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THIS DESERVES THE THREAD OF THE YEAR AWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN!!!!!!!! THIS IS THE BEST AND MOST INFORMED THREAD I HAVE EVER READ ON NAIRALAND. . .!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANKS ALOT MAN. . .AT LEAST WE KNOW OUR LEVEL, AND WE KNOW WHAT TO DO TO RISE!!!!!!

NIGERIA WE HAIL THEE!!!!!!!!!!!

I CANT TRADE MY GREEN PASSPORT FOR ANYTHING I SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!!!!

LONG LIVE THE NIGERIAN ARMY!!!!

LONG LIVE THE NIGERIAN NAVY!!!!!!!!!

LONG LIVE THE NIGERIAN AIRFORCE!!


SHORT LIVE THE NIGERIAN POLICE!!!

while dis wud be a very good ideam, who finances ?

U not the one who got the fuse, aw the fuk u gon BLOW/
Rock ur LEMON GREEN with PRIDE, u stil wont GLO(w)/
-Modenine -Orisuna Basement Freestyle

I'm like a BRAND NEW FOOTMAT, i neva felt THE FEET (Defeat) - Underground Modenine

Go ask ur boy, I rock from Lagos to Sokoto/
Pure skill, and I wud neva go jogodo/
for mass appeal/
Its from the Heart like ROCOCO/
Everybody's gone POP/
Commercial rappers, always hoping, that i FLOP/
When i won that award, heared u nearly blew ur TOP
cos I kept it real/
and everyone thinks I'm HOT/
without the half naked dancers, i blow any SPOT
to the roof TOP/
whether they know me or NOT/
I aint PAC, i dont give a fuk about what u GOT/
I attack the mic like an angry ram this is WAR/
U got the peace sign in the air? Nooooo/
Ur surgeon, berra be good at the JIG-SAW/
Cos i'm ripping u to pieces, for callimg me a BITER/
I'm deadlier with BARS than a SHAOLIN POLE FIGHTER/
,
I flash up a LIGHTER/
Burn ur Advice/
State the obvious, the world knows i'm NICE/
While u r cold footed, like a nudist on ICE/ == Germs - Modenine

Have u ever taken time to do a website from scratch?
Have u taken time to learn your basic html and css?
Have you tried to learn how spry (or some other widgets) work?
have you ever tried creating your own content management system?
Have u ever embedded your original efficient chat application or other applications to blend with your site?

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the hell are u feeling like man. . .Aw many nigerian webmasters have u met and aw many of their jobs have u seen?
Man you dont come in here and brag with the "little" knowlwdge that you have. . .there are webmasters who do world class websites in this country and I know LOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All the questions you asked there would have YES all through if I present them to my staff. . .sp please, be easy and lay low. . .

WHAT U SHOULD HAVE DONE

while i understand the motive behind this thread (which i know is a good one), you should have done something like a tutorial thread where u address the "problems" you saw in those websites u visited. . .A few HelloWorld of html and css would be nice too. . .then and only then you will get "meaningful attention" from people. . .not attacking. . .!

And man, there is nothing wrong in purchasing templates or have som1 design it for me at a cost. I'm a programmer and I careless about designs. I just want to fix in my scriptlets in between pages I'm done. A template saves a programmer lots of stress.

oNe

http://myhadithoftheday.com/?p=767


[size=20pt]How I accepted Islam 4 months ago.[/size]

