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Career / Content Management Expert Needed! by javaprogs(m): 8:38am On Aug 23, 2018
We need a Content Management System Expert urgently. The personnel will be needed to move the contents of an old website to a new website. The personnel should be well grounded with the use of Umbraco (a content editor). Its a one-off service. The pay is 150k.
Location: Lagos.
Contract Length: 30days
Contact info: Harrie - 0803-402-5667.
Jobs/Vacancies / Content Management Expert Needed! by javaprogs(m): 7:26am On Aug 23, 2018
We need a Content Management System Expert urgently. The personnel will be needed to move the contents of an old website to a new website. The personnel should be well grounded with the use of Umbraco (a content editor). Its a one-off service. The pay is 150k.
Location: Lagos.
Contract Length: 30days
Contact info: Harrie - 0803-402-5667.
Jobs/Vacancies / Content Management Expert Needed! by javaprogs(m): 11:46am On Aug 18, 2018
We need a Content Management System Expert urgently. The personnel will be needed to move the contents of an old website to a new website. The personnel should be well grounded with the use of Umbraco (a content editor). Its a one-off service. The pay is 150k. Location: Lagos. Contact info: Harrie - 0803-402-5667.
Webmasters / Content Management Expert Needed! by javaprogs(m): 11:36am On Aug 18, 2018
We need a Content Management System Expert urgently. The personnel will be needed to move the contents of an old website to a new website. The personnel should be well grounded with the use of Umbraco (a content editor). Its a one-off service. The pay is 150k. Location: Lagos. Contact info: Harrie - 0803-402-5667.
Business / Re: Benefits Of Having An Online Presence For Your Business by javaprogs(m): 6:50pm On Feb 02, 2018
Great Post. Let me just add that Email Marketing is another great way small (startup or existing), middle scale and large businesses can reach their target audience/potential customers.

In need of an Email Marketing Solution that helps you send Unlimited Emails to your existing and non existing customers? Contact me..

Thanks.
Events / Re: Lady's 15th Birthday Photoshoot Got People Talking by javaprogs(m): 12:07pm On Jun 07, 2017
Sorry guys! Twas a slip of number. She actually meant 25... embarassed
Politics / Re: Governor Wike Spotted At UCL Finals by javaprogs(m): 8:08am On Jun 05, 2017
soberdrunk:
Rivers state is boiling, everyday we hear that people 'die' and the governor went to watch 'live' match, how ironic...... angry

No man can solve anyone's problems neither can any man be held accountable for other people's inadequacies. I am politically indifferent so i am not saying this out of bias.

Everyone is entiltled to their private lives, right to association (fanship). So if a man decides to take a break to rest and goes all the way to support whatever begets him some fun....let him not be judged. He hasnt done any wrong.

Cheers
Romance / Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by javaprogs(m): 5:17pm On Apr 21, 2015
Are there no females on this thread? Can't anyone of y'all brave up and clear the air. Can't anyone of y'all give these aggrieved men reasons as to why y'all tell such preposterous lies.... I don't judge, I am a tactical analyst. On behalf of all the aggrieved men here, we promise to listen and reason along... smiley

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Romance / Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by javaprogs(m): 10:24am On Apr 21, 2015
sniper77:
I don't understand why most girls lie about being virgins.A guy will respect you based on your character and not your virginity status.
I remembered how I fell in love so many years back and was committed as a brother in church while other members don wash head leave me behind.I am the kind of person that feels integrity and honour should not be traded for other things in life.
I dey try put my bad guy life behind me make I embrace the lord fully.
As we dey normally do for church I dey mind my own business until dem tell me say brothers must walk in the light of the lord and remain holy without seeing the holy of holies of sisters if they are in a relationship until the wedding night.I come they wonder which one concern me as na God I come worship and I no wan enter any holy of holies cos I don enter so many holies in the past as I no be Jew man.
I became so dedicated to my lord and was friendly to all.I never knew I was a prized target to some sisters in church who saw me as the real deal.me I no dey conform to wearing native attires or suit to church.I was always on jeans denim and t-shirts with boots on and managing my bvl gari perfume like a miser and always drove my dad's ijapa to church.Even my mama vow never to forgive who swear for me on jeans matter cos even if relative they wed wey dem collect aso ebi na jeans I go wear for the wedding and avoid my family members for the wedding.u do your thing and I do my own.make I no digress too much.na so me and one sister come become friends for like two months we dey on usual friendship levels and other sisters come dey form witch Haggai on my matter .if I greet them after service dem go squeeze face answer and one cute and petite dark babe go just dey wait after service look me and my new found friend and her eyes get fire wey pass scot own for X-MEN.

