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Anyone who believes GEJ is a Christian is dumb. Unfortunately that's the problem of most modern day Christians. They don't even know what Christianity is. Simply put, if our Lord Jesus Christ was like GEJ, i would immediately renounce my Christianity.

jonuel1:
How ignorant can u be?
Who was Joseph in Egypt?

He was definitely not a pastor or a bishop

lanre2009:
Seconded, i was in church too, and there was no where Bishop said this....guys lets be careful the kinds of rumour we spread.

..and how many services did you attend? I thought you guys do 4 services a day? Not surprised. A winner will do anything to protect their messiah Oyedepo.

Akshow:
with or without Igbo vote APC will win with a landslide victory. Next pls

i beg to differ. It's a no-brainer that the Ibos are the largest Non-yoruba ethnic group in Lagos. Any serious politician knows how important it is to get their support. If you do the math, you'll realize that yoruba votes will be divided because Jimi is also Yoruba. Apc understands this and thats why they are seeking the support of the ibos. Think about it.

You saw him, you walked up to him, you said hi. Job done. That's all you need to do.
If you shout, you'll eventually wish you didn't.

Q: What has uncle Jona's PhD done for us?
A: ..shown us yet again how worthless Nigerian certificates are.

Thank God for IQ tests. It always separates the sheep from the goats.

No. of Man U shots on target = 0. Na wao today market bad o!

koife:
I have noticed with a bit of pains that prayer works
on people and not me!

I have had the opportunity to pray and intercede for
people and it comes out positive, but one surprising
fact
is that I hardly get answers when I pray for
myself...

It all started during my degree years; I will teach and even help people during examination but often time their result comes out better than mine.

Fast forward to 2days ago. I prayed for someone who was
koboless, to have a surprise gift to the tune of
hundred
of thousands for a project she scrambled for. Less
than 56 hours later, she got it.

I personally dropped someone's CV to be considered for
bank job and less than 20hours letter the person
received a call for interview.

And today I prayed and
my kid sis was given a visa....where as I have tried
severally without succeeding.

This, amongst other
bizzare
experiences have become a cause for concern.

Matured advice only please!

God has probably answered your prayers.
He gives you what you need and not everything you ask for.
He knows what is best for you.
God may just be saving you and your sis from heartache.
Visa is not always a blessing.
I don't understand why a lot of people think it is.
Remember that His plans for you are of good and not of evil.
Trust God and be thankful.
He always knows what He is doing.

The most ardent critics of GMB always base their arguments on religious sentiments that are based on hearsay.
I'm yet to see a GMB critic that challenges his integrity and credibility.
What we need most in this country is to get rid of corruption.
So I say 'yes' to GMB because he is corruption-free.
I'm tired of Mama Patience harassing sitting governors and giving people expired rice.
I'm tired of all the impunity, insecurity and bloodshed.
I'm tired of our incompetent president that believes that stealing is not corruption and 'doesn't give a damn'
We desperately need a change.

Britain? generous?

I guess that means real war is coming to Nigeria pretty soon...

If good wife = suffering, then Good husband = Suffering and smiling.

The most likely reason she took it off is because she wants to get some. It's a well known fact that rings protect women from 85% of preying men. The stats are reversed in the case of men with rings, so it's pretty obvious why she took hers off. Her cover story is just a silly excuse. It would have been better to say she wants to get some because she thinks her husband is cheating or something. The way I see it, they'll be lucky to last another year together, especially as divorce is no longer a big deal in 9ja. Gdluck to them

Gombs: If you study the scriptures you will not find one Man of God going against God, sinning against God, the only thing you can find is a Man of God, maybe...in two different things

Source: September Global Communion Service

Lies...rhetorics... 1 Kings 13:16-26 gives us a good example of a man of God going against God's instructions. I wonder if he reads a different bible. Fortunately, most people don't study the scriptures or think, and so lies like this go unnoticed.

Not surprised. How else will they sell zmapp? Silver (colloidal silver) has long been known to be a very safe and powerful antibiotic even though the U.S has been suppressing this info. because it can't be patented and as such is bad business for big pharma. Colloidal silver has always been known and sold in the alternative medicine market in the U.S even b4 Ebola.

mumumugu: All girls are whores.

What brothels do your sisters and cousins operate? or do they ply their trade by the roadside?

I find it very hard to believe that pplz wives actually lock them out of their houses. I hope my wife never tries that with me.

Why does my mind tell me it's a HP laptop? I doubt if i'm wrong. Cheap build. Cheap conductor used for the GPU sink. doesn't vent the heat properly so after a while it packs up completely. @ some point they did a firmware upgrade that makes the system fan turn continuously (and sound like a generator). Didn't help. you can check for a copper version of d conductor on ebay. "GPU heat sink copper shim" is the keyword. I bet u all the search results will have "HP" somewhere. Known problem with HP. Don't bother calling customer service. Crashes completely a few months after your warranty neways. Permanent fix? never buy a HP personal laptop. Business versions are fine. Goodluck.

