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Romance / Re: ~ Guys: Reasons Why Ladies Dump You For Other Guys ~ by Jay5000(m): 10:06pm On Jun 30, 2015
Very true OP grin. In the same vein, when a single sister's age becomes >= 35, all the above listed reasons won't be enough to dump a brother. So sisters, if u're dumping and smiling, always remember to check your time, before you get to the age where your family will have no choice but to put you on OLX. grin

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Crime / Re: Evangelist Kills Herself Because Her Husband Couldn't Satisfy Her In Bed by Jay5000(m): 7:16pm On Jun 08, 2015
I'm thinking she was probably murdered by the husband. This stupid story is the cover up. How does an evangelist who is well aware of the consequences of suicide stab herself because of bad sex? It makes no sense.

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Politics / Re: Senate Passes Sexual Offences Bill, Endorses Life Jail For Rapists by Jay5000(m): 5:55am On Jun 04, 2015
"..or a fine of 2 million" is the clause that will protect elite paedophiles. Our lawmakers are a joke.

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Travel / Re: 10 Travel Tips For Warri First-timers... by Jay5000(m): 5:25pm On May 12, 2015
Increase your security alert level during juju festivals like okere juju, agbasa juju, gbomo gbomo, igbe festivals etc. And if a monarch or big chief dies, avoid night movements until after the burial. Might sound like a nollywood script but it's real.
Romance / Re: How Can These DECENT Ladies Get Their Dream Husbands? by Jay5000(m): 3:32pm On May 11, 2015
Truth is there are not enough men 4 women, even if all the women are saints.
And as long as monogamy continues, it will only get worse.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: French Cartoon About Africans Drowning In The Mediterranean Sea by Jay5000(m): 7:09am On Apr 28, 2015
Worse cases of discrimination and prejudice (age, sex, regional, religious, ethnic etc) are legally and socially acceptable in Nigeria and I don't see a lot of outrage coming from Nigerians. Some Nigerians score 300/400 in an exam and are denied admissions while some others get admitted with a 2/400 score in the same institution because of their state of origin and yet we're getting pissed over a stupid cartoon. It's funny how Nigerians are quick to play moral judge when they sight a speck of racial discrimination while conveniently ignoring the planks...

If the many anomalies and inequities in Africa are rectified, we won't have our brothers and sisters risking their lives just to get to Europe.
HopeAtHand:
This is racist..it is unacceptable how the world treats black people..Even in tragedy, they find a way to add insult to injury.


Was this published by Charlie Hebdo?

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Events / Re: Why Do Women Rent "Wedding Gowns "And Men Buy New Suits by Jay5000(m): 10:58am On Apr 23, 2015
If that be the case, you can use your mother's wedding dress. grin
Dbestmax:

how abt giving to dia daughter... an honor for d white though
Politics / Re: INEC Fixes Imo Supplementary Election For April 25 by Jay5000(m): 6:07pm On Apr 15, 2015
Easiest way 4 novice. 1. Open the webpage "en.savefrom.net" open and copy the youtube video link and paste in the search box on the "savefrom" page. Press enter and it generates download links with different vid qualities and formats. 2nd way is download "flash video downloader" addon and install on firefox. It'll generate download links on the youtube page. 3rd, for Vevo videos, install java on pc and copy and paste the youtube video link on "videograbber.net" page. Click "grab it" and u get the dl link. U must install java for Vevo videos. 4 android download "youtube video downloader" from store. gdluck.
Evathyst:
I didn't even bother to read the topic self, I'm only booking this space in anticipation of a good samaritan who would teach me how to download videos on YOUTUBE.


plz o, somebody should help a Sister on how to download YouTube videos. I'm only able to watch but I can't download. I've tried everything I know, but alas, it's not working.


