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Sanprecious:
Congrats bro. I think GOD heard your cry.
You didn’t need connection after all. Congrats again

Thanks boss ... I'm grateful

SwTeee:
He probably has Masters

Masters ke?? With which money na ...

Intels2020:
Joshua how you go do your HND matter?

My brother, i go upload like that and leave am for God to do the rest o..

Afterall i nor de expect mail again before o

Yemiade3000:
Mail just drop now! Guys please start checking your mail.

Yemi Alade, you are here too?? Tired of singing??


Na cruise i de o...na over excitement de worry me abeg...nor vex

Please those with HND how did you guys upload your certificates?? Any tips??

Shola6159:
The best connection in these life is GOD, lets hope on GOD he will surely do it for us Amen.

But God won't come down from Heaven to do it...he would still use humans hence the need for the connections....

scheme124:
At this stage wether u saw the question or nt our own is to finally get the job ,we don't problem with seeing the question ,this is Nigeria. I wish everyone success in this recruitment exercise

Yea....

Hopefully i can get someone who has the connection to assist me with my 73% �����

ennyj01:
Very true, you have a strong point.
I have seen age deceleration before, the person removed 4 years.

But sometime I don't blame them, the country will frustrate someone

In the next couple of years I won't be able to apply for GT positions and I finished some years ago.

Same here ... hopefully by then we should have gotten some experience so as to apply for EH instead

scheme124:
Nothing God can not do continue struggle and praying ,I knew someone that did nt apply at all ,two days back his CV was submitted and he will get it,I swear to almighty God, anything can happen

Its well o.....i need connection o...this my 73% can't just waste na...

[quote author=scheme124 post=99598111][/quote]So as for the rest of us we can as well prepare to forget about this particular recruitment bah

Wahala...its well o...


Abeg does anyone have connect that he/she isn't using I'm willing to pay after delivery even if it means taking the whole of the first month or upfront sef

scheme124:
@joson3x4 good response

Boss anyhope for those who who scored between 70-74% to be called?? Considering that they are (or almost) through with the verification of certificates...

Expecting a feedback boss....

ennyj01:
Yeah I know of Waec certificate
Some people have age deceleration isshh
Will they ignore that and take that of Waec and nysc seriously?

I am just thinking out loud though, no talking about myself because I am still very much below the age requirement.

If we are being sincere all this talk about age declaration usually comes up years after we have used our original DOB in our WAEC....

scheme124:
@joson3x4 good response

Thanks boss

ennyj01:
One question, how do they know someone people forged their age?

Your dob is on your Waec certificate and on your NYSC profile

Pan1207:
second batch loading.... by next week

Wahala for who nor get source o...lol

scheme124:
definitely except they change their mine due to covid 19

Can i send you a mail??

Abeg o...make una collect una APL so that i go know say time don reach to comot from this thread...lol

Mzcurio:
My own is when you people get the job finish and receive your first pay, Sha comman do go giveaway for us and then we can close this thread.

The best comment so far

Any update on this recruitment??

[quote author=Henrique99 post=99417115][/quote]Hmmmmmm

fluffybaby:
Nigeria is an interesting place. Cheaters justifying their grades, innocents crying for justice and the sellouts are quiet
I have read through this thread and My conussion,

*The NCDMB guys already have the list of employees to fill in those positions
* To make it look like a level playing filed they ran this recruitment scam
* Since they already have their men and women waiting to fill in these positions they do not give a damn about the integrity of the exams so they permit people to do whatever suits them (afterall the test is just to fulfil all righteousness)
* The so called testmi or quomodo group know the truth (its most likely owned or contracted under man know man basis by an oga in that organization so they know that its just for show) that is why they left the test unmanned. What sane and genuine test agency will allow candidates take a test at different times running into days without changing questions? Without checking malpractice? Mr A will say they got 0% testmi will say write again (same questions o ) Mr B will say sorry , I went to fishing port and missed the test and testmi will say write again tomorrow(same questions o) That act alone should make you guys know that they dont care about the integrity of the exam or candidates This mess could have been avoided if Testme had made everyone write the exam at the same time and ended it there or split into batches with different questions for each batch. But nooo, they dont care about the recruitment in all honesty. They just wanted to fulfil all righteousness by making it look like everyone had a chance. they wanted it to look fairr that they over did it. I will not say the first batch guys all did wrong cos we all are Nigerians and we know that even if you do your best to maintain secrecy, some people who have nothing to lose will take advantage of the laxity to make quick bucks ir curry favour of friends and family. Ie if husband and wife applied and are both invited or two best friends or sibblings applied and are both invited to write that test, there will mist likely be cheating cos their goal will be to make sure one of them gets the job. This is the first time in my life I will read about a job test being open for candidates to write same exam for days. What a joke of a test.
To those who did their best and were honest in tge test but were displaced by cheaters I say, sorry. In the eyes of NCDMB it is.. ... May the best cheat win.
For those who wrote those tests and scored high with clean hands, congrats may your efforts pay off well. To those who cheated to the top, good job taking advantage of the opportunity given, it is Gods doing and its marvelous in your sight.
This so called merit list is to cover track. First batch with clean hands, less than very few of you will proceed to the next round and the waI see it, NCDMB seem to be in a hurry to round up. They dont seem to have the energy to invite broadly for interview screening.
Now I see that they did not even do pre screening before inviting people for the test in the first place. Every tom, dick and harry who applied got invited wether they meet requirements or not. Surely this so called exam is a sham, a scam.

