pheesayor:

was about saying the same thing lol


Javalove, the mods will revive it, meanwhile u aint on twitter yet, or are you? You dey miss o

i dey twitter but i v just been too busy these days.You can follow my ass @javamylove


#Javalove, unless otherwise stated. . .!

this section is dead. . .abeg




#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

I know the bastard called Ifeanyi. . .he was a former pastor at christ embassy in Lagos. . .used to be my friend and we get into lots of arguments about sexual orientation issues and all that. . .as in . , the guy is beyond redemption!!!!!

Seeing his picture now just makes me sad for him. . .and for your info, HE HAS A SON. . .!!!!

There are many people like him whom I know. . .and most of them are in christ embassy. . .some are even pastors.

Ifeanyi is a disgrace. . . and there are lots  of people like him in naija living "down low". . . And i am damn sure thousands of them have read this thread without commenting. . .

Anywayz. , thank God for David mark. . .we are behind him. . .



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

oraclefemi:

i was there last year,ive got pics to prove that, that swimming pool wasnt there and hey the hotels dont give 24hrs power except the local ones , and also aero doesnt fly there, dont be fooled by those pics ,some of them arent real, the 5hrs drive from calabar to that place will knock you out besides that the area is serene and very cold ! Nigeria is beautiful

Na lie!!! I was there too. . .the swimming pool was there. . .I got loads of pics. . .Yes aero does not fly there YET but it was in the pipeline as at the time I visited in december (this time last year). I was there for a whole month with my friends. . .

Get ur facts right!!!!



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

NOSTALGIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was there this time last year!!!!!!!! I spent a month there with my colleagues. Next time I visit naija. . .I must to visit again oooo. . .

I see the cable cars, the long-ass road and devil's elbow. . .I see the canopy walk way. . .I see the swimming pool. . .I see the lobby at the resturant where we have the dinners. . .I see the chalets. . .I see almost all the places i visited. . .

Damn. . .I miss naija die!!!!!


#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

As a die hard Bolton Fan, I nearly broke down in tears yesterday. . .I still remember him giving is all to the trotter. . .I remember his goal in the 2-2 draw in the 07/08 season that earned us a show in europe. . .

It's sad. ,


As a person who has read lots of crime books, I know people can commit murder and make it look like suicide. . .



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

Former Bolton Wanderers midfielder is dead. . .police found him hanging today in his home. He leaves behind a wife and 2 kids. . .

Oyinbo people and suicide sef. . .na wa ooo



http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/989128/wales-boss-gary-speed-dies-aged-42?cc=3888





#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

@OP

Thats what happens when one places their reason, faith and hope in the hands of men. If I was a muslim because of people, I would have left Islam a long time ago too. . .but I'm a muslim because I understand its teachings and the good in it. Even if the whole world blow up themselves, I know what the real Islamic teachings are. . .teachings based on love, sharing and caring for muslims and non-muslims alike. . .so I'm not affected by what Al-Qaeda or Boko Haram or whatever any group does. . .

Question for you is. . .what understanding of Islam did you have before Boko Haram?
Do you think you are a practicing muslim?


The choice is yours. . .you can leave Islam or stay. . .it does not affect us. Allah will not ask you on judgement day if you knew Boko Haram or not. . .what matters is how you served him and how good you were on earth. . .


@To The christians on this thread


You see the calibre of people joining christianity. . .? You read the kinds of reasons they give? Not reasons based on convictions and the need to accept Jesu Kristi asnlord and savious (Auzubilah Minzalik). . .

Finally, show me one muslim leaving Islam for Christianity and I will show you hundreds leaving Christianity for Islam. . .




#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

[size=18pt]"THE LAST TIME I WAS OUT-RHYMED, I WAS ABOUT 9 - MODENINE"[/size]

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ALL HAIL THE SUPER LYRICIST MODNIZZY!!!!!!!!


@TOPIC
MODENINE ALL THE WAY[/size]



#Javalove. . .  unless otherwise stated. , !

mine was boring. . .was home alone all day watching tv. . .went out for a few mintes to say salam to a few friends. . .

went back home and was responding to stupid emails, cos i'm planning a workshop for my department on monday, .so was busy with booking flight tickets for participants and hotel arrangements. . .

i miss home. . .**sobs*




#Javalove, .unless otherwise stated. . .!