PS: I use firefox browser for android.
Politics / Re: Which Governor-Elects Are Likely To Be Removed By Tribunals? by Jay5000(m): 12:18pm On Apr 13, 2015
Abeg election no hold for Delta state?
Politics / Re: Which Governor-Elects Are Likely To Be Removed By Tribunals? by Jay5000(m): 12:08pm On Apr 13, 2015
Why are we not hearing any results from Delta state?
Politics / Re: PDP Gov. Candidate Umar Nasko Conceeds Defeat, Congratulates Bello, The Winner by Jay5000(m): 9:57am On Apr 13, 2015
Meanwhile, how come we've not heard anything from Delta state?
Or is the rigging still going on?
Politics / Re: Nigerians Blast Oba Akiolu Over Threat To Igbos In Lagos - See Tweets by Jay5000(m): 10:58pm On Apr 06, 2015
Please is Jimi ibo or of ibo ancestory? #isaymakeiask
Politics / Re: Is This The Audio Of Oba Akiolu's 'Die In The Lagoon' Speech? by Jay5000(m): 6:44pm On Apr 06, 2015
This does not look good.

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Politics / Re: Who Do You Want As Head Of The Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC)? by Jay5000(m): 8:43pm On Apr 02, 2015
Captain Sagir Koli. (Ekitigate whistleblower) or colonel Umar
Politics / Re: Gov. Aliyu Of Niger State Loses Senate Election by Jay5000(m): 11:16pm On Mar 29, 2015
Ibrahimmrfish:

The question you should ask is if northerns hate xtians why did we vote David over Aliyu yesterday.
The masses are waking up. They are beginning to see through the fraud of Hegelian dialectics. The once reliable tribal, religious and regional formats are gradually fading away. The people now know who the real enemies are. Hope is kindled. These corrupt, lying, thieving politicians are in trouble. My heart is filled with joy.
Politics / Re: Photos: Military prepared to take on massive aggressive APC supporters in Rivers by Jay5000(m): 7:31pm On Mar 29, 2015
Wetin dey pain me pass is that it's not GEJ himself, but his wife that's sponsoring this brazen rigging and intimidation and killings. My C-in-C has been emasculated and reduced to a submissive "helpmate" to mama Pee. That's one of the many reasons why he must be voted out. I've had enough...
Politics / Re: Card Reader: We’re Vindicated – PDP by Jay5000(m): 10:12am On Mar 29, 2015
Issues were only recorded in approx 500 PUs out of 150,000. (Was actually 450)
So 149,500/150,000 = (99.7%)= F9?
These PDPlonkers are just ridiculous.
Strangely, all 5 card readers worked perfectly as soon as GEJ left with their signal jammers.

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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole Expresses Shock As Soldiers Block INEC Officials by Jay5000(m): 3:19pm On Mar 28, 2015
These traitorous generals should pray that GMB does not win, because if he does, they will pay for these crimes.
Family / Re: Rude Awakening: I Am Not My Husband's Next Of Kin And Beneficiary!! by Jay5000(m): 11:38am On Mar 18, 2015
It's most likely an oversight. most people don't remember or bother to change their next of kin just like people don't bother to write a will.
I've been married for a while now. I have not changed any of my next of kin info.
Talk to him about it nicely or else he might think you're trying to kill him off and runaway with his possessions grin.

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Family / Re: Should I Leave My Cheating Wife, Or Have An Affair Of My Own by Jay5000(m): 9:28am On Mar 18, 2015
Seriously? she is still in contact with the guy and you are still having hopes of talking her out of it? Sorry to say but staying married to a woman whose heart is somewhere else will surely cost you your life. if you don't get wise now, you will in the grave; and when you die, your 5 year old son will have to live without his father and with a loose mother and, at best, a stepfather. My advise, stop being foolish and do the needful. The odds are better with you alive.

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Fashion / Re: Before & After: Girl Bleaches Skin And Abuses Dark-skinned Girls..lol by Jay5000(m): 7:28am On Mar 18, 2015
2 questions
why do most dark skinned African beauties look beautiful in the morning?
why do most light skinned African beauties look terrible in the morning?
Romance / Re: So Many Ladies Over The Age Of 30, Please What Is The Problem!!!? by Jay5000(m): 2:43am On Mar 17, 2015
As much as most people dont like to admit it due to political and religious correctness, the truth is that monogamy is unsustainable. Even if every eligible bachelor marries, there will still be loads of girls left without husbands. XX-XY crossings, infant mortality ratios, wars, frats etc... all give a clear picture of the "why". Husband scarcity was also recorded even in the old testament days (isaiah 4:1) when polygamy was acceptable. it's just a few decades since we dumped polygamy and it's looking this bad already. Imagine what the situation will look like 30years from now when everyone will have at least a sister or a relative who cant get a husband? Maybe then we will stop the denials and restrategize. I really feel sorry for the ladies in this situation.

