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CHAI. . .E dey pain some people ooooooooo. . . I love reading your whining posts anytime someone converts to Islam. . . ![]() Sister Aisha. . .welcome to Islam. . .if only you knew how lucky you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
Funny enough, I told hom he would score three goals on saturday when I went to watch them train. . . My voice is just coming back. . .we made so much noise and shut down the stadium!!!! |
Jarus: That was a fantastic performance from the Ethiopians. I salute them. They were just unlucky, they deserved a least a draw from that match. They had superior play, but inexperience on the part of a defender that committed unprofessional foul, and 2 moments of brilliance from Emenike, cost them the game.See, I know them very well as I live with them. The Ethiopians cannot do better than what they did against us. They play beautiful carpet football but it all ends there. They get tired easily and I remember at one time, their goal keeper threw the ball out of play for them to drink water. We even thought something was wrong. . . If we meet 1 million times, we will always have victory while they can have the ball possession and other stats. . .the the scoreline will always be in our favor. . . #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]FANS [size=28pt]Nigerian supporters club: Adorned in the country's green and white apparel, they ensured they kept the hopes alive by singing and drumming all through the match 7/10[/size] VIP Couldn't do much as they were all state dignitaries and sat with hands to their jaw as they watched their team being beaten by the super eagles. 4/10 Ethiopian supporters club Was much lively during the first half and roared like thunder when the antelopes scored their first goal. They soon went to sleep after the eagles equalized and notched in the winner. 5/10 CAF officials They observed with awe as the goal bound ball was cleared off by Obuabuna, making them to wonder when and how best to implement the goal-line technology. They had a wonderful afternoon as they were silently praying for the eagles to go through. 5/10 Ethipian ladies This is where the action attraction lies. The coaching crew of the super eagles where seen glancing over there shoulders almost all the times, looking at those beautiful faces with pointed nose. Emenike, the goal scorer had to run past all the green-white colours of the eagles fans to celebrate his goal in front of the ethiopian ladies. Words on the street is that he planned winning them over with his performance on the pitch. They kept the stadium alive, and gave the home fans viewing from their sitting room something to watch out for whenever the ball passes the sidelines for a throw-in. 10/10. Since no Ethiopian player passed the average rating, yours sincerely has decided to make the Ethiopian ladies his official women of the match. [/quote]I WAS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M AT WORK THIS MORNING WITH NO VOICE!!! MY VOICE IS GONE AND MY BODY ACHES!!! IT WAS A GREAT GAME. . .WE HAD TO REMAIN IN THE STADIUM FOR LIKE AN HOUR PLUS AS THE POLICE WONT LET US OUT BECAUSE OF THE HOSTILE ETHIOPIAN FANS!!!!! I LOVE NAIJA DIE!!!! I MISS HOME#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
I LOVE BEING A MUSLIM. MAY ALLAH MAKE ME BETTER THAT I AM NOW!!!! #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
Javanian: Why can't you save that money and take advantage of the numerous free online resources and learn on your ownThing is, not everyone can kick start learning on their own. Some need to be taught and they can build on what they have learnt. Others can just pick up books and become geeks in a few weeks. @adelolaa You can visit any of their centers. I attended the VI center #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
[quote author=wwweb]The fact that you must think like a computer is wrong! A computer must think like u... So, u gotta develop ur IQ.[/quote]I once made a quote that "the greatest impossibility in the world of IT, is the possibility of a computer doing what its not told to do. The computer can never have an idea" (Lukman J, 2012). So I agree with you 100%. Don't forget though, that the computer relies on your idea to think and strengthen its decision making process (using different constructs - if:else; while etc). So in other words, you are responsible for the thoughts, actions and inactions and it is important would-be programmers understand this principle. #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
Standing5: Mr OP, you said you attended NIIT, please how can i lay my hands the NIIT Materials like their complete books and assignments. I want it to serve as guide with timeline as i learn java.Well, I finished from NIIT many many years ago and those materials should be somewhere around my house in Naija. Haven't set my eyes on them for over ten years. I guess you can make do with eBooks as there are lots of free learning materials lying around the internet #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