I'm speechless. . .!And we say the enemies are fighting and defeating Muslims. . .when Muslims have made enemies with themselves. . .!

Why should anyone see insulting or cursing the prophet's household as part of a doctrine. . .?

Subhanallah. . .!!!


Remember the person you are cursing did not denounce Islam before her death so no one has the right to call her a Kafir. . .except you can state with all confidence that you are holier than her and better in the sight of Allah?

Can any Shia take this test?

As for me, I have no issues with anyone. . .no grudges or hatred. . .I will defend a Shia, Sunni or whatever whenever I need to for the sake of the same Shahada we recite, same Qur'an and same Qiblah that we face

Allah knows best. . .!



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

deols. . .what do u want to use the singles for sef. . .?




#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

I heard about the death of Ghadaffi while having lunch with my friends in a city in Morocco (rabat). Morocco is an arab country and Ghadaffi is damn loved by almost everyone there. To be sincere, I shed a little tear and another friend of mine was crying uncontrollably. It was sad. . .

See, there are two ways Ghadaffi's death affect me and lots of ther people. . .

First is Islam. He was my brother in Islam and that I can say anywhere, anytime, in the presence of any living soul. He was muslim and didn't denounce Islam at any point in his life.

While I agree its Allah at work and not the NTC, those who killd him will also be judged. . .Insha Allah.

The manner in which he was killed and dragged on the streets shows that his killers have no respect for islam and its teachings. Let no one give me the crap of him killing his people. . . while some of it is true, a whole lot of it is big time propaganda!!!!!

Anyone rejoicing over his death is rejoicing with the enemies of Islam. . .shikena

Ghadaffi did not commit half as much atrocities as Sadam, yet he was even allowed to say the Shahadah on the hangman's noose. . .

Secondly, his death is a big blow to pan-africanism. . .Africa is finished I swear!. The only person that believes in a one and united Africa has just been killed. The only president that fought oppression and imperialism of the west to a stand still. . .that will look at them in the face and say how it is is gone. The only person that fought for Africa to have a permanent seat on the UN security council. . .I can go on and on. . .

I saw his death coming tho. . . saw it coming. . .and the genesis of the whole saga started when

1. He made a statement ealier this year, instructing all oil producing states in Africa to sell their oil to the west in GOLD and not in cash. . .Do you know what that means to the economies of Europe and America? They are finished!!!!

2. He proposed to pay the debt of every African country with 3 trillion dollars. . his reason? Africans can not make sensible and objective decisions when they are in debt. . . And you and I know that the more we are indebted, the more we are ridden like asses by the imperialists. . .

Countries like Mali, Chad, Ghana, Central African Republic and other countries in Sub Saharan Africa all recieve grants from Libya. . .Mali especially. . . He helps African countries with his money and the west do not like that. . .

As the case with Afghanistan and Iraq, the bastards had to make up stories of propganda that Ghadaffi was killing his own people with mercenaries whereas Russia kept sending satellite images to show the world that they were all lies. . .they needed a pretext to engage in the war and their aim was to murder him. . .Allah will judge the judges!!!!

Do you also know that the NTC committed several atrocities against innocent men, women and children in Libya? Did you know that Nigerians were also killed in the process by the NTC? Do you know many women were raped by the so called NTC fighters? Did you ever imagine that some of the fighters were prisoners being trained at Guantanamo bay? Call me a conspiracy theorist if you care, . but i'm stating verifiable truths. . .!!!

Questions for Ghadaffi Bashers

1. Do you think the war in Libya was genuine. . .?
2. Do you think Ghadaffi failed Libyans?
3. What right did NATO have to invade Libya when the African Union Commission repeatedly said NO to the war?
4. Do you think those fighting are actually Libyans? If yes, why were most of the dead bodies taken to Qatar for burial?
5. Do you believe Ghadaffi had support of more than 40 percent of his people?
6. Did Ghadaffi build Libya with the oil money?
7. Were there cases of extra judicial killings of civilians while he was alive?

Questions for Muslims

1. Did Ghadaffi ever denounce Islam at anytime?
2. Do you think the NTC guys are true muslims. . .for neglecting the teachings of Islam as regards burial?


No one should call any other muslim evil or killer or kafir. . .as Allah is the ultimate judge and all mercies are with him. He forgives whom ever he wills and punishes who he wills. . .if Ghdaffi foes to hell, its not because you condemned him and if he makes paradise, its not our praises of him. . .Allah surely knows best in all circumstances. . .

