, Sultan Assures Sokoto Corps Members by Jashub: 5:14pm On Aug 05, 2022
Taqiya is loading
Politics › Re: Pix: Asiwaju Bola Tinubu Today in Area 1 Mosque, Abuja by Jashub: 5:13pm On Aug 05, 2022
Only a fool will vote for this man
Christianity Etc › Re: Redeeming Vow: How Importance Is It? by Jashub: 4:53pm On Aug 05, 2022
True talk
Politics › Re: Daduut Congratulates Lalong Over Appointment As DG Campaign To Bola Tinubu by Jashub: 4:44pm On Aug 05, 2022
I struggle to understand how some Christians setup their conscience and identity all because of politics.

Just imagine these two Christian politicians from Jos, boldly endorsing a muslim-muslim ticket that doesn't reflect the diversity of the country or her people.

Anyway, it seems the people killed in Plateau hasn't taught the indigenes there a lessons. By the time the Muslim-muslim death sentence is passed ,that land will be overrun by Boko-haram insurgentsundecided
Romance › Re: MEN!! Understand This Female Mindset Called "THE BENEFIT OF HER PVVSSY"!! by Jashub: 4:38pm On Aug 05, 2022
TheGidRedpiller:
We know Nicki Minaj and Cardi B right?
These two females are giants in the music industry, but have you ever asked yourself why they have to go naked on set to put their rap songs out there? They rap fire, they are very good in the flow but they still have to go naked to put their songs on the map, WHY??!
Because deep down, they know that their major audience is MEN! They do not go naked on set for their fellow women, we all know they are both straight.

Have you ever seen a female visual artist pose with their artworks before? How do majority of them pose? What do you see first? The Artwork or her buttockks?

Banks and phone slots hire more women than men, do you think it wasn't intentional? They believe a woman working behind the counter is automatic good customer care service, they know many men out here will take more shiit from a female attendee than from the male counterpart!

A woman's real hustle is her PVVSSY, whatever you see her doing is actually on the side!

TRP IS GOLDEN!!
This writeup deserves an accolade...in fact, you are a genius! Please allow me to use this as a reference for preaching the simps in my neighborhood
Family › Re: At 24 Years I Am Still Broke With No Means Of Income by Jashub: 7:17am On Aug 05, 2022
Yes. And it means you're lazy
Romance › Re: My Topic TOMORROW Will Cause A Lot Of COMMOTION!! by Jashub: 9:48pm On Aug 04, 2022
Looking forward to it
Jokes Etc › Re: BAT And The Thirty Bishop Of Baal by Jashub: 2:29pm On Aug 04, 2022
nikky5:
1. In the last year of the reigns of King Buha over the kingdom of Wazobia, it came to pass that the various camps who seeketh power in the kingdom searcheth for a man worthy to rule after him.

2. Then Bola the son of Tinubu, a great man of valour in the camp of APC declared unto the leaders of the camp thereof saying:

3. Hast my turn not come to reign over this kingdom? Appoint me this day, I beseech thee, that I mayest contest the throne upon this platform in fulfilment of thy covenant with me.

4. But leaders of the camp thereof despiseth the son of Tinubu for they saith in their hearts he is a mean and stiff-necked man.

5. Then saith they unto him, wherefore seekest thou to ascend unto the throne? Art thou not a man full of age with weak bones and thy health faileth thee?

6. How beautiful shall it be if we anointest a wise and upright man of fewer years to rule after king Buha.

7. Then the son of Tinubu was greatly raged and he replied them according to these words saying, knowest not thou that with my very hands did I built this camp?

8. Verily verily I say unto thee, the same shall I pull down and render utterly dissolate until there remaineth no stone upon another if thou fulfileth not thy covenant with I.

9. And the leaders were greatly terrified by these words, then saith one man to the other, let us appoint the son of Tinubu this day lest he destroyeth this camp.

10. Then it came to pass that the camp of APC appointed Bola the son of Tinubu whom they call the Jagaban to contest the throne of the kingdom.

11. But when the time was come to anoint a deputy unto him, he searcheth to and fro the entire kingdom and declared unto the people saying, Kashim the son of Shettima hast found favour in mine eyes. He shall be my helpmeet.

12. But the Christians and many other inhabitants of the kingdom were vexed with great vexation at the hearing of this news. And they say, but how shall this thing be?

13. Is the Jagaban not a Muslim? wherefore choseth he another that practiceth Islam as deputy against tradition?

14. But the son of Tinubu remaineth unmoved and heedeth not to the wailings of the people.

15. And when the day that he mayest unveil his deputy unto the people drew nigh, then seeketh he the counsel of wisemen in the camp thereof saying:

16. How shall we bring our Christian brethren into the fold? lo, they are greatly raged.

17. And they counselled him in this manner saying, invite their highest leaders unto thy bosom even unto the unveiling ceremony, invite their Bishops.

18. For it shall come to pass that where the hearts of the Bishop is, there shall the heart of his congregation also be.

19. And this counsel pleased the Jagaban. But when he sent for the Bishops, they honoureth not his invitation.

20. And he said unto garment makers, make unto us thirty pieces of a bishop's robe. And it was done according to how he commanded.

21. And when the day was come for the unveiling ceremony, he searcheth for thirty men of weaker virtues.

22. Then they made a covenant with them saying, we shall pay thee a hundred thousand shekels each if only thou shalt cast this robe upon thee and be presented as Bishops of the kingdom.

23. And these words were pleasant unto the men for it was a perilous time in the kingdom. In this manner they were presented at the unveiling ceremony.

24.Then news men of the city spake unto the men on Bishop's robe say, art thou truly Bishops? Where are thy churches and from whence comest thou? But in all these, they spake not a word.

25. But when the ceremony was over, these men were only given thirty thousand shekels each. And they saith one man to the other, lo, the camp of APC dealeth treacherously with us. Then they departed with grumbling.

26. Then the church was vexed with great vexation saying, wherefore hast the Jagaban and his camp practiceth this grave evil against the body of Christ?

27. Woe unto thee for thou hireth false Bishops and desecrateth the institution of Bishopric.
But if only thou and all they counsel shall confess thy transgressions, eschew every deceit and turn away from thy evil ways, thy sins shall be forgiven.

28. But up till this day, the Jagaban and Shetima hardeneth their heart and repenteth not. And saith they unto the people, surely they were upcoming bishops that were yet unknown unto the people.

29. Then the son of man declared unto the people saying, lo, they are bishops of Baal.
Lol...very funny piece . I wish I could double like it grin
Health › Re: Vitamin C For Cancer? ‘miracle Man’ Anton Kuraia Highly Controversial Treatment by Jashub: 3:44am On Aug 04, 2022
Trust pharmaceuticals companies to debunk this all because of the profits they'll make from selling cancer-drugs like Macthera
Politics › Re: Gunmen Attack, Injure AIG, Kill Orderly by Jashub: 8:10pm On Aug 03, 2022
This is just the beginning. Soon even high-ranking officers in the military will become victims of such . And we have PMB to thank for it undecided
Crime › Re: Nigerians Bill To Outlaw Cross-Dressing by Jashub: 8:09pm On Aug 03, 2022
Lovely development. Anyone that wants to practice lawlessness should do so in western societies

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