So you want to be a programmer? You want to write web and desktop applications. You want to develop software for the iPhone and the Android market You want to be a solutions provider to companies and individuals alike. Let me share tips that will help in your quest to be one of us – the geeky do-gooders! Like any other profession, IT requires determination, patience and willingness to persevere. The begining could be very challenging and intimidating because you might find it hard to figure out some ugly looking write-ups called “codes”. You would wonder why a line – JButton buttonObject = new JButton(“Click Me”) – should create a button with “Click Me” written on it in Java. You might even be thinking about wireless internet connections as some voodoo from the west. Being a PROGRAMMER or a SOFTWARE DEVELOPER is not rocket science. It’s not as hard as many make it seem. Those codes that scare you seem to me as the easiest part of our profession. Once you understand the structure, the rules and the syntax, basically the ‘logic’ of why codes are written in programming language, the rest is easy. Also, note that the more you code, the more you try out examples in the book you are reading, the eaiser it will be for you to master the coding techniques of the language. I remember my NIIT (an Indian school in Nigeria) days. I would always volunteer to do the coding, ever willing to help a mate identify errors in his/her code. By the end of the first semester, my coding skills was actually faultless. Once you master coding, the rest depends on how well you can think. Don’t wait for your instructor to tell you what to do. Go ahead and give yourself a pet project. It could be as simple a project as creating a database of students in your college with information on their names, grades and activities. Build it in bits. As your knowledge grows, let the software you are building grow in functionality as well. Who knows, it just might turn out to be a gold mine for you. In my case, the pet project I did at NIIT, Hospital Management System, kick started my career and put me on the IT radar in Nigeria. I travelled different states, met high-profile people, addressed a cross section of medical practitioners, all at the age of 22! Since then, it’s been one challenging project or the other. You also need to start thinking like a computer. Start viewing life and events around you with an IT lens. You walk into a resturant, order a pie and a drink totalling $10. If you pay less than the total, the computer rejects. What do you think is happening there.? Consider this statement If amount paid < 10. . . . tell customer money incomplete elseAnother example. Imagine you are playing the FIFA 2011 soccer game (Sorry, I’m a game freak with a mate and at the end of the first half, the match analysis is displayed showing that your team had 3 corner kicks and 2 offsides. What comes to your mind? It means there is a ‘variable’ to store value for each of those game highlights. The variable is set to zero at kickoff and incremented by 1 anytime you win a corner kick or caught offside. At the end of the half, the variables are retrieved and presented to you. If you did not win a corner kick, the variable remains zero. Does it make sense?Bottom line here is how logically you can break down or tear apart any situation in daily life and apply it to programming. This will determine your pace of learning as well. Start paying attention to the things you normally ignore. From your ATM machine telling you “Insufficient Funds” to your webmail application returning an ‘Invalid Login’ message. The more you understand the dynamics behind these simple things, the faster it will be for you to come up with solutions to problems related to IT, technology, finance, pharma, healthcare, education and even entertainment and sports industries (think about cricket match analysis on your TV). Again, don’t expect that you will master the syntax or grammar of coding in a day or learn computer languages immediately. The more you write them, the easier they are for you to recall. Note also, that not everyone will end up being a coder, however, a good understanding of the intricacies involved will help. So, for instance, if you decide to be an IT Project Manager or an Application Specification Developer amongst other fields, you should have the basic understanding of coding and programming. Finally, you need a writing pad. As the wind blows new ideas to your direction, write them down. What kind of idea it is, who will it affect or who are the target audience, what do you need to bring it to life, revenue generation strategies and so on, should be penned. Source: www.javamylove. #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! Do you want to learn programming? |
Okay. . .I'm signing uo for this one This reward no go pass me lae lae. . .![]() #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
diarra94: I dont understand, was it scientist then who researched all this and told prophet mohammed about it and he made it a comandment nt to eat pork or what? cos ur ONLY giving us scientific and not religious reasons nt to eat pork.Well, my dear brother. Allah created man and every other thing scientists are researching into. They are only researching what he already knew. Hence, the commandment for muslims not to eat pork is not scientific but spiritual. There was no way our prophet Muhammed (Peace Be Upon Him) could have known how dangerous pork was at that time. It only meant that the commandment came from a higher authority. If you pick uo the Qur'an, not just the issue of eating pork, there are so many other commandments/admonitions and information that could not have been possible to know back then. It is only now that we have microscopes and all "other forms of scopes" that we can tell.For further reading, google scientific miracles of the Qur'an. #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
