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ab.Y:
anyone who wants to date such a lady must also be ready to marry her mum with her.

This is the truth!!! some people just dont read meanings into people's behaviour. your character cant lie. such gals are the type that keep saying "mum said this", "mum said that". Like I can remember a friend of mine who got married and anytime his mother-inlaw came visiting . The wife will not spend the night in their bedroom. she'll just keep gisting with her mum till she sleeps off there. The girl was just annoying, whenever they have misunderstanding, she'll start calling her mum, and the E-diotic mother would call the young man to warn him. Last year the woman died, and just last week, the wife came crying to my house, she said she caught her husband getting 'freaky' with a female colleague. I called my guy to find out why; He said the wife has denied him s3x since her mum died, which was Last year. Apparently, she's still mourning her mum . Me sef just vex, I was so angry, I wanted to go out to the store and get my guy more packets of con.doms. All that over attachment to friends, family, or enemies is never good for marriage. But to Mr OP, I'll say, there might be no spiritual problem, but she might have serious psychological problems.

olumaxi: Yeah,somtin is wrong..they wake each-other up to attend meetins

I know many people wont get it. but I just ROTF in EPIC lafta reading this comment... Thanks, you made my day

Please you people should give it a rest. When i see the truth, I say it. Most of you saying she's this, she's that. your sisters and Gfs and wives are not even close. And for the gals, do I need to start? I have seen alot of your pics already. Please, she's not very pretty like that, but she's okay and above average. and there are alot of positives to take home from this pic. firstly, she's got Good dentition and white teeth(something that is direly lacking in Nigeria, even among celebs, check out rukky sanda for example)... secondly, apparently she looks like a boy when she wears a snapback.

Ijawboi: Yuck....
Even if dem pay me nd point gun 4 my head, I no go blow...


My biatch tonto is finer with makeup on...

For your mind abi? If I hear say you no blow... . Na u sef go pay am. all those hookers in Lagos and port harcourt that perverts pay money to blow, are they as fine as Waje here?

fckyourman: Americans in what sports ?. Just basketball and american soccer i presume. the reason behind that, is every black person wants to be athletic in america not in nigeria.

In Europe check every football club you will see a black guy.

Americans is almost every sport... add swimming, Track events and all what not. Like it or not Nigeria does not have programs for athletes, forgetting that education is not all about carrying books and wearing geeky glasses

Michky: There existed a time in this business when i was absolutely lost. Inshort, I WAS A TOTAL FAILURE. Emm.. Not that i didnt win occasional bets. No. Problem was that my account wasnt growing (win 1 a day, lose 2 the next). My self-esteem dropped to an all time low. There were times i felt like putting a pistol to my head and pulling the trigger. It just didnt add up! Me, a self-acclaimed genius just couldnt crack sports betting business!! Chei! Nevertheless, i didnt give up. I persisted instead of jumping ship into another endeavour. I kept on trying to find answers that werent readily available. Secrets that the pros didnt want in the mainstream. Now Fastforward to today...THINGS HAVE CHANGED FOR BETTER. GOD MUST TAKE THE GLORY. Now, i dont bother whether i win or lose cos eitherway, my account will grow. -sighs-. If you are failing or feel like there's no hope of success in sight. If you persistently feel like you're wasting your time doing this biz, or are people wandering if you have lost your sanity because you quit your bank job for sports betting; well, here is some words of encouragement for you. DONT GIVE UP. Keep trying but never make the same mistake twice and you'll smile in the end. You will succeed because you are at the right place. And when you eventually break through, you will no longer have any cause to frown. Believe me, the success will be worth the wait. Meanwhile, brothers, please raise your glasses of e-beer and lets toast: To hustle! To honour!! To glory!!! One luv.