After three months na im my friend say her spirit don tell her we should be closer and move to the next level cos she has been on the mountain for weeks praying fervently about us.me too I say I go pray to hear from the spirit.I pray so tey I no hear any spirit talk to me.she say I no go hear the spirit but na my heart go feel am.since me I have tired for the spirit I agreed to our relationship since youth pastor say the same spirit talk to am about us.me I still get personal grudge with the spirit as e no talk to me.

My new fiancee abi na fiance or fence come tell me as we are both committed Christians no sex in our relationship and moreover she is a virgin and I believed her.

Unknown to me my virgin sister in the lord na ekwe sample for choir master and the head of prayer group.caveat emptor if your babe is a chorister at church you are in trouble.my virgin babe was having sex with three members of the church and one of them dey married.The info I got from the x-men babe when I ran into her accidentally at a fast food joint and we got talking.she say na cos she dey pity me na im make her tell me.she too dey choir. and she gave me full proof.i even caught my babe with the choir master together.
The day I confronted her she wept and wept as she confessed and blamed the devil. and I told her so shall the devil abide in you.no wonder I dey vex cos d spirit no talk to me.

Na so I revert back to my bad guy status take on x-men babe and four other sisters before I left the church.

Hilarious! Funny ass bro!
Romance / Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by javaprogs(m): 8:53am On Apr 21, 2015
shadowgwalker:
I remember o,ne Benin girl (of all ...)wey dey claim holy virgin.

one f8ful day when the blood of man was boiling hot, she horniedly came visiting and got infected with arousement.

from smooching, the thing enter one finger then two then before I know, nah my four fingers loss inside her CUNTinent oh!

nah that time I believe the saying, ' after God, fear women '... no even fyiok sef...as I no get KwanDom and as my mind been only dey for pre-intimacy.

Are you male or a female? Your profile says one but your post says another.... hmmm
Romance / Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by javaprogs(m): 8:17am On Apr 21, 2015
kennes10:
ingredients for the offence of rape;Consent,Force and penetration. From your story all d ingredients were there b4 she started moaning.

She didnt have to make it a bitter sweet.
Romance / Re: Guys, Has A Lady Ever Deceived You About Being A Virgin ? Share Your Experiences by javaprogs(m): 7:49am On Apr 21, 2015
Well I have a rather contrary view on this matter. Yes I know and agree that these beautiful sexy species tell lies and make schemes just to achieve a purpose or two...who cares, well we all do.

I have never had any girl lie to me about her V Status and I have been with quite a number I am not proud of. I think however that majority of times when a girl tells a guy she is a V and she really isn't, it is cos at such point she never anticipated sex with him. Many girls don't think beyond their noses, they are always momentarily. Then unfortunately for her things begin to get intense and she is looped. The point here is, when a girl wishes to bleep you from the onset, she never lies about her status. When she didn't think she will, he tells the lies...apparently just to gain from him without having to give him the cookie. Sadly for such kind of girls, in this era where guys are smarter in this field than their relative study(s), it seldom works out the way they thought.

So if she has ever lied to you about her status, then you having bleeped her was an 'incident'.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 18th April 2015 by javaprogs(m): 6:39pm On Apr 18, 2015
State the OBVIOUS and WIN! Who will be the PFA Player of the Year?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 18th April 2015 by javaprogs(m): 6:18pm On Apr 18, 2015
Yasher:
If only Hazard was the President of Nigeria......
No bros, Hazard as Senate President... D.Costa as President.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United (1 - 0) On 18th April 2015 by javaprogs(m): 6:11pm On Apr 18, 2015
Chelsea scores...
Health / Re: Is It Hygienic For People To Go To The Rest Room With Their Phones? by javaprogs(m): 7:55am On Apr 14, 2015
adexsimply:
Hmmm. this morning, I went with my laptop.

Lol... i thought i was the only one rolling outta my mind o... This bad part of doing this is that i could end up in there for up to 45mins. Its just some habit.... smh
Family / Re: Girls Who Cohabited In The University Do Not Deserve Bride Price!!! by javaprogs(m): 7:57pm On Apr 13, 2015
Just Humor....