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No comments for now. . . ![]() #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
Bought my first car December last year just before I turned 29. . .a Honda CRV #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
This is one. . . https://www.nairaland.com/1195217/design-ui-earn-10k Needed someone to make me a simple UI for 10,000 naira. . .got it in a matter of days and money transferred. #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
Thanks to everyone that participated. This is to confirm that @tubiz has done a good job and has recieved the 10,000 naira. I await him to confirm here. #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
reportnaija: School of first choice, as it is fondly called by many, UNILAG is one top spot for rich, hot dudes and babes. They are the ones who rule the social scene in the University of Lagos. Ask around, and you will hear their names. We serve you the dons and doyennes of the UNILAG social scene.[size=8pt]BULL TO THE SHIT Nothing to envy about them. . .As a student, only good morals and academic excellence will make you big. Little wonder why we have the kinds of leaders we have [/size] |
tubiz: @javalove You have a mail.I just replied you. Please reply ASAP. Once those things are fixed, we have a deal #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
[quote author=*solid*]Are u kidding me? Just the layout? When you have bigger jobs lemme kno. If ten peep give u same thing that meets up with ur spec, will u pay all of them? Or what happens to the other 9?[/quote]Yap. . .just the layout. I take the best one and maybe the fastest? This one go too small for chairman like you right? #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated.. .! |
tubiz: Done. Mail Sent.Thanks i recieved it but far from what I want. Efforts appreciated anywayz Olumikedos: 10k tooooooo small add more adeniyi83: Event though i can churn this out in 2 hours, 10k is rather too small. Up your figures man!!!Oga Ade. . .its just a page na. . .how much you go come charge for an entire website with contents. Abeg do am sharpaly make you receive GTB/UBA alert jor. Thanks [quote author=Brand_new]So which of the Tonto Dike threads did this one replace? [/quote]None ![]() #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
Na only one page na.... 5 days |
Hi All Its javalove and I need someone very good in CSS and a bit of jQuery to create for me the attached interface. The UI should 1. Not use tables 2. The top, left and side bars should be fixed. Only the content area (center) should scroll (facebook anyone?) 3. The top bar should be filled with the contents of zip1 4. I should be able to control the width,height,title bar color of any of the <div> from css. Though green is the preferred color. 5. Once completed and I like it, 10k is yours. Completed works should be sent to - For transparency, I could send the money to Seun in advance and he will disburse to the winner. C'est fini. @Moderator Please help place this on the front page. If there is no space, remove any of Tonto Dikeh's thread to create one ![]() E seun.
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Wrote this poem in August. . . ![]() I cry When the chips fall off my shoulders When I put up a cowardly bold face And there is no grave to bury the shame in it When I find myself doing things I preach against When I seem to fear myself more than death When I know I’m not truthful within And everyone around marvels at my honesty When I look into the mirror and get scared by what I see Or when I sit on my bed. . Thinking of what I said or should not have said I cry For every “I love you” I have said without conviction Or every person I have led in the wrong direction For every promise I broke Or curse words that I spoke For every buried histroy I dug out and sleeping forgotten pains I awoke I get deep fried in pains like Artichoke My life gets filled with smoke and the sincerity is choked out of me At this juncture, I cry Qur’an chapter 30:21 is what explains what you are to me I’m the sun, you are the moon You are a reflection of me, my thoughts and everything I desire in a woman. . .believe me Walking and holding hands with you meant so much to me Everyone staring at us, I’m like “All these attention on me?” Because everytime I’m with you, its like a blessing for me Love built on friendship. . .friendship built on love. .. you were Allah’s gift to me Your smile melted my heart and your voice was a healing for me I still think about the first SMS you sent to me Urging me to observe my Shawal . . .you reminded that it’s good for me You took me closer to the heavens and made the earth long for me And brought a new born me I never thought existed in me But how did it all end up in tears for me. . . Cos I cry everytime I realize you are no longer for me No longer with me What went wrong is still a mystery to me But Allah knows best and knows what is best for me Whenever I think of you and me I cry. . . Amha tagged me the happiest person on earth Neither because of my wealth nor my berth Because I seem to be happy all the time when I’m with my folks And that reminds me of a passage, and I quote “Allah will not change the condition of a people,until they change the condition of what is within themselves” End quote So, tears in my life I outvote And on joy and happiness I float Before I close, I would love to propose A toast To the man that smiles when he needs to Laughs when he needs to Loves when he needs to Shares when he needs to And most importantly, cries when he needs to NB: Qur'an 30:21 = "And among His Signs is this, that He created for you mates from among yourselves, that ye may dwell in tranquillity with them, and He has put love and mercy between your (hearts): verily in that are Signs for those who reflect." www.javamylove. |