The first bolded part is funny. But the 2nd bolded one is the Golden rule to happiness. Once you realise there is a limit to the number of screw-ups you can have in a life time. You just make all the mistakes, and once you exhaust them, you begin to profit. Like the Comment

PIP-PROF:
Thanks to you all for your advice i am learning very fast now

i will do as udemzy said and study a certain league and understand it

You staked just N100? well, it's good

whguru: Fellow punters! Stop bn a mugu! Stop dreaming while standing! A hacking tool has bn discovered by an isreali firm that works perfectly with Nairabet! This tool enables you credit ur online betting account with not more than 50k at a go. It works perfectly using a laptop or desktop. I av tried using a mobile but it didn't. I suppose this is what some guys discovered and has suddenly turned to Nairabet agents. I am making money seriously with it and so far has made 1.3m. All u need do is get pple open online accounts and u do d credit using this tool. So easy to use. I am willing to sell the tool at 15k each. I know there r loads of "doubting thomases" on here. If u r one; keep doubting and dropping ur cash in thousands to d bookies. U can neva beat d system. I'm making this offer last till Wednesday 15th May! Be wise folks! Stop bn a MUGU!!! Holla back at wgventures@hotmail.com.
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Hehehehehe. very funny post. Just hang in there a little longer, the "soldier" will soon come baq from honeymoon and you'll be toast. lol. But you get mind o. Are you aware that akinalabi(the CEO of nairabet) is an active member of this thread. Or do you just go anywhere you see football betting and post nonsense. We have seen your types before,from Liberty Reserve Money adder to Paypal account Money adder and Bet365 hack. All nonsense! you foreget that these companies are not built in the sky, they have Human owners, who use balance sheets to check if their accounts match. with the slightest disparity, even if na 1naira that's not accounted for, I trust akin alabi, he'll track it down (which will not be hard). Not to talk of 50k a day or 1.3Million. chaiii... This one, in seconds you'll just loss for your house. For your information, Most of us here are not kids, We are actual professionals in different fields, while some are pro punters. You cant catch anybody with such cheap Frausulent activity. Akin Alabi pls take note, this guy wants to spoil business for you o. Nobody wants his business to be associated with fraudulent activities and scam. Now, whguru, can you kindly take your market somewhere else?

yellowpawpaw: Thank u @poster above.good points.
Many men so far complain about gettin weight by their wives. Most don't want it but circumstance made them fat eg,most birth control pills make some women fat. Pregnancy,stress and so many others. It takes a very determined woman and a supportin spouse for a woman to maintain her pre preg weight.how many guys can stay with d children so d woman can do small joggin? Rather its d opposite
Some hv wonderful body dat can easily fall back to shape.
Sme women don't nag,I tell u,but their spouse cheat.
My hubby's friend confessed to him that he has bn cheatin for over 4 yrs and just want to stop.wife till date had no idea.good family. So why is it so?

To be very honest with you. If you are talking about a one night stand affair, It's a different case. But if it's a case of a guy having an affair with a lady for 4years, then there's a serious problem. Like I said earlier, the line between Fidelity and Infidelity is a very thin one. We are all led into temptation, once in a while. Majority of us succumb to it. But if I have a loving wife who has kept herself, and our marriage is spicey and hot and all my desires/fantasies have been satisfied by my wife. I dont see why I would keep chasing after a cow when I have an elephant at home. A wife has to develop a special thing she does, something she knows her husband likes, something she knows he cant get anywhere else. Overtime she should discover her husband's softest spots and make sure she capitalizes on the advantage of her knowledge and experience. A woman should be so Loving that her hubby can boldly come out and say "Nobody can love me like my wife". If as a woman you have not developed this in your man's head. you are walking on thin ice. Most women wanna achieve this, but they go about it the wrong ways, you don't achieve it by worshiping at your hubby's feet. I dont wanna go into that now. Bottom-line is, As for one night stand cheating, your hubby must surely do it, It takes a high level of discipline for a man not to fall into temptation especially when the occasion presents itself, and that manner of discipline is fast fading in our society today. It's not the woman's fault, she doesn't need to do anything wrong, for a man to fall into temptation. but when he begins to have prolonged affairs, lasting into months and years, it's either something is wrong with the wife/marriage, or something is seriously wrong with the man. If the both can communicate, maybe the man can tell her what his concerns are and she should have an open mind to make amendments on the ones that concern her.