It was just a means to an end...they just used the test to cover their backyard lists....but its wel

oxyba:
Lmao
You people should stop this nonsense trying to look smart on this forum
How many seconds were you using to read the questions that will make you read that fast and still get 80% under 44 minutes for 60 questions in case you don’t realize it, it gives you an average of 44 seconds to read understand and answer each question
Even gmat gives you and average of 2 minutes per quantitative section and 108 seconds per verbal questions

Please and please, when people talk about cheating, if you feel guilty and the need to defend yourself look away thanks because it’s not possible
So you had 44 seconds per question and enough time to snap the questions? Lol

How do you know someone who is lying? GMAT doesn’t have diagrammatical reasoning test
How do I know? Because I took the gmat (studied it for 3 months) lol say the diagrammatic reasoning test na from GMAT
Which GMAT boss?

The same exam wey somebody write for school de get C, na the same exam wey the best graduating student write wey e get A..

WHO NOR KNOW BOOK NOR KNOW BOOK JARE...make we nor de come hide our ineptitude by claiming everyone cheated.... assuming dem even give some of us d questions to answer before hand by ourselves (without external help) na still the same answers we go give because na there our knowledge reach...

So assuming the best graduating student in my set who had a CGPA of 3.79/4.00 as again my 3.33/4.00 wrote and scored 85% as against my 73% i go come talk say e cheat?? When i don already know say dis guy good for book?? Abegeee....most of us nor de 1 gree say anoda person de wey know buk pass us, but we de fail to understand say, every jaguda de always get oga....

I repeat not everyone who scored high cheated...

bukhety:
@Sanprecious, you are on point man! That was the longest gbas gbos I've seen in a while. It made this space quieter . I was becoming irritant myself. I no score 75 no mean say I should not celebrate with other(otherwise known as beefing). Enough said!

For real...seeing how a lot of people are having issues with calculating percentages and knowing how many months make a quarter of the year, then i now understand why they will assume everyone who scored above them cheated....if we are been real, they failed cos they weren't as good as some others ...

I had 73% and it was cos i wasnt fast enough...maybe if i were lucky to have had an extra 5 mins i might have done better, but that doesn't mean that everyone who scored above me cheated...some did, yes, but not everyone...

Abi u wan tell me say the best graduating student for ur department for school na expo e take graduate?? Cos its obvious that most of u saying it is impossible to get 80 in this test weren't and cannot be the best graduating students in your school (no insults but its fact)...

So abeg, make we drop this issue of cheating and not cheating and lets move on if we don't get any mail... NCDMB has never, is never and will never be the end of the world..

I rest my case

Sanprecious:
Bro, this is not to join issues with you. But you make me laugh when you say “ you can’t score 80 in a 44 mins exam no matter how brilliant you are”. Please don’t pass assessment on people based on your level. Level of difficulty of any task or screening is relative; tho most times depends on preparations and exposure. I once wrote a screening exam with Royal Navy (UK), and the maths section was 30 questions in 9 minutes without calculators. You bloody do all the numbers with only pen and paper. The Verbal was 50 questions in 15 mins, and the mechanical 20 questions in 10 mins (they ask you practical questions about the machine drawn on the question paper). Don’t take my word for it; ask around about the Royal Navy entrance exam for engineers. If you think you’ve written exams under pressure of time, wait till you write that. I managed to score a 65%. But a young guy who only finished college and wanted to join the navy as a weapons engineer scored 100%. The guy currently holds the record of the best score ever in Royal Navy exam in the UK (so they said on that day). Mind you, many of us had masters already. Meaning we already knew engineering. The organisers couldn’t stop praising him. Face the reality that people can be better than you, and may not have same level of difficulty.

This is not to rule out that some people who got the mail cheated. But what about those who cheated and still scored less than 75%? That it didn’t favour you doesn’t mean every other person cheated and shouldn’t have been called.
Lemme even make an analysis for you based on the second test, at least for EH.