Salam Aleikum,
My name is Natasha, and I am a big HOTD fan. I want to share my story with you.
I am 20years old and converted to Islam this year in end of July al hamdulilah I did my first prayer with my fiances wonderful sister, she is a kind and sweet person with tons of patience,she helped me a lot mash’allah.
I have studied Islam when I was younger both in school and at the library due to always being soo curious which was good cause I wouldn’t judge, believe or think bad thougts, have strange ideas of Islam, muslims etc. which in either case would have been strange if i would have cause I had some muslims friends when I grew up as a kid.
Some of my family and friends wonder why if I love Islam and muslims so much how come it took such a long time before I converted??
Well, I believe everything has its own time and Allah knows best when its time for a person to convert and lead her or him back on the right path, I didn’t believe in Allah before as I grew up in a family that doesn’t believe in god in general but we were brought up in a way which you were free to chose to believe in any religion we wanted as long as you yourself where happy, it didn’t harm you, destroy you as a individual and not force you to do things which are not good or harmful.
I have known my fiancee for about little bit more then 2 years now and we have been engaged for about 1, he is a muslim mash’allah from Cairo, Egypt and he talked to me for a long time about Islam, Quraan, prayers, Allah and sometimes I wouldn’t really listen but just say fine oki etc. and just wasn’t really interested so he stoped to talk about it cause he wanted me to ask him, waited for me to get interested as he should not force Islam upon me, after sometime I took my own initiative to find out even more about Islam and I started to do it for my own sake, at that point it was like a huge burden have been lifted of my shoulder, I felt more happy and like life would now be much easier Inshallah!
For myself I can only say that when I took the decision to find out even more and really learn about Islam, muslims, what is this religion, how come they do this and that etc. and didn’t find any particular faults, strange things, weird reasons or so and still feeling happy, sometimes even a bit more calm after i had spent some hours to learn, that’s when I knew for myself that Islam was for me and anybody else who wished to embrace it into his or her life al hamdulillah.
I have read so much of Islam on the busses, trains, in school, after school any book I could find basically trough out the years, I learned how exactly to pray when I was in Cairo, learned how to recite the al -fatiha in Arabic etc.
I started to change my life, think a bit different, look for Islamic sites on the net, ask more questions to my fiancee and other friends who know a lot more then me as they are muslims since birth and really good people
Sometime before I decided to convert to Islam, I bumped into a really nice, sweet blog of the most amazing muslim girl ever (she is also a convert from Stockholm were I live) we have become such good friends in such a short time, I mean we emailed for months and really loooong emails when we met the first time I felt so safe with her immediately knowing that inshallah she will be a very close friend of me!
I am like really shy but I was so curious of this girl and I really needed a muslim girl to talk to, u know girl talk, female questions etc. and now that I think of it it’s like I got this little push from Allah so that I ended up on this blog al hamdulillah, Allahu Akbar.
We have gone to the mosque together and prayed side by side hamdulillah, laughing, talking about Islam, how its like to be a convert and other things that we have on our mind,
Life have been quite different since I became a muslim and all to the better of course there are not so fun things from time to time but Allah is all knowing and know the best for me and my trust is with him.
The way I dressed and ate didn’t change so much as I have always been shy and was almost always basically dressing with lose clothes, not showing my self of in school already, I haven’t been eating Pig (eeww!!) since I was very young (already as a kid I couldn’t stand the smell of the ham at Christmas or eat food with pig in it)
Mmm… after I converted I didn’t tell my parents for a long time cause I didn’t really know how to tell them, as here in Sweden I must say when some people find out you are a muslim they just turn their backs on u, stupid and ignorant people anyways it got UT via another friend who’s husband had been reading over her shoulder and talked about it with someone else bla bla bla, not good and not ok I think!
My friend apologised for her husband but I told her she has nothing to apologise for but her husband should be ashamed to spread something he has no knowledge of!!,
So more and more friends found out and eventually it came to my mothers knowledge that I had converted to Islam and by the time she found out I had already been wearing the hijab for sometime but just not with her and the rest of my family, hamduilallah she didnt get angry, upset, irritated or anything she was so calm and sweet about it I was honestly amazed! and I thank Allah everyday for this
We have talked more about it since then and she has questions like everybody else but at least she is being considerate when she asks me, she knows some already about Islam and she is not scared just she wants to know more so she can really understand what made me convert, how do I see life, what’s my opinion of the world, who is Allah, things about the Quraan, what is the hereafter etc.
My father is another thing, in the beginning he wasn’t happy at all when he found out that I am engaged since sometime and that my fiancee is a muslim and live in Egypt… my god it was like hell broke lose but after many conversations, listening, reading etc. etc. (I am talking about HOURS and DAYS) he calmed down, asked a bit about my fiancee, why I had converted and so on hamdulillaha and after this it was quite fine, at least there were no arguments between us.
Just like many other people my father tought for a long time that it was my fiance Abdulrhaman that had made me convert to Islam, wear hijab, stay home alot more etc. but that is not the case, I have converted to Islam cause I wanted to and decided that this was a good thing for me.
Now that I have been wearing the Hijab everyday since I came back from Cairo which is 4months about, my father got used to it, helps me with fitting the colors sometimes and even think that I look pretty!! hamdulillah,
As always I thank Allah for my family being kind and supportive of me, my wonderful and ever loving fiancee Abdulrahman and my 2 most amazing friends in Cairo which I miss alot Marwan and Mahmoud.
Just to have to say that that i am completely satisfied with myself now a days, happier, more calm and at peace it’s all thank to Allah! <3
May you all be blessed, take care.
Salam for now, Natasha