Mehn, This weekend is just crap. Me just dey vex

jasper7: Goal!!! Chelsea BTTS paid. oya chelsea one more for chelsea win @6.00 In-play

WON odds 6.00 Won for the weekend. Grattitude Lamps

Goal!!! Chelsea BTTS paid. oya chelsea one more for chelsea win @6.00 In-play

Chelse please... I beg you guys to score

vanstanzy: No doubt, u are in the entertainment industry and see nothing wrong in it. Guess what, lets put ur sister(s), girlfriend(s), or better still ur very own daughter on set, displaying all this sh!7 and lets see how it goes.

If you find your sister, daughter, Mother, girlfriend in a por.no video. Trust me, you'd be mad at the lady not the video. you cant blame a video for being Nude or Por.n. You blame the actors/actresses involved. a typical Nigerian will always blame the system and not the components. Forgetting that a system dosn't exist at all without the components. that's the only problem with the OP's post. She should have been advising her fellow ladies to stop selling their Nudity.

ocelot2006: No one forced/coerced these ladies to dance on TV. Maybe you should direct your question to your fellow women.

By far the best comment so far. Truth of the matter is most women like to be objectified, Most women will spend a fortune to change their looks (Plastic surgery, Bleaching e.t.c), than they will spend on getting an education or acquiring a skill. Just watchout for their monikers, you'll see usernames like, se.xychic, sweetlemon, s.exysugar e.t.c what's that all about? what impression is she creating? tomorrow the same E-diot would come out and say they don't wanna be objectified. They should deal with themselves first before they come to talk about music videos.
Men are not even left-out, always trynna portray the Hulk or Big Daddy or Boss or orlando Bloom figure, what's that all about? Very annoying little things human beings do

Well, just saw this now. I am not married, But I work with alot of Married Men and Women. The road from Fidelity-Infideliy is a very short one. It can happen to anybody, man or woman. Anybody who has a hidden fantasy and loves adventure is prone to cheat. Unfortunately, More men are adventurous and have hidden fantasies, some of which they cannot mention to their wives. Imagine this scenario, A man has a secretary who is 6ft4, long slender legs, and all the things per.verts desire in a woman. Why wouldn't he forget his 5ft3, short robust-legged wife at home. It just annoys me, when women gain the whole weight of the world once they get married. what's that about? take care of yourself, do exercises and keep fit, not because you want to keep your husband or you want to save your marriage, but because it's the healthy thing to do. Another big omission on the side of the women is the head down, inferiority complex thing. Why are you feeling inferior around your husband? why do you worship him as if he is God Almighty? why do you always show him that you desperately want to save your marriage? You are giving him Power, a husband doesn't need power, what he needs is Responsibility. Show him that He is responsible for the well being of the family, that is what it means to be in-charge or in control. Once you make him feel he has infinite power, You have printed a license for cheating. show some confidence ladies, Show that you have ambition, and that your life doesn't end doing household chores and keeping your marriage. Maybe If he has some respect for you, he won't bother cheating. And Lastly ladies, STOP NAGGING. whether by words or action. JUST STOP NAGGING. Nagging has a way of putting men off. Some women continually show by action that they are uncomfortable, not satisfied, unhappy. It makes the home atmosphere tense and men especially don't like it. Have a smiley face, free spirit, If there are issues, discuss them/sort them out and go back to Mrs. smiley face/free spirit. Other Notable mentions will be: Patience and Communication. If every wife had these key ingredients, cheating is cut by half. With that, you have gone the half the journey the man now has to meet you at the center. Most men will and If a man consciously decides to cheat, it might take a long time before he meets you there, just make sure you remain at the half line.

Okay, this got me Lol-ing and Lol-ing. must be a nasty cut down there. Lol. cst must have been like "you wanna play?" but just for the sake of imagining things, what did ur mum call Joystick in the course of ur conversation. Cos I cant Imagine an african lady saying Joystick. Maybe she'd probably say it your local lang. dat way it'll sound less vulgar.

simpleseyi: Thou shall not judge. Are you a virgin? If so, go to the nearest brothel and get yourself disvirgined. Lastly, don't marry any woman without 'testing' her, it is like buying no-testing used electronic at WestMinster. This is an advice from my church mind.

so what now? you are comparing women to electronic appliances? so you just test-run them and if they dont work you discard them. That's chauvinism at it's orgasmic Peak.