I cry When the chips fall off my shoulders When I put up a cowardly bold face And there is no grave to bury the shame in it When I find myself doing things I preach against When I seem to fear myself more than death When I know I’m not truthful within And everyone around marvels at my honesty When I look into the mirror and get scared by what I see Or when I sit on my bed. . Thinking of what I said or should not have said I cry For every “I love you” I have said without conviction Or every person I have led in the wrong direction For every promise I broke Or curse words that I spoke For every buried histroy I dug out and sleeping forgotten pains I awoke I get deep fried in pains like Artichoke My life gets filled with smoke and the sincerity is choked out of me At this juncture, I cry Qur’an chapter 30:21 is what explains what you are to me I’m the sun, you are the moon You are a reflection of me, my thoughts and everything I desire in a woman. . .believe me Walking and holding hands with you meant so much to me Everyone staring at us, I’m like “All these attention on me?” Because everytime I’m with you, its like a blessing for me Love built on friendship. . .friendship built on love. .. you were Allah’s gift to me Your smile melted my heart and your voice was a healing for me I still think about the first SMS you sent to me Urging me to observe my Shawal . . .you reminded that it’s good for me You took me closer to the heavens and made the earth long for me And brought a new born me I never thought existed in me But how did it all end up in tears for me. . . Cos I cry everytime I realize you are no longer for me No longer with me What went wrong is still a mystery to me But Allah knows best and knows what is best for me Whenever I think of you and me I cry. . . Amha tagged me the happiest person on earth Neither because of my wealth nor my berth Because I seem to be happy all the time when I’m with my folks And that reminds me of a passage, and I quote “Allah will not change the condition of a people,until they change the condition of what is within themselves” End quote So, tears in my life I outvote And on joy and happiness I float Before I close, I would love to propose A toast To the man that smiles when he needs to Laughs when he needs to Loves when he needs to Shares when he needs to And most importantly, cries when he needs to NB: Qur'an 30:21 = "And among His Signs is this, that He created for you mates from among yourselves, that ye may dwell in tranquillity with them, and He has put love and mercy between your (hearts): verily in that are Signs for those who reflect." Will aprc8 if the mods can help move it to the front page...Need comments and reviews/criticism on this concerning how good or bad this is |
cold: Still wayyyy better than your washed up, washed out & thoroughly rinsed modenineModenine is way better than this idiot. He is still more musically relevant than rughead who is trying hard to stage a comeback and he's been failing. Modenine on the other hand doesn't need a come back. . . "I'll never retire I own the empire. . .Pass my my keys...cos I'm the gate keeper of my own destiny. . .I rule the world with positive energy. . .this is my world!!!!!" - Modenine #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .@ |
Rugheaddy is finished!!!!!!! He should quit "wrapping" and concentrate on his tailoring work #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
May Allah reward you abundantly ![]() #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
FALSE FLAG OPERATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
@op i have seen some of your works. Can you send me a resume at - ? Thank you |
vemmawealth: Some of us know who this your Allah is and d understanding of his personality only points at one thing. That Islam is a deception.@ The Bolded Ignorance at its peak!!!! Please study the arabic language structure before you post. ALLAH is the Arabic word for God Almighty and ilah means a "small god" The word Allah is not used by only muslims but Arab christians and druids. . . Learn. . .learn. . .learn. . . The problems with christians is that you guys don't study other faith. . . stop reading fake articles written by non-muslims. .learn islam from the muslims and draw your own conclusions. . . #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |
jason123: Ikeja – Gov. Babatunde Fashola of Lagos State on Thursday in Ikeja signed the LagosThis is what I'm talking about. . .We need data to plan. Any government that does not plan based on realities is fetching water with a basket. Statistics will allow the easy tracking of impact of any project or law. I hope Emperor GEJ will learn from this. . . #Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .! |

[/quote]I WAS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M AT WORK THIS MORNING WITH NO VOICE!!! MY VOICE IS GONE AND MY BODY ACHES!!! IT WAS A GREAT GAME. . .WE HAD TO REMAIN IN THE STADIUM FOR LIKE AN HOUR PLUS AS THE POLICE WONT LET US OUT BECAUSE OF THE HOSTILE ETHIOPIAN FANS!!!!! I LOVE NAIJA DIE!!!! I MISS HOME
that we can tell.
She is mentioned in the Qur'an (Sura 53:19), pre-Islamic Arabs considered her as one of the daughters of Allah along with Manāt and al-‘Uzzá.