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Politics / Re: INEC CARD READER: See What Nigerians Are Saying About Their Experience by Jay5000(m): 10:43am On Mar 08, 2015
PDP propaganda. They are just trying to stop the use of card readers to make rigging easy. These card readers don't fail that easily. Battery? yes if it's not charged, but I refuse to believe the brand new card readers malfunctioned 30% of the time. I predicted this before the mock elections

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Politics / Re: Anti- Jega Plot Crashes As Presidency Hits Dead End. by Jay5000(m): 10:37am On Mar 04, 2015
I have a feeling that these card readers will mysteriously fail the test and be dumped.
If this happens, I will be sure that Jega and INEC have been compromised.
Culture / Re: Why Do Igbos Especially The Anambrans Marry From Their Tribe? by Jay5000(m): 5:20pm On Feb 22, 2015
Languages - doing what they were designed to do since Genesis 11. undecided

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Politics / Re: Buhari In London (Picture) by Jay5000(m): 2:05pm On Feb 20, 2015
I have a bad feeling about this visit to London - a very bad feeling.
I just hope something funny doesn't happen during or after his visit
Family / Re: I'm Confused: My Wife's Pressuring Us To Relocate To Another Apartment!!!!! by Jay5000(m): 12:43pm On Feb 20, 2015
@OP; My hunch is maybe there's a confession she needs to make.
I might be wrong but you never know...
Politics / Re: Buhari And Obasanjo's Tenure More Corrupt Than GEJ Tenure - TI by Jay5000(m): 10:07am On Feb 13, 2015
So people actually bought this fake news?
Nigerians are so gullible.
They won't even make an attempt to verify before shouting.
I guess that's why we have the kind of leaders that we do.
SMH!

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Politics / Re: GEJ's Speeches Used Against Him In APC Sponsored Newspaper Adverts by Jay5000(m): 11:31am On Feb 06, 2015
Really? Really Uncle Jona? $5million couldn't buy a Peugeot in the 80s....
Talk about being clueless
Family / Re: My Husband Hardly Satisfy Me by Jay5000(m): 3:25pm On Feb 01, 2015
I'm guessing he is not physically fit. He needs to get fit. a lot of cardio and some body building will help

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Religion / Re: Dear Nigerian's, Do You Know The Meaning Of These Symbols by Jay5000(m): 1:48pm On Jan 31, 2015
Sparkle777:
Those signs are from the Jewish religion, Judahism from which Christianity takes most of its concept from. You cannot separate the two as Jesus said,that He came to fufill it and not destroy it.
The Star of David is most prominent, which symbolises of victory. The other one I think is a symbol of the Tree of Life.
I hope u now get it. There is absolutely nothing wrong wit it in the Christian religion.
Bidaway, that aerial view looks awesome.
The star of David has nothing to do with David or Jesus. It's an occult symbol (satanic hexagram) that found its way into the Isreali flag thanks to the The house of Rothschild (Red Shield).

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Family / Re: Dear Family, A Depressed Soul Needs Your Advice. by Jay5000(m): 7:28am On Jan 29, 2015
From your story it's obvious that you're still bitter and angry with your father and everything that happened.
The greatest fear of marrying people from broken homes is the bitterness and unforgiving spirit that most of them live with all their lives.
That fear, i believe, is justified. To break the yoke, you will need to overcome the bitterness. I'm not saying it's easy or it's your fault.
Just saying that nobody would like to start a family on the foundations of bitterness, anger, resentment, hate and an unforgiving spirit. It never ends well and that is why they run. To overcome this, you know what you must do, and i would advise you to make an honest effort to do just that.
If you do, you'll find the strength and the man to help you heal completely.
If you don't and you still manage to get married, it won't be long before you end up just like them.
The choice is yours to make.
Goodluck!

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