May Allah forgive him his shortcomings and grant him Jannah. . .


His Mistakes

- He should not have cut diplomatic ties with Russia and China. . .their votes could have prevented the war

- He should have stepped down when boiling point was reached





#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

mdsocks:

Yeah he needs it, and immediately i guess,

So any muslim Brother or sister in a "relationship" as of now??

What are the challenges you are facing and what advise do you have ??

Lets expand the scope of our discussion , it shouldn't be about the qualities we are looking for alone??,

Sharp guy. . .! anywayz. . start by telling us urs. . .

mdsocks, how old are u . dats necessary so we might start censorship. there are certain things 'kids' shouldnt be xposed to

how come u think we av only spoken of d qualities we want in our spouses. U prolly avnt read the whole thread cos we spoke of oda stuffs. try check dem out.

am also interested in hearing of those challenges. any1 ready to share

Censor wetin? see this children ooo. . .hehehe. .

Mukinatu does not belong on this thread; she already has two husbands! At least! And that's on Nairaland alone.

Chei!!!!!!!!!!. . .Under my nose!!!!!. . .anywayz. . .make this lawyer do quick. . .mukinat2 and I will meet in court. . and deols too. . .




#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

Godwin.:

Everybody can relate to ruggedman's lyrics even a lay man.Mode9 dey try sha but he still have a long way to go.This na NAIJA men no be YANKY the mentality different.

it's comments like this one that make me read more rather than reply in this section again. . . Very Myopic. . .!




#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated, . !

joined. . .!

Nice. . .! May Allah reward you and me. . .




#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

@mukina and @deols

I'm suing 2 of you. . .don't ask me why. . .

you will be hearing from my lawyers soon. . .

ma salam



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

deols:

hmmn!!! now I get it

get what ?? ?? i see there is a conspiracy against me on this thread. . .

mukina2:

ta! i stopped posting on this thread some pages back when it was getting complicated
i fear you shiooor serial player
you sure you want me to explain? yeye

@ deols
nor mind am oh

explain oooo. . .u are just a trouble maker. . .oya. . i'm waiting. . .explain. . .you will find out you are the serial player. . .



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

deols:


ah! ah! why now she's bn active on ds thread from d start and u want her to just seal it up now ki lo de nan?

Yap. . .have you noticed that since I came, she has not been responding well. . . . . . It's not her fault. . If i were her, I would feel the same way too. . .

mukina2:

na serial player he is scared

I've never heard this before in my life. . .Hajia Mukinatu. . please explain or forever seal your lips . .



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

mukina2:

if u open that ur rabbit mouth ehn?. . . just seal ur lips up on this thread ooooo



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

toba:

My bro, im willing and ready to take up the challenge. can i give u my email? Do u have her Facebook contact for me to go after her on facebook?

Go and take shaádah in a mosque closest to you. . .then come back. . .

deols:

someone else? are u saying there is some1 already? tell me about her plsssss   

na so job plenty ?? ow d'u do your trotting then ?? I am dedicated to my job for their sake too. 

Seriously, any sacrifice is worth the while  God help u!

Well I'm just saying. . .one person has to quit his/her job cos one thing I can never do is live far apart from my wife. . .if my job pays the family more, I keep it else i lose it. . .BTW I was self employed before leaving naija,  .

We can always trot when we want to. . .enough holiday cities. . .Mumbasa. , Zanziber. . .Vic. falls. . .etc,  lol. . .aye dun je ju iya lo"



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

mukina2:

dey dia dey ask me

u don't bother posting ur own "terms of reference"oooo cos i already know. . .

toba:

U muslims have refused to find me a wife abi? wait and see what im going to do in this section

Lol. . .upon all the wife-able posters in the christian section. . . anywayz, if you are serious, i can arrange mukina2 for you. . .no jokes



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

mukina2:

oh la la

what's wrong with this one. . .?


#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

deols:

interesting apart from d bolded. .

Kilode. . .? I can always get another job na. . . so u can't sacrifice ur job ehn?




#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

olawalebab:

Suratu Luqman, it means 'My son', it was said by Prophet Luqman to his son when he was admonishing him.

Hehehe. . .nice. . you need to see me smiling now. . .i love my name



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

Hehehe nice thread once again. . .

Which chapter of the Qur'an did the words "Yaa bu na ya" appeared?