wud be going home. . .

aldon:
na this broke inconsequential baboontunde,una still dey yan about?pheeeeew.respekt 2 terry nd blaise,they were great lyricists on d track. lol

now o think abotion should be legalised to prevent more of ur types from coming. . .i wiash ur mumsy had miscarried u. . .

u try to show levels so u hide ur cheap fone/
but wen t goes on, u deny ur ring tone/
Now ur feet must be aching for all that dance alone/
its 3am, and u cant go home, so u bone/
right now u r dying for a drink/
tap water wont kill so quench ur thirst from a sink/
then, all of a sudden one chick dressed in pink/
looks in ur direction, and starts to wink/
and u think, yeah right, she give u green light/
yea right, she got a dark spectacles in her eyes/
she not even ur type so dont even try/
and by the way, she came with a muscular guy/
So act like Issac hayes and do the WALK ON BY/
Stop at the bar with a pad and pen one more time/
Start to copy names of drinks u wanna put in ur rhymes/
Ur tele-tubby ways will only fool the lay men/
Now its getting bright, amen, its 6 am/
Time to leave the building, like u came in a benz/
When u strolling to the bus stop wiv 2 of ur friends/
Wait for next weekend so u can fo it again, lmao!!!, Fake Up In Da Club (Modenine)

later dis animal called tosin go dey yab me say i dey yab pple. . .u curse family, curse poster all in one post. . .

oloshi ode oshi, mumu, iskilu, aja, malu. .

were. . .

all dose insults are urs too

i kukuma didnt curse anyone, na tosinadeda i curse and he s a virtual being. . .oloriburuku (we r making it lively innit)

puskin:
What about Red nite.
U dare not sleep on dat day.

yea!!!!!!!!!!

we had red night in my skool too. .Federal Govt college Ijanikin Lagos. . .

damn. . .u be sleeping on ur bed and som1 comes to put close up tootpaste on ur eyes. . .or som1 pours urine on ur bed. . .

usually a night before long hols. . .

fun!!

those who didnt attend a boarding skool didnt go to skool. . .IMO

Blaise wud blaze the two of dem out. . .!

Woooowww, . . . . .Memories!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I atteneded Federal Government College Ijanikin Lagos. . .

Was funnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What made it fun?

Seniors taxing (obtaining) u everyday, ur proves (provisions), pocket money belongs to them

Housemasters coming to wake us up at 5:30

Straight for jugging (second term only)

Back to the hostel to wash toilets, sweep quadrangle and flower beds

Have ur baths and dash staright to dining. . .just make sure some "grubbidos" or "diners" or "ela massers" dont get there before u, else u v "banged"

Visiting days are fun too. . .enjoyed it when i was in senior class (ss3) as I was a prefect then. . . I was the House Captain for SS1. . .i tax those guys die!!!!!. . .some called me a wicked  but i dont care  

Anywyaz, life was fun man!!!

rapjunkie:
I still like Rugged.

He just hasnt done anything meaningful since he released the ruggedy baba album in 2007.

'banging' (2008) is ok-ish BUT the remix is an apology.

However, I am hoping that Rugged will come good soon. He needs fresh new material and ALSO needs to address 'death blow part 1'.

