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Literature / Re: My Wizard Landlord (A True Life Story) By Attire Literature by Jay5mie: 9:56pm On Mar 07, 2023
undecided

How did this get front page??

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Religion / Re: Does One Failed Prophecy Make A Pastor Fake? by Jay5mie: 10:12am On Mar 01, 2023
Firstly, those two men you called are not men of God.

So rephrase your statement
Politics / PDP Finally Dead And Buried by Jay5mie: 10:09am On Mar 01, 2023
It’s a surprise to me that once a giant of Nigeria has been brought to its feet. Truly nothing lasts forever, though they had so many opportunities to redeem themselves but greed and selfish interests subdued those opportunities and now they have shot themselves in the foot.

How the mighty has fallen.

I weep in my heart.
Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Wants To Know How The Inec Rigging Is Getting On by Jay5mie: 9:48pm On Feb 26, 2023
Babe de cash out

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Floors Atiku, Peter Obi In 3 LGAs In Rivers by Jay5mie: 9:13pm On Feb 26, 2023
Zikojukwu:
See fake Tai results where the number of accredited is more than the number of PVC collected.

Are you blind or you don't know maths?

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Politics / Re: So Atiku Abubakar Will Still Cry Blood Again? by Jay5mie: 9:11pm On Feb 26, 2023
I no know who swear for that man


E dun drag PDP to the mud
Politics / Re: Labour Party Vows To Challenge Election Results In Court by Jay5mie: 12:58pm On Feb 26, 2023
grin

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Politics / Re: INEC Results by Jay5mie: 6:37am On Feb 26, 2023
Post source

Make I deck here first
Politics / Re: Obedients Have Made Tinubu President!!!! by Jay5mie: 6:08am On Feb 26, 2023
kelvinginzie:
Obedients you were warned
What would it have taken Peter Obi to remain in Pdp and support Atiku ,then he becomes president later
I call all of you fools!!!!
You have laboured in vain!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I tried to warn them

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Politics / Re: Fear Who No Fear Wike - Tinubu Will Get At Least 25% In Rivers by Jay5mie: 10:46pm On Feb 25, 2023
Wike has secured Rivers for Tinubu, e pain me cos na PDP LOSS

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Politics / Re: 2023 Presidential Election Results From Polling Units by Jay5mie: 9:27pm On Feb 25, 2023
Godwin4444:
hope u are seeing d latest lagos results by gambojimeta?

Less than 1k polling unit have been announced n they are peter obi stronghold, we still have over 11000 not yet announced while atiku is not showing at all

Since I don dey follow that guy verified result about lagos over 2 hours ago

Lp never win just 1 polling unit

E dey give me hard joy, don’t forget voting still continue in lagos tomorrow

I give Peter obi 4k polling unit win in lagos which is impossible, tinubu go still win am

U can see that obi people noise have reduced

Hope say u dey check twitter for rivers result too?

Link please to the Twitter account
Politics / Re: APC Can Never Win In A Free And Fair Election by Jay5mie: 3:05pm On Feb 25, 2023
grin
MrColdsweat:


You're supporting tulumbu but you don't have the balls to stay in the country. You want to flee.

Coward!


I am not supporting anyone and I have already fled grin
Politics / Re: APC Can Never Win In A Free And Fair Election by Jay5mie: 2:52pm On Feb 25, 2023
fredsamuel1:
This ongoing election has already thought us that APC can never win in a free and fair election. Their only structure to win election is through rigging, bribery, intimidation, violence, snatching ballot boxes, and even killing voters that refuse to vote for them.
Before some certain people will start attacking me, please go and watch some videos in Twitter and see what is going on in their polling unit. Thugs are beating people, snatching their phones and even shooting at people who came to vote because the don't want to vote for APC. And this is worse especially in Lagos.
Thought everyone was saying that Tinubu will win, and i wonder if this is how he intends to win this election. But my greatest shock is that some people are even voting for this kind of candidate. If APC with all there evil tactics end up winning this election, just so you know we will be in for a very huge one. Buhari's government will be even considered among good leadership compared to the one we will get from Tinubu.


That's why it's called Politics
Politics / Re: Guys, If Peter Obi Loses Today, What Do We Do? by Jay5mie: 5:58am On Feb 25, 2023
Napata77:
Guys, If Peter Obi Loses Today, What Do We Do? undecided

How do we take back our country as Obidients?

What is the long-term agenda, just in case it doesn't go well for Odogwu today?

There's a thread where you can cry, check my bio

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Politics / Re: Thread For Obidients To Cry Tomorrow by Jay5mie: 5:56am On Feb 25, 2023
hammerT:
OBIDIENTS WONT CRY, WE GO JUST END NIGERIA.



THAT IS ALL.


End which Nigeria? End your family first
Politics / Re: Thread For Obidients To Cry Tomorrow by Jay5mie: 5:56am On Feb 25, 2023
Xxxxtentacion2:
after the elections life goes on...
Nobody send anybody papa...
The biggest loser of the elections will be Tinubu...
After election obedient go open in shop begin sell spare parts...
Again nobody send your papa


You need to cry first before you resume wailing for Biafra
Politics / Thread For Obidients To Cry Tomorrow by Jay5mie: 12:54am On Feb 25, 2023
This is a safe space for Obidients to let out their innermost pains tomorrow after losing the election.

Don't be shy...

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Politics / Re: Leaked Audio: Apostle Suleman Defends Atiku, Says Audio Is Fake by Jay5mie: 7:35pm On Feb 24, 2023
Tenses:


May the death of the Lekki victims that you mock visit you!!