All these people saying "deliver your baby and then get married". Are you people being morally considerate at all? This is a bas.tard-elect we are talking about. Here in Africa, that's a No! No! My dear, whether you guys get married in 10 years time or 5 minutes after the child is born, Once the baby is born outside wedlock, the baby becomes a bas.tard. Do I need to remind you the stigmatization that follows that? datz not what any mother or child wants to experience (ask those who have been there). and as the parent, you should do everytin possible to stop it. Get married somewhere, anywhere, registry, Traditional, In-house with pastor, whatever works, Just get married!! Especially when love is not the issue here. The only hindrance is that africans like elaborate weddings. at this point you just have to setlle for anything that's okay, for the sake of the child. the die is cast already. Just pick any number

Ikpediarukevwe: Everybody just saying Love!
Did d OP said that they died because of love? With u guys alone, 9ja will neva be a better place.. Mtchewww.

You are right. they might be holding themselves out of fear or superstition or anything. They also might not have known each other before now. All these are unverifiable assumptions, so we have to go with the easier and more rosy one which brngs us back to LOVE

A Nigerian version of the pic would have a Nigerian man using a Nigerian woman as shield to prevent the building collapsing on his head . Women, BE WISE

#Great *shake hands* Goes back to sleep

ogugua88: [size=13pt]Maybe if you held your breath? Your last two posts on this thread have exuded exasperation and I assumed it was because of stress or a headache.

What they were posting was off-topic, along with abusive and insulting. Explain to me how you saying that you didn't understand the insults and correcting someone of when a slang term became popular is remotely related to celebrities and whether or not they bleach.[/size]

Ehmmmmm. you're a psycho-analysts now? the panadol thing is still offensive. Let's just pick a random comment of yours.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]His post was also off-topic.[/size]

Why didn't you hide this post, or the panadol one. They both are not "remotely related to celebrities and whether or not they bleach". But are they really off topic or derailing? NO! Hmmmmm. Let me guess why. BECAUSE THEY ARE ADDRESSING AN ISSUE ON THE THREAD!!! So, it's not derailing, or off topic. Did you even by any means consider that? when I start talking about my Grandmother and the pot of soup she was probably cooking before she died, that's derailing.

ogugua88: [size=13pt]His post was also off-topic.[/size]

Ohhhh... my post was off topic. I quoted somebody you banned and my quote was off topic? is that supposed to be a jibe? because last time I checked, I was still a law abiding citizen. So, If I quoted a comment on this thread, How in the seven skies can my comment be remotely or largely off topic? and the panadol? what's that about? Are you aware that that's more offensive and insulting than any post that has been written here? Ironical how the person banning people for insults is exhibiting pure arrogance. And again, Hide this post or Ban me forever. I double dare you...

albacete: hmmm! 85 wetin?
Money u were expecting as payout or money u lost

did I hear 85k? well, those big sum pay-outs that get lost because of one stewpid team is just very annoying. especially when dying minute comeback is involved. Keep knocking at the door. Oga dey inside, but Gateman go soon show for there

Texas.Cowgirl:

Na, just Father Thomas...if you get my drift

Lol. ohhhhh. I do

ogugua88: [size=13pt]I hid your post because you quoted a comment that I hid. That's all.[/size]

Okay, Let me get this straight... you Bulldozed my house, because my tenant is a criminal? what kinda thing is that? do you know the amount of energy it takes to type? you just come and lock my post, no apology, no remorse,very cold explanation, no sympathy. Am I now paying the debts of my ancestors? abeg use that same key you carry lock my post and unlock it

Texas.Cowgirl:
Even if she wasn't bleached, the fact that she took a dark-skinned picture and lightened it to that degree speaks volume.
But fact is, she bleached. Lightening or not.

School is overrated, I'm a nun.

Texas Cowgirl Nun? EPIC!!! The next generation will sing with your name

Have we resorted to hiding people's post? Please this is not Military rule. Mr/Mrs Mod, or whoever, don't hide my comment again, especially not when I am a law abiding citizen. and if you want to ban me, Don't ban me for few hours or minutes, just Ban me forever! I double dare you. Mtchewww