Chomzy19: Women are IN CHARGE of d kitchen, I hp u don't go struggling for kitchen rights wit ur wife

So they think, until you stop eating their food and start eating out. Then they'll know who's d boss.

Return her to her parents. She is obviously "bad market". If you don't, get ready for more slaps and punches...

You're the one that needs to read well b4 posting. It says the woman must cover her "haired head in church". It also says that exposing the hair is the same as carrying a shaved hair; which is disgraceful. It can be deduced from that verse therefore that women with shaved hair are not required to cover their hair. It never said women with shaved hair should cover their hair and the ones with hair shouldn't bother, so i really dont know how you came to your conclusion. You may choose to remix it to suit u but the instruction is quite simple.

PRECIOUS SOKARI: Listen before ƴ☻Ų post anytin here dats concerns the Bible mk ŜƲƦƸ ƴ☻Ų read it well. 1 corinth said the hair of a womwn `°•ĨŞ̲̣̥
`°• Her pride therefore she should use it to cover her "HEAD" instead of a veil. A woman should only cover her head. If she has cut off her "HAIR" stop postin wat ƴ☻Ų dnt know or understand & read ur Bible well. Mtcheew

@OP; Why should your bf pay rent 4 ur puuunaaani? is it a house?
If he's the Landlord of dat puuunaani, should he be paying rent for it?
Shouldn't you bee aiming for the ring instead of rent?
U berra be wise or he'll be gone in no time
cos dere myt be other girls lurking around, waiting to pounce.
u've been warned. unless of course u'll like to be single @ 40.

@OP; the exploitation of support/contract staff in 9ja is not limited to banks alone. It happens everywere in 9ja even in multinational coys. Matter of fact, banks only recently learnt that format. It is sad however, to know that it is our fellow 9jans (Xtian and Muslim) who go to religious houses to fast and pray for 9ja everyday that actually prey on, impoverish, exploit and dehumanize and stifle the growth and progress of their own countrymen, most times for the fun of it. That is why we are where we are as a nation. If oyinbo do am to us we'll scream "racism!''. How do we classify this black-on-black exploitation? No wonder oyinbo dey always paint devil black. @OP; the exploitation of support/contract staff in 9ja is not limited to banks alone. It happens everywere in 9ja even in multinational coys. It is sad to know that it is our fellow 9jans (Xtian and Muslim) who go to religious houses to fast and pray for 9ja everyday that actually prey on, impoverish, exploit and dehumanize and stifle the growth and progress of their own countrymen, most times for the fun of it. That is why we are where we are as a nation. If oyinbo do am to us we'll scream "racism!''. How do we classify this black-on-black exploitation? No wonder oyinbo dey always paint devil black.

bukatyne: I doubt if banking institutions are run the same way outside the country.

Only in Nigeria....In the UK, high school students on holiday work as tellers in the banks while in 9ja you'll require an OND/HND to be a gateman in the bank.

NFF might have tried to rip them off or frustrate their efforts to get d necessary permissions...

Google 1000 random IT job adverts in developed countries and you'll be surprised to see that not a single one requires you to have a university degree. However, university degrees are important in 9ja for just about anything you want to do. Banks require that their security men at least have an OND. Even int'l companies here, on arrival quickly learn to demand for degrees (mainly as a crowd control measure). So it's very important that you get a degree if you plan on working in 9ja. If not, i don't think you'll ever need it in the West, unless you want to teach.

Don't do it. It will be a big mistake. Nobody asks you for a Masters degree (or even Bachelors degree) for IT jobs in developed countries. Don't lose your current job and waste your money for nothing. If you want to work in the US, you can acquire the relevant certifications and try applying for the jobs from here.I'm talking from experience.

Mothers who abandon their God-given responsibility is reason why you have many broken homes and useless children. Let them keep sleeping in church and waiting for Jesus to take care of their children.

OP; The phrase "big brother" originally comes from a very interesting book titled "1984" by George Orwell (real name Eric Arthur Blair). Completed in 1948 and published in 1949, a year before his death, the book paints a prophetic and accurate picture of a future dystopia where we are all enslaved, controlled and our every move spied on by the elite. It is shocking how accurately this guy describes todays events in 1948. It is strongly believed he had access to manuscripts of the occult elite describing their plans for total physical and psychological enslavement of man and their plans for world government divided into "police-state" regions that are controlled by them. It talks about spy cameras used to spy on everyone and all. "Big brother" is the unseen eye of the government that monitors your every move. Get the book or look it up on Wiki. It'll answer all your questions. [size=12pt][/size]

Counselling in 9ja is a scam. Beware of scammers!

It's staged. They didn't smash any metal parts of the ride. Just glass! Fraud!