What does it mean?

And who said it. . .?





#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

olawalebab:

Javalove, i pray you get a lady that will meet all your criteria

Amin ooooo my brother. . .amin e po. . .and you too   

deols:


u are sooooooooo late!!!!!!!!!

I know. . .i know. . .i "nairaland" less these days. . .

CLASSIC 


[

color=#770077]so your children can become gurus abi  [/color]

Yes na. . .but i'm not hell bent on that anymore o jare. . .

expatiate please!

By family oriented, I mean someone who puts our family (emi, owun ati awon omo) first and not self, and not her job. . .she should be ready to make sacrifices for the peace and tranquility of the home, she should be a source of happiness to the entire household by her attitude. . that way, I won;t get tired of her. . .I will always long for her presence and company. . .she should me more of a friend than a wife. . .She should show more love to the kids than to me. . . Same applies to me too. . .

seriously 

Yep. ,  abi o fe try mi ni. . .

Speak deols,  .speak. . .

Independent woMAN .

Kind of. . .

pity those children nahhhhhhhh. well, many nija peeps see dat as igbaladun. dr shld b no problem wv it.

Nothing will happen to the kids insha Allah. , 
And if quitting my job is what will make the family nice, pas de problem. . .
These kinds of issues are discussed by "two" and not one. . .

u aint letting her av a say in d name   

Lol. . .you are one "to the last detail" kinda girl eh?. . .Okay, thats my wish. . .of course the woman that carried the baby for a little over 270 days must have a say. . .

#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

as if any1 cares 

I smell beef. . .



Now take this. . . .



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

Hehehehehe. . interesting thread. . .

I was laughing hard reading you guy's specifications for husband/wife. . .

okay mine. . .

1. Must be muslim. . . (Hijab great. . .scarf at least for a start. , should be willing to learn more about Islam. . .should be aspiring to be better)

2. Beautiful (Dark or light skin. . .I'm game. . .!. . .Not too short tho )

2. Smart and Brilliant

3. Good halal dress sense

4. Good command of English language. . . (O nessecary gan. . ! )

5. Self confidence

6. Well, I used to be crazy about programmers like me, but now I'm indifferent. . . but I just love programmer ladies. . . )

7. Family oriented. . .

8. Good cook - even though very few girls cook better than me. . hehehe (see me boasting sha. . . )

9. Not too "lepa" (thin) and not too fat. .

10. Should be able to take initiative or leadership of a process in my absence not waiting for me to speak all the time. . .

11. Should be understanding too

12. Should be very very ready to be a globe trotter

13. Most importantly. . .friendly!!!!! (I have to marry a "friend" not a wife )

Anywayz, .will update the "Terms of Reference" for my future Umu Abdul Basit when i remember





#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

OH MY!!!!!!!!!!

I don't give a damn what anyone says about this guy. . .walahi its sooooooo freaking hilarious!!!!


Omo. . .I've been laughing since I started watching the video and i ain't even finished yet. . .

this is nothing but pure and undiluted comedy!!!



Office has been boring for me since morning but thank the OP for sending this thread my way. . .

Sheikh my foot. . .


@topic

Okay the manner of the reprimand is totally wrong. . .but its not bad that he did it (in my opinion though). I have never been a wasiu fan but he sings rubbish one minute and talks garbage the other minute. I hated him when he was using "Ya-sin" and "Wadu -ee" to make jest. . .using the words of Allah in his music for wrong reasons is crazy. . .

The Alfa may have executed a good intention in a wrong way but I'm still happy he did it. . .

Either way, I'm still laughing. . .



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

I speak

Yoruba - Mother tongue
English - fluent
French - fluent
Hausa - fluent
Kilba (fluently) - a tribe in adamawa
I speak Ahmaric fluently too (ethiopian langauge)

learning spanish now. . .



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

Rubbish post!!!!

GEJ and FBI or CIA whatever they are called never cease to amaze me,

They just wake up in the morning and chun out any name they dream about. . .

Who the F is Mamman Nur? They can't just call anybody's name and expect us to believe that. . .

Now they will start bombing our country all in search of a "Mamman Nur" that does not exist. . .

GEJ needs to be tried in court for impersonating human beings. . .i swear

He can not transform a local government talkless of a country like naija. . .

Olodo jati jati

Enjoy your "Fresh Air"



#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!