Bruv Stfu

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Planning On Resigning From My Job [resignation] by Jay5mie: 7:28pm On Jan 18, 2023
oladahunsi:
Get ready to suffer



cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: A Friend Of Mine Just Died With His Wife And Children. by Jay5mie: 6:17pm On Jan 05, 2023
UrPapa:
Did you pay for the yam you bought?


Guy grin grin
Travel / Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by Jay5mie: 7:39am On Jan 03, 2023
Good Morning


Happy new year guys.


Please, I don't have NIN yet and during my visa application I was asked for it, should i leave it blank or should i use my passport number?


Will it affect my application in any way?
Travel / Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by Jay5mie: 7:36am On Jan 03, 2023
Good Morning


Happy new year guys.


Please, I don't have NIN yet and during my visa application I was asked for it, should i leave it blank or should i use my passport number?


Will it affect my application in any way?
Politics / Re: Fanfare As First Lady Hosts Ekiti Children's Christmas, End Of Year Party by Jay5mie: 4:09pm On Dec 23, 2022
Wickedfacts:


There are more children in this Christmas party than in Peter Obi's Port Harcourt rally.



grin grin

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Politics / Re: Fanfare As First Lady Hosts Ekiti Children's Christmas, End Of Year Party by Jay5mie: 4:07pm On Dec 23, 2022


Na all the children for Ekiti be this? E de like Peter Obi rally grin

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Romance / Re: So Na Only You Bleep Your Babe From January To December ? �� Awww by Jay5mie: 6:21am On Dec 08, 2022
Oddfinder12:
We no get babe but we dey fuvk alhamdullilahi ��


My gee cheesy
Phones / Re: What I Noticed After Iphone Battery Replacement by Jay5mie: 8:22pm On Dec 05, 2022
Wjames440:



Huh!!! My brother abeg change your orientation oo. Bought my 13 uk used and battery still dey 100 since 4months now.

How many people dun use 13 drop for Naija? you got a good phone.

No try buy X to 12 with 100%

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Phones / Re: What I Noticed After Iphone Battery Replacement by Jay5mie: 8:10pm On Dec 05, 2022
If you see Ba3 health 100% my brother run!! e get why cheesy cheesy

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Foreign Affairs / Putin Soiled Himself After Falling Down Stairs Amid Cancer Battle Rumors by Jay5mie: 8:04pm On Dec 03, 2022
The Russian President is said to have fallen onto his back before accidentally "defecating" himself before medics could reach him.

President Vladimir Putin fell down seven steps of stairs and bruised his coccyx before soiling himself, according to Telegram Channel General SVR. The group, which claims to have contacts close to Putin's bodyguards, said the Russian leader "stumbled and fell to his back, after which he fell on his side and slid down a couple of steps".

They added: "The incident took place in front of the president's bodyguards, who reacted quickly and rushed to Putin's aid.

"Three security officers helped the president to get to the nearest sofa and called the doctors who are on duty at the residence."

According to the Channel, medics "arrived within a few minutes, but could not immediately examine the president".

The Telegram Channel has long claimed the President is suffering "oncology of the gastrointestinal tract, as a result of which he already experiences serious problems with digestion" and that the fall caused an "involuntary defecation".

They added: "After a complete examination, a bruise of the coccyx and soft tissues was diagnosed.

"Nothing critical was diagnosed and the bruising was treated with painkillers.

"An investigation is to be carried out into what provoked the 'fall'.

"He wears special shoes, even at home, with anti-slip coating, and the stairs in the residence are considered 'safe'.

"As it turns out, all precautions are meaningless when nerves are at stake."

The Telegram channel has long claimed Putin is battling with cancer and has said that sources inside the Kremlin say the Russian leader has lost 18lbs.

In October, they claimed Putin's inner circle is worried that his "persistent cough" will be seen as a “sign of the leader's rapidly deteriorating health”.

The Russian president appeared to cough in a clip from a meeting with Deputy Prime Minister Dmitry Chernyshenko.

General SVR reported: “Both Putin himself and his relatives, as well as doctors, are worried about the president’s coughing fits, as well as constant nausea and lack of appetite due to medication and a specific diet [for] oncology.

“In the past few months, Putin has lost eight kilograms, and those around the president are worried that the thinness and persistent cough that is noticeable in progress will be regarded by the elites as a sign of the leader's rapidly deteriorating health.”

They also claimed that the Russian leader had "an attack of severe coughing" during a video conference with Defence Minister Sergei Shoigu.

According to political analyst Valery Solovey, Putin is suffering from a number of critical illnesses, including cancer and a schizoaffective disorder.

Ms Solovey claims Putin's health "is deteriorating... dramatically".

Despite the reports from the Telegram Channel, the Russian President was filmed visiting a laboratory in Moscow the following day showing no apparent injury.


https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1704836/putin-defecated-himself-stairs-fall-cancer-health-update-russia-war

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Politics / Re: UN Sec-Gen appoints Balogun-Alexander As Resident Co-ordinator In Timor-leste by Jay5mie: 7:56am On Dec 02, 2022
bigdammyj:
Congrats to him.

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Politics / Re: UN Sec-Gen appoints Balogun-Alexander As Resident Co-ordinator In Timor-leste by Jay5mie: 7:55am On Dec 02, 2022
Is she married?

is she happy in her marraige?

I like her o, OP howfar? you get contact?
Investment / Re: Tiantian Kullander (Amber Group) Dies At 30 by Jay5mie: 8:42am On Nov 28, 2022
Nokio1:
u get $3B u no reason to come Benin or even ijebu ode for fortifications...
now righteousness go use u do sermon


grin grin grin

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