I like Mode & i like Rugged . . . . . but Mode has been busy churning out credible tracks this year so he has my vote at this present time 

last sunday preaching for church really enter ur head. . .i'm sure ur pastor emphasized on saying the truth at all times even in the face of yabees. . .lol

rapjunkie:
@Tosinaded

well at least we know who your fav artists are:

1. sauce kid  - 4 songs
2. mi  -  3 songs
3. da grin  - 2 songs


Thats more subjective than javalove who put 9 of modenines tracks. . .  . . is javalove a real person?. . . . . .  or a clevelry designed computer hype programme?

lol. . .its the truth man. . .straight from my heart. . . Those are my best. . .!

@javalove

arsenal anthem?. . . .  .nigga puhlease!!! thats just a personal  ode from Mode about arsenal footbal club. he wouldnt dare relaese that as a serious track. . . . . . .PLUS  I HATE the Gooners.

Na u sabi. . .I'm feeling the track. . !

yea. . m feeling the chorus too. . .

i hope they shoot a video for this track. . .!

Kraft Said. .

If rap is sex, then its missionary, I'll be on top. . . . ! Nice

Modenine Said. . .

I write rhymes with shakespere's tears and a quill . .
. . .
They dont do it for the fans they do it for the bills,
they selfish/
Now watch me, point and Kill
,
Scapegoats all get COLUMBIAN NECK-TIED . . .(LMAO!!!!)


nice track al2geda

this same yeye program again? wey gals were being banged anyhow in cars and every dark alley available,

dammiecool:
javalove re still alive

is it only wen m dead that u can be sensible??

dammiecool:
na collabo d dry lyrisct dey take maintain
he can never do a nice track all alone
obotunde attachee/
oti ba gbo aye se attachee/

. . .and unfortunately, NL still houses a sizable number of idiots!!!!

MRbrownJAY:
isnt this like 3yrs old?!
then you have the RICK JAMES bit, the PRINCE bit and lets not forget the NIGGA FAMILY.

correct guy. . .The NIGGA family funny oooooo. , soooooo lololol

OMG!!!! I cant stop laffing!!!

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semid:
Eeeya! Blaise murdered him on his own track.

lol. . .i gbadun d babe rap no be small

eldee:
Erm can Modenine like just grow up please.
It's obvious he's looking for cheap publicity . . . first he jacks M.I's style, now he calls himself 'Rap Messiah'
He needs to concentrate on his work and stop being a stupid attention seeker.

I understand how hard it is for him to sell records these days . . . but taking shots at M.I makes you more than just a hater, it makes you a bitch too.

Infact I'm tired of talking bout this, M.I phrased it properly

Coming at me is the only way you'll ever approach  star - Somebody Wants to Die

Shame. . .Shame. . .Shame on You!!!!

Hating success will not get u anywhere man. . .

MI didnt patent any style. . .! Instead its MI that has been jacking lyrics from modenine. . .(there are proofs)

And according to u, when has it been easy for him to sell records and when has it not been easy for him?

Does he need MI to get our attention? Chei, your brain is covered with mucus i swear!!!!!

Man stop hating and give props to the undisputed super lyrical heavy weight champion of africa. . .!!!

No one can come close to him. . .!!!

If MI thinks mode is taking shots at him, let him enter the studio and do it the way real rappers do it. . .he wontwant to die too cos real recognise real. . .and by d way, MI and mode are cool together as he a supporter of the African Hiphop Movement!!!

Eldee. . .  stop spewing nonsense. If u r jobless, go take up cleaning job somewhere

mukina2

Listen to one of the songs off his yet to be released album called THE FIRE (VERBAL CONFLAGRATION)

www.myspace.com/modenine

Lovely track . . .Blaise did well too

semid:
I'll rather be ruggedyfied than modyfied. At least ruggedy get kish n baffs pass obotunde 'bigbaby' modezero.

ode. . . na baffs be music abi abi na baffs be beats and lyrics. . . i get sick and tired of pple like u being on NL. . .wish i was a mod. . .i wont ban for abuses or insults, i wud ban for stupid and senseless posts

semid:
Crap! Na by force to visit your blog site?

lwkmd!!!

whether greatest or best, rug head man is not fit to be called any of those words!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont care if we lose all our matches at the w cup !!!!!!!! fact is that we are there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omokenya dey play us ooooo

kai world cup in africa wivout nigeria na wa ooooo!!!!