Family / Re: Girls Who Cohabited In The University Do Not Deserve Bride Price!!! by javaprogs(m): 12:29pm On Apr 13, 2015
Fourwinds:
yeah.!! u have it

The same thing I had tried to point out is the same thing Chinum just as. Earlier, you kinda disagreed with me and now you agree with him. Apparently you must have been confused by the lots of paradoxes in this thread and/or perhaps you have just reached enlightenment.

Cheers

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Family / Re: Girls Who Cohabited In The University Do Not Deserve Bride Price!!! by javaprogs(m): 12:20pm On Apr 13, 2015
Chinum:


I guess I'll have to summarise my point to you. If Op must condemn the act objectively, he has to condemn both parties involved. I just helped him out with the part he left out. cool

Its just as simple as that!
Family / Re: Girls Who Cohabited In The University Do Not Deserve Bride Price!!! by javaprogs(m): 11:22am On Apr 13, 2015
forray:
God bless u bro. They keep blaming the ladies not know if we the guys shld work on ourselves, it wld seriously cut down the so called societal ill. Op saying such ladies don't deserve bride price been paid on dem. So what on earth makes u think as a guy after decieving and lie to lady with so many promises just to get btw her legs and dump her and you hv slept with different ladies without doing the proper rites, u deserve to get married to a virgin? I don't see any difference btw such guys and the females counterparts. U shld also hv the same detest for dem. And Op if u are among such guy and u are here spewing this.......smh 4 u
Nice one brov! The context of the opinions on this forum sometimes baffles me. How people use paradoxes to confuse themselves.

Take this instance... I know a buddy that dates this girl along my street. She visits every blessed day when the guy returns from work and spends good quality time with him in which they always often make out. When I say every day, I mean Sunday to Saturday. She comes, cleans, cooks and they mate and then she leaves to return the following day. Can anyone tell me how relative this is to cohabitation?

Now to Mr. Op... Let say you went to a mall one day and you met this lovely lady in whom you were well pleased. And then you approached her trying to make her acquaintance. Things go well and you guys started being friends. This lady in question has cohabited for 5-6 years before you met her but ofcourse she didn't tell you. Communication develops further for you guys and you guys started dating. At some point, you wanted the cookie but she says "Nope! Not till after marriage". You loved her so much, she is neat, polite, decent, can cook, speaks good english, attractive and looks good. She infact meets with all your criteria, in your opinion she is your kind of wife material. And then you finally decided that you want to wife her. Will you pay the price??

Secondly, if after marriage, she spills out the news of her cohabitation, will you request for a refund?

Cheers
Family / Re: Girls Who Cohabited In The University Do Not Deserve Bride Price!!! by javaprogs(m): 8:29am On Apr 13, 2015
There we go again, we the guys/men are the major perpetrators of these abnormalities. We play on the emotions of these beautiful species (females), we instigate several random request such as cohabitation; most times, out of love, fondness and trust they do as we wish regardless of how obscene the request seem. Verily, 90% of these said cohabitations are instigated by guys/men, then afterwards we come here to condemn. Cohabitation is morally wrong but not illegal. Most females end up finding themselves in these situations because they think with their emotions rather than their heads. On the other hand, guys instigate it b'cos as such points, they think with their manhoods and not their heads.

Everyone, one way or the other contributes to everything going wrong. Cohabitation is immoral because it goes against certain ethics and norms but not only the ladies are to be condemned for the act, although I agree that they are worst done by it. Guys are greatly responsible, either by instigation or by agreeing upon it when as the head of a relationship he should be to able to coordinate his affairs responsibly, duly and fairly.

Please folks, do not judge anyone because he that sineth not, let him cast the first stone. These females are emotionally and mentality incapable of not falling into this cohabitation thingy, but if you and I as men, can prevent it, then it can redressed and we can help these beautiful species restore some of their lost pride.

Cheers

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Romance / Re: Reasons Why Living With Him Won't Get You An Engagement Ring by javaprogs(m): 12:23am On Apr 13, 2015
Apparently, however meaningful this tread is; however bitter the truths therein are, one of our world's most incredible creatures (females) will always prefer the sweet lies.

I showed this tread to a girl and she responded..."He who wears the shoes knows where it hurts"... How better hilarious can that possibly be?

One of the mysteries in this world is, where plenty see negatives, some people incredibly see positives...

We just should not judge another.

HL

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