1. Many of the SJTs from the first test were repeated. Even those that weren’t repeated, good candidates who are very ambitious of this role could have studied sjts after the first test. At least to know how it works. I sat for the second test knowing certainly there will be sjts. If you missed that, your bad. If you also used up your time in reading the whole paragraph, then don’t cry about impossibilities here.

2. The verbal part for the EH was a complete joke. 20 questions (out of 60, mind you) on very simple “synonyms”. “ what can replace predominant in the sentence.....”. I was super amazed at the verbal that I had to snap it for laughs. Imagine you got at least those 20 verbal, that would have been 33%. So you that got 25%, what’s up na?

3. If you ever studied for this exam, especially after the first test (which you should have), you would have known there are basically two types of diagrammatic reasoning tests.....the first one we wrote in the first test and the figures thing in the second test. Only these two types online. Google for yourself now. People probably smashed the first test because the whole diagrammatic reasoning questions were from GMAT, 100% of it. So were you expecting them to repeat the exam questions, or you didn’t think there will be another diagrammatic reasoning question in the second test?
For goodness sakes, the first exam was enough clue to show you the pattern of questions to come (at least for the EH). If you didn’t prepare further, but rather waited for another system failure to get a second 80%, I’m not sorry to be honest.

3. The only new thing for the EH in that exam was the numerical. And yo, that was purely GMAT standard numerical. Not to say it was very easy, but numerical aren’t that hard, they just take time.

2020 GMAT has only 200 numerical questions, those should take you only 2 days to finish, 100 a day. You had about 4 days notice to the test. ( I studied 100 in 5 hours myself). If you were conscious enough that you’re competing with the forces of inevitable connections for limited slots, maybe you for consider am. It’s a disrespect for someone to go all this length to prepare and you generalise cheating, Saying “it’s impossible to get 80% in 44 mins” (45 by the way).

Stop talking down on people or generalising things using yourself as a reference. Abilities and preparations are different. You no be reference for everybody ma!

How can someone who scored 35% for example (that’s like answering only 21 out of 60 questions correctly) come here to rant about cheating. Okay, others cheated , was that why you did that badly? Pardon my tone but the whining here really warrants it.

Brother, make this a physical exam, well supervised, the man who scored 35% will still stand no chance. And somebody will still hit above 90%.

Just be praying and stop whining. If dem keep you wey get 28% and person wey get 80% to write this exam you no still pass am. Abi did they supervise you and didn’t supervise me?
Also, assuming you scored up to 70% and you believe for certain that the man who scored 80% cheated, it means you cheated for sure. Or what else could make you to think it’s not possible to get just 6 answers correctly more than you did (48/60-80%; Against your 42/60-70).

Again, this is not to say that people didn’t cheat (the system enabled that ), but whining and generalising it is very very condescending.....and I couldn’t have let that slide. Don’t bloody use yourself to judge me like my success is pegged to yours. Life no end here, move on!

Well said...

That's what i tried to say after the first test that abilities differ but some people refused to agree ..the fact that you scored 30% isnt a bench mark for how difficult the exam was...

jjj37:
All these infants talk of screenshots and all of that is not necessary at this point, as long as i can remember, there was never any screen shooting of exams questions on this platform during the second test(if you feel there was., kindly proof it). i will advise those shouting cheating and connection to pls allow responsible members of this forum to read and follow genuine updates here in peace.

Some people did on some whatsapp platforms....

ennyj01:
There is no need cursing
If you did not get it, this is not the end of the world. The world does not revolve around NCDMB..
Stop cursing people..

Abegee...make e curse who e 1 curse jare

Akexstinger:
My source just called one of NCDMB’s HR and he said the HR told him that is in batches ...

PTI baba

McAnarchy:
Make we leave story, the guys that got the mails have gone a step further. Whether all of them will be invited for the interview is another topic. We wey nor receive mail, make bad belle no get the better of us abeg.

Any which way, let's keep hope alive, NCDMB or not.

Exactly...inshort you deserve one APL for this statement....come collect 1 abeg

Yemiade3000:
But bros, how come the date shows 01/30/21 cause the thing need clarifications!

Be like una nor sabi use chats....that date is for the previous message

philipianlobbos:
Why complaining or worried because you weren't notified to update or upload your credentials??

At the end, those who got email to upload their credentials within the stipulated time limit for the next stage (interview) may not be shortlisted for the interview.

On same vain, some peeps who didn't get the ongoing email to upload their documents will be invited for the next stage which is the interview stage.

Those who didn't get either of those will still resume with us so why the panick?

Omo this your last sentence de confuse me o....".. will still resume with US.." ahsin some of una don de sure about una resumption?? Wahala be like connection o.. chaiii...for the next life i must get connection