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my pipu make una come c public denial ooooo.all the ustaz and sheikhs of nairaland, make una come see thread oooooo. ara adugbo egba mi ooooo. see my wife dey deny me oooooo. kai, we no talk am like dis oooo mukina. u dey allow babs push u abi, who be ur cossie? na ur cossie i toast, ?

mo worry, make i know yarn too much. i want u to deny me again den i wud back off

make una no beg me oooooo

Amin ooo. He's a role model

so wat do u advice i do, continue or stop?

dominique:
sorry no one home, but i'm sure we'll have another reason to root for the club (since jay jay left) now that danny shittu has signed on.

to be honest i joined them when JJ was there but since he left,my heart still with the club. i m soooo passionate about them and i get mad when we lose, i m soo passionate about the club and i v been following them for more than 6yrs. People yab me all d time, i m just passionate about the club. I lov everything qabout it, the coach, gartside, the players, the fans, the club jersey, the club crest and everythng about the club,

sorry i entered the wrong room, hope i didnt disturb anything, _{quietly presses the back button so no one is disturbed}

I'm a die hard fan, when i mean hard i mean dead die ardent fan of the trooters,

Anybody home?

why cant we just close our eyes and disban the s.eagles and pack all siasia and tella boys there, those guys play beautiful soccer, just like arsenal

babs787:
Are you sure of what you posted?

i think mukina should reaffrim.

Jaxa Kumu Lah Khairan brother @babs

Salam

I have been away for a few months now on a business trip to the northern part of Nigeria and dont know when i would finish the job say in a few months time.

I am observing half solats for my 4 rakat solats. Should I continue till i return to lagos cos som1 told me its only 70 days valid. Please help

Jaji

We go beat them for sure

but all the sme sme wey dem dey do with belgium dey throw way goals anyhow no suppose happen oooo. Na argentina be this ooo if we get chance, na to hammer oooo cos if dem get am bfore us, dem no go hesitate.

i don deliver d message wey baba God send me ooooo. Eko o ni baje ooo!!!

lol

Salam alykun borthers and sisters in Islam. Ramadan is around the corner and I hope we are all preparing to welcome the beautiful and the most rewarding month. May Allah in his infinite mercies preserve our soul till then and beyond. The month of ramadan is a month for intense prayers and seeking Allah's forgiveness.

Preparing for Ramadan should be our main concern now as we must not allow ourselves to get carried away by the things of this world. There are lots of rewards to be reaped this month and we must take full advantage of it. The first thing we must do now is for our mind to make Taubah (seek forgiveness) for sins committed between last year and this year. Then we set a program for ourselves for the 29 or 30 days of Ramadan. When to recite our Qur'an and and how many Juz' (parts) we can recite per day. Then our tahajjud (midnight prayers), how many would we always offer per night. And the our Zikhr, (remembrance of Allah), which ones we would concentrate on and when and how to do it. Give Allah from what he has given us, by making people happy and always thinking of who is in need, and then making the person happy. Lets not forget that we should walways start our charity from home because its the most rewarding. And then we use tis medium to inform Allah of what ever we want/need. Be it a job, wife/husband, or anything we feel will make us better in this world and the hereafter, May Allah make it easy for all of us.

the poster came cool, david responded with controversy. cant u survive without useless arguments, and its not as if ur arguments are constructive sef, na u know.

_{still watching thread, may Allah reward my brothers responding well and my sisters too}

@babs

Hurray!!!!!!!! I won. SO u have officially left mukina for me. thats cool. She'e my first wife and i plan to make bibs my second. @bibs aw u dey?Aw r u preparing for ramadan. May Allah make it easy oooo

@mukina

my first wife. hope u r ok today?

Salam All!!!!

Na wa ooooo, simple question, very very simple question, islam is attacked by some bunch of ignorant idiots. Eyin lemo, a time will come when it will be too late for all of u, the time when u will be dumped in ur graves, awaiting judgement.

@olabowale, @babs and others

May Allah reward u all abundantly and increase u in faith

javarules:
How will u like a lady who sleeps at 1am(at the least), wakes up in d middle of the night(when both are u are snugging each other) and says honey where is my laptop, hair unkempt, most time always locked up(how did u meet her anyway), acts like a man(a tomboy in most cases)

That is d brief description of what I think a programmer geekress will be

That is something to really think about, but not to worry, we'll hire an house help dts not so smart to take care of the house

and kids

and the car

and d food too

and probably everything else

Even if u marry a geekress, one of u will have to step down from your geekdom else your boat will become another titanic, crash is inevitable

ciao I'm outa here

its not that hard u know. by d time the knot is tied, lifestyle might still be d same with that of pre-marriage but when kids arrive, dey dats wen sacrifices would be needed from the two. In this case, I - the man - would have to sacrifice alot in helping her with the kids, some coking if needed, some washing, and all dat. We can still work late into the night like before, gist, and of course (clears throught) too.

The only thing is that freinds would not luv visitng cos the home wud be damn boring for them. what we talk about, the movies we watch and the kinds of jokes that would fill the house, a non programmer will surely feel out of place,

@amechi

u have no life, no fame, no shame. u just dey dere dey try attach urself tp those already made. u no pay bills, u won waka with d don, omo go and get a teaching job in a nusery skool

amechi213:
working on a new track daily.
it aint ma fault,am real quick but u slower than a fat lady

so pathetic!!! Please i beg u in the name of God, quit rap. Go take up a job somewhere or just hang urself. dont waste ur money doing tracks again, save them for visa lottery, u just might win. ode oshi

Modenine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cd220d:
he's being payed for the job he does i mean javaover or what do u kall him

pay me ke? start rapping too and rap well, u wud c if i wont do d same for u. i just gbadun d bobo dats all

war did u hear me say

mumu fool

tot u were dead. now u no fit post well again cos nairaland don chane, e no be like b4. na pple wey get sense dy post now

Mode9 should note though, while it is very important to have the lyrical content, it is also important to have a creatively catchy chrous, this will get more attention and increase the amount of people that actually get to hear the skills in your verses.

Good point. But he's trying now sha. At least everyobe is feeling "Talking to you" track

make una take am sofri sofri ooo . Eko o ni baje oooo

I v been preaching for them since ooooooo instead na mosquitoes wey dey bite every track dem go dey celebrate

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To the idiots who say modenine is fake and to that idiot who said the show is fake. Hating modenine wont take all of u anywhere, walai talai.